Even the murderous little Raven

This murderous little Raven has a bleak start.

It starts with our great, kind, hardworking product editor, because she has been fired! ! !

This is such a tragic fact, but for Shenma, she can pat her ass and leave with a month's subsidy, while our little shou, who works hard without complaint, has to work hard.

God, give me a month's subsidy, I will fire the manager immediately, don't think too much of it if you fire it ten times or eight times!

God heard Xiao Shou's heartfelt sympathy, and he decided to give them a chance to make a fortune.

However, God is a dementia, and then he accidentally forgot! ! !

Finally one day, after Comrade Xiao Shou finished the product description of the backpack and sent the document to the manager, the man who killed a thousand dollars actually sent a mountaineering bag and a shoulder bag.

Your sister, do you think I'm easy to bully?Throwing pictures to me all day long and asking me to write product descriptions, what the hell do you want me to do with just one picture, you don’t even have data or a brief introduction, and what’s more, his grandma’s is still in English!Do you fucking know that I am a planner, a website planner, do planners understand?Not a product editor!Do you fucking want to save money for the company and exploit the working people like this!

Under Xiao Shou's strong resentment, God finally saw the black smoke on his head, and felt deeply that this person was about to be blackened.So, the God with dementia finally got rid of dementia, and finally remembered to make Xiao Shou a windfall, so he finally gave Xiao Shou a portable space according to Master Wuming's instructions.

Don't ask Mr. Anonymous why it is portable space, Mr. Anonymous will not tell you that she wants to participate in this issue of Innovation Award, and the topic of this issue happens to be portable space.Mrs. Anonymous will not tell you that she wants to participate in the Innovation Award because if this article participates in the Carry Forward Award, it will lower the level of JJ writing. Don’t think that the participation will not lower the level of JJ writing. As long as it participates, it represents the level of JJ writing. What a serious crime it was to be dragged down by her, and she couldn't atone for it even with death.So in order to maintain the level of JJ texts, our Master Anonymous had no choice but to come up with the idea of ​​an innovation award.Come on, everyone applauds for her selfless spirit.

Crackling, crackling, crackling...

So enthusiastic!I was really touched, thank you everyone, thank you CCTV... I forgot the words.

well, let's get back to business.

Xiaoshou was called by God, so he fell asleep.

He fell asleep, so he dreamed.He dreamed, so he dreamed of God.The old man God has a white beard and a wrinkled face. He is not handsome at all, so disillusioned.

Xiao Shou pointed at God's face and cried bitterly, "You are not Morgan Freeman! And you are not as handsome as Morgan Freeman!"

God is very kind and amiable. He didn't care about the minor accusations. He said: "Morgan Freeman is a fake. As a God, how can I sweep the floor or be a beggar? The old bastard's performance is simply It's an insult to my image."

"But why are you not as handsome as others? Morgan Freeman is a handsome old man with a good acting skill. You are a bad old man who speaks bad things about people behind their backs."

God said, "When Morgan Freeman dies, I'll go to him and tell him. I'll tell him he's not handsome at all, and he sucks at playing God."

"But that movie was the box office champion that year."

"That's a problem with your human eyesight."

"You are jealous of him." After crying, Xiao Shou took out the mirror, looked at this side and looked at that side, and rolled his eyelids, "Oh, my makeup is all gone, what should I do, I didn't bring my eyeliner, Woooooo, I'm so sad."

God was tossed by him like this, so dementia occurred again, and Xiao Shou was still forgetting to touch up his makeup.

I hate it, I will get off work in half an hour, and I will be embarrassed to run into that handsome guy in the company downstairs without makeup, and I will definitely not be brave enough to tell him that I have been secretly in love with you for a long time, do you know that?

You are so shy to confess.

God said: "Who are you? Why did you come to my space?"

"Damn it, don't talk to people. Didn't you see people touching up their makeup? Even if you are Morgan Freeman, you can't do it, let alone you are a fake."

God was angry, "Morgan Freeman is the counterfeit, I'm a genuine counter product, don't confuse me with a street vendor."

Xiao Shou was also angry, "Don't think that if you pretend to be expensive, I don't know that you are not Morgan Freeman!"

"Who is Morgan Freeman? How can he compare to me?"

"I X, you think you're amazing with dementia! Oh, no, I'm being rude. You can't have such a vulgar thing like literature and art." So Xiaoshou changed his words: "Dementia patients, remember to eat medicine."

Don't ask why God has Alzheimer's, and don't ask why God has Alzheimer's, because our great Anonymous Lord has set it up like this. Besides, God is so old and so old, and it is very difficult to get Alzheimer's. Is it strange?Is it weird?Is it weird?Well, since no one answered, it's not surprising at all, so let's read on!

After listening to Xiao Shou's words, God felt very reasonable. It was time to take the medicine, so he left, so he left Xiao Shou in his dream.

