When Yu Chengsong came out of Yu Cheng's house, he bumped into his mother who came out of the kitchen carrying milk.

Mom glanced at him and hurried into the master bedroom without saying a word.

It seems that the conversation just now is not small, at least I can sleep well tonight.

It's a pity that he plans to stay up late today.

The first monthly exam at the beginning of school next Monday, when the 8th quarter was in the office, Lao Li almost grabbed his ears and shouted, telling him to stop playing for the next two days and study hard.

He has to say it several times before each exam, as if he doesn't know how to review if he doesn't say it.

Yu Chengsong pulled out his chair and sat down at the desk. First, he took out a white notebook and wrote down the study tasks for tonight. After writing, he read it from the beginning again to ensure that the order was clear and there were no loopholes. Then he took out the math workbook and started writing.

The cover of May [-]rd, when opened, turned out to be a variety of questions. Some of the questions were cut out and pasted on, and some were torn off a page from other exercise books and pasted on. Yu Chengsong made an unpretentious May [-]rd. The effect of the handbook, all kinds of typical questions, wrong questions, and additional questions are full of stickers, and there is a tendency to explode the book.

He took out a piece of A4 paper and started to do calculations. The characters he wrote were very beautiful, with one folded horizontally and one folded straight and sharp. kind of.

But this kind of chic font has a disadvantage, that is, a bunch of characters look very messy when placed together, and it is not as good as ugly but stroke-by-stroke writing.

The Chinese teacher asked him to change it a few times because of this, but Yu Chengsong's words made the Chinese teacher shut himself up, and he never cared about him again.

"Teacher, I didn't write this for the sake of looking good, I just wrote it to pretend."

He took a sip of water, spent an hour sorting out the comprehensive, and then took out the fifth and third-hand math book and started to read.

In fact, Lao Li didn't need to worry about him. He didn't have any fluctuations in his test results even if he didn't look at it these two days, because he usually didn't fall behind.

There is such a group of people who intentionally do nothing at school and study secretly at home, and then amaze everyone in the examination room.

There are two prerequisites for doing this kind of person.

First of all, you must have a smart head so that you have enough ability to learn by yourself.

Secondly, you must have a firm heart to ensure the efficiency of your study at home.

Once you have both of these, you can start pretending.

Yu Chengsong, who pretended to be a preschooler to a sophomore in high school, yawned, put on headphones and clicked a song during the intermission.

"You are so young that you can be as straightforward as Wafer when you meet anyone, and you can live happily for half a day as if you have lived a million years..."

He clicked on the table with his finger to the music, clicked on Moments, and made a routine boring inspection.

The first three are all selling cosmetics, Yu Chengsong has no impression of the name on the note, it should be a junior high school classmate.

Delete friends in order, the fourth one is sent by Zhou Zheyu.

-Shocked my whole family, Brother Song got out of the order!

"Fuck." Yu Chengsong laughed, and took him to KPI again.

The comment area was quite lively, and they booed and asked who Zhou Zheyu was dating, and Zhou Zheyu replied shamelessly one by one.

- Who else but me~

Harvested a neat row of "the title party dies".

Yu Chengsong slid down again and paused.

Yin Gu posted a photo an hour ago. It was a night scene. The angle and lighting were so professional that Yu Chengsong looked at it for a long time before realizing that it was the scene of the old community opposite the school.

A rented house there?

Yu Chengsong clicked on the profile picture of Yin Gu—his own photo, and saw that the background was a photo of squatting on the snowy ground by the side of the road, holding a dirty fat orange in his arms, biting his finger, with fierce milk Fierce.

The bite is so hard that you can see blood, have you been vaccinated?

Yu Chengsong thought divergently, he went to the hospital for a set of rabies vaccines for a period of time in order to pet stray cats, and he was buffed for three years, so he regretted his life.

Yin Gu's circle of friends is not set to be visible for three days, and it can take a long time to scroll down. The content is similar, and it is all photos.

There are scenes and people, most of which are stray cats and stray dogs, but there are no selfies.

