Rescue the vicious heroine

The audience in the audience looked dazed and shed tears one after another, looking like they were alive after a catastrophe.

The host also wiped away tears and said: "For the first time, I feel that I am so close to hell. The feeling of narrow escape is really rare."

Li Qing: "... Is my singing really that scary?" This kind of singing, which is comparable to a mental attack, is even more serious than when I was in junior high school! ! _(:3)∠)_

"Su Xue, what do you think of my singing?" Li Qing looked hopefully at the only person who did not lose his composure.

Su Xue smiled softly, Li Qing seemed to be able to see the holy light emanating from her body.

Su Xue said: "It's not bad, I think you sing very well." While talking, she pulled off the earphones she was wearing.

Li Qing: "...!!" Please don't do this qaq

The next one to sing was the male lead. Although the singing of the male lead was not very good, some parts were obviously out of tune, but against the backdrop of Li Qing's singing, everyone felt that the male lead's singing sounded like the sound of nature.

The last one to take the stage was Su Xue. In fact, in many novels, the setting of the female supporting role is somewhat higher than that of the main heroine. It is only because of the lack of aura that she is overshadowed by the light of the heroine.

And Su Xue is similar, she is actually a person who is very good at singing and acting.

As soon as Su Xue spoke, Li Qing immediately felt that the two men in front were not on the same level as her, it was so sweet that she was a little intoxicated by the singing.

The result of the final vote was Su Xue first, male lead second, male second third, and Li Qing fourth... In fact, the male lead singer was not as good as the second male lead, but because he sang after Li Qing, he took the lead. A little cheap.

The host said with a bit of excitement: "Next is the long-awaited punishment session, Li Qing."

Li Qing: "Ah, ah, hurry up and announce it!" It's really tormented, it feels like you're going to be punished.

The host took out a note from the box and read: "You can choose whether the princess will hold anyone present until the end of the game, or take the single-plank bridge over there."

Hearing the words, the male lead and the second male lead breathed a sigh of relief, they were almost the ones who had to accept such a punishment, but fortunately Li Qing's singing was too ugly.

Li Qing turned his head to look, and sure enough there was a pool over there, with a single-plank bridge shaking violently and spinning on it...the only way to go up is to fall, and the strange thing is that the water in the pool is intertwined with various colors The stained dye, if dropped, is simply a stain on life.

As for the princess hug... Li Qing was very satisfied with his cheating, and immediately said: "Then I will choose the princess hug."

The host was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "If you can't pick it up or let go halfway, you still have to walk on the single-plank bridge."

"I'm very firm!" Li Qing said as he hugged Su Xue next to him, his movements were quick and firm, as if what she was hugging was not a living person but a doll.

Su Xue was taken aback by her, and then a few traces of blush appeared on her face, looking a little embarrassed.

The host was shocked, "Is Su Xue too light or your strength is too strong... No, I think it is the latter. It seems that you can make a contribution to our country's weightlifting cause."

Li Qing: "...Hi!!"

The next step is the quiz.

The host took out a piece of paper and asked: "The following is the first question, who is the most famous actor who plays calcium tablets in our country."

Li Qing: "..." Damn it, the scale of your show is too big!Can this kind of thing be brought out and asked openly? Is it an honor to take calcium tablets? !

Unexpectedly, the male lead who kept saying that he is a straight man answered first.The way Li Qing looked at him suddenly changed.

The male protagonist noticed Li Qing's eyes and immediately became angry, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"No, no..." Li Qing hurriedly looked away, but the image of the male protagonist in her heart as an actor has already...

"Second question, who is the most famous Lily actor in our country."

Li Qing: "..." I've had enough...

Su Xue answered the host's question calmly, without any surprise, and by the way, Li Qing is still hugging her.

Li Qing: "..." Su Xue, I don't want to know why you understand this kind of thing at all.

"The third question, the domain of the known function y=f(x) is [0, 2], find the domain of the function f(|2x-1|)."

Li Qing: "Hello!" This question is suddenly too serious!She obviously felt that she had reviewed it before time travel, but now she couldn't think of the answer all at once.

