Even the murderous little Raven

Xiao Shou woke up in a daze early in the morning, vaguely touched Xiao Gong next to him, turned over and lay on Xiao Gong's body, and then put his paws on his abdominal muscles very smoothly.

Hey, I can touch my Xiaogong's abdominal muscles early in the morning, today is destined to be a good day.

Xiao Gong was awakened by his touch, and immediately took his paw away.

Touching the hairy abdominal muscles, it is obvious that he is holding on to the bird!

While eating breakfast, Xiao Gong finally couldn't help but talk to him, "Xiao Shou, change your habit of petting my little bird early in the morning."

Xiao Shou drank the soy milk and blinked innocently, as innocent as he wanted.

"I was unconscious."

"You have to change your unconsciousness. Every time you touch the fire, you don't put it out!"

"Honey, are you kidding me?"

"..." I was clearly complaining!

Xiao Shou took a bite of the meat bun, thought for a while, and put the rest of the meat bun in the refrigerator so that Xiao Gong wouldn't eat it.

"Hey, I haven't finished eating yet!" Could it be that the coquettish person doesn't give meat buns to eat?

Xiao Shou threw the fried dough sticks to him, "You eat this, and leave the meat buns for me."

"Then you eat it! Why did you put it in the refrigerator again?"

Xiao Shou rolled his eyes at him, looking like an idiot, "Who said I want to eat now?"

"you……"

"I plan to eat it at night, so that you don't want me to stop for dinner." The more Xiao Shou thought about it, the more feasible it became, and he packed the remaining soy milk and put it in the refrigerator.

Xiao Gong raised his forehead, "Are you planning to eat soy milk fritters while having sex tonight?"

"Yeah." Xiao Shou nodded seriously, "I'm very smart!"

Xiao Gong silently ate fried dough sticks and decided to abstain from sexual intercourse for a week. He couldn't believe that H's charm was not as good as soybean milk fried dough sticks!

After breakfast, Xiao Shou spread out limply on the sofa and prepared to enjoy a beautiful day, but Xiao Gong dragged him out of the house mercilessly.

"Where are we going?"

"I went to the supermarket to buy something. I have run out of many daily necessities at home, and I have to buy some food. I will have dinner at home tonight."

"I want to cook!"

"Are you sure?" Xiao Gong asked Xiao Shou seriously, then he stuffed Xiao Shou into the car and drove on the road.

"Why do you act like you don't believe that I can cook? His craftsmanship is obviously very good."

Xiao Gong didn't continue talking nonsense with him, and concentrated on driving.

"Hey, I was supposed to be looking for a job today." Xiao Shou was deeply moved that he couldn't spend a good day looking for a job.

Just when Xiao Shou was feeling a bit ballistic, he received a call.

Xiao Shou talked about Xiao Gong's clothes, "A company called me and asked me to go for an interview, and I was a little confused about whether to go or not."

"what company?"

"Indian Ocean Insurance."

"Hang up the phone and don't go."

"But his position looks good, he is the reserve director."

Xiao Gong ignored him, and just put this kind of idiotic question aside.

After a while, Xiao Shou received another call, and finally hung up the phone very disappointed.

"An interview again?"

"Ah."

"what company?"

"Chinese Longevity Insurance."

"Position?"

"Reserve cadres."

Now Xiao Gong doesn't need to say anything, because Xiao Shou already has the expression that I am facing the wall and thinking about not disturbing me.

"I think I'll still get calls from Ping An Insurance."

"This sales position is unfilled 365 days a year."

"The HR in their family is really hard! They have to call people 365 days a day."

"Don't think about others, think about yourself. If you are determined to find a job, you have to work hard. You are such a big person, don't be ignorant. I don't expect you to make a lot of money, and I don't expect you to subsidize the family. But since you did Decided, you can't give up casually like before. If you can't do it this time, you will stay at home obediently and don't make any more fuss, you know?"

"Oh!" Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L Lt

Xiao Gong patted his head, "But I still suggest you become a full-time internet writer." It's obviously good to be raised by me at home.

"No, I've made up my mind, I must find a good job this time." Xiao Shou was full of confidence, "I will work hard to earn money to subsidize the family, don't worry!"

"Why am I getting more and more worried? There is always a sense of foreboding." Is it really okay to let this kind of confused and frizzy person out to work?

"Hmph, I want to speak with my strength." Before Xiao Shou explained his too idealistic career plan to Xiao Gong in detail, they arrived at their destination.

After entering the supermarket, Xiao Shou said that the supermarket in seven years' time is really good.

The variety is more and more complete, and the products are more and more, but the price is also more and more expensive.

Xiao Shou hugged the shopping cart looking for death and life, "Stop throwing it out! It's all gone!"

Xiao Gong unswervingly throws things out, all kinds of chocolates, candies, and biscuits...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" xiao shou lay on the shopping cart, but to no avail.

Xiao Gong continued to take out things from the cracks in the shopping cart, "It's not that I won't let you buy it, it's that you bought it too exaggeratedly."

"You really don't love me." Xiao Shou really wanted to shed a few tears, but the lacrimal glands didn't cooperate.

Xiao Gong rolled his eyes in his heart, "Look at what you bought. If you want to eat, just buy a few packs and take it home. You don't have to buy more than a dozen packs of each kind. You will either put it after the expiration date or take it back. Come and eat."

