Counterattack of a White Lotus that was Reborn into an Apocalypse

"Dabai, Dabai, help me catch Xia Erbao quickly! How dare you steal the chocolate that my father gave me! It's disgusting!" A cute boy about ten years old grabbed a tall and strong man with white hair and purple eyes beside him, dissatisfied yelling.

"Ayu, you can't eat sweets anymore, your tooth decay hasn't healed yet." The man shook his head helplessly, knelt down and patted the boy's head in a good-tempered manner.

Lian Yu covered her mouth and glared at the man angrily, "Nonsense, Wo Caimi has pig teeth!" Lian Yu kicked the man angrily, and let go of her little hand covering her mouth, "Change back! You In human form, you dare to grow taller and stronger than me! Are you trying to piss me off?"

"Okay, okay!" The man smiled kindly, turned around and turned into a majestic big tiger.

"Aww!" The big tiger shrank himself to two meters in length, flicked his tail back and forth, and motioned Lianyu to sit on it.

Lian Yu is not too polite, he jumped up, "Come on! Go find Xia Erbao!"

Dabai wrapped his tail carefully around Lianyu's waist, and it disappeared like the wind.

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"Daughter-in-law, is it really okay for Dabai to follow Xiao Yuer all the time?" Two people suddenly appeared where Lian Yu and Dabai disappeared.

"Did you really give him chocolate again?" Xia Zhi didn't answer Lian Hua's question.

Lian Hua broke out in cold sweat, "Daughter-in-law," quickly hugged her waist, "Who told Xiao Yuer to keep pestering me and tormenting me? I'll give him chocolate." Lian Hua hurriedly tried to please him.

Xia Zhi looked at Lian Hua deeply, Lian Hua looked back with a stiff face. "Yeah?"

"Yes, yes!" Lian Hua looked away secretly, brat, how dare he threaten him with the fact that he secretly made spring/fengyi pills!hateful!When the limelight passes, we must take good care of that brat.

"Oh?" Xia Zhi was noncommittal, and directly pulled Lian Hua into the space.

"What is this?" Xia Zhi took out a delicate jade bottle.

Lian Hua looked at the huge chrysanthemum on the jade vase, and broke out in a cold sweat, "Well, daughter-in-law, didn't I practice refining elixir some time ago? This is my finished product." Damn, How could the Chun/Fengyi Pill he practiced end up in the hands of his daughter-in-law?He obviously hid it well!

"What kind of elixir is this?" Xia Zhi asked casually, playing with the small bottle in his hand.

"To improve the efficiency of cultivation." Lian Hua answered bravely.It's just to improve the efficiency of dual cultivation, which is still considered cultivation!

"Oh? That's a good thing!" Xia Zhi laughed, and Lian Hua only felt that the spring was blooming for a while, and he almost couldn't hold it back.

"Since it's a good thing, let's eat it." Xia Zhi said suddenly, then took out a pill, and suddenly threw it into his mouth.

Lian Hua: "..." Daughter-in-law, is this the rhythm of throwing herself into her arms?Lian Hua just felt that a big pie fell from the sky and hit him on the head with a bang.

"Daughter-in-law, you..."

Before Lian Hua finished speaking, Xia Zhi's face suddenly magnified in front of his eyes. Lian Hua only felt the softness on his lips, and couldn't help but squeeze the softness around his lips.

After a while, Lian Hua was dizzy from being kissed, and a ball was fed into Lian Hua's mouth along Xia Zhi's tongue.

Lian Hua made a thud—swallowed it!Swallow it!

For a moment, Lian Hua felt that the sky was falling!The daughter-in-law actually seduced/tricked him into swallowing the spring/wind for a while!This is the best aphrodisiac/medicine that makes people want/can’t stop, the whole body feels weak, the gold/gun/does not fall, panting, and in the end, it can only make people obediently mix it up!It was swallowed by him! QQ

"Daughter-in-law!" Lian Hua looked at Xia Zhi accusingly.

Xia Zhi smiled slightly, as if laughing at Lian Hua for committing suicide on himself.

Within a few minutes, Lian Hua began to stand unsteadily, his breathing became short of breath, his face turned red, and his feet became limp.Fuck!Lian Hua roared in his heart, why did he use the heaviest medicinal spirit plant in order to win his wife back then!Isn't this shooting yourself in the foot?

"Daughter-in-law..." Lian Hua leaned weakly on Xia Zhi's body, losing all strength.

Xia Zhixie/Mei (I finally wrote this word!) smiled, and hugged Lian Hua as a princess.

Lian Hua: "..."

Fuck, my daughter-in-law doesn't want a princess hug!I am obviously taller than you.

Fuck, daughter-in-law, don't look at me so hungry/thirsty!stressed.

Fuck, daughter-in-law, don't tear your clothes like this!

Fuck, daughter-in-law... it's so cool for a daughter-in-law to touch...

Fuck, my daughter-in-law is going to be smashed for going against CP!

Damn it, it hurts!Daughter-in-law, can you!How rude!

Fuck,...

I don't have the strength to complain anymore...

After a long time, Xia Zhi licked his lips, feeling that the taste was good, and then looked at the dying Lian Hua with malicious intent.

Lian Hua: "..." Biting the corner of the quilt tightly, he is self-inflicted, so he can't live?burst into tears.

From then on, Lian Hua and Xia Zhi had a friendly negotiation about who gets on and who gets off, and finally decided - to resolve it by force!Is Xia Zhi, who is powerful in attack and explosive, winning?Or is it Lian Huaying, who is resistant to beatings and falls, who will not lie down if he is beaten alive, and who has the tenacious vitality of Xiaoqiang?This question will be kept a secret.But seeing the bruised and swollen face of Lian Hua, but complacent, we probably know the answer.