The second male number actively raised his hand to answer this question, but he didn't expect him to be a top student.

Li Qing gritted her teeth, now she is the only one who didn't answer the question, don't be reduced to the bottom one as miserable as before_(:3)∠)_

"The fourth question, the three golds are called Xin, the three waters are called Miao, and the three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called?"

Li Qing was stunned for a moment, isn't this question just a brain teaser that has been used rottenly!She could easily recite the answer, so Li Qing rushed to answer: "The answer is life-saving."

The host looked at Li Qing regretfully, "Wrong."

Li Qing was dumbfounded, "What, the answer is obviously that..." What is wrong _(:3)∠)_

Su Xue said: "If I'm not mistaken, the answer should be 'there is no such word'"

Li Qing: "..." Wait, this answer is too rash ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

The host applauded: "Congratulations, you got the answer right."

Li Qing: "Hey..." Li Qing didn't know whether to cry or laugh...

"The fifth question, what is the full name of the crazy yoghurt that sponsored our show?" The host said: "If you answer this question correctly, I will give you ten boxes of crazy yoghurt. You'd better s Choice."

Li Qing was powerless, inserting the advertisement so aboveboard, Li Qing almost gave up on the treatment and said, "Is it Kuangba cool hanging fried sky sour yogurt?"

"Congratulations, you got the answer right." The host smiled brightly, "Don't forget to take those ten boxes of yogurt with you when the show is over."

Li Qing was stunned, "...Did I get the answer right?"

"That's right." The host said: "Look at your stupid appearance, are you delusional?"

Li Qing quickly shook his head, this brand is too curious, what the boss of the company is thinking, he can't look directly at it.But anyway, she got the question right, as long as she worked harder, she might be able to get rid of the fate of being the last one.

"The sixth question, what is the name of the latest device developed by our country that can support same-sex birth for men and women?"

Su Xue thought for a while and replied, "Is it xxxxx?"

The host said: "Yes, it seems that Su Xue is very knowledgeable."

Su Xue smiled and said: "Not really, I just saw the news a few days ago." In fact, her shopping mall is about to introduce this instrument→_→

Li Qing thought blankly, is this the sorrow of the time traveler? She doesn't know anything about the local affairs!She even made a sexual child out of it, so I can't complain...

"The seventh question, how much is the price of a bottle of the crazy yogurt that sponsored our show? The crazy yogurt is the best yogurt in country X."

The male protagonist said without thinking: "Three soft sister coins!"

The host was surprised: "It seems that xx is a loyal fan of our crazy yogurt."

Li Qing: "..." This is the second time to advertise!

"The eighth question, in your filming of "Cinderella Fighting Bai Fumei", what is the age of the old lady that the heroine helped at the beginning?"

Li Qing: "..." If I remember correctly, the name is "Cinderella Overlord Bai Fumei", it's really okay to mispronounce the title of the play so casually.

But this question really stumped everyone. The old lady's age was just mentioned in one stroke, and I really don't remember it very clearly.

"82 years old." The male number two suddenly said in a very firm tone.

"That's right, congratulations." The host said, "How do you remember it so clearly?"

The second male lead's face turned half dark, "Because there wasn't any suitable stand-in actor at the time, I was the one who played the old lady..."

Host: "...you are also very hardworking."

"The next question is, what is the fastest way to turn ice into water?"

Li Qing suspected that this was a brain teaser again, but the answer was wrong last time, this time it should be: "Put it on the fire?" Now she is the only one who is worth one point, if she answers this question again, she will lose her life tragedy.

"Wrong, what a pity." The host sighed.

"The answer is to remove the two dots in the word Bing," the male number two replied.

The host smiled and said, "Congratulations, you got the answer right. Our session is finally over, and we're going to enter the punishment session."

Li Qing: "..." Ciao, this is a proper differential treatment! !

"This time, there are two choices for punishment. One is to carry Su Xue to walk on the single-plank bridge, and the other is to carry Su Xue on her back to climb rocks. How will Li Qing choose?" The host said such a terrifying expression with a harmless expression. if.