"Excuse!" Xiao Shou scolded angrily, Xiao Gong expressed no pressure and continued to throw snacks out.

After Xiao Gong finally turned the hill-like shopping cart into a small slope, he pinched Xiao Shou's nose and said, "If you dare to throw things into the shopping cart again, I won't pay! I'll leave you here to guard A bunch of snacks can only be seen but not eaten!"

Xiao Shou immediately opened his pocket, hum, I will buy it myself.

"You don't need to look for it. You didn't bring your wallet with you when you went out today. The clothes are new. You must not have a dime in your trouser pocket!"

So Xiao Shou had no choice but to follow Xiao Gong aggrievedly, watching the pile of snacks passing by in silent resentment.

Wait, what did he see?

The little three and the little four in front of the ice cream counter are picking things up, they are pushing a shopping cart, talking and laughing, they must have JQ!

Xiao Shou tugged at Xiao Gong's clothes, "Honey, look over there."

"Don't think about it, I won't buy you ice cream, it's cold..."

"No! Look quickly, there is JQ!"

Xiao Gong turned his head to look, then walked over calmly.

Why is Mao so calm?Shouldn't it be crazy?The two lovers who came out of the closet got together and then kicked him away, shouldn't it be very broken and unacceptable?

That's why you're doing this, okay?Master Wuming complained, he was not calm at all!

The restless Xiao Shou followed the calm Xiao Gong to catch JQ with him, it was really unimaginable!

"Boss, what a coincidence." Xiao Si greeted, and Xiao San nodded nervously at Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou.

Xiao Gong glanced at their shopping cart, which contained some fruits and vegetables.

Xiao Gong chatted with Xiao Si for a few words, and found that Xiao Shou and Xiao San were squatting in front of the freezer to pick out ice cream.

“This one is delicious, with lots of chocolate.”

"But I think this one is good. I like vanilla."

"How do you like the passion fruit flavor?"

"I seem to have bought this flavor last week, but I haven't tried it yet."

"Why did you come out to buy it before you finished eating?" Xiao Shou glared at Xiao San, "He still didn't let me buy it after I finished eating."

Xiaosan squatted on the mountain and drew circles, "He won't let me buy it either! I'll just take a look."

Xiao Shou suddenly gossiped: "When did you two get together?"

In fact, Xiao Shou laughed wildly in his heart, it turned out that my Xiao Gong really didn't cheat! ! !When Xiaosan and Xiaosi are together, they are always gray and beautiful, especially exciting!So Master Wuming, you must not break them up in a convulsion, and even if they break up, don't let them seduce my little Gong!

Xiao San blushed slightly with baby fat face, "We have been together since the third year of junior high school."

"Nani! The third grader!" Xiaoshou suddenly screamed, looked up and looked around, and quickly lowered his head and said to Xiaosan, "You're too young!"

"That's right, puppy love."

Xiaoshou patted Xiaosan on the shoulder, "Puppy love is right, I absolutely support you."

"I've already graduated from college, and it's not a puppy love anymore."

"Well, I see." Xiao Shou nodded very seriously, and then continued to ask: "Were you also young when you were H?"

Xiaosan's face flushed red again, "No, no..."

"No way, you guys don't have H yet?"

"No, no, we..." Xiaosan hesitated and hesitated, wanting to find a hole to go down, and didn't want to answer such a private question at all.

"Speak quickly!"

"Uh, we, that, when I was a freshman..."

"Freshman, it's still quite small, it must be very painful! By the way, do you get hungry when you fuck? Why do I feel so hungry every time I fuck?"

"Sometimes I don't feel hungry until after sex, most of the time I don't."

"That's it. Hey, don't avoid the topic, you haven't said it yet, did it hurt a lot the first time, did you bleed? What positions have you tried?"

Xiao San blushed and looked at Xiao Si asking for help, woo woo woo, I don't want to answer the proprietress' questions at all, what should I do?

Xiaoshou poked Xiaosan, and urged: "Quickly answer, if you don't answer, your salary will be deducted, everything will be deducted!"

Woohoo, don't deduct my salary, the internship salary is rarely mentioned.Xiaosan felt that the gain outweighed the loss, saying that he only wanted to see the ice cream at first, and he really didn't want to reveal his privacy to the proprietress at all.

Xiao San ran behind Xiao Si and said secretly: "Little Si, you can support me this month! My salary is gone!"

After Xiao San and Xiao Si left, Xiao Gong looked at Xiao Shou who was still squatting on the ground, "Are you molesting others again?"

Xiao Shouyi replied righteously: "Don't slander me casually, I am such a pure and innocent person, how could I molest other children casually!"

Xiao Gong looked at him suspiciously, but was ignored by Xiao Shou.

"Don't look, let's go, I won't buy you ice cream, give up!"

"Woooooh, but Xiaosan said that he has ice cream at home, but I don't."

"That's fine, next time you bring the money, you can buy it yourself! Anyway, I won't pay you this time." After finishing speaking, Xiao Gong walked away swaggeringly pushing the shopping cart.

Xiao Shou followed with resentment.

The author has something to say: Do you feel that I am particularly thick and long today, and I am always gray and strong!