Wanjie takeaway

"Where is the man surnamed He? He ran away? Someone said they saw him come back just now. Who are you from his family?"

The woman frowned angrily and asked.

Wu Shulan replied, "We don't know anyone with the surname He."

As he said, he was about to close the door.

The woman blocked the bag in her hand and blushed with anger: "Who are you to dare to manage things here?! Since you don't know each other, how did you get into the house? Who gave the key and who opened the door? How dare a thief be so confident !?"

Wu Shuyun didn't use much strength at first, but it was difficult to close the door for a while when she was blocked by it, and when she saw that her words became more and more difficult to hear, she opened the door again, pulled the bag and threw it back, while the other party was not paying attention, there was a bang, The door was closed, and the woman reacted and cursed outside the door, making a lot of noise.

Wu Shulan locked the door several times, frowned impatiently, walked back and sat down.

"Prince Immortal, Fu Snake has provoked annoying ghosts on the human side, why don't we go back now?"

Wu Shuyan looked at Wei Dao and asked.

Wei Dao shook his head: "How long have you been here? Although you can leave at any time, but don't worry now, after all, it is Fu Snake's house, so let's wait until he comes back and talk about it before leaving. What's more, he is not out shopping Is it? He should be back soon, if he can solve it, there is probably no need to worry about other things. "

Wu Shulan lowered his head and sighed: "Could it be that the fairy leader is not partial at this time? I was scolded by that person a lot of bad words, as if I was thrown into garbage for nothing, and the fairy leader didn't plan to comfort me. As soon as the word "go back" was mentioned, the fairy head would say good things for Fu Snake, he is not here yet, if I am not here, and Fu Snake says what I say, can the fairy head do the same?"

Wei Dao sighed: "It's not a big deal. If you dislike her for being troublesome, just throw out a sound suppression spell and that's it. If you don't want to hear her noise, block your ears, or block her voice alone, it's the same."

Wu Shuwan looked at Wei Dao with tears in his eyes and said: "But, did I do something wrong? She scolded me like this, how dirty, can't I kill her? Why do you embarrass me like this? Why didn't she stop her?" My ears are full of boredom, and everything is not going my way? Why me?"

Wei Dao didn't know either, he and Wu Shulan thought the same thing, but since it's here, it's not easy to kill people at the door of Fu Snake's house, there are human beings everywhere here, if something really happens, as Fu Snake said on the road, It will be inconvenient in the future, and if things get serious, they can still leave. Fu Snake probably can't leave so casually and never come back.

His eyelashes fluttered, and he lowered his eyes and said, "Perhaps it's not natural to see humans?"

Wei Dao forced a smile, without any smile in his eyes, and said casually, "Let me tell you a story."

Wu Shuwan asked: "Isn't it about telling a story about the little mermaid turning into a bubble for love? I'm not a mermaid."

Wei Dao originally wanted to tell that story, which was very appropriate for the occasion, but since Wu Shulan asked this, he must not say this again, so he should change it to another one. After thinking about it: "I know you are not a mermaid..."

Wu Shuyan drooped his eyes and said drowsily: "Headmaster, what is your story? I forgot, and I can't hear you clearly. Don't speak so quietly, I'm about to fall asleep."

Wei Dao couldn't think of a suitable story to tell Wu Shulan now, so he read a mysterious raving, which came from his dreams, hallucinations, memories and thoughts, all the things that seemed to repeat forever and never seemed to follow him all the time. These voices were mixed together, like a pot of muddy and weird soup, always dangling in his mind.

For him, these voices are considered daily, but they must not be told directly to others. They may cause some trouble to the listener. If they are not able to bear it, they will collapse directly. Although there may not be no way to cure them directly, they can only be cured after driving people crazy. , No matter how you think about it, it is destruction rather than kindness.

Wei Dao changed part of the tone appropriately, and adjusted part of the words. From passively accepting input to actively outputting externally, he also thought about it very carefully. Although the time is not too long, it is worth celebrating from scratch.

Wu Shulan wasn't too weak either, it seemed that he had accepted it well.

Wei Dao himself is not too clear about the specific meaning, but there is no doubt that when he received these messages, he felt very painful.

Wu Shuwan wasn't in that pain, he was just sleepy, listening to it, it was like hearing a lullaby, and he was about to fall asleep in a while.

This is exactly the effect that Weidao hopes to achieve.

Can't think of a story?It doesn't matter.As long as the person listening to the story falls asleep!

Now, Wu Shuwan was only a little short of falling asleep.

Anyway, he had no resistance to Wei Dao's general situation, and Wei Dao's "hypnosis" went smoothly.

"Go to sleep when you're tired."

David said.

Wu Shulan shook his head, forced himself up and opened his eyes wide, then quickly closed them again, and said limply, "No, I want to listen to the story, the story...the story is not finished yet?"

Wei Dao blinked and smiled softly: "It's okay, the story is over, you can rest."

