Even the murderous little Raven

if life has cheated you,

Don't be sad, don't be impatient!

Calm is needed in gloomy days;

Believe it, happy days will come.

Pushkin, please tell me in a dream tonight, as the No. [-] hero in the author's novel, what should I do if the only innocent, lively and lovable seduced protagonist is ruthlessly deceived by the author?

The little shou held the space ring in his hand and began to cry. I felt that he was being played mercilessly by Lord Wuming. Wouldn't she feel uneasy when playing with a pure and lovely little virgin?Or her conscience has long been eaten by dogs, so she wants to make a modern version of the blackened Bigan?It must be like this, or else, or else, or else this so-called interspatial ring won't be able to get in! ! !

Tonight, after our classmate Xiao Shou and Xiao Gong bid farewell at the entrance of the hospital, Xiao Shou stood in the cold wind at the entrance of the hospital for half an hour but failed to see Xiao Gong come back and said to him: "Let's go to the room." !” So ​​he had no choice but to go home sad.In order to heal his wounded young heart, he decided to enter his portable space.For this reason, he specially bought the seeds of flowers and plants when he passed by the flower shop downstairs.Because according to the settings of the general portable space text, as long as he sprinkles a handful of seeds casually at this time, these seeds can grow into beautiful flowers and pieces of orderly miscellaneous like epileptic madness. Grass.He doesn't even need to fertilize and weed the cultivated land, he can even ignore the time and season, just sit and wait for the harvest.

And what he is looking forward to the most is that hot springs will appear in all portable spaces, not just ordinary hot springs, but magical hot springs.As long as you soak in it, it can be small enough to beautify the skin and eliminate fatigue, or big enough to revive the dead and rejuvenate your hands.Oh, as a high-quality shou, how can he resist the temptation of hot springs? Think about the white and flawless skin, the crystal clear, pink and tender skin, not only on the face, but also on the body!This is the dream of every high-quality small receiver.

Xiao Shou lifted up her clothes and looked at her breasts, they were pink, and she was very satisfied.Then I opened my pants to look at my little bird, oh, why is it that other people’s little bird is not pink enough?It's not as tempting as it was last week, did I handjob too much last night?

Oh, no, I must restrain myself, how could I defile these two holy places before being enjoyed by Xiao Gong?So a portable space hot spring is a must!

Master Anonymous, what about the portable space we agreed upon?Hurry up and hand it over to me, do you still want me to become a high-quality little subject?Or, because I am Xiaoleiwen's Xiaoshou, do you want to use a portable space that cannot be entered to kill readers?I seriously warn you that this is wrong.I will give you one night to think slowly, and after thinking about it, I must return my portable space and hot spring to me tomorrow, and let me and my Xiao Gong have a flash marriage. These days, men and women are flash marriages, so as Lei Wen We also want such benefits for the protagonist, otherwise I decided to make the characters crumble and convulse black, or turn into a gentle and kind Tom Su, disgusting to all readers.

Well, it's getting late, I'm going to start practicing my buttocks.

So Xiao Shou threw the space ring away, lay down on the bed and started practicing hip exercises, raising his legs and waist, twisting and pinching, in order to have a "fragrant, warm, tight, slippery, lively" Little Chrysanthemum, he is determined to develop hip training into his lifelong career.

Hey, it's a pity that I didn't let Xiao Gong play with me after so much preparation, how sad!

So you can't be late for seducing Xiaogong tomorrow, so you can't be lazy about the mask tonight.

Hey, meeting me is really a blessing that Xiao Gong has cultivated in eight lifetimes, otherwise, where would he find such a hardworking and high-quality Xiao Shou like me.

In order to be able to seduce Xiao Gong smoothly, Xiao Shou got up early this morning, bought breakfast and went to the company downstairs to stay.But since the company downstairs is the only way for all the friends of Xiaoshou's company to go to work, and Xiaoshou didn't want everyone to know that he was chasing Xiaogong, so he had to bite the bullet and hide in Xiaoshou's office. attacking company.

There are not many colleagues in Xiaogong Company, but everyone who comes in will ask: "Hey, why did you come to wait for You Xiaogong this morning?" "Xiaogong is often late, thank you for your hard work." Breakfast? Really virtuous." "It's work now, not off work, did you misread your watch or changed your strategy?"

Woooooo, Xiaoshou covered his face, he obviously wanted to keep a low profile, why did everyone know about it?When was my gentle and shy image subverted?

Damn it, when did you fucking become gentle and shy?Do you have the self-consciousness to be the protagonist of Raven?The Anonymous Lord roared.But everyone can ignore this Mr. Nameless who just ran out and yelled a few words.So please don't ignore him carelessly!

Xiao Shou waited and waited, watching the time pass by with great sadness. He has been late three times this month, and the company stipulates that more than three times will deduct money, woo woo woo, I don't want to be deducted money!They were only detained 50 oceans yesterday.

