I want to live, get married

He leaned over and stuffed this life-saving shendan into Wang Erniu's mouth, raised his hand and pushed his chin, only to see the adam's apple rolled, and the elixir fell into his stomach along with this force.

After waiting for about half a cup of tea, I saw that the cyanosis on Wang Erniu's mouth and nose gradually disappeared, and the black lifelessness on his face receded.

The pupils under the eyelids also moved slightly, as if gradually becoming conscious.

The onlookers in the hall were all amazed.

"Oh, amazing, it seems that there is a real reaction."

"What kind of magic medicine is this! It's amazing." Everyone was expecting Wang Erniu to be out of danger and wake up.

Only this Mrs. Wang saw her with a dignified expression, not a hint of joy, but rather at a loss and flustered.

"Wang Erniu, wake up, wake up...can you hear me?"

Seeing that the person gradually became conscious, He Qingqing tried to call out to him, hoping that he would wake up as soon as possible.

Wang Erniu moved his eyelids a few times, and whimpered "Huff, huff..." from his throat, and finally slowly opened his eyelids and woke up.

"Hey...he's awake, Mr. County, Wang Erniu, he's awake." All the people watching outside the hall told each other with joy.

It would be unbelievable for a half-dead person to recover in a short while if he hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes.

The county magistrate also found it inconceivable. He immediately got up from the three-foot law table and went down to check in person.

"Wang...Wang Erniu, you...can you hear my words clearly, Master?" the county magistrate asked beside him.

Waking up in a daze, Wang Erniu looked around blankly and found himself lying in a strange place, surrounded by a circle of strangers.

He tried to speak with difficulty, sobbing in a low voice: "Ouch... it's killing me, what... what's wrong?"

At this moment, Mrs. Wang tried her best to push aside the crowd of onlookers, threw herself beside Wang Erniu, and cried: "Ah... my poor husband! You are awake... woo woo...", the appearance was very moving.

"Yeah! Mother-in-law, you... why are you here, aren't you waiting for me at home? This... What's going on?"

Seeing Mrs. Wang crying and crying, this Wang Erniu still looked puzzled like a monk Zhang Er, as if he was unaware of what happened to him just now.

Wang cried and explained: "My husband! You almost died just now, and you were killed by that unscrupulous businessman!"

She wanted to continue talking and explain the cause and effect of the matter clearly.

I didn't want to, but was suddenly interrupted by He Qingqing: "Okay, Mrs. Wang, the situation is urgent now, I don't allow you to explain more, let the county magistrate judge the case first."

Being abruptly interrupted, Wang glanced sideways at He Qingqing with a sullen expression on her face, but because the current situation could not allow it to flare up, she had to shut up embarrassingly and step aside.

Then the county magistrate said: "Wang...Wang Erniu, you...you don't have to think too much. Now in the courtroom, what ben...this master asks you, you can answer truthfully and just..."

This Wang Erniu was an honest person. Seeing that the county magistrate had spoken, he hurriedly nodded and agreed: "Yes... yes, you can just ask, the villain knows everything, and if there is even half a lie , not a good end."

The county magistrate then asked: "Okay, you... tell me, what is the relationship with this Wang family?"

"Marital relationship."

The county magistrate continued to ask: "Wang...Wang Erniu, how is your usual physical condition? Is there any discomfort?"

Puzzled why the county magistrate would ask about his physical condition, Wang Erniu had no choice but to answer honestly: "Xiaomin is usually as strong as a cow, there is nothing wrong with it."

"Impossible..." As soon as these words came out, Imperial Physician Liu refuted him. He was always confident in his pulse diagnosis techniques. When he just fainted, he checked Wang Erniu's pulse, and there were clearly signs of kidney failure.

He excitedly stood up from his seat, pointed at Wang Erniu and said, "You obviously have kidney problems."

"What? Kidney problem?"

"No way! How did this happen?" The people watching the excitement outside the hall almost laughed out loud when they heard this.

"Impossible, my husband is in good health!", Wang was so emotional that she almost jumped up in the courtroom, "You quack doctor, don't trust your words, how can I not know if my man's kidneys are in good condition?"

