[Comprehensive] The road to becoming a king

So Si Chen's heart was extremely desolate, and the ashes could not be burned. On the surface, he still had an arrogant attitude of giving up the world and looking down on all sentient beings. Or if Si Chen spoke at this time, his lines would be: "This small world is so stupid. Human beings!" Under the circumstances, the destination of this trip - the venue for the May Children's Mini-Basketball Game has finally arrived.

Midorima Shintaro, five years old this year, with green hair and green eyes, his favorite food is rice cake and red bean soup, his hobbies are chess and classical music, he recently started learning the piano, and now he is a little (?!) arrogant young lady one piece. (Lvma: You are the tsundere, your whole family is tsundere! Hmph~~~)

At this time, the green-haired Zhengtai was standing by the side of the road holding the frog plush doll that the sister with a gentle voice said would bring good luck during the morning divination.Ah, I forgot to mention that the type of girl this green-haired Zhengtai likes is an older, beautiful older sister with a gentle voice. Anyone who is interested can simply abduct this Zhengtai at any time... (Lvma: You will be easy It was abducted, and also, I saw this puppet by accident and planned to give it to my sister!)

Lvma looked at the opposite park, there were many children of his age coming in and out, his green eyes blinked, his long and thick eyelashes fluttered, his expression was very serious, and he held the plush doll in his hand tightly. He tightened his grip, and then walked towards the park.

I'm not curious!Green language.

"Five, Yue, Er, Tong, Mi, You, Basket, Ball, Game!" Midorima looked up at the words on the banner, and read each word. "Hmph, how boring!"

As he said that, he walked forward. There were many people in the square, all of them were parents leading their children. When Midorima approached, he saw that there were four competition fields in the game at this time. The children were competing on the field, and the parents were cheering beside them. .

"What a terrible game, no skill at all!" Midorima shook his head with a serious face, but turned his head away when he saw the bright smiles of the children on the field.

"It doesn't matter if you don't participate in this kind of competition!" After watching for a while, Midorima pursed her mouth, hugged the plush frog doll in her hand, then turned around, and was about to leave.

"Um..." As soon as he turned around, he bumped into something hot (...), Midorima immediately leaned back, and when he was about to fall to the ground, he felt a pull upward, but in the end It was Midorima who let go of the hand holding the plush doll and fell to the ground.

The pain in his butt made Midorima's eyes turn red, he gritted his teeth and looked at the person holding his puppet fiercely, "Give me the puppet, and you should say sorry!"

"what.."

Hearing a lifeless voice, Midorima saw that the person in front of him didn't intend to pull him up, so he gritted his teeth, stood up by himself, and snatched the puppet away.

"I said, you should apologize!" After taking the puppet away, Midorima realized that the person in front of him should not be much older than him, with purple eyes, as if he had just woken up, with drooping eyes, two He stared blankly at him.

"...Eh, forget it." Midorima felt an inexplicable sense of frustration, hugged the puppet in one hand, rubbed the butt that hurt from the fall with the other, and decided to admit that he was unlucky.

By the way, Sister Yuye (Morning Divination anchor, KUSO from Gintama Yuye anchor.) is right, I shouldn’t go to crowded places today!Thinking this way, Midorima prepared to avoid the person in front of him and leave, but after walking a few steps, he found that he was still walking in place.

"What do you want to do?" Midorima said with a frown as she looked at the person holding the corner of her clothes.

"The red sauce is gone."

Then Midorima heard the person in front of him speak in a calm and lifeless voice.

"Then it's none of my business!!, you're going to drag me, I'm going home!" A cross popped up on Lu Jian's forehead.

"..."

"..."

……

"What are you looking at me for? I don't know the person you're talking about!" After looking at each other for a long time, Midorima furiously lived up to everyone's expectations. (Midorima: You’re the only one who gets pissed off, your whole family is pissed off, your whole family is pissed off within a radius of ten miles, huh!)

"..."

"Hey, I see, I'll help you find it, please let me go." Looking at those dull eyes, Midorima turned her back and said angrily.

"..."

And after he promised to find someone for this person, he still didn't hear any response from this person. Midorima frowned and turned around, "You..." Before he could say anything, he saw the person in front of him slap Yawning, water mist filled those dull eyes all of a sudden.

"..." There were several crosses on the forehead again, and Midorima's fingers firmly clasped the puppet in his arms, "So, you just wanted to sleep just now."

"..."

"The red sauce is gone, I want to eat..."

After looking at each other silently for a long time, the person opposite spoke slowly.

"So, the disappearance of the red sauce you mentioned has nothing to do with your desire to eat." The frustration Midorima felt before became more and more profound.And just when he didn't know what to say, he heard a childish and low voice from behind:

"Dun, didn't I ask you not to wander around..."

After seeing the destination arrived, Si Chen did not feel a sense of emancipation and fulfillment, but a sense of powerlessness that "the tableware has not been set yet, comrades still need to work hard" from the bottom of his heart.Immediately, Si Chen had the idea of ​​asking Xiao Chaojing to go home immediately.

