! " Lian Yu jumped out of his pocket, and it was free when there was no one around, "You have held this power stone for a long time, what are you going to do?"
"I'm thinking about life!" Lian Hua said seriously.
Lian Yu: "..." The second-hand owner is having another convulsion!
"You don't need to eat it for me!" Lian Yu twisted and twisted.
"Have you eaten energy-generating mushrooms?" Lian Hua cheered up.
"Of course! I can eat anything that has energy. Energy mushrooms just purify the scattered impure energy." Lian Yu was very calm.Of course, the big head was eaten by the grandfather, and the grandfather would not say it.
Lian Hua was very excited, "Oh, kiss Xiaoyuyu, you are the blessing of your kissing master! From now on, I will give you all these things, all of them!" Lian Hua hugged Lianyu and kissed wildly.
"That's right! He's the most powerful, cutest, and awesome mushroom!" The lid of Lianyu mushroom turned red, rolling around on Lianhua's legs.
"Yes yes yes! I don't even look at who our little Yu'er is!" Lian Hua was busy complimenting.If Emma, a little mushroom, has a face, she must have a thick skin and a thick wall!
Lian Hua threw the corpse crystal to Lian Yu, Lian Yu shook, and a corpse crystal turned into powder with a movement of her body.
"By the way! You ate so much jade today, where are the energy mushrooms? Don't give them to me."
Lian Yu trembled, Emma wanted to escape but was found, she shook her head dejectedly and shook a few spores, which turned into small mushrooms.When Lian Hua saw it again, he still found it very strange, and it was so much fun.Throw one in your mouth, practice for a while, enjoy it to the extreme.
"Bang bang bang!" The tent was knocked, "Surnamed Bai, you are now a member of the logistics team, and you are about to prepare dinner and you still haven't come out!" The girl's voice sounded.
Lian Hua shuddered, almost forgetting that the pig's feet had thrown him at logistics.
Lian Hua's task was to wash the dishes. After he overturned two bonfires and smashed a basket of vegetables, Aunt Li threw him to do the dishes!You can't touch it with your hands! -_-///You can only use a small water polo to wipe them one by one. Labor and management are so skillful in washing dishes, don’t admire me too much!Jiang Siyu was so angry that her face turned blue, Lian Hua still ignored her, why should a girl who is hostile to you give her a good look
Lian Hua found it very strange, he never offended Jiang Siyu!Why does she always look down upon him?Could it be that the opposite sex repels each other
Jiang Siyu looked at Lianhua leisurely directing the small water polo to wash the dishes, and became angry.She originally wanted to arrange the dirtiest job of lighting a fire for Lian Hua, but how could Lian Hua overturn the fire directly, throwing all the piles of wood into it, and in the end she had to clean up the mess!I asked him to wash the vegetables again, but he didn't know how to control it!A box of vegetables is all mashed into vegetable puree!The old woman smiled and said that Young Master Bai hadn't done these things, so you should do more!She was so angry that she was about to vomit blood!
She didn't know why Lian Hua was not pleasing to her eyes. The woman's intuition told her that this little boy was a great threat to her!Once reborn, she will never put herself in danger again.Jiang Siyu looked at Lian Hua's back with a fierce look on his face.But she quickly returned to normal, and took a glass of juice to Xiazhi's tent. The fruit for the juice was also exchanged by her with a lot of power water and people from the army.If she knew that there are countless kinds of fruits in the pig's feet space, I don't know if she would be so confident
Lian Hua felt his back was cool while washing. Is someone trying to plot against him?
"Master, that woman showed murderous intent towards you just now, she wants to kill you."
Lian Hua squinted her eyes, "Anyway, as long as she is still in the pig's foot team, she will not dare to do anything. Pig's foot will not allow the team members to kill each other."
"But you are just a freelancer!" Lian Yu said directly.
Lian Hua: "..." Are you really Master's cute pet?Always hit me!Lian Hua decided to lock Lian Yu in the small black room, and ignore him for one day, no, three days.
Today's dinner is rice with vegetable puree! 〒_〒Although Lianhua washes the vegetables beyond recognition, Aunt Li can still cook delicious dishes.Long live Aunt Li, all the men are screaming after eating.Aunt Li also secretly hid an egg under Lianhua's bowl, Lianhua was moved to tears, a woman who loves children is so great!
For the next few days, Lian Hua went to fight zombies every day because of Lian Yu's words.For this reason, I also applied for a Datang knife from the pig's foot, which weighs at least [-] catties!
"Left, left! Master, there are three first-class zombies on your left..." Lian Hua swung his knife to the left.
"Right, right, two..."
"Behind, wow, there are eight of them, run for your life!"
Lian Hua scrambled and crawled back to the circle of the pig's feet team, and continued to fight bravely with his friends to kill zombies.
These days, Lian Hua is working so hard that even the little friends who had some opinions on him at the beginning have changed their opinion of him a lot.He also saved a lot of corpse crystals and fed them all to Lian Yu.Almost all the little friends of Zhujiao are at the second level. It is difficult to upgrade with the help of Zhujiao plug-in!
It's a pity that Zhujiao still doesn't treat him well. How can he give him such a good thing? Don't think that Lianhua doesn't know that Zhujiao's most sincere subordinates are all eating corpse crystals soaked in spiritual spring water. All have occasional extra meals.Of course, the pig's feet will not let others know.
Jiang Siyu still taunted him every day. In addition to providing water for the team, Lian Hua also had to grow some vegetables. The quantity was small and his face turned pale every time he was tired. Who told him that he was the only one in their team with wood-type abilities!There were not many fruits and vegetables among the materials brought out by the pig's feet, and the vegetables were not durable, so they were used up quickly.Therefore, Lianhua's little bit of cabbage and radish every day is actually very popular!
Whenever Lian Hua was tired, Jiang Siyu sprang out from behind him like a ghost and began to attack Lian Hua's life. Lian Hua ignored her every time, driving Jiang Siyu mad with anger.Lian Hua was like a ball of cotton, no matter how many times he was punched, he would be fine. Jiang Siyu felt a little haggard.
She hasn't practiced much these days, and her ability is still only at the first level. She originally thought that she was very powerful, because the person who cultivated to the second level in her previous life did not appear until several months after the end of the world.I didn't expect Xia Zhi and his little friends to be so powerful, almost all of them have level two, even that little boy Bai Lianhua has level two, it's a long time ago!She was furious.
Moreover, she often dangled around in front of Xia Zhi in revealing clothes. To look good, she took a bath every day and was delayed in supplying water to the team. This caused several people to have objections to her, but Xia Zhi didn't seem to have seen it yet.Is he blind?She wasn't even tempted by a big beauty in front of him!Of course, Jiang Siyu will never admit that Xia Zhi is actually prettier than her!Thinking of it is tears!A man actually looks better than a woman, and the idiot surnamed Bai will occasionally look at Xia Zhi to be stupefied, with a silly look on his face, he is really stupid.
Lian Hua, who was called stupid by Miss Jiang Siyu, was combing pig's feet with wood-type supernatural powers. Since Lianhua saw a small gash on pig's feet last time and volunteered to treat it, Xia Zhi now asks him to use supernatural powers every day. Being able to comb his body, it is said that the wood system is very good for the body!
Lian Hua was reluctant at first, because he is already considered a half-baby in the team.Although the body of supernatural beings has good resilience, sometimes there will be some venom and pollutants in the wound that are not easy to clean. At this time, we have to rely on the water system to cleanse the toxin and heal the wound. Lianhua is sometimes very busy. He didn't want to talk to Zhu's feet at all, but he didn't expect Zhu's feet to tempt him with chicken legs!He hadn't eaten chicken legs for a long time and missed it so much, so he shamefully gave in.
The pig's feet are too stingy, he has raised countless chickens, ducks and fish in his space, but he only gives Lianhua half a chicken leg every day.That's right, half of it.He would tear up half of the pig's trotter and eat it before giving the rest to Lianhua. He was super stingy.
After Lian Hua sorted out Xia Zhi, Xia Zhi generously gave the whole thing today.Lian Hua looked like a fool.