As she said that, the woman blushed, nodded her head and said shyly: "My man and I have sex every day, and we fight seven times every night. The married life is harmonious and happy. How can we humiliate him with kidney problems for nothing?"

The country shrew, who speaks rough and loose, no matter what the occasion, dares to discuss the matter in her own bed in court, without any shame.

This matter made Wang Erniu's face turn red and white for a while.

The county magistrate stared at Wang Erniu with scrutiny, and looked at what you said.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he hesitated and said: "I... my mother-in-law is right, Xiaomin does talk to her every day, seven times a night, but my mother-in-law is a very virtuous and considerate woman It takes a lot of energy, so I make a medicinal diet of boiled clams with green fruits every day to nourish the villain's energy, so there is no problem with the villain's body."

"What?" Imperial Physician Liu turned pale with shock after hearing what Wang Erniu said.

He cross-examined: "You just said what kind of medicinal food does she give you every day?"

"Green... boiled clams with green fruits! What's the matter?" Seeing Imperial Physician Liu's hellish expression, Wang Erniu replied hesitantly.

"Ouch!", Imperial Physician Liu beat his chest and stamped his feet, sighed and said, "Your mother-in-law is not considerate of you, she clearly wants your life!"

When everyone heard an uproar, Wang's face froze.

"What's wrong! Is something wrong?"

"I don't quite understand." Everyone was puzzled.

Doctor Liu said to everyone present: "Everyone doesn't know that the green fruit that Wang Erniu said, also known as Fengliu fruit, is a tonic used to treat kidney yang deficiency. It is no different from an aphrodisiac with clams. mighty."

He pointed to Wang Erniu and said: "But this person belongs to kidney yin deficiency, and usually has internal deficiency and heat, easy to dry mouth, and hyperactivity of yang. For those of you who eat hot and dry foods such as green fruits and clams every day, it is like adding fuel to the fire, coupled with excessive sexual intercourse and excessive indulgence, it is already a sign of kidney failure, but I don’t even realize it!"

Imperial Physician Liu's speech made Wang Erniu's face pale and cold sweat.

"Wang Erniu, let me ask you again, did you eat anything strange when you went out today?" Imperial Physician Liu asked eagerly.

"I...I...", Wang Erniu was an honest man, and he became tense for a moment, afraid of missing something, he scratched the back of his head and recalled carefully.

"Before I went out, I ate a lunch at home, and there was nothing unusual. It was just a common meal, but..."

Suddenly, thinking of something, Wang Erniu paused for a moment, and then said: "It's just that the lunch meal is too salty. There are stewed salted fish, pickled vegetables, and salty porridge. I even complained to my mother-in-law that you cook rice at noon. Did you knock over the salt shaker?"

"Oh..." After hearing this explanation, He Qingqing suddenly realized, "No wonder you drank three bowls of water like an old dry cow who has been thirsty for 800 years. "

She said bluntly to Wang Erniu: "With your depleted kidney, if you pour water like this, who will be poisoned if you don't get poisoned by water? I'm afraid your mother-in-law didn't hurt you on purpose!"

What he said made Wang Erniu froze for a moment, as if he had been frozen.

"Bah! You sharp-tongued bitch..." Mrs. Wang spat fiercely and began to abuse He Qingqing.

"In the courtroom, how can a little girl like you be allowed to gossip, if you dare to frame my old lady again, my old lady will make you unable to bear it."

"You shrew...", He Qingqing scolded back: "You see, you have no good intentions."

The two almost fought again in the courtroom.

"Everyone...shut up to me." The county magistrate stopped in time, "It's you who will judge the case, or this judge!"

The place was silent.

He continued to question him.

"Wang...Wang Erniu, you...when and where did you two get married? But...do you have the orders of your parents? The words of the matchmaker?"

"Hi!" At this point, Wang Erniu sighed.

He explained with a bitter face: "To tell you the truth, my family is poor, and I have been single for half my life. How can I get the orders of my parents and the words of the matchmaker. My mother-in-law picked them up."

"Oh?" The county magistrate was very surprised.