Li Qing turned his head and saw that there was a huge rock climbing wall at some point in the field, which seemed to be about 20 meters high, and there was a single-plank bridge rotating at high speed on the ground next to it...

"I choose rock climbing." Li Qing chose this decisively. No matter how you look at it, the single-plank bridge cannot be walked by humans.

Li Qing carried Su Xue on his back, and after the ropes were tied to the two of them, Li Qing climbed up in one breath.

The host just said, "It's hard to climb 20 meters... Hey!! Li Qing has already climbed up!!"

Li Qing wiped the sweat from her forehead. For a person like her, a height of 20 meters is nothing.

Su Xue still looked shocked, her face turned pale a lot, and she felt like strangling Li Qing to death.

Seeing Li Qing and Su Xue who came down safe and sound, the host's eyes drifted away, "I didn't expect you to be such a master."

The male lead immediately grabbed the second male lead, and said in a low voice: "This woman is too insidious. She deliberately couldn't answer such a mentally retarded question. She must be trying to gain the limelight. We can't let her succeed!"

The second male: "...then what do you want?"

"In this way, we will lose on purpose next time." The hero thought he was very witty, but actually he suggested stupidly.

The second man nodded, "Then let's do it."

The next link is the last link of this program.

In this link, the host randomly selects a certain segment of the TV series, and then that group of contestants will act according to that segment.

Li Qing and Su Xue drew a very common place where the male protagonist and the second male lead quarrel over the female protagonist, and their acting was useless.

The next thing the male protagonist draws is the part of 'picking up soap'.

The two read lines to each other expressionlessly, the effect was simply horrible, making people wonder if they entered the crew through the back door.

The host couldn't help asking: "It seems that your acting skills are not very good today."

The male lead had already thought of an explanation for himself, "As a straight man with integrity, I've never been very good at playing rot."

The second male also said: "I've been wondering what it means to pick up soap... I didn't concentrate."

So as a matter of course, the male protagonist and the male second entered the punishment link.

While the hero was waiting for the host to propose two punishments to choose from, the host gave them each a pair of thongs with an angelic smile.

The male protagonist looked at the leopard-print thong in his hand, and said in surprise and anger: "This is..."

"Put it on your head." The host said, "This is the punishment this time."

The male number two looked at the pink peach heart thong in his hand, and was on the verge of collapse.

******

This time the show ended perfectly, and everyone packed up their things and prepared to go back. The male protagonist washed his face in the bathroom angrily, deeply feeling that he had been insulted.

"You actually asked me to wear that dirty thing, the host must have done it on purpose!!"

At this moment, the door was slammed shut, and the male lead saw the second male lead in the mirror.

Thinking of the male lead who was wearing a pink peach heart thong just now, the male lead rarely felt guilty, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake this time...but the most important thing is that the host is not good!"

"I know." The second man said expressionlessly.

"It's great that you know, we are still friends." The hero said happily.

"But just because I know it doesn't mean I can forgive you," said the male second.

The male protagonist was angry: "Who wants you to forgive me, I am much more popular than you."

The second male sneered: "If I tell the media what you did in the crew, do you think your fans won't turn black?"

"What's the matter?" The male protagonist's eyes suddenly drifted, "I live well by myself, so what's the matter?"

The male lead just looked at him without saying a word, the male lead suddenly knelt down in guilt, and said sadly: "I'll give you whatever you want, as long as you don't say it."

"I don't want money." The second man hugged his chest and said, "I just want you to pick up a piece of soap."

Male protagonist: "...Eh?!"

******

It is said that three months after the show, the male lead and second male actors went abroad to get their licenses.

Later, when the two were interviewed, they both said that this show made them perfect. Since then, this variety show has also been dubbed a dating show for friends.

The author has something to say: The typhoon was blowing yesterday and I couldn’t connect to the Internet. My full attendance is over_(:3)∠)_

By the way, the current internet speed is really bad, I hate typhoon