"Eating chicken legs again today!" Xia Xingwen walked in, sourly said.They are resting in a small village today. There is no one in this small village. A group of them cleaned up the zombies inside and moved in.Xia Zhi parted ways with the main force more than a month ago. He didn't want to go the same way with too many people, and they didn't go the same way.Xia Zhi didn't plan to go directly to Kyoto, he also planned to let the team members have a good experience.
"That's right! It's not for you." Lian Hua was proud.
"Old Bai! Let's discuss it. How about giving me the chicken legs and giving you two first-level corpse crystals?" Xia Xingwen climbed onto Lian Hua's shoulders.
"Don't do it! I have no shortage of corpse crystals!" Lian Hua directly refused.Since he transferred from logistics to the combat team half a month ago, he no longer has to provide vegetables for free.This treacherous guy directly sold green vegetables with clearly marked prices, as well as all kinds of delicious mushrooms, which were so delicious that the men in the team rushed to fight zombies one by one.Vegetables and mushrooms are exchanged for one first-level corpse crystal, and one first-level beast crystal is exchanged for two. You can choose it, it is simply a robbery!But that mushroom is really super delicious, and the meat of the mutant beast is simply delicious in the world!Xia Xingwen was extremely jealous. It would be great if he was also a wood-type power user.
Xia Zhi's team has grown to nearly a hundred people. Every day, many people come to Lianhua to buy things.
Xia Xingwen was thinking wildly, when he suddenly felt his scalp go numb, his eyes flicked, Xia Zhi was staring at his arm around Lian Hua's shoulder!Xia Xingwen was so scared that he quickly stretched out his hand back.
Xia Xingwen was dragged out by Xia Xingwu.
"You go out too!" Zhujiao's tone was very bad, Lian Hua was taken aback for a moment, he didn't know where Zhujiao had another convulsion, and he retreated obediently.Pig's feet have become more and more eccentric recently, so stay away from him!
☆、Greedy Mushroom and Big Cage
Lian Hua went back to the hut. He felt that it was best not to sway in front of the pig's feet recently. Since the last time he accidentally peeped at the pig's feet taking a bath, the pig's feet would occasionally have a very weird temper when they saw him.
Please, the pig's feet are not women, and you won't lose a piece of meat even if you look at them. Even if you look at them, you don't have to be responsible. It's not the romantic bathing encounter between the hero and the heroine in romance novels. Lian Hua was completely repaired by the pig's feet at the time. The one with the head bag is too cruel!It's all because of wretchedness saying that there is a good mutant plant there, and it should be taken in as a younger brother, otherwise why would Lianhua go into the grove, who knows why the pig's feet don't go to the space to wash the spiritual spring water, but go to the grove to bathe naked in the open air.
But the figure of the pig's feet is really great, especially the pig's feet have at least six-pack abs, which is so cool!Aww, Lian Hua touched his belly, there was only a little shadow of his abdominal muscles, even if he did sit-ups every day and insisted on exercising, he still couldn't grow his abdominal muscles.But the height is soaring upwards, Lian Hua thinks that if he persists, he will definitely be taller than the pig's feet!He is still growing up.
Lian Hua sighed, the pig's feet are hard to serve, he's not having a good time these days, has the pig's feet really started to abuse him?What can I do if I abuse my heart?
Lian Hua unbuttoned his clothes again and took a look. The body of this white lotus flower has been washed for a long time, and there is no shadow of "white". Large and small scars, these are Lian Hua's medals for fighting zombies bravely.Lian Hua was reluctant to use wood-type supernatural powers to erase them. Every time he saw them, he felt like a real man.
Lian Hua put on her clothes, took off her thick shoes and socks, and moved her feet, um, it didn't stink. -_-///
"Cage, waiter, wash your feet." Lian Hua Da Ma Jin Dao sat on the bed and began to call for his younger brother.
"Yes! Master's master." A small voice sounded in Lian Hua's head, Lian Hua's pocket moved, Lian Yu jumped out from inside, Mushroom twisted its body, "pop", spit out a Come tall plants.The plant first stretched its body, and then a leaf stretched out to the ground and grew slowly. When it was about [-] centimeters long, a cover was opened at the top of the leaf, and the leaf body swelled up, and finally grew into a barrel-shaped thing.
Lian Hua threw a water polo into it, filled it up, and soaked his feet comfortably.
"Don't secrete digestive juice!" Lian Hua warned.
"Oh well……"
No mistake, Lianyu's younger brother is a mutated pitcher plant!The current mutated plants only have a little consciousness, and they will not actively attack living creatures. They are mixed with non-mutated plants, and they cannot be distinguished at all.Moreover, after the end of the world, plants grow fast, making it even more difficult to distinguish.Wood-type abilities can tell the difference, but it takes a lot of energy if the level is low.But, who is Lianyu, it is a mushroom that claims to be the king of all plants -_-///, why can't I see that the plant Lianhua in the early stage of mutation has never believed its claim, but people just found this Nepenthes, when I went to harvest, I bumped into a pig's foot to take a bath. It was really unlucky. T^T
"Master, you are so extravagant, even mutated plants are waiting for you to wash your feet, oh, my master is so great!" Lian Yu flattered her exaggeratedly.
"You've eaten up Laozi's corpse crystal again today!" Lian Hua looked at Lian Yu coolly.Ever since Lianhua allowed Lianyu to eat jade and corpse crystals, Lianyu is like a pig that can't get enough to eat. Lianhua has eaten up all the jade in Lianhua's bag. Feed it so many spicy corpse crystals, even Yu would not say that it can also grow ordinary mushrooms, and they are delicious.My friends thought he was a local rich man, but he was actually poor. It was really unbearable to keep a mushroom like a pig.
"Master, it's not like someone ate the mushrooms alone, the cage also has a share! It can talk now!" Lian Yu complained.
"Aren't you taking the lead!" Lian Yu knew enough about this shameless mushroom.
Lian Yu: "..." The master is too sharp, and the secret has been discovered.
In order to make up for her dear master, Lian Yu shook herself vigorously, scattered the spores all over the ground, and bang bang bang grew into different types, ordinary, big, delicious mushrooms, Lian Hua ordered the cage to use its bucket to sort Once it's installed, it will be sold later.Hey, the cage with a low IQ is so obedient, how can it be like Lianyu, a gluttonous and shameless mushroom.
After soaking his feet, Lian Hua stretched out his hand to Lian Yu. Lian Yu twisted again, and a few seeds fell into Lian Hua's hand.This is the seed that Lian Hua asked Lian Yu to help him incorporate into his body. Didn't Lian Yu say that he could pretend to be Wan Zhi?He directly stuffed all the seeds to Lian Yu, and he ignored Lian Yu's complaints.
With a flash of blue light, the seeds broke their shells and grew slowly. Lianhua only gave birth to two Chinese cabbages, five white radishes, and three handfuls of shallots. They were still put in a cage and ready to go out for a stroll.
So Lian Hua went out with a strange plant full of small barrels filled with mushrooms and vegetables.Finding a conspicuous place in this small village where he was temporarily staying, Lian Hua turned the cage upside down with a keg and sat down.He also ordered the cage to place several buckets on the ground, filled with supernatural water.Power water is a good thing. The water ration in the team is rationed. Except for those with water system powers, few people can use water to their heart's content, let alone bathe. Many people can only wipe it off.
"Brother Lian has opened a stall! There is a fixed time limit, no wait when it is out of date, the quantity is limited, and it will be sold out!" Lian Hua used his supernatural power to ensure that everyone in the village could hear it.
"Wow! Brother Lian, you are here again! What are you doing today?" A young man popped up.
"White radish, shallots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms!"
"I want to eat corn!"
"Next time!"
"Okay, here's a big mushroom, a handful of green onions, and a bucket of water."
A bucket was stretched out, and the young man threw seven corpse crystals into it, and another bucket was handed over, which contained the things he wanted, and the young man took it, and then took the water and the bucket away.Big mushrooms, one corpse crystal and one flower, are not bad at all, they are as big as a human head!The water is sold together with the leaves of the pitcher plant, five corpse crystals per bucket.Two homeowners contributed leaves to the cage.The other vegetables are all one by one.
"Brother Lian, your pet is amazing, every time I see it, I want it
one! "
"You don't cut prices even if you flatter!"
"Okay, give me two mushrooms."
