Thousands of mountains are always pits

The scholar disguised himself as a boy and sneaked into the private school since he was a child, and his grades beat the whole class.

Before Xiaobing, women disguised themselves as men to join the army in place of their fathers, and beat the whole team by force.

The book has become a new champion.

The soldier became the battalion commander.

The emperor was very melancholy. He felt that Xiaobing was very capable. If he had good resources, he would definitely become a good general. However, he was born in a poor family. It was a pity that the career of a good general was about to reach the ceiling—unless he married a lady from an official family.

But which official lady is willing to marry such a little soldier who wants money but no money, no status and is often away from home, living a life of iron and blood?

The scholar—the number one scholar in the new subject—was also suffering. Since she was admitted as the number one scholar, the lintels of her family have been trampled down, but she...is not like marrying these officials who have been spoiled and raised since childhood and demand messy demands!

She was from a poor family!It's the grassroots route, okay?

One day, Tartars came from the border of the country and seized several cities in one go.

The Tartars said, "Send someone over here and let's talk, otherwise the city will be massacred."

No one wants to go.

So the hard work of negotiating was handed over to the new champion, the young scholar.

The scholar is very tired.

The emperor admired Xiaobing very much, so he sent Xiaobing to accompany him to protect the life of the scholar-if he can return safely, then he will have the opportunity to give Xiaobing a promotion and raise his salary to marry Bai Fumei!

on the way.

Scholar: ...you don't need to be so far away from me, you can come closer.

Xiaobing thought to himself: Men and women are different after all, even though there are only two of them, if the identity of the woman is discovered, it will be a big head-scratcher!

Scholar: ... She doesn't understand why the "boy" and the "boy" are walking a few meters away from each other?Is the intimacy distance of boys different from that of girls?

one day.

Unfortunately, the scholar came to see his aunt.

His face was pale.

Xiaobing: What's wrong with you?

The scholar moaned and groaned, unable to speak for a long time: ...Maybe he got sick from eating?

Xiao Bing: It doesn't look like... Come on, let me show you.

People who march and fight know a little bit of basic things, including feeling the pulse.

The scholar didn't want to reveal her identity, but how could she be faster than Xiaobing?

Xiao Bing grabbed the scholar's hand and probed, shocked!

"You are a woman!"

The scholar nodded with difficulty, thinking about it, he might lose his head when he goes back.

Unexpectedly, Xiaobing also jumped out of his identity as a wolf with a distorted expression on his face: I am also... a woman...

Scholars are also petrified.

The atmosphere fell into embarrassment for a while.

So why did they guard against each other before? ? ? ?

But it would be easier if both parties were women. After a brief embarrassment, the scholar and the soldier quickly accepted each other's secrets and chatted happily on the same horse.

From poetry and songs to talking about swords, guns and axes.

The scholar has a lot of economics, and the soldier has a wide range of experience, and there is no topic that the two of them can't talk about!

When they arrived at the enemy's camp, the two of them were friends who could go to the men's bathroom hand in hand...

The enemy general: I want [-] bolts of cloth and tens of thousands of grains!

Scholar: No!

The enemy general put the knife on the scholar's neck: Is there any?

"I told you what would you do without you?!" Xiao Bing was anxious, and grabbed the extended blade with his bare hands! (Well, her weapon was taken away)

The scene fell into embarrassment again.

The enemy general (looks around at the soldiers standing around): Why are you staring at me and not taking him down? !

However, he underestimated the strength of Xiaobing.

Holding the blade with his bare hands, the soldier forcefully broke the knife away from the enemy general's hand, snatched the knife, ignored the blood on his hand, and killed all directions!

He accidentally chopped off the head of the enemy general.

The soldier and the scholar looked at each other.

Xiao Bing: ...I didn't mean to...

Scholar: ...It's okay...I have a way...

So the scholar obeyed the enemy general's military amulet as a small soldier, pretended to be the enemy general, and walked out of the camp swaggeringly.

By the time the rest of the enemy army reacted, the two had fled back to the border.

"What if the frontier fights again?" Xiao Bing was very nervous.

The scholar is also very good, but he still pretends to be calm: "No, why don't you go to the captured city and gather the remnants of the people to fight back? If we win, not only will we not die, but we will also have merit."

Xiaobing decided to listen to her and give it a go.

So the little soldier cameo as the leader of the army, and the scholar cameo as the military adviser of the army. From scratch, he carried a banner in the frontier!

In one year, the lost ground was miraculously regained!

The news spread to the court, and the court was shocked!

When the two returned triumphantly, the emperor gave Xiao Bing the title of marquis with a flick of his happy pen, and promised the two to meet each of their requirements.

Scholar: ...I want women to be able to serve in the army as officials in the future.

Emperor: Exactly.

Scholar: ...I am a woman.

emperor:! ! !

Xiaobing: I want to marry someone.

Emperor: Who?

Xiaobing pointed at the scholar: her!

emperor:! ! ! !

Xiao Bing felt that the emperor had not been hit hard enough, so he continued: By the way, I am also a woman.

The emperor... The emperor didn't have anything to say.

The heart is so tired, you are good at playing, and the rural people have deep routines, as long as you are happy.

The day of the big wedding.

Scholar: Have you already planned something wrong with me?

The little soldier said politely: "My fair lady, women are so good."

The scholar moaned and chirped: Speak human words!

Xiao Bing Wangtian: ...I think you smell very fragrant... When I was riding a horse that day... Well, I smelled it when I got close...

The scholar gave Xiao Bing a disgusted look: You know it too!Don't you look at you!It stinks all day, are you ashamed to say? !

Afterwards, there were rumors in the barracks that the general took three baths a day...

The scholar listened:? ? ?

This fool!