It's quite low-key.

Yu Chengsong took a second look and then withdrew. Yin Gu's circle of friends was more fake than his image in school, and had no reference value.

He looked at the photo of the community with the word "accident", and suddenly thought of something, and it took a long time before he liked it.

It was indeed an accident, I didn't expect him to come down from the alley to save him.

"Well, thank you teacher." Yin Gu put the phone to his ear, held a lighted cigarette in his hand, and listened patiently to Lao Li's ramblings.

"You're welcome, what are you being polite to the teacher," Lao Li said on the other end of the phone, "If you are not sure about the exam next Monday, tomorrow happens to be Saturday and Sunday. For the money, it is to help you check for gaps and make up for gaps."

"I think I'm sure," Yin Gu laughed. There are outsiders in the house, and I feel uncomfortable just thinking about it. "I'm used to reviewing alone. Don't worry, I won't drag the class down."

"That's not what I meant. Hey, forget it... how have you been getting along with Yu Chengsong these two days? Have you encountered any problems that are inconvenient to talk to him? You can tell me, and I will relay, Yu Chengsong This kid Song is very easy to get along with, I told him he would save me." Lao Li said.

"Not yet," Yin Gu said, "He's pretty good."

"That's good, that's good." Old Li heaved a sigh of relief.

"Teacher, I have nothing to review first." Yin Gu interrupted before he started the next unit of speech, using the reason that teachers and parents take all ages - I want to study.

Sure enough, Lao Li didn't say anything more, and hung up after chatting for a few words.

Only then did Yin Gu put the half-burned cigarette into his mouth, and took the first puff.

It's been two days since school started...

He exhaled smoke, and he didn't feel uncomfortable as expected, at least not in school.

It seems that the environment does affect people, and the simple school made him follow the simplicity, even though he left the school, he still couldn't hold back.

After smoking a cigarette, he didn't choose to lie down and play with his mobile phone. Instead, he got out of bed and took out the paper in his schoolbag and clamped it on the backboard. He leaned against the head of the bed and began to write under the light of some yellowed old-fashioned light bulbs.

After all, it was the first exam for the transferred school, so he had no reason not to be careful, otherwise he would be sorry for the "good boy" he said at the same table.

Yu Chengsong didn't go to bed until two o'clock in the middle of the night, and slept a little longer in the morning. When he came out after washing, his mother and two young sons had already eaten.

No one in their family has the habit of sleeping late. My mother has been eating at 06:30 for more than ten years. No one except him dares to get up late, otherwise there will be another bloodbath.

You can't change a mental patient, there are two ways left, either obey or fight with her.

But Yu Chengsong was also tired from fighting every day, so it created a situation where my mother felt that she was invincible and her temper became more and more explosive.

"The whole family is waiting for you to eat alone. You are eighteen and don't know how to go to bed early and get up early. There are no rules at all!" His mother glared at him.

Yu Chengsong lazily sat between the two younger brothers, served himself dinner, and drank half a glass of water before saying, "What are you doing early to bed and early to rise? Do you want to live a long life?"

He raised his head and smiled at his mother: "Aren't you afraid that if you die, I'll still be alive?"

"You will be punished sooner or later!" Mom said.

"Excuse me," Yu Chengsong ate a mouthful of fried beans, it was salty, "But I don't have the habit of sending myself to death alone, and I don't really want to die now, so I still have to find a blood-related substitute to deceive Yan Yan. Lord."

The mother's expression turned ugly in an instant, and she subconsciously pulled Yu Chengyuan towards her.

The six-year-old boy is neither like his father nor his mother. He is overnourished and fat like a meatball. At a young age, there is a mean and hypocritical look in the same strain as his mother. He also imitated his mother and glared at him glance.

Yu Chengsong didn't want to be angry with this kid, he just acted like nothing happened, and ate the salty beans with relish.

This morning, my mother also fried a plate of yellow croaker, but Yu Chengsong couldn’t eat it. His nose is too sharp. He couldn’t eat it if he didn’t deal with the smell of fish and shrimp. It’s amazing that my mother can fry the dishes with this skill. No, not to mention the fishy smell.