"Give me the money, welcome to come again next time!"
……
In less than an hour, Lianhua's goods were sold out.Lian Hua left the cage portion in the bucket of the cage, put the rest in the bag, and let the cage return to Lian Yu's body.
When Lian Hua did this at the beginning, the friends were shocked, it turned out that he could still do this!It's not too nice to have a mutant plant as a pet.So everyone wanted one.Later, I found out, Nima's, mutant plants are not easy to find now, even if they are found, they can't be subdued!It wasn't that the wood-type supernatural being had thought about it, so everyone could only envy and hate.
Lian Hua sometimes encounters those who don’t give crystal nuclei, and directly puts a sack, no, a bucket, and then sprinkles Lian Yu’s paralyzing spores to make the cage secrete digestive juices. Of course, Lian Hua will help him put the All the money on the body was stripped off, and the digestive juices were allowed to corrode the person's clothing and skin little by little.Although the supernatural being has rough skin and thick flesh, there is so much digestive juice that can't hold the cage!And it feels super scary to be digested bit by bit, and it's too scary to run out of abilities!Every time I make those guys who don't pay me cry, I guarantee that my legs will tremble when I see Lianhua, and I won't dare not pay again.
Lian Hua is very satisfied with today's income, and is ready to go home, well, let's go and see what Aunt Li is cooking today.Lian Yu was begging for corpse crystals in her mind, but Lian Hua ignored them. Those who eat too much should be hungry!
When he arrived at the back office, Lian Hua could smell the meat. As expected, the food for today was the meat of mutant beasts. There were very few vegetables, mostly dried vegetables, pickles, etc. That's why Lian Hua's business was so good.
"Aunt Li, I'm here." Lian Hua shouted when he saw Aunt Li.Aunt Li is now in charge of the team's kitchen, and she has a lot of power. Anyone who offends her will want to eat.
"Huh!" Jiang Siyu still had a bad face when he saw Lian Hua.Lian Hua didn't bother to pay attention to her, and just pretended not to see her.
Jiang Siyu is still an ordinary logistics team member now, and Aunt Li has been promoted to the captain of the logistics team. She has several aunts and girls under her command, and Jiang Siyu is one of them.She is a supernatural person, but she wants to listen to an ordinary person's order, which directly makes her fly into a rage.I asked Xia Zhi for an explanation, but Xia Zhi was obedient or fucked up, and sent her away. She was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood.
"Xiao Hua is here, come here quickly, Aunt Li has left something delicious for you." Aunt Li has always loved Lian Hua very much.
"Thank you Aunt Li, I brought you mushrooms and vegetables." Lian Hua showed some mushrooms and Chinese cabbage to Aunt Li as if they were treasures.
"Xiaohua has a heart," Aunt Li smiled and turned to Jiang Siyu, "Xiao Jiang, go and deal with the corpse of the mutant beast sent by the elite team today. You are a supernatural person with great strength. Other women Children can't do the job."
Jiang Siyu's face became even more distorted, and finally squeezed a tooth out from between his teeth, and rushed away angrily.She is a noble supernatural being, and she was made to be a butcher by an ordinary person like Aunt Li!And she can't say no!Let her vomit blood!
"Xiao Jiang has some evil intentions. If Xiao Hua takes a fancy to her, it might not have a good result." Aunt Li said worriedly seeing Lian Hua staring at Jiang Siyu's back and giggling.
Lian Hua: "..." Why did I fall in love with her? Is he just gloating about her misfortune?Isn't someone more unlucky than him too loving?
It turned out that Aunt Li had seen her ambition towards Jiang Siyu, and that's right, Jiang Siyu always looked at the pig's feet with a ferocious expression, as if she wanted to eat the pig's feet in one bite.Every time Lian Hua sees Jiang Siyu looking at the pig's feet like this, he wants to poke her eyes out. Can you imagine Nimei's pig's feet?Don't even look in the mirror to see if you have pig feet!
"Aunt Li, you're thinking too much. How could I fall in love with her? It's too late to hate her." Aunt Li was about to say something, but was interrupted by Lian Hua, "Good aunt, didn't you say to keep it for me?" Food? Let’s go, fry the vegetables and mushrooms together, and let’s have another meal!”
Sure enough, Aunt Li was distracted and took Lian Hua to the temporary kitchen.
:
☆, cute pets and old people
Lian Hua was stuffing sausage rice into his mouth, it was delicious.Did you feel that the ground was shaking for a while⊙▽⊙earthquake?
"Master, there is a group of people outside, and they are still being chased by a super-powerful mutant beast. They are coming towards this stronghold. Hey, it seems that the wave of people can't stand it anymore. It's over, our stronghold is so dangerous, the master loves it Run for your life..." Lian Yu shouted exaggeratedly.
"Shut up!" Lian Hua's brain ached from the quarrel, "You're afraid of having a pig's foot! The pig's foot is so hot, it's just a mutant beast, it's a matter of minutes."
Lian Yu: "..." Is it really all right?
In fact, Lian Hua was also a little worried. The route of the pig's foot march seemed to be different from that in the book, and the plot had also changed. It was a headache.Forget it, let's go and have a look!Lian Hua quickly finished the meal, picked up the Tang knife and went out.Since then, the master has never left his weapon. This is a good thing collected by pig's feet, and it has not been used for so long.
Lian Hua ran to the big earth wall built by the earth-type supernatural beings at the entrance of the village, and all the friends were here.
"Brother, what's going on?" Lian Yu patted a young man.
"Brother Lian, Nuo, those survivors have lured the mutant beasts to us. It's really a good plan! Let us help them get rid of the mutant beasts, and they can preserve their strength, and then destroy us. It’s so beautiful, don’t even look at who our boss is!” The young man was filled with righteous indignation and complacent.
Lian Hua: "..."
Dude, you really didn't think too much? What if they just escaped for their lives?Also, you blindly worship pig's feet, pig's feet are so charming! 〒_〒
Lian Hua also raised his neck to watch.At the end of the path, there were indeed a lot of people running for their lives. It seemed that they had lost all their supplies. They chased after a big tiger at least three meters high, playing tricks on the fleeing crowd like mice, and occasionally sprayed There was a ball of thunder, crackling and crackling, and screams were heard endlessly.
Tiger + white + thunder ball = cute pet with pig feet!Lian Hua suddenly remembered, isn't pig's foot just a majestic thunder-type mutated white tiger as a cute pet?It can be cute, can act like a baby, can fight zombies before, and can be used as a mount later, it is a must-have cute thing for traveling at home and robbing houses!Lian Hua still remembered that the book said that the pig's feet would be lost not long after the end of the world, but he never saw it. He thought Dabai was dropped by a butterfly.
"Brother Zhi, Koai went to accept Dabai!" Seeing the pig's feet coming out, Lian Hua ran over excitedly, staring at Xia Zhi.
"Dabai" pig's feet are a bit confusing, where does this wonderful name come from?
"It's that white tiger! Hurry up and collect it. Guaranteed to be the best!" Lian Hua was so excited that he grabbed the pig's feet and shook his arms.
Xia Zhi twitched the corner of his mouth, and pulled out his arm forcefully, "That's a third-level mutant beast, do you think I can beat it?"
"Of course, I believe in Brother Zhi's ability the most, and Brother Zhi is the most powerful." You have the aura of a pig's feet, so why can't you beat him?
"Okay!" The corners of Xia Zhi's mouth curled up slightly.
Xia Zhi jumped up from the wall with a Tang saber in hand, and quickly walked in front of the tiger, without even looking at the group of survivors. With a flick of his finger, more thunderballs exploded, it was extremely dazzling. He couldn't even open his eyes.Da Mao let out a roar, and fought with the provocative people. After a while, the figures of a man and a beast disappeared into the woods, and only the rumbling sound could be heard.
Lian Hua was a little anxious, he had been beating pig's feet for a long time, why didn't he show up?The group of survivors had consciously rested outside the earthen wall, and they would not have been let in without the boss's order.
"Don't worry, Brother Lian, the boss is so powerful, nothing will happen." The young man who had been asked by Lian Hua came to comfort Lian Hua.
Lian Hua: "..."
Does Grandpa look really worried?
