Thousands of mountains are always pits

According to the setting, pirates always love money.

So one day, such a legend (yes, this is the second vulgar beginning of this article) appeared on the sea. It is said that there is an incomparably rich treasure hidden on an unknown island. There was an uproar among the pirate gang.

All the pirates in the pirate circle clamored: This is mine!

A female pirate in the middle (yes, another unconventional setting) appeared, beat the other pirates to the ground, and announced: I am the owner of the treasure.

The rest of the people can't beat the female pirate and can only enjoy their mouths: you can't get the treasure even if you beat us.

The female pirate asked: Why?

All the pirates: Because we want to get the financial report to get the wife. You are a girl, and you are not married. With so much money and force value, it is impossible to find a satisfactory husband.

The female pirate was very angry: who said I can't get married!I want both to piss you off!

So the female pirate grabbed the treasure map and took her fleet to the mysterious island.

She found...a person on the island.

To be precise, a woman.

The female pirate ordered people to turn the island upside down but couldn't find the treasure, and it was the first time she saw a woman who was half a head taller than herself!

So his face turned black, and he threatened the woman with a knife: Speak!Did you steal the treasure to yourself?besides!Why are you here?

The woman was dressed in dilapidated clothes, but she still couldn't hide the elegance in her bones.She chuckled: Actually, I released the news, but there is no treasure here.

The female pirate became even more displeased and threatened to kill the woman.

"But my real identity is actually the Duchess on land—according to the will... If you can send me back and kill my elder brother who killed my father and seized the throne, I will definitely give you a lot of money .”

Woman, oh no, it was the duchess who smiled slightly under the blade.

The pirates succumbed to the temptation of wealth and took the helpless Duke aboard.

So the crew saw many scenes that they had never seen in their lives on the way back.

For example, the Duchess needs three buckets of fresh water to bathe every day.

For example, the Duchess eats fresh fruits and vegetables every day.

For example, the Duchess watched various seabirds that were extremely fresh to her every day on the plywood, pestering the pirates to tell her their names.

Female pirates are annoying.

She felt that she had no leisure time since letting the Duchess on board, and that guy had so many demands.

Whenever she impatiently threatens with a knife, "I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish if you push me any more", the Duchess will ask her to put down the knife with a pie of ten thousand wealth.

"You won't get any money if you kill me," the Duchess said.

The female pirate had no choice but to feel that she had worked so hard for so long, so she might as well endure a little longer... just a little while... go ashore, kill someone and leave!

So the pirate ship finally arrived at the port.

The female pirate rushed to the Duke's castle with a knife in her hands.

Vent out all the useless spirit you have suffered along the way in the Duke's Castle, and kill the Quartet!

The female pirate captured the duchess' brother and brought the duchess to the castle.

The elder brother was kicked by the female pirate and knelt on the ground, looking at the duchess sitting on the high platform.

At this time, the Duchess has already put on complicated women's clothing, which looks quite gorgeous... and she is not arrogant.

My brother was shocked: "Didn't you be exiled on the island by me? Why did you come back?"

The Duchess smiled: "Look, that's why my father's biography is in my place... You... are always so stupid, you don't even know how to write the words "killing someone with a borrowed knife."

Before the duchess could wait for her brother to react, she asked the female pirate to chop off his head, hang it in front of the castle wall, and hang it high for three days and three nights—saying that it was a punishment for patricide and usurpation of the throne.

The female pirate did so, and then turned to the Duchess: "Where is your wealth?"

The Duchess was unhurried: "Don't you think it's too slow to get money from robbery?"

"what?"

"Look, I have thousands of hectares of fertile land, a wealth of wealth, and countless shops... If you are willing to stay and manage such a large mess of things, these things will snowball and grow bigger and bigger... This is no worse than your simple robbery. Much faster?"

The female pirate thought about it, and it seemed to be the truth.

"But I don't know how to read." The female pirate thought suddenly.

"It's okay, I'll teach you." The Duchess smiled, "...these are all trivial matters, the key is that there is only one way to own all the property of the Duke's Mansion."

"any solution?"

"Marriage." The Duchess said calmly.

Female Pirate: ? ? ? ? !

The Duchess said: "Anyway, you also want to marry someone to piss off those other pirates who laughed at you. There are ready-made ones here. You have both people and treasures. You are not at a loss, right?"

Female pirate: ...You are so right that I am speechless.

So the female pirate entered the duke's mansion in this way.

After many years, the female pirate has been able to manage her huge family business in an orderly manner, and she is still struggling to cope with the Duchess' various purchases and various magical requests every day.

For example, if the steak is the meat of the best calf produced on the plateau; for example, the petals of the snow lotus flower on the top of the snow mountain must be used for bathing; .

From time to time, the female pirate has the illusion that she has been abducted into a pirate ship by others.

One day, the female pirate was preparing the Blue Mountain coffee she wanted to make for the duchess when she suddenly remembered something and asked: What if it was a male pirate who found you back then?

The Duchess took a sip of coffee and laughed softly: "Of course I crossed the river and demolished the bridge after killing someone with a borrowed knife!"

After hearing this, the female pirate nodded in satisfaction: "Come out to sea with me tomorrow."

"what?"

"I heard that the South China Sea is rich in large pearls. Go grab them and grind them into powder for you to wipe your face with."

"Okay."