Mermaid Actor [Rebirth]

If we write this opening in Hemingway style, it can be written roughly like this:

Lin Chuxi is a young actor drifting in the deep waters of entertainment. Ten years have passed, and he has not gotten a lead role.

If we write this beginning estimate in Kafka tune, it becomes like this again:

Lin Chuxi woke up from a coma and found that she had turned into a deep-sea mermaid.But he didn't worry about his appearance at all, but worried about whether he would starve to death because he hated raw food in the future.

Of course, compared to Santiago and Gregor, Lin Chuxi can probably be called lucky.You don't have to worry about not being able to catch fish for a lifetime, and you don't have to worry about how to face your family and friends with this weird look.

Because, to the world outside the sea, the third-line actor Lin Chuxi is already a complete dead person.

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The depth of the ocean with a water depth of more than 200 meters is the darkest and most mysterious place in this blue sea star.Sunlight cannot shine in all year round, and ordinary sound waves have long since dissipated during transmission.This deep sea is completely dark, even the water waves seem to be still, and there are countless bones buried in the deep sea. It is not only a cornucopia for life, but also a huge dark and cold tomb.For countless years, people have been obsessed with the unimaginable beauty of the ocean, and fear its ruthless power to devour life "Today, we are going to tell a story about the deep sea"

A faint hoarse voice came from the senior kindergarten in the deep sea area of ​​the South Pacific.

"A long time ago, there lived a mermaid prince in the vast sea. He has the most beautiful voice in the world; he has a face that is more gorgeous than coral, and he has hair that is shinier than jewels. Everyone who has seen His people will fall for him..."

Before the voice finished speaking, it was suddenly interrupted by a group of immature voices.

"Report to the teacher! We know the mermaid prince you mentioned. He lives in a dilapidated nest in a place much deeper than ours. I went there when I followed my parents to visit him. It's so dirty! Didn't the teacher say that children who don't like cleanliness are bad children, and the mermaid prince is also a bad child."

"Yes, yes, teacher. I have seen him too. But he is not beautiful at all. There is no pointy, curved mouth, no beautiful fins, and there are so many hairs on his head. He is ugly at all. .”

"Eh? But, but I think the mermaid prince's tail is so beautiful. I've never seen such clean and shiny scales, even the most beautiful fish in our clan can't compare to him."

"The mermaid prince is not good-looking at all. When he visited my house once, I dare not turn my head to look at him. It's so scary! My brother said his hair would grow and shorten and entangle all other fish to death, super Scary!"

"That mermaid is a bad guy! The last time I went out to play, I was almost eaten by his men, so I hate him."

"You...you, you are not allowed to speak ill of my idol! He is beautiful, but he has a nice voice, and he is especially good at fighting."

"Hmph, Ake must have lost his eyes and brain, and actually worships that ugly monster."

"You are the ugly one, your whole family is ugly!"

"Ah, teacher! Ake bit again!"

The senior kindergarten preschool teacher in the deep sea area of ​​the South Pacific feels that he is really unlucky. Teaching this group of immature fish with no discipline at all is simply the greatest test of patience, but he is still assigned to these little fishes who have not yet completed their three views. Popularize the authority and nobility of the mermaid prince.Every time he didn't finish a sentence, he started to riot.He really will go to the director of the school and resign immediately!His salary is only thirty groupers a day, and it is easy for him to suffer this crime.

The preschool teacher flicked the fish's tail to shake off the sad expression on the fish's face, pretending to gently tear apart the two fighting fish.

"When you grow up, you will know that although you cannot appreciate the beauty of the mermaid prince, he is the guardian of the ocean."

"Teacher, what does guardian mean?"

"It means to protect you. To protect our homeland from those cruel and small upright animals."

"Teacher, but the mermaid prince also likes to eat fish like ours. He also said that the whiskers of the big squid are too strong and unpalatable, but we still want small fish like us to taste delicious."

"The mermaid prince is so ugly, I don't want to like him..."

Preschool education: "..."

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And this mermaid prince who has terrorized the young creatures of the deep sea for generations is sleeping in his dilapidated lair of a century-old shipwreck.

It was rare for Lin Chuxi to sleep peacefully that day, but he had an unpleasant dream, which made him toss and turn.After finally surviving the nightmare, when he was in a daze, the noise that had been echoing in his ears for more than a month disturbed him again.It made him so angry that he couldn't sleep no matter what.Just for a moment, his lair began to shake slightly, and the water waves stirred and rippled away, easily igniting the fire in Lin Chuxi's heart even more vigorously.

With a low-pressure black face from lack of sleep, Lin Chuxi floated up from the bed, flicked her tail violently and rushed out.

A few light spots in the distance can be vaguely seen in the pitch blackness, which is the autofluorescence evolved by deep-sea creatures for millions of years.Of course, even without a light source next to him he knew there was a goofy Gablin shark hitting his boat.

The corners of Lin Chuxi's mouth twitched, and she opened her mouth lightly to roar out an infrasound wave: "Long Fang, there is no end, do you want to crash my boat!"