"Brother Lian," the young man was a little shy, "Your mushrooms are super delicious, but they are a bit expensive, can you give me some!" The young man rubbed his hands, looking embarrassed.
Lian Hua: "..."
Dude, aren't you a huge fan of pig's feet?I still want to eat mushrooms at this time!
Lian Hua touched his pocket silently, Lian Yu gave two spores, Lian Hua shook and turned into a big mushroom.
"Brother Lian, you are amazing! My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless..."
Lian Yu: "..."
can you shut up where is your worship of pig feet
"Brother Lian, let me copy you..."
……
So, when Xia Zhi came back with his new pet, the people on the dirt wall were roasting mushrooms. -_-///
The one who asked Lianhua for mushrooms was a fire-type supernatural being named Ai Wen, who was only 16 years old, kid, it was delicious, and the fire was set up to roast it on the spot, and the fragrance wafted far away.The people on the wall couldn't stand anymore, and looked at Lian Hua hungrily.
Lianhua Alexander, it's not like these guys haven't bought from him before, why are they still like hungry wolves saying they can't hold it!
The voices of the crowd: "Pey coal is so expensive, the crystal nuclei are all used for cultivation, and the ones picked out between the teeth are all in your pockets. How can you enjoy eating? I really want to rob the local tyrants!"
Lian Hua finally succumbed and sprinkled out a large handful of mushrooms. Everyone present got a share, three for each person.So, everyone started grilling on the spot, and the fire-type supernatural being was very happy to be a grill.
Xia Zhi: "..." Am I usually too nice to them?I'm desperately trying to roast mushrooms for these bastards
"Brother!" Lian Hua noticed the pig's feet with an inexplicable expression, and his hair stood on end.
"Brother Zhi, these are specially roasted mushrooms for you. You can eat them to see if they are delicious." Lian Hua reluctantly offered a roasted mushroom, and his intuition told him that the pig's feet need to be smoothed.
Xia Zhi looked at Lian Hua blankly for a while, Lian Hua was in a cold sweat, and finally took the mushrooms and ate a few mouthfuls.Emma, the pig's feet are terrible.Lian Hua breathed a sigh of relief.
"You are the leader! Thank you for saving us. May I ask if my team can rest in your stronghold? We lost all our supplies to facilitate our escape." A gentle and polite voice sounded from under the wall. doglike.
Lian Hua looked at it reflexively, the tone sounded familiar.Fuck!that!Isn't that his cheap cousin Bai Yi?Lian Hua went directly to Sparta.He knew that the pig's feet would meet the cheap cousin, but after so long, he hadn't seen anyone, so he thought the plot was lost.Unexpectedly, the old lover of the pig's feet and the cute pet have thick lines together.
Which one do you choose between the ferocious pig's feet and the gentle cannon fodder? This is really a sad story!
Lian Hua wanted to run to his cousin's embrace, but the pig's feet looked so pale! 〒_〒 dare not go.
"Small!" Bai Yi yelled in surprise, obviously recognizing Zhu's ex-boyfriend, Zhu's face became even uglier.
"Xiao Zhi, that's great, you're fine! I want to find you after the end of the world, but I can't find it. It's great that you're fine!" Bai Yi said affectionately.
Lian Hua felt that the pig's feet could endure until this time without breaking out, he really was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Cheap cousin, don't you see that the face of the pig's feet is about to thunder?Lian Hua heard the crackling sound of thunder coming from the fingertips of the pig's feet, are you trying to die?
In order to prevent any major accidents, Lian Hua decided to relax the atmosphere.
"Cousin Yi! It's me, your cousin!" Lian Hua showed the excited expression of seeing his relatives.
Bai Yi: "..."
Damn Bai Lianhua, that tall, black guy who looks like a rough old man is definitely not my white and tender little cousin!
Bai Yi's face twisted for a moment, but he recovered quickly.Xia Zhi noticed it with sharp eyes and found it a little funny.Doesn't Bai Yi like the little boy who is white and tender?His cute cousin has become a rough guy now, I don't know if he will continue to like him?Xia Zhi thought it was very interesting, and he thought it was interesting, so he decided to keep Bai Yi and his group.Who wouldn't watch a good show!
"Xiao Hua, how are you doing recently? Cousin is very worried about you!" Bai Yi said to Lian Hua as gently as possible.They were let in by Xia Zhi, but Xia Zhi didn't provide anything, so he had to find it by himself, Bai Yi decided to get some information from his little cousin.
"Very good, Brother Zhi has been taking care of me." Lian Hua replied.Bai Yi felt that the pronunciation of the word Lianhua care was a bit strange, but he didn't think much about it.
"That's really great. For my sake, of course I will take good care of you." Bai Yi wanted to touch Lian Hua's head as before, stretched out his hand, and put it down quietly.
Lian Hua: "..."
Cheap Cousin is really thick-skinned, looking at your face, labor and capital will be hacked into pieces!
"Yes... yes." Lian Hua reluctantly returned, pig's feet, labor and management would rather face you than cheap cousin!Don't be too obvious about this cheap cousin's disgusted eyes!Don't think labor and management can't see it, labor and management are not fools!
"Does Xiaohua know how your elder brother's team is doing?" Careful.
"They're all super powerful, everyone." Worshiped.
"I mean the supernatural beings in his team." Frowning
"They are all supernatural beings!" Naively.
"……"how is this possible.
"How is everyone's weapon configuration?"
"That's it!" He drew out the Datang Saber.
"..."
……
Xia Zhi, who was eavesdropping on the side, raised the corners of his mouth.
"Boss, is it really okay to let them get along alone?" Xia Xingwen was a little worried.
"Don't you think it's interesting?" Xia Zhi was serious.
Xia Xingwen: "..."
Lao Bai, brother silently mourns for you.
After dealing with the cheap cousin, Lian Hua felt physically and mentally exhausted, and he thought about running away with him!Now it seems that he has been with the pig's feet for a while, and the cheap cousin will not believe him anymore. This cousin is very suspicious, forget it, I'd better go wandering alone!Lian Hua looked up at the sky.
"Master," Lian Yu's voice sounded faintly, "You can run away by yourself a long time ago. You obviously have many opportunities, but you don't leave. You obviously can't bear the beauty of a pig's foot!"
Lian Hua froze, "Nonsense, how could I covet the beauty of the pig's feet? Isn't this desperate?"
"Is that so? It's said that beautiful faces are a disaster, but I didn't expect blue faces to be a disaster." Lian Yu covered the vicissitudes of life with a mushroom.
Lian Hua: "..."
"Ouch, I remembered that I want to eat ham recently. I'd better give all the corpse crystals and beast crystals to Aunt Li, and let her keep them for me."
"Oh, no, master, kiss master! Our master has the highest vision, the beauty of a pig's foot is absolutely irresistible! We still want to see all the beauties in the world, but save the crystal nucleus for me..." The master became angry with embarrassment 〒_〒.
"Hmph..." It won't work if you don't teach it a little bit, the wretched mushroom will overthrow the owner's old bottom.
Is it really time to leave Lian Hua and ask herself.If he really has any crooked thoughts about the pig's feet, Lian Hua will tremble, and if the pig's feet find out, he will definitely die a miserable death. 〒_〒
☆, cannon fodder woman and cannon fodder man
Lian Hua crouched in the corner, a little sad.Don’t you really miss the beauty of the pig’s feet? But look at what the pig’s feet have done to him these days. Throw him into the pile of zombies by himself. When the mutant beasts come, he will be the first to kick him up. Most of the medals on his body It's all indirectly caused by pig's feet!When he was struggling there desperately, the pig's feet were watching coldly from behind, all covered in white sweat, he would have been scared to death by the pig's feet if he had been scratched to death by the zombies!Fortunately, Grandpa's heart is extremely strong, and his escape skills are top-notch!
Although he survived with all arms and tails, he has been directly upgraded from "Xiaohua" to "Old White", friends, don't be too sharp!Lian Hua survived in the wild for so long, not only grew taller, but also got tanned.The cheap cousin hates him so much, Lian Hua still feels that he is a very real man, he doesn't like the name "Old White", and forces a group of guys who want to buy things to call him "Brother Lian"!What love, that's what the gang of gangsters from before called him!