At this moment, amid Xiao Shou's eager anticipation and the vicious movement of the hour and minute hands on the watch, our classmate Xiao Gong finally appeared.

Warm applause and welcome, tears filled Xiaoshou's eyes, he stuffed the breakfast in his arms into his arms, turned his head and ran away, he originally wanted to run out of style, out of level and out of a beautiful landscape, and by the way, give Xiaogong a wink Smile or something, but the time is too tight, I saw Xiaoshou rushing to Xiaogong to stuff things, twisting his buttocks and turning his eyes to see the wind blowing on the soles of his feet, stepping up three steps, he will definitely run within three seconds When we reached the third floor, Xiao Gong stayed where he was and was filled with emotion.

Don't underestimate his small arms and legs, he is so powerful when he runs, and he betrays his weak appearance brutally.

He looked at the breakfast in his hand, um, yes, his favorite Xiaolongbao, stuffed with meat.He swallowed a steamed stuffed bun in one bite, and before he could eat it with his bulging cheeks, he watched Xiao Shou, who was leaving like the wind, come back like a gust of wind.

"Oh, you, you, you're still here, really, really, that's great." Xiao Shou propped up his knees and panted, showing a bright smile to Xiao Gong and still remembering the victory of a "v" Gesture, "It's exactly nine o'clock, and I'm not late. Hahaha, the administration can't deduct my salary now."

Xiao Gong thought, if Xiao Shou had the strength now, he would be twisting around in the same place humming the out-of-tune original song "Oh oh oh".

At this time, Xiao Shou suddenly thought of his literary and artistic temperament and gentle and shy image. He pulled his sleeves, twisted his body, blushed and lowered his head and whispered: "I bought it for you." breakfast."

"Yeah." Xiao Gong was eating in his mouth! "It's delicious, thank you."

"No thanks, that's what I should do."

"Since when did you become Lei Feng?"

"No, I didn't become Lei Feng, what does this have to do with Lei Feng?"

"We are not relatives, I am really embarrassed to accept your breakfast."

"How come it's not relative, I actually..." I have been in love with you for a long time, "We went to the hospital together last night, no, it was you who kindly sent me to the hospital last night, in order to repay you, I decided to use I promise."

"No need, it's just a matter of raising your hands, you don't need to promise with your body."

"It's easy for you, but it has extraordinary meaning for me." Finally, I have the opportunity to hook you up. How can I easily let go of this opportunity, which is rarer than Beijing's Olympic Games.

"Oh, what's the point?" Xiao Gong asked with a half-smile, expecting this guy to come up with some reason.

"You were so enthusiastic yesterday, which made me feel that the world is not cold, but the warmth of people's hearts. We live in this cold steel and concrete city, and there are many inhumane things happening every day, like stray dogs on the side of the road. I was hit to death again, like my house sister owned more than a dozen houses and I didn’t have any, like old Yimu and Lao Yibo who set up a stall were beaten and kicked by urban management, like I have been secretly in love with you for a long time, etc. Wait, there are too many things, and I won't be able to sum them up for a while, so don't worry, you can talk to me later!"

"I'm not in a hurry." Xiao Gong said.

But as soon as Xiao Shou finished speaking, he remembered his gentle and shy image again, so he continued to lower his head and whispered: "I have had a wish since I was a child..."

"What wish?" Xiao Gong waited for a long time but couldn't see Xiao Shou's words, so he had to ask.

"I forgot. No, I mean, this wish is very important to me, so I want to find a suitable opportunity to tell you slowly." His grandma, what happened to forgetting the lines at a critical moment?I said it a long time ago, don't type it on the computer yesterday, but copy it down and take it with you with you. You can definitely have a cheat sheet or something!

"Well, since you invited me to breakfast, if you don't mind, I'll invite you to dinner tonight!" Xiao Gong said with a smile.

"Shouyou, how embarrassing it is. It's such a happy agreement that we will see you at the gate of the company at six o'clock tonight. Goodbye." So, before Xiaogong had time to say goodbye, Xiaoshou had already covered his ears with lightning speed. The momentum ran away.

Xiao Gong couldn't help laughing when he saw that he took another three steps and then disappeared after two or three steps. He weighed the breakfast in his hand again.

"Although it is a bit convulsive, he is really an interesting person."

As soon as Xiao Shou ran around the corner, Meimei's whole body began to twitch like crazy, oh oh oh, I'm just so happy, I can finally open a room for candlelight dinner and take a bath OOXX.

Oh wait, oh no, what did I just do, I just stepped up three more steps.three! ! !I am a literary fan, Xiaoqing, how can I take three steps in one step! ! !

Master Wuming, please rewind, rewind, and rewind, I want to run again elegantly, elegantly without losing nobility, noble without losing coolness, I don’t want to take three steps at a time, three steps are too many! ! !

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This is a "small" article, will 3K per chapter be too thick and long?