Even the murderous little Raven

When the manga exhibition ended, Xiao Shou failed to abduct Meng Feng's handsome father home, but he himself was abducted by the married woman Xiao Zhou to go shopping.

Of course, this shopping trip is not meaningless. He was horrified to find that McDonald’s and KFC turned out to be cheap after seven years. Lunch can be done for 25 yuan. What’s even more shocking is that 25 yuan lunch is really the cheapest. of.

Xiaoshou burst into tears, and the prices are not considerate of people's feelings at all, especially the people's feelings with only 25.5 yuan in his pocket.

Xiao Shou had no choice but to go into McDonald's, but he wanted to try the new Cui Zhen Bao set meal, please forgive a person who was reborn seven years ago, he has never eaten Cui Zhen Bao, saying that it is the true love of Master Wuming, so Xiao Shou Shou is even more eager to taste it.

However, the Cuizhenbao package costs 26 yuan, which is [-] cents short.

"Little Zhou Zhou, lend me fifty cents."

Xiao Zhou, a married woman, took out [-] cents, "Who did you say was tofu?"

"I said you are a flower, very beautiful."

"Just beautiful?"

"It's also very glamorous and attractive, with a special temperament. At first glance, it looks like an educated woman in the new era. She is intellectual, mature, and attractive, representing the development direction of Chinese beauties. Beauties, give me fifty cents!"

The married woman Xiao Zhou was very satisfied and gave him fifty cents.

These days, you can spend fifty cents to hear auspicious words. Not everyone can hear them. If you don’t believe me, go find a beggar and ask him to say a few auspicious words. Do you know?

"Why do I feel despised by you?"

"You're delusional."

After the two had lunch, they continued shopping.By the way, there are a lot of lettuce in Cui Zhen Bao, Master Wuming likes it very much, so she decided to let Xiao Shou also eat Cui Zhen Bao for dinner.

When shopping, Xiao Shou deeply felt the huge difference between a rotten girl and a married woman. One is a mess of all kinds of pornographic comics and beautiful clothes, and the other is devoted to grabbing all kinds of cheap goods and all kinds of parent-child clothes and children’s clothes. Among the huge lines of toys and clothes for grown men.

After an afternoon of fighting, the married woman Xiao Zhou’s children, husband, and parents-in-law had almost bought everything, and they hid in McDonald’s to eat Zhencui Bao’s set meal. A red bean pie, because it only costs 9 yuan for two, but was ignored by married women. In the end, Xiao Shou still missed the red bean pie, because it was a married woman who paid, and Xiao Shou was temporarily a little boy who relied on women to pay.

"Actually, you have always been a little boy who relies on men to pay." Xiao Zhou, a married woman, concluded.

Xiao Shou just ignored him, he took out his mobile phone to find his "husband" and was just about to call his Xiao Gong, but Xiao Gong just happened to call.

"Xiao Shou, I'm sorry, I have a case to rush and I can't have dinner with you tonight, shall we have dinner together tomorrow night?"

Xiao Shou looked at the french fries, Coke and Treasure Fort in front of him, he must have them, anyway, he would be late tonight.

"Okay. Then what time are you coming back tonight?"

"There are a lot of things to do today, and I may have to work overtime until late. Don't wait for me, go to bed first, you know? Remember to turn down the temperature of the heater before going to bed at night. It's too hot and you keep kicking the quilt." Xiao After a while of Gong exhorting, Xiao Shou was delighted to hear it.

Xiao Zhou, a married woman opposite, saw Xiao Shou's YD smile and knew whose call it was without asking.

"Did he say that we can't have dinner together tonight?"

Xiaoshou nodded.

"Are you going to work overtime until late tonight, and you kindly ask you not to wait for him?"

Xiao Shou continued to nod.

"Is he very busy recently? He doesn't see anyone all day long, but he often shows that he cares about you?"

I don't know if Xiao Gong has been busy recently. The newly reborn Xiao Shou didn't know, but Xiao Gong really cared about him and said very considerately.So Xiao Shou nodded again.

The married woman Xiao Zhou took a deep sip of Coke, hiccupped, and looked at him with a look of hatred, "Xiao Shou, are you popular these days?"

As a newly reborn Xiaoshou, I really don't know what will be popular in the world seven years later?After all, the trend of the world is not something he, a rotten otaku, can guess.

"Mistresses are popular these days."

"Nani?!!! Why is Xiaosan, an evil thing that destroys people's feelings and families, still popular?"

"Do you know what that means?"

"Does it mean that the moral level of the people on Earth has been appalling? Or does it mean that the integrity of the people on Earth has been shattered?"

"Wrong, this means that your Xiao Gong is likely to cheat! I said why are you not alert at all?"

Xiaoshou gave Xiao Zhou a look at the married woman, "My Xiaogong and I are both Martians, don't compare us with you vulgar and low-level earthlings."

The married woman Xiao Zhou gave him a blank look, "Hurry up and go back to Mars, I won't keep you." Seeing Xiao Shou's seriousness, she felt that she was really the most hardworking friend in the world, not only in He should worry about his integrity before marriage, but worry about being kicked out after he gets married. God knows, Xiao Shou hasn't moved out of the wolf's lair since she moved into the wolf's den seven years ago, and her worries have never been. less than.But with all my hard work, I still haven't been able to erase my name from Xiaogong's blacklist. It's so sad.