"Brother Lian, why don't you go to get the meal? I didn't see you just now." Ai Wen came over,
"I'm thinking about life!" Lian Hua said seriously.
Lian Yu: "..." The second-hand owner is having another convulsion!
"You don't need to eat it for me!" Lian Yu twisted and twisted.
"Have you eaten energy-generating mushrooms?" Lian Hua cheered up.
"Of course! I can eat anything that has energy. Energy mushrooms just purify the scattered impure energy." Lian Yu was very calm.Of course, the big head was eaten by the grandfather, and the grandfather would not say it.
Lian Hua was very excited, "Oh, kiss Xiaoyuyu, you are the blessing of your kissing master! From now on, I will give you all these things, all of them!" Lian Hua hugged Lianyu and kissed wildly.
"That's right! He's the most powerful, cutest, and awesome mushroom!" The lid of Lianyu mushroom turned red, rolling around on Lianhua's legs.
"Yes yes yes! I don't even look at who our little Yu'er is!" Lian Hua was busy complimenting.If Emma, a little mushroom, has a face, she must have a thick skin and a thick wall!
Lian Hua threw the corpse crystal to Lian Yu, Lian Yu shook, and a corpse crystal turned into powder with a movement of her body.
"By the way! You ate so much jade today, where are the energy mushrooms? Don't give them to me."
Lian Yu trembled, Emma wanted to escape but was found, she shook her head dejectedly and shook a few spores, which turned into small mushrooms.When Lian Hua saw it again, he still found it very strange, and it was so much fun.Throw one in your mouth, practice for a while, enjoy it to the extreme.
"Bang bang bang!" The tent was knocked, "Surnamed Bai, you are now a member of the logistics team, and you are about to prepare dinner and you still haven't come out!" The girl's voice sounded.
Lian Hua shuddered, almost forgetting that the pig's feet had thrown him at logistics.
Lian Hua's task was to wash the dishes. After he overturned two bonfires and smashed a basket of vegetables, Aunt Li threw him to do the dishes!You can't touch it with your hands! -_-///You can only use a small water polo to wipe them one by one. Labor and management are so skillful in washing dishes, don’t admire me too much!Jiang Siyu was so angry that her face turned blue, Lian Hua still ignored her, why should a girl who is hostile to you give her a good look
Lian Hua found it very strange, he never offended Jiang Siyu!Why does she always look down upon him?Could it be that the opposite sex repels each other
Jiang Siyu looked at Lianhua leisurely directing the small water polo to wash the dishes, and became angry.She originally wanted to arrange the dirtiest job of lighting a fire for Lian Hua, but how could Lian Hua overturn the fire directly, throwing all the piles of wood into it, and in the end she had to clean up the mess!I asked him to wash the vegetables again, but he didn't know how to control it!A box of vegetables is all mashed into vegetable puree!The old woman smiled and said that Young Master Bai hadn't done these things, so you should do more!She was so angry that she was about to vomit blood!
She didn't know why Lian Hua was not pleasing to her eyes. The woman's intuition told her that this little boy was a great threat to her!Once reborn, she will never put herself in danger again.Jiang Siyu looked at Lian Hua's back with a fierce look on his face.But she quickly returned to normal, and took a glass of juice to Xiazhi's tent. The fruit for the juice was also exchanged by her with a lot of power water and people from the army.If she knew that there are countless kinds of fruits in the pig's feet space, I don't know if she would be so confident
Lian Hua felt his back was cool while washing. Is someone trying to plot against him?
"Master, that woman showed murderous intent towards you just now, she wants to kill you."
Lian Hua squinted her eyes, "Anyway, as long as she is still in the pig's foot team, she will not dare to do anything. Pig's foot will not allow the team members to kill each other."
"But you are just a freelancer!" Lian Yu said directly.
Lian Hua: "..." Are you really Master's cute pet?Always hit me!Lian Hua decided to lock Lian Yu in the small black room, and ignore him for one day, no, three days.
Today's dinner is rice with vegetable puree! 〒_〒Although Lianhua washes the vegetables beyond recognition, Aunt Li can still cook delicious dishes.Long live Aunt Li, all the men are screaming after eating.Aunt Li also secretly hid an egg under Lianhua's bowl, Lianhua was moved to tears, a woman who loves children is so great!
For the next few days, Lian Hua went to fight zombies every day because of Lian Yu's words.For this reason, I also applied for a Datang knife from the pig's foot, which weighs at least [-] catties!
"Left, left! Master, there are three first-class zombies on your left..." Lian Hua swung his knife to the left.
"Right, right, two..."
"Behind, wow, there are eight of them, run for your life!"
Lian Hua scrambled and crawled back to the circle of the pig's feet team, and continued to fight bravely with his friends to kill zombies.
These days, Lian Hua is working so hard that even the little friends who had some opinions on him at the beginning have changed their opinion of him a lot.He also saved a lot of corpse crystals and fed them all to Lian Yu.Almost all the little friends of Zhujiao are at the second level. It is difficult to upgrade with the help of Zhujiao plug-in!
It's a pity that Zhujiao still doesn't treat him well. How can he give him such a good thing? Don't think that Lianhua doesn't know that Zhujiao's most sincere subordinates are all eating corpse crystals soaked in spiritual spring water. All have occasional extra meals.Of course, the pig's feet will not let others know.
Jiang Siyu still taunted him every day. In addition to providing water for the team, Lian Hua also had to grow some vegetables. The quantity was small and his face turned pale every time he was tired. Who told him that he was the only one in their team with wood-type abilities!There were not many fruits and vegetables among the materials brought out by the pig's feet, and the vegetables were not durable, so they were used up quickly.Therefore, Lianhua's little bit of cabbage and radish every day is actually very popular!
Whenever Lian Hua was tired, Jiang Siyu sprang out from behind him like a ghost and began to attack Lian Hua's life. Lian Hua ignored her every time, driving Jiang Siyu mad with anger.Lian Hua was like a ball of cotton, no matter how many times he was punched, he would be fine. Jiang Siyu felt a little haggard.
She hasn't practiced much these days, and her ability is still only at the first level. She originally thought that she was very powerful, because the person who cultivated to the second level in her previous life did not appear until several months after the end of the world.I didn't expect Xia Zhi and his little friends to be so powerful, almost all of them have level two, even that little boy Bai Lianhua has level two, it's a long time ago!She was furious.
Moreover, she often dangled around in front of Xia Zhi in revealing clothes. To look good, she took a bath every day and was delayed in supplying water to the team. This caused several people to have objections to her, but Xia Zhi didn't seem to have seen it yet.Is he blind?She wasn't even tempted by a big beauty in front of him!Of course, Jiang Siyu will never admit that Xia Zhi is actually prettier than her!Thinking of it is tears!A man actually looks better than a woman, and the idiot surnamed Bai will occasionally look at Xia Zhi to be stupefied, with a silly look on his face, he is really stupid.
Lian Hua, who was called stupid by Miss Jiang Siyu, was combing pig's feet with wood-type supernatural powers. Since Lianhua saw a small gash on pig's feet last time and volunteered to treat it, Xia Zhi now asks him to use supernatural powers every day. Being able to comb his body, it is said that the wood system is very good for the body!
Lian Hua was reluctant at first, because he is already considered a half-baby in the team.Although the body of supernatural beings has good resilience, sometimes there will be some venom and pollutants in the wound that are not easy to clean. At this time, we have to rely on the water system to cleanse the toxin and heal the wound. Lianhua is sometimes very busy. He didn't want to talk to Zhu's feet at all, but he didn't expect Zhu's feet to tempt him with chicken legs!He hadn't eaten chicken legs for a long time and missed it so much, so he shamefully gave in.
The pig's feet are too stingy, he has raised countless chickens, ducks and fish in his space, but he only gives Lianhua half a chicken leg every day.That's right, half of it.He would tear up half of the pig's trotter and eat it before giving the rest to Lianhua. He was super stingy.
After Lian Hua sorted out Xia Zhi, Xia Zhi generously gave the whole thing today.Lian Hua looked like a fool.