But Xiao Shou was not worried at all, he waved his arms and shouted: "Master Wuming, save me!"

Then Xiao Shou came out.

After he came out, he looked at his fingers and found no interspatial ring!This unscientific!Then he looked at his toes, maybe the God of Alzheimer's put it on the wrong place and put it on his toes, right!However, why there is no toe, this is too unscientific!

Xiao Shou had a flash of inspiration at this time, looked around to make sure no one was watching him, and sneaked a little bird at his house, but there was none, madam is unscientific!

Could it be that...if it is applied to breasts, alas, people in the public will really be shy.Low oil, I'm really sorry.

His grandma's still doesn't exist, it's so unscientific!

Just when Xiao Shou wanted to yell at me, I looked up, heaven and earth, how could you put your broken ring on my desk!

Xiao Shou immediately put the broken ring on the ring finger of his right hand with lightning speed, oh, it’s too big, then change the middle finger, oh, it’s too big, then change the index finger, oh, it’s still too big, then Just switch thumbs!It's finally just finished, it's just a little silly.

Oh oh oh, now I am a person with a portable space, a person who can raise chickens and ducks at any time, plant a small flower and grass, and attract people to snap up and sell at a high price. Don’t be too envious of you ordinary people .

"Dididi..." The company group rang.

Hey, today is the 14th, is the salary paid in advance?Or is the company about to declare bankruptcy?

"Salary? Severance pay? So excited!" Xiao Shou opened the company group happily and excitedly, with a sentence written on it:

Hao Xiaoshou slept on his desk during work, which seriously violated the company's system and undermined the morale of the company's unity and solidarity. He was fined 50 yuan as a warning.

your sister's! ! !You're a bad company, you know how to deduct money all day long, and you're a bad financial person, you don't feel happy if you don't deduct some money every month, right?

"I want to resign, none of you should stop me." Xiao Shou said angrily.

Colleague Xiao Xue said: "The year-end bonus will be issued in half a month, are you sure you want to resign?"

Xiao Shou touched the wrench on his thumb, oh, that's wrong, it's a space ring, he sat down slowly, opened the document slowly and continued to write English.

Hateful manager, hateful boss, you all go bankrupt!Heh heh heh, when I get the year-end bonus, I will resign immediately, decisively, resolutely.

"I will be the first to resign in the next year, and none of you will rob me!"

Just as Xiao Shou finished speaking, Xiao Bo, who was opposite him, stood up and left.

小博同学是办公室里的报时机，早上看到他来了就说明时间不是8：59就是9:00，下午看到他离开就说明时间不是18:00就是18:01。

So everyone else in the office started to shut down their phones and pack their things.

Xiao Shou quickly turned off Word, turned off the host computer, turned off the display screen, then grabbed her bag and ran downstairs.

Today is Friday, and the handsome guy from the company downstairs will show up between 18:15-18:30, and late arrivals who pretend to meet by chance are absolutely not allowed.

This company building has only five floors. Xiao Shou's broken company is on the third floor, and the fourth floor is still an adobe house without a floor, windows, or doors. I heard that the fifth floor is also a company, but no one knows what it is for. It's either an uncle or an aunt and looks very alien. I don't know if the first floor sells furniture or runs a teahouse. Anyway, there is no business every day, and it looks like it is about to close down.However, in such a short and poor company building, there is actually a tall, rich and handsome man on the second floor.Do construction Oh!The company name Niu B has to see it once and forget it once.

It's been more than half a year since Xiaoshou's company moved here. It's surprising that no one remembers the name of the company downstairs, but in such a company that can be forgotten at a glance, there is such a small attack that makes people want to rush to it as soon as they see it.

Facial features, sexy, figure, sexy, temperament, sexy, work, and very sexy.

Xiao Shou was lying on the handrail of the stairs on the second floor, imagining that Xiao Gong would come over and show him a sexy smile, oh oh oh, why is life so beautiful!

"what happened to you?"

Xiao Shou looked up and looked at his watch, oh, no, why did you come out at 18:14?what to do?I haven't posed yet!

"Are you okay? Are you going to be taken to the hospital?"

"What?" Xiao Shou wiped the saliva from his mouth, the fantasy was too much just now, and even the saliva flowed out.After wiping his saliva, he stood up, straightened his clothes, and said, "Oh, my head is so dizzy, I'm going to collapse, take me to the hospital quickly, or it would be better to go to your house." Xiao Gong fell down, and Xiao Gong didn't even have time to dodge.

Then Xiao Shou got his wish and got into Xiao Gong's private car, and ran wildly on the way to the hospital.

The author has something to say: Master Wuming said that she really resigned as soon as the year-end bonus arrived.

This article is just a joke, just for fun, all illogical things are possible in Anonymous's pen that turns magic into decay!So when you read this article, if you don’t understand it, please don’t skip it if you don’t understand it!Don't take it too seriously.