Thousands of mountains are always pits

Like all fairy tales, one day, the princess was captured by the dragon.

The king was very unhappy (don't ask where the queen is, just like in many fairy tales, the kind queen disappears into the air forever), so he recruited all the warriors in the world and asked them if they would give their hearts for the princess.

Many warriors came, many warriors took the king's gold to buy weapons, and many warriors disappeared.

No one knows where these warriors went.

However, I heard that some warriors went to the dragon's lair with weapons, and turned around decisively when they saw the terrifying dragon.Then he took the king's gold coin and took the daughter of a rich merchant among the people and gave birth to a pair of sons and daughters.

Don't ask why it is a pair of children, many fairy tales are written like this.

So the princess was held hostage in the dragon's lair one after another, so the king took out gold coins one after another but returned without success.

Finally one day—after all, fairy tales must continue—a knight came from afar (maybe from another country, maybe in the countryside, but the origin is not important), and came to the palace on a white horse .

The knight said: Please allow me to bring Her Royal Highness back.

The king was in a hurry and vetoed it.

The knight was puzzled.

The king said: You are a woman.

Yes, this is a rare female knight in a fairy tale.

The female knight doesn't understand: Does it have anything to do with gender?I just want to save the princess to prove that my strength is much better than the group of stinky cowardly male knights outside, maybe I am the one who is suitable to be the king of knights.

The king is still shaking his head: this is not in line with the script.

According to the script, a male knight should come to defeat the hateful dragon and rescue the kind princess.So the king can betroth the princess to the knight, so that someone will inherit the throne, and the princess can also marry a wishful man.

The female knight understood that the king had deliberately let the dragon take the princess away.

The knight was very angry. The knight didn't understand why the princess must marry a man to give up the throne she should inherit to that man.

So the knight went to the dragon's lair alone to rescue the princess regardless of the king's obstruction.

The knight was just complaining for the princess—of course, it was also mixed with his own selfish desire to become the knight king—the princess’s experience reminded her of herself, who was also the one who made the rules when she was young.

The knight came to the dragon's lair.

It was found that the dragon was playing poker with the princess.

The princess was very happy to see that at last there was a knight who did not run away.

The dragon said that I just lack a poker friend for playing cards, but no one is willing to be taken away by it, so one day it was wandering (yes, wandering in the sea of ​​clouds) and saw the princess. The princess expressed that she was tired of being imprisoned and hoped The dragon took her away.

The princess said that those knights were deliberately scared back by the dragon, because she didn't want to go back to the cage that imprisoned her.

The knight was silent, and she asked the princess if she wanted to escape this hidden life and find true freedom with her.

The princess blinked and asked the knight what to do.

The knight said, come back with me, we will not recruit a husband, and we will inherit the throne ourselves.In this way, the whole world is yours, and you can go wherever you want.

The princess agreed.

So the dragon carried two people to the palace.

Threatened by the dragon, the king finally succumbed, promising that the princess would inherit the throne directly after his death, and the knight was given a new name by the world because he sat on the dragon's back.

Dragon Knight.

After the king died, the princess became the empress.

She found a smart heir from the people and carefully cultivated her. After she stood alone, the queen left everything and led the knight out of the palace.

So the country has since then had an unwritten rule that the throne does not need to come from the royal blood, and anyone who is capable can take office.

And the knight took the queen to travel thousands of mountains and rivers in the territory - of course, there was the giant dragon for transportation by his side.

One day, the three dragon knights and queens were fighting the landlord.

The queen said: I have caught a good hand this time, but I am still short of a preserved egg to hit a straight flush.

The knight tossed Q to the queen without a word—completely ignoring the staring dragon.

The queen then asked: Do you agree?

Cavaliers don't understand: agree to what?

Long sighed with difficulty: K's side is short of a Q, you gave the Q to K, aren't you stupid?Do you really want her to hit a straight flush?

The knight smiled: What's wrong with a straight flush?Anyway, K and Q have been together for a long time, so what does it matter who gets the card first?

The knight didn't tell the queen that she also lacked a Q.