"Eating chicken legs again today!" Xia Xingwen walked in, sourly said.They are resting in a small village today. There is no one in this small village. A group of them cleaned up the zombies inside and moved in.Xia Zhi parted ways with the main force more than a month ago. He didn't want to go the same way with too many people, and they didn't go the same way.Xia Zhi didn't plan to go directly to Kyoto, he also planned to let the team members have a good experience.
"That's right! It's not for you." Lian Hua was proud.
"Old Bai! Let's discuss it. How about giving me the chicken legs and giving you two first-level corpse crystals?" Xia Xingwen climbed onto Lian Hua's shoulders.
"Don't do it! I have no shortage of corpse crystals!" Lian Hua directly refused.Since he transferred from logistics to the combat team half a month ago, he no longer has to provide vegetables for free.This treacherous guy directly sold green vegetables with clearly marked prices, as well as all kinds of delicious mushrooms, which were so delicious that the men in the team rushed to fight zombies one by one.Vegetables and mushrooms are exchanged for one first-level corpse crystal, and one first-level beast crystal is exchanged for two. You can choose it, it is simply a robbery!But that mushroom is really super delicious, and the meat of the mutant beast is simply delicious in the world!Xia Xingwen was extremely jealous. It would be great if he was also a wood-type power user.
Xia Zhi's team has grown to nearly a hundred people. Every day, many people come to Lianhua to buy things.
Xia Xingwen was thinking wildly, when he suddenly felt his scalp go numb, his eyes flicked, Xia Zhi was staring at his arm around Lian Hua's shoulder!Xia Xingwen was so scared that he quickly stretched out his hand back.
Xia Xingwen was dragged out by Xia Xingwu.
"You go out too!" Zhujiao's tone was very bad, Lian Hua was taken aback for a moment, he didn't know where Zhujiao had another convulsion, and he retreated obediently.Pig's feet have become more and more eccentric recently, so stay away from him!
☆、Greedy Mushroom and Big Cage
Lian Hua went back to the hut. He felt that it was best not to sway in front of the pig's feet recently. Since the last time he accidentally peeped at the pig's feet taking a bath, the pig's feet would occasionally have a very weird temper when they saw him.
Please, the pig's feet are not women, and you won't lose a piece of meat even if you look at them. Even if you look at them, you don't have to be responsible. It's not the romantic bathing encounter between the hero and the heroine in romance novels. Lian Hua was completely repaired by the pig's feet at the time. The one with the head bag is too cruel!It's all because of wretchedness saying that there is a good mutant plant there, and it should be taken in as a younger brother, otherwise why would Lianhua go into the grove, who knows why the pig's feet don't go to the space to wash the spiritual spring water, but go to the grove to bathe naked in the open air.
But the figure of the pig's feet is really great, especially the pig's feet have at least six-pack abs, which is so cool!Aww, Lian Hua touched his belly, there was only a little shadow of his abdominal muscles, even if he did sit-ups every day and insisted on exercising, he still couldn't grow his abdominal muscles.But the height is soaring upwards, Lian Hua thinks that if he persists, he will definitely be taller than the pig's feet!He is still growing up.
Lian Hua sighed, the pig's feet are hard to serve, he's not having a good time these days, has the pig's feet really started to abuse him?What can I do if I abuse my heart?
Lian Hua unbuttoned his clothes again and took a look. The body of this white lotus flower has been washed for a long time, and there is no shadow of "white". Large and small scars, these are Lian Hua's medals for fighting zombies bravely.Lian Hua was reluctant to use wood-type supernatural powers to erase them. Every time he saw them, he felt like a real man.
Lian Hua put on her clothes, took off her thick shoes and socks, and moved her feet, um, it didn't stink. -_-///
"Cage, waiter, wash your feet." Lian Hua Da Ma Jin Dao sat on the bed and began to call for his younger brother.
"Yes! Master's master." A small voice sounded in Lian Hua's head, Lian Hua's pocket moved, Lian Yu jumped out from inside, Mushroom twisted its body, "pop", spit out a Come tall plants.The plant first stretched its body, and then a leaf stretched out to the ground and grew slowly. When it was about [-] centimeters long, a cover was opened at the top of the leaf, and the leaf body swelled up, and finally grew into a barrel-shaped thing.
Lian Hua threw a water polo into it, filled it up, and soaked his feet comfortably.
"Don't secrete digestive juice!" Lian Hua warned.
"Oh well……"
No mistake, Lianyu's younger brother is a mutated pitcher plant!The current mutated plants only have a little consciousness, and they will not actively attack living creatures. They are mixed with non-mutated plants, and they cannot be distinguished at all.Moreover, after the end of the world, plants grow fast, making it even more difficult to distinguish.Wood-type abilities can tell the difference, but it takes a lot of energy if the level is low.But, who is Lianyu, it is a mushroom that claims to be the king of all plants -_-///, why can't I see that the plant Lianhua in the early stage of mutation has never believed its claim, but people just found this Nepenthes, when I went to harvest, I bumped into a pig's foot to take a bath. It was really unlucky. T^T
"Master, you are so extravagant, even mutated plants are waiting for you to wash your feet, oh, my master is so great!" Lian Yu flattered her exaggeratedly.
"You've eaten up Laozi's corpse crystal again today!" Lian Hua looked at Lian Yu coolly.Ever since Lianhua allowed Lianyu to eat jade and corpse crystals, Lianyu is like a pig that can't get enough to eat. Lianhua has eaten up all the jade in Lianhua's bag. Feed it so many spicy corpse crystals, even Yu would not say that it can also grow ordinary mushrooms, and they are delicious.My friends thought he was a local rich man, but he was actually poor. It was really unbearable to keep a mushroom like a pig.
"Master, it's not like someone ate the mushrooms alone, the cage also has a share! It can talk now!" Lian Yu complained.
"Aren't you taking the lead!" Lian Yu knew enough about this shameless mushroom.
Lian Yu: "..." The master is too sharp, and the secret has been discovered.
In order to make up for her dear master, Lian Yu shook herself vigorously, scattered the spores all over the ground, and bang bang bang grew into different types, ordinary, big, delicious mushrooms, Lian Hua ordered the cage to use its bucket to sort Once it's installed, it will be sold later.Hey, the cage with a low IQ is so obedient, how can it be like Lianyu, a gluttonous and shameless mushroom.
After soaking his feet, Lian Hua stretched out his hand to Lian Yu. Lian Yu twisted again, and a few seeds fell into Lian Hua's hand.This is the seed that Lian Hua asked Lian Yu to help him incorporate into his body. Didn't Lian Yu say that he could pretend to be Wan Zhi?He directly stuffed all the seeds to Lian Yu, and he ignored Lian Yu's complaints.
With a flash of blue light, the seeds broke their shells and grew slowly. Lianhua only gave birth to two Chinese cabbages, five white radishes, and three handfuls of shallots. They were still put in a cage and ready to go out for a stroll.
So Lian Hua went out with a strange plant full of small barrels filled with mushrooms and vegetables.Finding a conspicuous place in this small village where he was temporarily staying, Lian Hua turned the cage upside down with a keg and sat down.He also ordered the cage to place several buckets on the ground, filled with supernatural water.Power water is a good thing. The water ration in the team is rationed. Except for those with water system powers, few people can use water to their heart's content, let alone bathe. Many people can only wipe it off.
"Brother Lian has opened a stall! There is a fixed time limit, no wait when it is out of date, the quantity is limited, and it will be sold out!" Lian Hua used his supernatural power to ensure that everyone in the village could hear it.
"Wow! Brother Lian, you are here again! What are you doing today?" A young man popped up.
"White radish, shallots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms!"
"I want to eat corn!"
"Next time!"
"Okay, here's a big mushroom, a handful of green onions, and a bucket of water."
A bucket was stretched out, and the young man threw seven corpse crystals into it, and another bucket was handed over, which contained the things he wanted, and the young man took it, and then took the water and the bucket away.Big mushrooms, one corpse crystal and one flower, are not bad at all, they are as big as a human head!The water is sold together with the leaves of the pitcher plant, five corpse crystals per bucket.Two homeowners contributed leaves to the cage.The other vegetables are all one by one.
"Brother Lian, your pet is amazing, every time I see it, I want it
one! "
"You don't cut prices even if you flatter!"
"Okay, give me two mushrooms."
"Give me the money, welcome to come again next time!"