The Gabrin shark named Longtooth rushed towards the body of the sunken ship, braked immediately, and slowly swam up to Lin Chuxi, wagging its tail, and said cautiously, "An...Anka..."

Lin Chuxi glanced at the big shark with a long snout and fangs in front of him, so he knew what trouble he had caused again.He snorted coldly, crossed his arms and asked what happened to Long Fang.

Long Fang faltered and grunted and dared not speak, Lin Chuxi rolled her eyes and raised her hand to slap him.

"Quickly put your farts on, it's no wonder those female sharks don't like you. By the way, what happened to the chick I hooked up with you last time?"

As soon as Lin Chuxi finished speaking, Changya shrank her whole body guiltily.Lin Chuxi's eyelids twitched, and she felt that Long Fang must be the 101st failed blind date.

With a helpless sigh, Lin Chuxi asked, "How did you piss off the girl this time?"

Long Fang flicked his tail a little, and muttered: "I got along well with her. We went to the shallow sea to catch fish to eat together. Then we saw a group of small fish with yellow tails in the shallow sea! My lord You've never eaten that kind of fish, it's so delicious! And it's rare for us to meet this kind of small fish, so she and I are very happy. I also took the opportunity to catch a lot of small yellow croakers and come back."

Lin Chuxi frowned when she heard this, and asked in doubt: "Aren't you doing well, why did you mess up again later?"

"Then, she said that she also wanted to eat fish, so I told her to catch it by herself, and she ran away very angry. I obviously didn't do anything."

Lin Chuxi choked, and several veins popped out of her forehead.He took a deep breath, grinned grinningly at Long Fang, and mercilessly whipped the fish tail on Long Fang's thick shark.The seven-meter-long Gabriel shark whimpered and was photographed flying to the depths of the deep sea at the speed of light.

"You idiot who only knows how to catch fish and eat fish all day long, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

Lin Chuxi was a man who hated iron and steel, thinking that he had introduced so many female Gabriel sharks to Long Fang, but this kid just played tricks to make all the female sharks so angry that they didn't want to have any more contact.Why the hell don't you publish a book called "101 Tips for a Blind Date with Angry Death".

This brat's reputation is so bad that many girls in Gabrin's female shark circle who are waiting for him have already blacklisted him.Lin Chuxi pulled down her old face this time, and assured everyone that Changya is definitely a reliable young man.It was hard to convince a girl to go on a blind date with Chang Ya.But this is because of a few fish!Just because of a few fish!

Lin Chuxi was so angry that she couldn't even speak. Seeing Changya swimming back from the bottom of the sea from a distance, with such a leisurely and leisurely look that she didn't know what was wrong with her, she felt even more vomiting blood.

"You don't want to find a wife anymore, so just tell me! Who will you show your foolish appearance?" Lin Chuxi scolded fiercely.

Chang Ya shrank his head from being scolded, not daring to speak back.

"Why don't you give the fish to others? You can give it to her if she wants it. If the fish is gone, you can still catch it. Where can you find it if you don't have a daughter-in-law? I have never seen you so stingy before. Do you think fish is better than you? Daughter-in-law is even more important, ah!"

"No, it's not..."

"No, then why are you hiding it? Don't you know that stingy males are the most unmarketable and unpopular males? Or do you want to learn from Barley and let him come to eat soft food? The daughter-in-law is raising it."

When Changya heard that Lin Chuxi compared him to Barry, he frowned, and shouted that he was definitely not a shark like Barry, and he didn't eat soft food!Lin Chuxi gave him a hard look before he felt aggrieved and aggrieved.

"I just want to bring the fish back to Anka for you to eat." Changya said more and more in a low voice: "... who knew that she has such a bad temper. And if she insists, I can still catch fish for her. I'm also very sad that she left just like that."

Lin Chuxi, who was about to explode at first, froze for a moment, the anger that burst out before swirled in her throat and sank again.

"You mean, you refused the girl because you wanted to bring me the fish?"

"Yes."

There were several expressions on Lin Chuxi's face in turn. He was annoyed that Changya didn't seize the opportunity to do stupid things, but he was also relieved that he didn't hurt this kid in vain. He still misses him if he has delicious food and fun.Thinking of this, Lin Chuxi softened again.

"Is there a male shark as stupid as you? Others are trying to make female sharks happy, but you are fine." Lin Chuxi rambled a few more words, but her tone was not as sharp as before.

"Well, didn't you say that fish was delicious. Fish."

The long teeth withered again, and said slowly, "On the way back..."

"What happened on the way back?"

Changya backed away without a trace while talking: "On the way back, because I was too hungry..." Changya raised his eyes and glanced at Lin Chuxi, and said the last sentence: "I couldn't hold back... I ate the fish .”

In the next second, the Gabrin shark was sent flying at the speed of light again.The mermaid's angry infrasound echoed in the deep sea for a long time.

"You son of a bitch, it's best not to appear in front of me recently, or I'll tear you down to the bones!"