Thousands of mountains are always pits

The traveler thinks that he can crush the IQ of the ancients and reach the pinnacle of life without wearing ancient clothes. Marry Bai Fumei and become a winner in life.

However, the reality dealt a severe blow to the traverser, and her great career through the ages ended when she found that she could not understand the speech of the ancients at all.

Mom!Why don't other traversers encounter this kind of problem!

Why did the ancients speak the southern dialect...Cantonese?It doesn't seem right... Hokkien?It doesn't seem to be...

God, why is she a northerner!Why is she speaking Mandarin!

The traverser roared inwardly.

She was wearing clothes, standing on the street like a monkey, receiving the attention of the crowd, listening to the questioning of the suspected yamen in front of her.

She guessed it was asking where it came from and where it was going, but she wasn't sure because she couldn't understand.

The turning point of the story happened when I suddenly met a woman who was dressed in a fairy style... woman.

After the traveler heard the woman chattering to the officers and soldiers, the yamen that had been on guard left one after another—the unknown person, she, was never questioned again.

"I am the national teacher of this country."

The woman smiled at the traverser, "Or, a prophet."

... It's a bit subverting the image, the national teacher is actually a woman.

No, this self-proclaimed national teacher was able to communicate with her!

The national teacher can speak Mandarin!

"That's why I said that I am a prophet." The national teacher looked at the traveler's confused eyes as a matter of course, "In the past 5000 years, there is nothing I don't know."

"So you are the Baidu of this world..." The traverser couldn't help complaining.

"To be exact, it's Google." The national teacher paused, "After all, I don't advertise."

Hehe, this national teacher can still joke.

Really cultured, even foreign goods Google knows.

"It has been said that I am a prophet." The national teacher was serious.

The national teacher said that he watched the stars at night and learned that there were people from the future coming today, so he specially guarded the street entrance to pick them up.

"So I really am the true son of this world, destined to become the protagonist and make a big career?" The traverser was eager to try.

She has a great affection for the only national teacher in the world who can understand Mandarin, and generously stated that when she becomes famous, she will definitely give the national teacher a huge sum of money.

The national teacher said that he thought too much.

The astrology shows that the traveler will become the big boss of this world, and the national teacher said that he would kill evil at the first sign for his own country.

"But I don't kill innocent people indiscriminately," said the national teacher, "so you stay here with me, as long as you don't leave my hut for a day, I won't kill you for a day."

Traveler:? ? ? ?

She, such a funny person, why did she become the big boss of this world?

However, for the sake of his own life, the traverser still obediently did not dare to disobey the national teacher.

I just try my best to make the national teacher run errands for her, and occasionally do small handicrafts that are only available in modern times to improve my life when I have nothing to do.

The day was pretty happy.

But the rumors leaked out for some reason, and through word of mouth, the traverser became a scourge in people's mouths.

Confidante Huoshui was applying a cucumber mask on her face when she was taken away by spies from the enemy country.

"...he looks really ordinary." The emperor of the enemy country expressed his disgust.

Thanks to the national teacher for letting her learn the language of this world forcibly, the traverser said that he was finally able to communicate simply.

"Oh." The traverser said indifferently, "So, can you send me back, my lord?"

The emperor of the enemy country naturally did not let her go.

What the traveler doesn't know is that the rumor of being together with the confidante is the routine of all novels, and whoever wins this person wins the world.

Although the emperor of the enemy country didn't know what was so good about this woman who couldn't even speak well, but the reputation of the national teacher all the year round convinced him of it - anyway, having an extra mouth would not make him poor.

So we started fighting.

The nations are in conflict, and everyone has heard that there is such a woman who "wins the world", and regardless of whether it is true or not, they raise their troops one after another.

The world is in chaos.

The national teacher was very angry.

No one has ever been able to snatch her things from under her nose, and with 5000 years of knowledge, she also involved her country in war in a fit of rage.

It really is a beauty!

In this way, one country after another was defeated, and the national teacher conquered the world all the way.

The imprisoned traverser was found in the palace of the last enemy country.

"...Hey, you're finally here after so long." The traveler sighed in the prison, "It's all fuck, why don't they have your gentlemanly spirit."

"Why don't you go with the person I sent to save you?" The national teacher sneered.

The traveler was eating melon seeds, with a smirk on his face, "I'm stupid, go with you and let other countries know that I'm a 'bad girl' with you, and then join forces to beat you?"

As she said that, she lazily spit out the melon seeds, opened her arms, and put on a domineering look in the prison, "Look! This is the world I made for you, why don't you thank me?"

"Thank you, big-headed ghost." The national teacher snorted coldly, "I'll treat your wounds when I have time, idiot."

The transmigrator grinned, and rushed forward the moment the national teacher opened the prison door, the blood staining his whole body reddened someone's "extraordinary" robe, "Hey, I'm a girl, you must be careful when you apply the medicine." a little."

"Go up yourself."

"I can't read!" the traverser groaned.

"...I'm a prophet, you can't fool me." The national teacher frowned, but his arms holding someone were steady.

"Tsk, that's even better, help me make Yunnan Baiyao ointment, the wound will heal quickly."

"..."

"Hey Prophet, did you see something extraordinary when you watched the stars at night besides a beautiful woman?" The traveler narrowed his eyes and smiled like a cunning fox. "For example, a daughter-in-law fell from the sky or something."

"……No."

"Maybe it's because your eyesight is bad." The traverser put his arms around the national teacher's neck, pressed her lips against her, admiring someone's flushed cheeks, "Hey, have you been coveting me for a long time? Before Did you secretly want to sleep with me when you were in the bedroom? Did those people not touch me? Was it your fault? And that..."

The national teacher's ears were filled with someone's chattering voice, he cleared his throat, and said awkwardly, "Stop talking."

"Let's go home."