……
In less than an hour, Lianhua's goods were sold out.Lian Hua left the cage portion in the bucket of the cage, put the rest in the bag, and let the cage return to Lian Yu's body.
When Lian Hua did this at the beginning, the friends were shocked, it turned out that he could still do this!It's not too nice to have a mutant plant as a pet.So everyone wanted one.Later, I found out, Nima's, mutant plants are not easy to find now, even if they are found, they can't be subdued!It wasn't that the wood-type supernatural being had thought about it, so everyone could only envy and hate.
Lian Hua sometimes encounters those who don’t give crystal nuclei, and directly puts a sack, no, a bucket, and then sprinkles Lian Yu’s paralyzing spores to make the cage secrete digestive juices. Of course, Lian Hua will help him put the All the money on the body was stripped off, and the digestive juices were allowed to corrode the person's clothing and skin little by little.Although the supernatural being has rough skin and thick flesh, there is so much digestive juice that can't hold the cage!And it feels super scary to be digested bit by bit, and it's too scary to run out of abilities!Every time I make those guys who don't pay me cry, I guarantee that my legs will tremble when I see Lianhua, and I won't dare not pay again.
Lian Hua is very satisfied with today's income, and is ready to go home, well, let's go and see what Aunt Li is cooking today.Lian Yu was begging for corpse crystals in her mind, but Lian Hua ignored them. Those who eat too much should be hungry!
When he arrived at the back office, Lian Hua could smell the meat. As expected, the food for today was the meat of mutant beasts. There were very few vegetables, mostly dried vegetables, pickles, etc. That's why Lian Hua's business was so good.
"Aunt Li, I'm here." Lian Hua shouted when he saw Aunt Li.Aunt Li is now in charge of the team's kitchen, and she has a lot of power. Anyone who offends her will want to eat.
"Huh!" Jiang Siyu still had a bad face when he saw Lian Hua.Lian Hua didn't bother to pay attention to her, and just pretended not to see her.
Jiang Siyu is still an ordinary logistics team member now, and Aunt Li has been promoted to the captain of the logistics team. She has several aunts and girls under her command, and Jiang Siyu is one of them.She is a supernatural person, but she wants to listen to an ordinary person's order, which directly makes her fly into a rage.I asked Xia Zhi for an explanation, but Xia Zhi was obedient or fucked up, and sent her away. She was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood.
"Xiao Hua is here, come here quickly, Aunt Li has left something delicious for you." Aunt Li has always loved Lian Hua very much.
"Thank you Aunt Li, I brought you mushrooms and vegetables." Lian Hua showed some mushrooms and Chinese cabbage to Aunt Li as if they were treasures.
"Xiaohua has a heart," Aunt Li smiled and turned to Jiang Siyu, "Xiao Jiang, go and deal with the corpse of the mutant beast sent by the elite team today. You are a supernatural person with great strength. Other women Children can't do the job."
Jiang Siyu's face became even more distorted, and finally squeezed a tooth out from between his teeth, and rushed away angrily.She is a noble supernatural being, and she was made to be a butcher by an ordinary person like Aunt Li!And she can't say no!Let her vomit blood!
"Xiao Jiang has some evil intentions. If Xiao Hua takes a fancy to her, it might not have a good result." Aunt Li said worriedly seeing Lian Hua staring at Jiang Siyu's back and giggling.
Lian Hua: "..." Why did I fall in love with her? Is he just gloating about her misfortune?Isn't someone more unlucky than him too loving?
It turned out that Aunt Li had seen her ambition towards Jiang Siyu, and that's right, Jiang Siyu always looked at the pig's feet with a ferocious expression, as if she wanted to eat the pig's feet in one bite.Every time Lian Hua sees Jiang Siyu looking at the pig's feet like this, he wants to poke her eyes out. Can you imagine Nimei's pig's feet?Don't even look in the mirror to see if you have pig feet!
"Aunt Li, you're thinking too much. How could I fall in love with her? It's too late to hate her." Aunt Li was about to say something, but was interrupted by Lian Hua, "Good aunt, didn't you say to keep it for me?" Food? Let’s go, fry the vegetables and mushrooms together, and let’s have another meal!”
Sure enough, Aunt Li was distracted and took Lian Hua to the temporary kitchen.
:
☆, cute pets and old people
Lian Hua was stuffing sausage rice into his mouth, it was delicious.Did you feel that the ground was shaking for a while⊙▽⊙earthquake?
"Master, there is a group of people outside, and they are still being chased by a super-powerful mutant beast. They are coming towards this stronghold. Hey, it seems that the wave of people can't stand it anymore. It's over, our stronghold is so dangerous, the master loves it Run for your life..." Lian Yu shouted exaggeratedly.
"Shut up!" Lian Hua's brain ached from the quarrel, "You're afraid of having a pig's foot! The pig's foot is so hot, it's just a mutant beast, it's a matter of minutes."
Lian Yu: "..." Is it really all right?
In fact, Lian Hua was also a little worried. The route of the pig's foot march seemed to be different from that in the book, and the plot had also changed. It was a headache.Forget it, let's go and have a look!Lian Hua quickly finished the meal, picked up the Tang knife and went out.Since then, the master has never left his weapon. This is a good thing collected by pig's feet, and it has not been used for so long.
Lian Hua ran to the big earth wall built by the earth-type supernatural beings at the entrance of the village, and all the friends were here.
"Brother, what's going on?" Lian Yu patted a young man.
"Brother Lian, Nuo, those survivors have lured the mutant beasts to us. It's really a good plan! Let us help them get rid of the mutant beasts, and they can preserve their strength, and then destroy us. It’s so beautiful, don’t even look at who our boss is!” The young man was filled with righteous indignation and complacent.
Lian Hua: "..."
Dude, you really didn't think too much? What if they just escaped for their lives?Also, you blindly worship pig's feet, pig's feet are so charming! 〒_〒
Lian Hua also raised his neck to watch.At the end of the path, there were indeed a lot of people running for their lives. It seemed that they had lost all their supplies. They chased after a big tiger at least three meters high, playing tricks on the fleeing crowd like mice, and occasionally sprayed There was a ball of thunder, crackling and crackling, and screams were heard endlessly.
Tiger + white + thunder ball = cute pet with pig feet!Lian Hua suddenly remembered, isn't pig's foot just a majestic thunder-type mutated white tiger as a cute pet?It can be cute, can act like a baby, can fight zombies before, and can be used as a mount later, it is a must-have cute thing for traveling at home and robbing houses!Lian Hua still remembered that the book said that the pig's feet would be lost not long after the end of the world, but he never saw it. He thought Dabai was dropped by a butterfly.
"Brother Zhi, Koai went to accept Dabai!" Seeing the pig's feet coming out, Lian Hua ran over excitedly, staring at Xia Zhi.
"Dabai" pig's feet are a bit confusing, where does this wonderful name come from?
"It's that white tiger! Hurry up and collect it. Guaranteed to be the best!" Lian Hua was so excited that he grabbed the pig's feet and shook his arms.
Xia Zhi twitched the corner of his mouth, and pulled out his arm forcefully, "That's a third-level mutant beast, do you think I can beat it?"
"Of course, I believe in Brother Zhi's ability the most, and Brother Zhi is the most powerful." You have the aura of a pig's feet, so why can't you beat him?
"Okay!" The corners of Xia Zhi's mouth curled up slightly.
Xia Zhi jumped up from the wall with a Tang saber in hand, and quickly walked in front of the tiger, without even looking at the group of survivors. With a flick of his finger, more thunderballs exploded, it was extremely dazzling. He couldn't even open his eyes.Da Mao let out a roar, and fought with the provocative people. After a while, the figures of a man and a beast disappeared into the woods, and only the rumbling sound could be heard.
Lian Hua was a little anxious, he had been beating pig's feet for a long time, why didn't he show up?The group of survivors had consciously rested outside the earthen wall, and they would not have been let in without the boss's order.
"Don't worry, Brother Lian, the boss is so powerful, nothing will happen." The young man who had been asked by Lian Hua came to comfort Lian Hua.
Lian Hua: "..."
Does Grandpa look really worried?
"Brother Lian," the young man was a little shy, "Your mushrooms are super delicious, but they are a bit expensive, can you give me some!" The young man rubbed his hands, looking embarrassed.