But what is amazing is that Ziyuan, who hadn't woken up until today when Si Chen met with Ziyuan, woke up by himself after the car stopped, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to bite him and still hug him. arms in arms.

Si Chen's face was slumped, his face was indifferent, without even a hum, he grabbed Zi Yuan's purple head and threw it aside.

After hearing Ziyuan's painful wailing, Si Chen expressed that he was very happy.

"Awake." The voice was low and flat, but Ziyuan's body trembled involuntarily.

"Chijiang~~" Blinked his eyes, obviously not fully awake, and then saw the rows of teeth marks on Si Chen's arms, his drooping eyes were stained with a layer of mist.

"So the chocolate I always thought was your hand~"

Si Chen: "..." Oh you bastard, I was so stupid to think you would feel guilty.

"It's delicious?" Si Chen raised his eyebrows, and wiped the remaining saliva on his arm with a tissue.

"Hmm..." Ziyuan was about to nod, but when he saw Si Chen's curious face, he felt inexplicably that if he nodded, he would end badly, so he shook his head immediately, "No, no, it's not delicious, what's wrong with Chijiang's arm? There will be delicious chocolate!"

Si Chen: "..." My arm doesn't taste as good as the chocolate, I'm so sorry for you, it's so bad and you took a few bites of it, I should really cut my belly~~

"Hey, it's okay, Chi Jiang, I brought a lot of snacks, I'll share some with you later!"

Si Chen: "..." Oh, it's really an honor to get the snacks you rewarded me!Murasakihara-kun!

Si Chen paid no attention to Zi Yuan with a paralyzed face, got out of the car on his own, and watched the people coming and going pouring into the park, Si Chen just wanted to sigh: "I'm going to be surrounded soon... ..."

Throwing aside all the thoughts in his head, he was about to walk in with the crowd, but just as he took a step, he froze suddenly, and a black breath mixed with anger swept over Si Chen's whole body.

Si Chen: "..." Immortal?monster?Thanks!

Xiao Baji: "..."

"No, it's Murasakihara."

"..."

Si Chen turned his head mechanically, and saw Zi Yuan lowered his head, the bangs on his forehead left a shadow on Zi Yuan's face, and the black mist under his feet had materialized and continued to rise upwards.

The corners of Si Chen's eyes twitched indistinctly.

"What happened, Dun." Under Ziyuan's huge aura, Si Chen silently exposed his bastard aura to resist the oppressive feeling brought by Ziyuan.

Woooo... Mama, the earth is so scary, I want to go home! QAQSi Chen's heart is flowing, shouldn't it be that Ziyuan was stunned by my bastard's anger... Why would he be like this!

"Red sauce, my snack!"

Si Chen: "..." The corner of his mouth twitched.

So in fact, snacks are the switch for you to become a demon king...

"Are you questioning me, Don!"

Fully implement Sichen's family precepts, and build a beautiful life of standardization and efficiency!Grinning for the camera.

Xiao Baji: "I have conducted a comprehensive self-inspection to confirm that there is no third-party intrusion. Where did the lens come from?"

Si Chen: "..."

Xiao Baji: "For the sake of your image, please smile when your teeth are straight."

Si Chen: "..."

Look, Xiaobaji,

did you see that

The unbridgeable chasm between us,

So that we can only stand on both sides and look at each other two by two! !

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why didn't you say it earlier!Yay, isn't it a little leaky when I speak now!

"No, not anymore, but..." Under Si Chen's strong (messy?) aura, Ziyuan gradually weakened.

"Okay, what's the matter? But, you probably forgot your snacks at home." Si Chen said with a slumped face, the arc of his mouth was very small, and everything he did was just a cloud~~" How about this, you wait here first, I will help you buy some snacks again."

"Red Sauce~~"

Upon receiving the gazes of the two PIAPIAs, Si Chen paused, and then walked towards the supermarket not far away as if nothing had happened.

After choosing a few snacks at random, Si Chen stood in front of the disinfectant shelf.

You should buy a bottle of disinfectant to disinfect it! !Si Chen silently looked at the clearly visible teeth marks on his arm.

……

Sure enough, I should go for rabies breeding...

But in the end, Si Chen still didn't buy anything, and left the supermarket with a bag of snacks.

But when he came to the gate of the park, he didn't see that purple (...) thing. Si Chen used his toes to figure out what kind of food that guy must have smelled with his golden retriever nose. , and then abandoned him without hesitation to search for the taste.

Intuition told him that as long as he walked in the crowd, he would find the dog (…), so following his heart, Si Chen stepped forward and walked towards the crowd. Saw the purple dog (…).And at the next glance, Si Chen felt that this was the best thing Zi Yuan did since he knew Zi Yuan.

Isn't the one in front of that guy Murasakihara the target of today - Shintaro Midorima?

Si Chen's mood immediately went up.

So he stepped forward, "Dun, didn't I ask you not to walk around..."