He suddenly became gentle and persuasive: "It's okay, you should rest. Since you are so sleepy, don't embarrass yourself. I can send you to the bedroom to lie down. Anyway, Fu Snake won't come back in a while. Isn't it?" ?”

Wu Shu was so sleepy that his thinking ability was reduced, and after a slow reaction, he nodded and responded.

Wei Dao stretched out his hand to him, Wu Shuyan grabbed Wei Dao's hand, and was so sleepy that he couldn't lift his eyelids. The two eyeballs trembled and spread, and it was completely difficult to focus. He just looked up at Wei Dao who was approaching, forced a smile, and used a little force , pulled the man down, put it close to Wei Dao's ear, and said softly: "I'm sleepy, I can't walk over, Immortal Elder, hug..."

Before the words fell, the person had already fallen asleep. When he lowered his head, his body shrank. He changed from the appearance of a young man in his 20s to that of a teenager. He seemed to have a sense of morality from knowing him. He had a very youthful and ignorant temperament that he had never seen before. He probably remembered that Wei Dao hated children and fish when he was asleep. Although he asked Wei Dao to hug him to rest, he also lost weight and length.

If Wu Shulan turned into a fish, of course it would be the lightest, smallest, and easiest size for Wei Dao to transfer, but given Wei Dao's aversion to fish, there is a high probability that he can only lie on the ground and wake up by himself, and there is no change here.

If Wu Shulan turns into a child, Wei Dao might do it since he is not so troublesome, but he may also be disgusted afterwards. When he wakes up, Wei Dao may think of the previous situation when he sees him, completely No approach allowed.

The juvenile perfectly avoids these two states. He is neither a fish nor a child, and will not trigger the aversion condition of Wei Dao.

Wei Dao picked up the person. In fact, the weight is not difficult for him. Otherwise, when he used to fight, how could he fight?Just wait for death.However, Wu Shu was so sleepy that he couldn't move his mind, Wei Dao expressed his understanding. After all, this situation was caused by him alone. Instead of saying that Wu Shu was sleepy, he blamed Wu Shu for being sleepy.

Wei Dao put him on the bed in the bedroom, took off his shoes, pulled up the quilt, drew the curtains, went out and closed the door, his steps became lighter and lighter.

The sound outside still didn't quiet down.

Wei Dao adjusted his hearing and became quiet.

The world is suddenly quiet and wonderful, every time is so pleasant!

Wei Jiaojiao barked a few times outside the door, saw Wei Dao coming out, and circled around Wei Dao again, complaining: Outside, stinking people.

Wei Dao nodded: "Don't worry about it, I want to sleep too. If Fu Snake comes back without a key, you go and open the door."

Wei Jiaojiao nodded.

Wei Dao walked briskly into the bedroom.

When he woke up, it was already dark outside, and Fu Snake had already returned. The table was full of food, all of which were steaming hot and fragrant.

It seems that Wu Shulan just woke up not long ago, Wei Jiaojiao has been awake the entire time, and the red-skinned rabbit is nowhere to be found.

Wei Dao came out, washed his hands and face, sat at the dining table and asked Fu Snake who was still walking around: "Can I eat it?"

Wei Jiaojiao circled around Wei Dao's legs. Wei Dao remembered that his hearing hadn't adjusted back. When his hearing was in a normal state, he heard Fu Snake say, "It's ok."

Wei Jiaojiao woof woof: Master!Owner!There are also a lot of food in the gourmet store. The owner has eaten so much at Fu Snake's house, and he will eat so much when he goes back. He will eat more food than here!

Wei Dao nodded and replied, "Okay."

Wu Shulan was originally sitting opposite Wei Dao, looked sleepily at the dishes on the table, walked along the table and saw Wei Dao opposite, was stunned for a moment, got up, changed seats, sat next to Wei Dao, Wei Dao glanced at him, Whispered, "You're blocking my way."

Wu Shulan showed an aggrieved expression.

Wei Dao waved his hand: "Forget it. Sit down."

Wu Shu smiled carelessly.

After eating, everyone sat on the sofa, and the animation program that Wei Dao tuned was playing on the TV.

"Let's catch jellyfish!"

Such a voice came from the TV.

Wei Dao asked: "Has the noisy person outside the door gone?"

Wu Shulan nodded.

Fu Snake replied, "When I came back, I called the police."

Wei Dao asked: "What reason?"

Fu Snake smiled: "I found a few at random, endangering personal safety, affecting normal life, insulting others and causing mental damage, trying to break into a house and so on."

Wu Shulan didn't really want to understand, so he frowned: "Can the human police manage these trivial matters?"

They are so free?

Fu Snake wore wide glasses with silver rims on his face, looked at Wu Shulan, smiled inexplicably, and said, "Serving the people, you don't understand."

Wu Shulan turned his head away: "There is no one in my group."

As he spoke, he hugged Wei Dao and sniffed at his neck.