Lian Hua: "..."
Dude, aren't you a huge fan of pig's feet?I still want to eat mushrooms at this time!
Lian Hua touched his pocket silently, Lian Yu gave two spores, Lian Hua shook and turned into a big mushroom.
"Brother Lian, you are amazing! My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless..."
Lian Yu: "..."
can you shut up where is your worship of pig feet
"Brother Lian, let me copy you..."
……
So, when Xia Zhi came back with his new pet, the people on the dirt wall were roasting mushrooms. -_-///
The one who asked Lianhua for mushrooms was a fire-type supernatural being named Ai Wen, who was only 16 years old, kid, it was delicious, and the fire was set up to roast it on the spot, and the fragrance wafted far away.The people on the wall couldn't stand anymore, and looked at Lian Hua hungrily.
Lianhua Alexander, it's not like these guys haven't bought from him before, why are they still like hungry wolves saying they can't hold it!
The voices of the crowd: "Pey coal is so expensive, the crystal nuclei are all used for cultivation, and the ones picked out between the teeth are all in your pockets. How can you enjoy eating? I really want to rob the local tyrants!"
Lian Hua finally succumbed and sprinkled out a large handful of mushrooms. Everyone present got a share, three for each person.So, everyone started grilling on the spot, and the fire-type supernatural being was very happy to be a grill.
Xia Zhi: "..." Am I usually too nice to them?I'm desperately trying to roast mushrooms for these bastards
"Brother!" Lian Hua noticed the pig's feet with an inexplicable expression, and his hair stood on end.
"Brother Zhi, these are specially roasted mushrooms for you. You can eat them to see if they are delicious." Lian Hua reluctantly offered a roasted mushroom, and his intuition told him that the pig's feet need to be smoothed.
Xia Zhi looked at Lian Hua blankly for a while, Lian Hua was in a cold sweat, and finally took the mushrooms and ate a few mouthfuls.Emma, the pig's feet are terrible.Lian Hua breathed a sigh of relief.
"You are the leader! Thank you for saving us. May I ask if my team can rest in your stronghold? We lost all our supplies to facilitate our escape." A gentle and polite voice sounded from under the wall. doglike.
Lian Hua looked at it reflexively, the tone sounded familiar.Fuck!that!Isn't that his cheap cousin Bai Yi?Lian Hua went directly to Sparta.He knew that the pig's feet would meet the cheap cousin, but after so long, he hadn't seen anyone, so he thought the plot was lost.Unexpectedly, the old lover of the pig's feet and the cute pet have thick lines together.
Which one do you choose between the ferocious pig's feet and the gentle cannon fodder? This is really a sad story!
Lian Hua wanted to run to his cousin's embrace, but the pig's feet looked so pale! 〒_〒 dare not go.
"Small!" Bai Yi yelled in surprise, obviously recognizing Zhu's ex-boyfriend, Zhu's face became even uglier.
"Xiao Zhi, that's great, you're fine! I want to find you after the end of the world, but I can't find it. It's great that you're fine!" Bai Yi said affectionately.
Lian Hua felt that the pig's feet could endure until this time without breaking out, he really was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Cheap cousin, don't you see that the face of the pig's feet is about to thunder?Lian Hua heard the crackling sound of thunder coming from the fingertips of the pig's feet, are you trying to die?
In order to prevent any major accidents, Lian Hua decided to relax the atmosphere.
"Cousin Yi! It's me, your cousin!" Lian Hua showed the excited expression of seeing his relatives.
Bai Yi: "..."
Damn Bai Lianhua, that tall, black guy who looks like a rough old man is definitely not my white and tender little cousin!
Bai Yi's face twisted for a moment, but he recovered quickly.Xia Zhi noticed it with sharp eyes and found it a little funny.Doesn't Bai Yi like the little boy who is white and tender?His cute cousin has become a rough guy now, I don't know if he will continue to like him?Xia Zhi thought it was very interesting, and he thought it was interesting, so he decided to keep Bai Yi and his group.Who wouldn't watch a good show!
"Xiao Hua, how are you doing recently? Cousin is very worried about you!" Bai Yi said to Lian Hua as gently as possible.They were let in by Xia Zhi, but Xia Zhi didn't provide anything, so he had to find it by himself, Bai Yi decided to get some information from his little cousin.
"Very good, Brother Zhi has been taking care of me." Lian Hua replied.Bai Yi felt that the pronunciation of the word Lianhua care was a bit strange, but he didn't think much about it.
"That's really great. For my sake, of course I will take good care of you." Bai Yi wanted to touch Lian Hua's head as before, stretched out his hand, and put it down quietly.
Lian Hua: "..."
Cheap Cousin is really thick-skinned, looking at your face, labor and capital will be hacked into pieces!
"Yes... yes." Lian Hua reluctantly returned, pig's feet, labor and management would rather face you than cheap cousin!Don't be too obvious about this cheap cousin's disgusted eyes!Don't think labor and management can't see it, labor and management are not fools!
"Does Xiaohua know how your elder brother's team is doing?" Careful.
"They're all super powerful, everyone." Worshiped.
"I mean the supernatural beings in his team." Frowning
"They are all supernatural beings!" Naively.
"……"how is this possible.
"How is everyone's weapon configuration?"
"That's it!" He drew out the Datang Saber.
"..."
……
Xia Zhi, who was eavesdropping on the side, raised the corners of his mouth.
"Boss, is it really okay to let them get along alone?" Xia Xingwen was a little worried.
"Don't you think it's interesting?" Xia Zhi was serious.
Xia Xingwen: "..."
Lao Bai, brother silently mourns for you.
After dealing with the cheap cousin, Lian Hua felt physically and mentally exhausted, and he thought about running away with him!Now it seems that he has been with the pig's feet for a while, and the cheap cousin will not believe him anymore. This cousin is very suspicious, forget it, I'd better go wandering alone!Lian Hua looked up at the sky.
"Master," Lian Yu's voice sounded faintly, "You can run away by yourself a long time ago. You obviously have many opportunities, but you don't leave. You obviously can't bear the beauty of a pig's foot!"
Lian Hua froze, "Nonsense, how could I covet the beauty of the pig's feet? Isn't this desperate?"
"Is that so? It's said that beautiful faces are a disaster, but I didn't expect blue faces to be a disaster." Lian Yu covered the vicissitudes of life with a mushroom.
Lian Hua: "..."
"Ouch, I remembered that I want to eat ham recently. I'd better give all the corpse crystals and beast crystals to Aunt Li, and let her keep them for me."
"Oh, no, master, kiss master! Our master has the highest vision, the beauty of a pig's foot is absolutely irresistible! We still want to see all the beauties in the world, but save the crystal nucleus for me..." The master became angry with embarrassment 〒_〒.
"Hmph..." It won't work if you don't teach it a little bit, the wretched mushroom will overthrow the owner's old bottom.
Is it really time to leave Lian Hua and ask herself.If he really has any crooked thoughts about the pig's feet, Lian Hua will tremble, and if the pig's feet find out, he will definitely die a miserable death. 〒_〒
☆, cannon fodder woman and cannon fodder man
Lian Hua crouched in the corner, a little sad.Don’t you really miss the beauty of the pig’s feet? But look at what the pig’s feet have done to him these days. Throw him into the pile of zombies by himself. When the mutant beasts come, he will be the first to kick him up. Most of the medals on his body It's all indirectly caused by pig's feet!When he was struggling there desperately, the pig's feet were watching coldly from behind, all covered in white sweat, he would have been scared to death by the pig's feet if he had been scratched to death by the zombies!Fortunately, Grandpa's heart is extremely strong, and his escape skills are top-notch!
Although he survived with all arms and tails, he has been directly upgraded from "Xiaohua" to "Old White", friends, don't be too sharp!Lian Hua survived in the wild for so long, not only grew taller, but also got tanned.The cheap cousin hates him so much, Lian Hua still feels that he is a very real man, he doesn't like the name "Old White", and forces a group of guys who want to buy things to call him "Brother Lian"!What love, that's what the gang of gangsters from before called him!
"Brother Lian, why don't you go to get the meal? I didn't see you just now." Ai Wen came over,
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