Rescue the vicious heroine

Li Xiaohong is a best-selling author.

In fact, she is only 16 years old this year, and she is still a high school student.

The reason why she became a writer is also because of some inexplicable things that happened by mistake.

It has been several months since Li Xiaohong's last book "Cinderella and Snow White's Wonderful Journey into Another World" was completed, and she has not started writing a new work, so the editor has been calling her every day to urge her.

Li Xiaohong was so annoyed that she was so annoyed, her main job now was to draw the fanfic that will be sold at the comic exhibition next month, so how could she be in the mood to write a new book? That's right, Li Xiaohong's dream is actually to be a cartoonist...

But since the editor asked her to please her in a low (angry) voice (angrily) angrily, she had no choice but to mess around with it first.

Li Xiaohong glanced out of the window casually, her eyes darting around McLough and the sewer manhole cover next to her, a whimsical idea was born in her mind.

The male protagonist must have a tragic life experience and a tortuous fate, so let’s set a poor male protagonist who can only live in the sewer, and then give him a superpower casually.

Then if the opponent is decisively an alien, how tall and tall it will raise the grade of the whole article. Although it was said a few days ago that McLaugh's meat is moldy meat, but aliens and superhumans don't care So much, let's assume they all like to eat hamburgers.

After thinking about the setting so casually, Li Xiaohong started to write.

The editor almost fainted after reading the setting of Li Xiaohong's new article, but Li Xiaohong's will was very firm, insisting on writing such an article, the editor had to burst into tears thinking, "The reputation of our publishing house will be ruined by me. It's on my head..."

What I didn't expect was that this article unexpectedly became a bestseller after it was published, and soon sold the rights to change the film and television. The editor felt that he was out of touch with this era...

At the previous comic exhibition, none of Li Xiaohong's fans sold, so she had no choice but to go home with the book, and said angrily, "I'm a best-selling author, why can't my fans sell out! What is it?" What's wrong!!"

Didn't she just draw the r-18 comics of the witch and the little mermaid, and set the popular (?) tentacle elements for the witch, but no one bought qaq

Two months later, the editor called again to urge Li Xiaohong to write a new book.

Li Xiaohong had already prepared this time, and said excitedly: "Master Editor, I have finished writing the outline this time, let me show you."

The editor looked at the introduction with a delicate mood. This is actually a post-apocalyptic article. It is about a girl named Xiaohong who has amnesia and her friends enter the apocalypse, defeat the pig boss infected by the virus, and then Xiaohong recovers. She lost her memory and found out that she is not from Earth, and she is the real boss.

Then Xiaohong was stabbed to death by her partner.

Editor: "Hey! Who is the protagonist of your book? Is the ending of the protagonist being killed really good! And the heroine's name in this book is really not your own name!"

"Don't you think the tragic ending is very tragic!" Li Xiaohong retorted: "This book is a collection of popular elements such as the end of the world, zombies, aliens, lilies, etc., and don't you think the emotional drama I wrote is very moving! The ending is How sad and memorable."

"...Sorry, I think I may not be from the same world as you." The editor felt old again.

A few months later, the book was published.

When the editor went to the street to buy groceries, he saw a few girls beside him holding a new book by Li Xiaohong and discussing it while wiping away tears.

"Ah, what a touching ending." "This book is really sad, and the emotional drama written by the author is as delicate as ever." "Although the ending is tragic, it unexpectedly makes people feel happy." .”

Editor: "..." Is what you and I are reading really the same book! !

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Ms. S, 26 this year, Li Xiaohong's editor.

In fact, she didn't want to be Li Xiaohong's editor-in-chief at all, but now she did it out of nowhere.

Ms. S's biggest distress is Li Xiaohong's negative attitude towards the new book and the wonderful plot of her novel.

To be honest, Miss S thought it was a miracle that such a book could sell well, but she had to get used to such miracles happening again and again.

"Master Editor, I know you have been troubled by something for a long time." Li Xiaohong said seriously.

"What's the matter?" Miss S said, "Could it be that you're still eating McDonald's since the news last time?"

"No...it's about the sale of my book..." Li Xiaohong felt that the editor's brains were a little bigger, although she was really not afraid of death and just ate hamburgers, "I'll tell you this time You answer."

"Hmm..." Ms. S listened carefully to Li Xiaohong's words.

"Actually, I discovered it." Li Xiaohong said solemnly: "The book I wrote has a kind of brainwashing ability, which can make people forget logic after reading it. No matter what kind of plot it is, they will find it very good. But you, editor Not brainwashed by that ability."

Miss S: "...Although you are a writer, I think you should read less novels."

"Don't disbelieve my words! Otherwise, I'll write a new book for you to read!" Li Xiaohong hurriedly said, "An article about a secret agent traveling to the countryside to kill pigs can be a bestseller, don't you believe it?"

"Do you want to speak for some pig factory..." Ms. S suspected that Li Xiaohong had some indissoluble feud with pigs.

A few months later, this new book was also published. Ms. S specially went to the street to watch, and she found that many people holding this strange new book were excitedly wiping their tears, as if they hadn't noticed the strange plot at all.

"It's great. After reading this book, I also want to open a pig farm in the countryside." "Me too. By the way, I now think that the manager who runs a pig farm is much taller than the president." "o( *////▽////*)q”

"...This matter is actually true!" Ms. S also believed what Li Xiaohong said a few days ago, and she ran to Li Xiaohong's house excitedly, "Xiaohong, I didn't expect you to have such a superpower." Ability, you must write more new books in the future!" She can also become the editor of a super best-selling author, get promoted and raise her salary to marry rich and handsome o(*////▽////*)q.

"I'm sorry, I won't write new books anymore." Li Xiaohong showed a bright smile to Miss S, "I decided to go to the countryside to open a pig farm, because I found out that my true love is actually a pig farm."

Ms. S: "..." Ah...why does she feel that this development is not unfolding at all.

"Ring ring ring—" the alarm clock sounded, Miss S sat up suddenly from the bed, she hugged the quilt and breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, what happened just now was really just a dream, superpowers and pig raising or something How could it happen? Hahahaha."

So Ms. S turned on the computer, and saw the email Li Xiaohong sent her at a glance. On it was a photo of Li Xiaohong hugging a pig with one hand and smiling gently with a kitchen knife in the other.

"..." Let the pig go, please.

The author has something to say: Anyway, it’s very inexplicable... (_ゝ｀) Am I just trying to get a cp for Li Xiaohong...