Therefore, the happy life of Lian Hua and Xia Zhi will continue.After Lian Hua finally got rid of his daughter-in-law's desire to fight back, he actually found out that his precious son had become someone else's daughter-in-law!Tears streaming down his face, heartbroken and heartbroken are not enough to express the bitterness in Lian Hua's heart.

"Daughter-in-law! Our precious son was snatched away by that stupid tiger!" Lian Hua hugged Xia Zhi and cried bitterly, "I'm so stupid, really, I only know that Dabai is a hard-working, never-ending , the stupid and cute little Huhu, never expected to be deceived by his bastard appearance! He is simply a sinister, cunning, scheming, treacherous black-hearted bastard with ill intentions!"

Xia Zhi silently patted Lian Hua's shoulder as a sign of comfort.

Dabai: I have endured for so many years, I have been forced for so many years, and I finally took down this second-rate little master. How much effort did I spend and how many injuries did you think?Woo, I'm so happy that it finally came to fruition.

Lian Yu: For the sake of this stupid tiger working hard, working hard, and thinking hard, I will reluctantly accept him!Hmph, anyway, there is no better partner than me in this world except Papa, Xia Erbao get out!

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My name is Xia Cheng, which comes from Fate Tiancheng.It is said that my father and father met by chance and coincidence, and then the two of them lingered to the end of the world for many years...

That's right, it's Dad and Dad.I'm not like that idiot Xia Dabao, who can't even tell if he's a man or a woman.

I like my little uncle the most, he is the prettiest person of our parents.That idiot Xia Dabao always calls me little uncle and mother, he is really blind, obviously my little uncle is a handsome and handsome man!

Once, my favorite place was the arms of my little uncle, and my little uncle also liked to hug me.That idiot Xia Dabao was pushed aside by me, he was about to pull the fur of the stupid tiger beside him sadly, then I smiled proudly at Xia Dabao and kissed my little uncle's face.During that time, the home always echoed with the screams of tigers, and there were white hairs all over the ground.

Finally, one day I plucked up the courage to confess my love to my little uncle. I said that I would marry him when I grew up. Anyway, didn’t my father just marry his father?

However, I never imagined that the man who would only look at us sadly with the idiot Xia Dabao, who is said to be my little aunt, would jump up like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, and throw me away in a hurry , holding my beloved little uncle and disappearing.

Xia Dabao ridiculed me while riding a tiger, I decided to ignore him!

Three days later, my little uncle appeared with his hands on his waist, his lips were broken and his neck was covered with red marks.I almost wanted to cry.The man who is said to be my little aunt looked at me triumphantly, I knew I was broken in love, woo, it's so sad to be broken in love.

Since then, my little uncle stopped hugging me. He said that when I grow up, I should be obedient and not act like a child.I want to cry!I don't want to be laughed at by that idiot Xia Dabao!Although I am only five years old, I have grown up!

That idiot Xia Dabao ate too much candy and got tooth decay.Every day at home piercing howl.

I think he is really stupid. He has tooth decay and wants to eat sweets.In order not to let him continue to poison my ears, I decided, I want to stop him!

Everyone said that I don't know who I inherited, but I actually have a little facial paralysis. Only I know, I just don't want to talk to them!How can a man like me, who wants to dominate the world in the future, smile like a fool every day like my little aunt?

Cough cough cough, far away.Because I'm always serious, my uncle and father think I'm more like an older brother than Xia Dabao!So, as an older brother, it is my mission to save my stupid younger brother.Stupid brother!Obediently accept the education of brother's love!It's all about love!

So I followed Xia Dabao every day.

Xia Dabao ate the spiritual fruit.

Xia Dabao tore the scroll.

Xia Dabao smashed grandma's vase.

Xia Dabao tore his little aunt's new clothes.

Xia Dabao sprinkled the tickling powder on the stupid tiger's fur.

Xia Dabao made a fan from the feathers of a little sparrow.

Xia Dabao...

I silently covered my face, I will absolutely never admit that Xia Dabao is my brother in front of others.I think I admit it, that is to admit that I am also a fool/pussy.

Xia Dabao was howling again, his decayed tooth changed from one to two.Because Xia Dabao stole the honey from grandma's cake, it was too sweet.

I lick my mouth.Grandma caught Xia Dabao stealing food and gave him a good spanking, so I won't tell them that Xia Dabao only stole one bowl, and I stole the other...cough cough, I took it away!

Today Xia Dabao is trying to die again.Somehow he managed to get a bar of chocolate from my little aunt.Although I am the man who will dominate, chocolate is also delicious.

In order to save the stupid Xia Dabao, I decided to help him eat the chocolate!This will save him one tooth decay.

It turns out I was right, the chocolate really is delicious!

"Xia Erbao! Give me back my chocolate!"

The stupid Xia Dabao is here again, I am a man who wants to dominate the world, how can I be called Xia Erbao with such an undominant name?

I decided to ignore stupid Xia Dabao and his stupid tiger, so I left.

From the moment I was born, my father told me that I was a genius!As long as I want to hide from anyone, no one can find me!I looked at the sky coldly and noblely, and let that idiot group scurry around looking for me like headless flies.

Mortals with fish lips!How could it be possible to find me who is like a god!

I sighed, life is really lonely like snow!

……

"Second Treasure, Second Treasure!" Xiao Ze wandered in the garden.

"Honey, what's the matter?" Xia Yang walked over and asked.

"Erbao didn't finish his meal today! I don't know if he went to grab Dabao's snacks again. I'm afraid he'll get tooth decay too." Xiao Ze was very worried, "That kid, why do you like to grab Dabao's things so much? What! How unhygienic! Dabao has eaten it..."

"It's okay, our second treasure is in good health, if he wants to grab it, just grab it!"

"All right……"

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