Who would have thought that he is the one with the best cooking skills in this family, not to mention being able to open a restaurant, at least Zhou Zheyu knelt down and begged him to make another dish after tasting it.

It's a pity that my mother doesn't let him cook, the reason is that he is afraid that he will poison the whole family to death and inherit the property.

Yu Chengsong wandered farther and farther away, and the plate of yellow croaker on the table was getting closer and closer to Yu Chengyuan, and finally Yu Chengdi had to stand up to eat.

"Snapped!"

Yu Chengdi withdrew his hand abruptly, and two red marks were drawn on the back of his hand by the chopsticks.

"Are there any rules! Eat what's in front of you!" Mom withdrew her hand and brought the plate to Yu Chengyuan.

Yu Chengyuan grabbed it directly and asked his mother to stop him.

"Yuanyuan, don't worry, Mom will help you pick the thorns before eating."

Yu Chengsong silently watched the big show that had to be performed at least once a day, and his mother's face changed, and she was able to perform on stage.

"Mom, hurry up!" Yu Chengyuan wiped his mouth oilily with one hand.

Yu Chengdi, the doormat, was so angry that he couldn't eat a bite of the food.

Yu Chengsong felt that this morning was not good, very bad, especially after staying up all night and seeing this scene, which made his patience turn into ashes and then he was doused in urine.

"Yuan Yuan," he looked at Yu Chengyuan with a smile, "Brother wants to eat fish, can you give me one?"

"No! You're not my brother!" Yu Chengyuan protected the plate with an innocent voice.

"I'm not your brother?" Yu Chengsong nodded coaxingly, "You're right!"

Mom looked at him warily.

"Am I your brother?" Yu Cheng, Song Chong and Yu Chengdi laughed, and the children's scalps were numb from laughing.

"...Yes." Yu Chengdi took a bite of his meal and said in a soft voice.

Yu Chengsong nodded in satisfaction, picked up his rice bowl, and suddenly kicked it on the table without warning. The rice bowl in front of Yu Chengyuan was shaken and rolled to the ground, and it shattered with a "crack".

Just as his mother was about to explode, Yu Chengsong picked up the fried fish and threw the whole plate on the wall.

"Oh, I didn't hold it steady."

"Yu Chengsong!"

"Wow--"

"Hey Yuanyuan don't cry, Yuanyuan is not afraid, mom is here~"

"You should have a good meal early in the morning," Yu Chengsong looked lazily at the two of them, "It's easy to die suddenly when you get angry."

Mom picked up her own job and tried to smash him.

Yu Chengsong pointed at the chopsticks and said with a smile, "Believe it or not, I'll poke him blind."

"You're crazy!" my mother yelled sharply.

Yu Chengsong was used to it, and he was no longer shocked that his mother believed such words.

He didn't speak anymore, and his mother quickly walked back to the room with Yu Chengyuan in her arms.

Yu Chengsong crossed his legs and took the sauced chicken leg that was placed before Yu Chengyuan's eyes, and ate one under Yu Chengdi's hungry eyes.

Really barren and unpalatable.

Yu Chengsong wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, turned his head and asked knowingly, "Are you greedy?"

"Not greedy!" Yu Chengdi stuffed rice into his mouth viciously.

Yu Chengsong made this little idiot laugh for a long time, and finally pushed the plate towards him, and said wickedly: "Eat, little beggar."

Yu Chengdi was so angry that he wanted to bite, but he stared at his elder brother for a long time, and finally put a chicken leg into the bowl, and took a bite of the chicken leg.

Really fragrant.

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The author has something to say:

The author slumped on the chair, and said in a soft voice: I can't stand the body after staying up late for the past two days, and I'm flustered. I only have [-] words today. Adjust your schedule, woo.

["You are so young that you can be as crisp as Wafer, and you can live happily for half a day as if you have lived a million years..."——Song name: "Living Viva", singer name: Nicholas Tse


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