"Her hometown was hit by floods and fled to this point. I saw her as a poor woman, so I took her in. After getting along day and night, I felt that she was virtuous and considerate, so I thought that it would be a good thing for us to take care of each other in the future. So I married her a year ago."

"Huh?" Everyone present was taken aback when they heard this.

The county magistrate hastily asked: "What... what? The marriage was completed a... a year ago? Wang... Mrs. Wang, didn't you just confess in court that you married Wang Erniu for ten... more than ten years. ...The bull's head is not facing the horse's face, you... how do you explain it?"

Originally just to win everyone's sympathy, they casually said that they have been married for more than ten years, but they never thought that something went wrong.

Wang was flustered at this moment, and hurriedly explained: "Min...the women were nervous in class just now, but...maybe they made a slip of the tongue and said something wrong."

Seeing that this woman finally showed her flaws, He Qingqing would not let it go easily, so he immediately reminded the county magistrate.

"You scoundrel, how can you easily misremember such things because of your nonsense in class, sir, you must not trust her lightly, there must be something strange in it."

No matter how confused the county magistrate is, no matter how lacking a backbone, he still finds the current situation very strange.

Immediately got up, looked again at the identity document that the Wang family had handed over, and handed it to the tall and thin county magistrate beside Hou, and ordered: "This document will... be carefully checked for authenticity."

"Yes, sir."

After getting the order, the county magistrate held up the document, repeatedly compared the handwriting with the genuine document, checked the seal, and checked it carefully for a long while.

Fang replied: "Oh, my lord, this ID card of Wang's is very realistic at first glance, but there are still many inconsistencies under closer inspection. It is a forgery."

"What? Fake?"

"How could this be?"

As soon as this theory came out, there was an uproar in the hall.

Among them, Wang Erniu was the most surprised. His eyes widened and he looked at Wang in disbelief.

He suddenly felt that this woman who was with him day and night and who kept calling him her husband was very strange: "What's going on...you...you...you..."

During this period, He Qingqing kept staring at the Wang family's every move.

As time passed, this Wang couldn't hold back more and more. She was sweating coldly on her forehead, her eyes wandered, and she suddenly bent her arms slightly as if she was about to take out something in her bosom.

Seeing this, He Qingqing pointed at her and said loudly: "No, there is something in her arms, hold her down."

As she said that, she stepped forward, directly put Doctor Liu behind her, and stood in front of herself.

Imperial Physician Liu, a pampered Imperial Physician in the capital, had never seen such a battle before, and was suddenly stunned.

When he reacted, he saw that He Qingqing was already protecting him. Although he was a junior who hadn't been together for a few days, he didn't expect to be so brave and righteous at the critical moment, and he was very grateful.

The bearded man's yamen servant immediately jumped forward, his movements were very swift and violent, he looked like a practitioner, he twisted Wang's arm backwards, and the woman yelled "Wow" in pain.

He Qingqing shouted: "I'm afraid there is a hidden weapon in her arms, everyone be careful."

The county magistrate sitting in the hall trembled when he heard the words, for fear that the woman would jump over the wall in a hurry, with a murder weapon in her pocket and intend to do something wrong, so she was about to crawl under the table while clutching her black gauze hat.

The tongue that couldn't be straightened became more and more knotted: "Quick...quick, protect this official, protect this official..."

"Hurry up, protect the master..." The county magistrates, masters, and hall servants on both sides exploded at once, and they all blocked their master in the middle, looking extremely embarrassed.

The bearded man stretched out his hand and found a bag of unknown white powdery objects from the woman's arms.

Seeing that it wasn't a sword or other murder weapon, and the situation was completely under control, the county magistrate breathed a sigh of relief. After the case, he tidied up his clothes and sat back upright.

After these small twists and turns, Wang scrambled, showing his fox tail, just waiting for the county magistrate to order the coffin to be sealed.

Seeing that the situation was over, she collapsed to the ground and couldn't get up, no matter how the county magistrate interrogated her, she pretended to be dead.

"Okay...well, you don't need to say it, sir... I have plenty of ways to figure it out, sir."