[Comprehensive] The road to becoming a king

Before Si Chen opened his eyes, he felt, ah, it's so warm!

So, the old lady finally showed her mercy and agreed to let me pay the rent together next month, ah, the heating is so comfortable, um, then use the rest of the money to buy Hatsune's hands that just came out on the market.

Si Chen squinted his eyes contentedly as if thinking of something pleasant, and after several inner struggles, he finally decided to leave the warm bed.

Damn old woman, I refused to agree to my late payment of rent earlier, which caused me to miss the best date to buy a handicraft. I don’t know how many times the price will go up if I go to buy it now! Make complaints

Yay, yeah, could it be that I have lived too comfortably recently, causing my muscles to shrink and my whole body to be weak? What is this kind of limp feet!!!

In the end, Si Chen, who really felt something was wrong, opened his eyes, oh wow, what is this obviously alien-style house! !!Or is it that the old woman is actually engaged in underground work, and after slowly letting go of my vigilance, she then drugged me to faint, and then bought me to Country ○? T^T The figurines under my bed!!! Did the old lady bring them for me~~ Buyers will get free limited edition figurines, such a good promotional method, the old lady should not be unaware of it!!!

Si Chen's eyes rolled around, and he found that he was now at the junction of the indoor and outdoor corridors, so the warmth that he felt earlier was the sunlight coming in from outside the house. From Si Chen's perspective, The big trees outside the house have already sprouted and are very dense. The warm sunlight passes through the layers of leaves and leaves spots on the fertile land. The birds come back from winter, chirping and depicting the blueprint of future life. It is really a spring. Vigorous and vibrant spring pictures~~~

The body and mind seem to be integrated into this beautiful scene. Here, Si Chen couldn't help but want to sing:

"Listen, my heart,

Listen to the murmur of the world, this is its call of love to you! "

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Calling you ass, the one next door to Mary, why is this medicine not good enough, if you don’t escape at this time, when will you wait!!! Soul egg~~~

Just as Si Chen still had his face slumped and was spitting out joyfully, there was a burst of "tapping" footsteps.

Si Chen hurriedly closed his eyes, one of Si Chen's family mottos, when encountering ferocious animals (wild beasts?), pretending to be dead is the ultimate way to escape!

"﹟﹩﹠%﹡#﹫..."

"$﹠&﹡*﹟@..."

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Oh shit, these guys don’t speak the Mandarin language of a certain island!!!

Old woman, old woman, I really didn’t expect you to have such an avant-garde idea, so my figure should be bundled and sold together with me~~

Then Si Chen felt his frail (?!) body being hugged, and a faint fragrance entered his nostrils, um, the two lumps on his chest were so soft, rubbing against each other.

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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm being held in the arms of a woman, I'm a godly horse!!! Will the old woman return to childhood, because children are easier to sell than adults? Soulless, you want my parents How hard is it to support me for 26 years!!!

Si Chen opened his eyes suddenly, and what he met was soft eyes like a pool of spring water. He seemed to feel Si Chen's unblinking gaze. The woman covered her face with one hand and smiled, and then said something to the man beside her. Whether it's the woman's tender expression or the gesture of carefully supporting him, Si Chen feels an indescribable touch...

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Hey, hey, beauty, what are you, the pink bubbles that are full of maternal love!!! Although our body may be a baby, our heart that has been tempered for 26 years in a certain dynasty is already extremely desolate! It is full of holes Oh, the top is really full of holes. If you want a small nose, you can make one by yourself and the uncle around you. You can make it like or like that!

Hey, hey, stop pinching, don't think that I have no temper, if you pinch, I will really get angry, if you pinch, I, I will show you~~~

Finally, under the strong call (?) from Si Chen's heart, the woman stopped holding her hands and looked at Si Chen, but her eyes turned into worry.

So, beauty, finally decided to make one by yourself, a 26-year-old uncle like me can’t afford to play the game with you!!!

"Drip drip"

Huh, it seems that something strange has been mixed in...

“程序启动，倒计时：5、4、3、2、1.”

"Drip ￣ ￣"

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"Wow~~~~~" The woman holding Si Chen suddenly heard the cry of the baby in her arms, and hurriedly stroked Si Chen, trying to calm Si Chen's emotions.

But in fact, Si Chen was just startled by the inexplicable voice in his mind.

So, the old woman is actually a future underground scientist who specializes in human experiments, and I was successfully implanted with a super chip with a size of only 0.1 nanometers (!), so that, from a hot-blooded young man No. [-] (? ) has evolved into a cold robot?

"Hi user, I am the latest high-tech intelligent terminal number 89758 (==), you can directly call me terminal 89758."

So, is this world finally magical? Even the chips are talking. The old woman never thought that the high-tech you mastered is so high-end!!!

Besides, the difference between terminal number 89758 and terminal 89758 is two words of number, there is a hairy difference!!! Moreover, you let Lin Jie's number 89757 be so embarrassing!!! Be careful that others will sue you for infringement!relative!!

"Drip, trigger the plot - the beginning, the occasion of naming."

Hey, hey, little Baji, you are infinite, right? What triggers the plot!!! Is it really okay to use other people's memes?You will not be a copycat!!!

"..."

"Dí￣￣Confirm the name change—Xiao Baji."

"Hello user, I am the latest high-tech smart terminal number 89758, and you changed the name to Xiaobaji."

Si Chen: "..."

Just as the corners of Si Chen's mouth twitched, the woman holding him came to a dark room. The moment he entered the room, Si Chen felt an incomparably suppressed heaviness. The body is shaking constantly.

After a hoarse old male voice spoke, the woman trembled even more and fell to her knees on the ground, not knowing if she didn't want Si Chen to feel that oppressive feeling or she wanted to get a little bit of peace of mind from Si Chen.

In short, he hugged Si Chen tightly in his arms, so Si Chen said, Nimei~~~ beautiful girl!! Brother's intestines are going to be squeezed out by you!!!

Just when Si Chen was still complaining silently in his heart with a slumped face, he heard Xiao Baji's voice again:

"Drip ￣￣Congratulations to the user for completing the plot—the beginning, the occasion of naming.

Obtained the title - Akashi Seijuro. "

Si Chen: "..." Hey hey, why is this title so familiar? It's not what I thought it was!

Xiao Baji: "It's exactly what you want as a user."

Si Chen: "..." So after I was sold, have I successfully become a member of Motor Oil's basketball team? Then I have one last question.

Xiao Baji: "If conditions permit, I can answer your question for free."

Si Chen: "..." In other words, after this question, everything else will be paid. Well, then my question must be extremely important! (clenching fists) So, may I ask, is my figure bundled and sold together with me?

Xiaobaji: ...