"Xiao Shou, I'm not talking about you, look at yourself like this."

"what happened to me?"

"Have you counted the wrinkles on your face? Have you weighed your increasing weight? Do you know that you are becoming vulgar every day?"

Xiao Shou secretly touched the fat on his stomach, oh, no, there really is such a thing as fat.

"Look at you, you spend all day at home playing games and watching anime, do you think you are still seventeen or eighteen years old? You are already 35 years old, uncle!"

"Auntie, you are only two years younger than me."

Xiao Zhou grabbed Cuizhenbao to gag him, and then continued to preach: "At your age, you should have your own career anyway, look at the crap novels you wrote, you can't even support yourself, you can be called Is it a business?"

Xiao Shou was shocked, he didn't expect that seven years later, he would degenerate into competing with Master Wuming for a job, no wonder he couldn't make any money!

I want to change careers! ! !

"Let's talk about your small Gong. Although the company he runs is not big, it is not small. He has been well-known in recent years. You can see that his car has been changed from a Xiali to a Mercedes-Benz. After all, he can be regarded as a successful boss. .This man's mental outlook will be different once he succeeds in his career. Don't you feel that your little Gong has become more and more elegant these years? You are a beautiful uncle, and you are about to degenerate into a bad old man."

"No, it's not that exaggerated!"

"Why not. Let me tell you, you are called Xiao Gong, the most popular among juniors. You need money, good looks, talent and talent. Besides, he is in the field of design. College students who join his company every year At least half of them are his fans. Colleagues work overtime to discuss work matters, and they are all fresh and lovely flowers. It’s late to post. In short, be careful yourself Point, don’t be so stupid that you don’t even know you’re being kicked.”

"Actually, I still have advantages." Xiao Shou pointed her fingers silently, married women are not cute at all!

"Are you sure? I don't want to appear to despise you so much."

"You've acted like I'm a piece of shit on the side of the road."

"Who is so immoral to throw your piece of shit on the side of the road? Go home quickly."

So the two went shopping for another three hours and parted ways. The married woman took a taxi home, while the penniless reborn man was still standing on the side of the road blowing cold wind and waiting for his family to pick him up.

"Why don't you borrow some money from your friend to take a taxi back? It will take me a while to drive here." Xiao Gong hurriedly turned on the heater.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Xiao Shou shivered from the cold, "She said she wanted us to develop a relationship, but she didn't give me money."

"It's Xiao Zhou!"

"how do you know?"

Among all your friends, she is the only one who can be so convulsive, "What did she do to you again today?"

"She just discussed the relationship between husband and wife with me."

Seeing that Xiao Shou looked like he had done something wrong, Xiao Gong smiled and said, "Did she say again that I'm going to find Xiao San'er outside?"

"again?"

"She's been saying this since we were together. How can she keep saying it for six or seven years?"

"Maybe it's because she's old." Your sister's, so I've been persecuted by you for so long!

"I told you to break up the relationship a long time ago." Xiao Gong said jokingly, in fact, he also knew that his own Xiao Shou and that unreliable bad friend Xiao Zhou had a good relationship and it was impossible to break up the relationship.

"I'll go back tonight and write her a letter of resignation! It's disgusting to dare to destroy our relationship."

"Hey, is this draft going to use your fifth letter of resignation or your sixth letter?"

"..." Xiao Shou was depressed. It turned out that he broke up with the married woman Xiao Zhou once a year, but he just couldn't get rid of her doggy plaster.

"Honey, are you cheating?"

"Hey, don't meet Xiao Zhou for a month, make phone calls, send text messages, QQ private messages, Weibo and WeChat."

The world is really scary, there are so many ways to connect, it is not easy to play missing.

"But you haven't answered me yet, will you cheat?"

"Don't think about it."

shock!shock!Why do I think this sentence is one of the must-have quotes for cheating people to comfort their wives who never leave?

Seeing Xiao Shou's frightened appearance, Xiao Gong deliberately teased him, "Then what will you do if I really cheated on you?"

"If you really cheated, remember to tell me, I will leave silently so that you don't make things difficult." You must go to Xiaosan's house and slap him twice, and then kick you hard to tie you up Feeding aphrodisiacs in bed will make your life worse than death!The most important thing is to find a man who is a thousand times better than you and let you get out of my life completely.

"Oh? I thought you'd curse us."

"I'm not that kind of person, I will bless you all. Although we are not destined, your happiness is my happiness." Curse you for a lifetime of impotence, impotence can not be cured, mistress YD hungry/thirsty thousand people ride ten thousand cao , one will die alone, and the other will suffer from sexual/disease.In short, I curse you to die badly.

"Then can I think you really want me to cheat?"

"..." You are fucking logical!

"I want to grow old with you forever." Oh, he confessed his love, so shy.

Xiao Gong smiled and patted his head, "Good boy, I'm yours, always have been."

"Well. If you cheated, they will cry to death for you, and the corpse must be parked in your bedroom for the first three days."

When Xiao Gong showed up, I knew it would look like this.

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