We got married

Run away: Why should I form a cp with such a vicious person?don't want!

Lan Yin: qaq evildoer sama don't want it, Han Qi sama is actually very warm...

Run away: qaq cheats paper!It's not that I don't know that poisonous tongue. When he and Jiujiu acted together in the drama, his mouth was poisonous and hot, and he was very difficult to deal with!

Run away: qaq twist~ Don't do CP with that poisonous tongue!Change silver!Change to silver!

Lanyin: →_→Monster sama, do you think it is possible to change husbands in the bridal chamber?

Run away: qaq don't want... 555...

The above scene, of course, happened at the scene of the first issue of "Wo Knot".Don't doubt it, it is absolutely impossible for a temporary change of attack to happen.

That's why Runaway was so horrified when he found out that the person he was cp with was the poisonous tongue king Hanqi, and wanted to give himself some wax.

Speaking of Han Qi, there are actually not many works in the online distribution circle, at most it can be regarded as a little pink.The most famous one is "Three Gus", which is a collaboration with the master cv Qingmeizhujiu of [Xiaoyaolou].

This radio drama was first written by an author with a big brain, and then it was picked up by a planner with an equally big brain, and then, there was a whole crew of brainy members.

The story is about Tang Bohu who is most familiar to people ordering Qiuxiang, and the person who cooks wine with green plums plays the role of Tang Bohu who is suave and suave, but Qiuxiang in the play is no longer a woman, but Qiuye, the most famous teacher in Washington DC. Still very transparent Han Qi.

Before that drama, not many people knew Han Qi, because his voice was too clear and cold, and most of the books didn't have suitable roles for him.However, this "Three Guess" seems to be tailor-made for him. The autumn leaves in it are arrogant and awkward, and sometimes have a vicious tongue.If I hadn't met such a suave, cheeky scumbag, I really don't know who would have such great ability and such a good appetite to take him away.

Escaping is because he has heard of "Three Guesses". At that time, Green Plum Boiled Wine was shown in the group in advance and he had just made a demo. His first reaction was that his voice was so clear and clear. Ao, it's like the rhythm of jumping out every minute to grab the show.Fortunately, there is our family's heroic and mighty Ninth Prince, otherwise how could it be possible to overwhelm such a person?

However, at the time, he really never thought that one day a few years later, he would have a cp with this little vicious tongue in front of thousands of fans, and record their husband and wife life in a serious manner.This plot is simply unscientific.

Speaking of the opening show of "Wo Knot", Lan Yin was full of bitterness in planning, and was always worried about inviting guests.Inviting too big a guest is afraid of being said to hug the thigh, and inviting a more transparent guest will not get too much publicity.Moreover, the recording time of the program is so long, new ones are released every week, and there are strict requirements for the time of CVs, which makes many CVs who are originally interested but have a lot of pitfalls in their hands discouraged (in fact, they are discouraged).

When it comes to the group CP, it is even more melancholy.If a famous CV is invited, if the other one invites an unpopular CV, there will be a stark contrast between the fans on both sides, and it will inevitably be embarrassing at the scene.If both parties invite big names, then it will be even more embarrassing. Although there is no box office and salary for being caught, but which one is paid better, and which one's name is mentioned in the front, it will be wrong if you make a mistake. Something went wrong.

After considering all the problems and entanglements, Lanyin and Nihong discussed carefully, and then made a special rule for the show: before the scene opens, it will be kept secret to the outside world, and no information about the main character will be disclosed. Cv himself doesn't know who he will form cp with in the show.

In this way, it can not only maintain the sense of mystery, create suspense, but also avoid some troubles. It is definitely a good way for the crew to study for a long time.

So, when Escaped Sama appeared on the scene of the first episode of "Wo Knot" alone, I was still a little nervous and accompanied by a little anticipation.

Knowing that there might be face-to-face and other things later, the crew will probably choose someone who is in the same city as him.However, a certain evildoer thought and thought, but still couldn't remember which Gongyin in the circle was in the same city as him.For this matter, the little devil Luo Keke even laughed at him for a while, saying that he went to the dating show to find a husband on impulse, why didn't he just open a post on Little Pink to throw hydrangea balls to recruit relatives, which saves effort and is topical, it must be the headline.

Of course, I really didn't have any idea about "Wo Jie" when I signed up. I just thought it was fun for a while, and the pit at hand was just filled, so I had enough time to make it a bit boring.

The little devil has always been talkative and unintentional, but the little devil has always been both mouthful and hearty. The two of them pinched back and forth in private, and finally came to the conclusion that the little devil must also sign up. Once the crew really let the two of them form CP, the two Individuals can win or lose in terms of offense and reception.

However, when he really arrived at the scene, facing the ever-increasing number of listeners on the channel, his heart was still beating like a drum, constantly beating back and forth.

(￣_￣|||) Up to now, we haven’t said who CP is, so he really chose the little devil, right?

As the first person to appear on the stage, he was hugged by Lanyin, introduced himself, and then sang.When it comes to escape sama, it has always been known in the circle for its evil voice, even if it barely matches the attack, it must be the evil attack.As for singing, it has always been "xx fox", "xx demon" and the like, and it has always been unconventional.

But on such an occasion, it's the first time I've seen it, so naturally I can't choose songs casually.Escaping chose the Japanese version of "If Without You" against his will. The song was affectionate and soft, gentle and tender, as if he was a different person.

At the end of the song, the mysterious main character Gong was put on a vest and was hugged into the mic. He didn't introduce himself first, but directly started the complaint mode: "So today is not [I knot], but a cosplay competition?"

"Eh? What's the situation?" Lan Yin obviously couldn't keep up with the main character Gong's train of thought.

The main character Gong raised a serious question: "How can an evildoer sing such a wife's song?"

"..." Lanyin suddenly felt unable to get up, and since the moment a certain evildoer heard that extremely cold voice, he felt that his whole body was frozen by ice, and he could almost imagine that he would be eaten dry immediately. Erase the tragic fate.

Thus, there is the scene at the beginning of this chapter.Taking advantage of Poison Tongue's self-introduction and prose recitation (Poison Tongue said that he can't sing), the evildoer privately poked the planner's girl, complaining and rolling, wishing that the crew could directly replace him or Poison Tongue.

Lanyin took it easy and solemnly went to YY to screenshot a picture and send it to Mr. Yaoxie, asking him to look at it carefully.

Lanyin: Monster sama, look at the people on the channel.Today is the first live show, and a total of 3897 people came.

run away: qaq

Lanyin: No one knows how many of these 3000 people are here for you, how many are for the show itself, and how many are for Hansama.But there's only one thing I'm sure of: everybody's there for the whole show.

Lanyin: This performance may not be a success, it may have such and such flaws, and it may be a failure from planning to publicity.But this show must go on, for everyone's original vision and wish, for everyone's painstaking efforts, of course, and more importantly for these people who are watching the show today.

Run away: qaq...

Lanyin: The monstrous sama, so, please——

Run away: qaq Xiaoshanfeng, I said it, I know...

So, full of grievances, he ran away and crawled back to the channel interface, listening to his future husband recite an overly affectionate love poem in a too cold voice, feeling that his whole body is not good.

A certain evildoer silently complained in his heart: hold your hand, let's grow old together!What a beautiful sentence, why do you read it coldly, as if you are going to fight someone desperately?

Thinking about it this way, when he was on the mic, he ran away to cheer himself up, and mercilessly spoke his heart out: "Han sama's voice is so cold, isn't it appropriate to read love poems?" Someone followed in the channel There was booing on the public screen, everyone said that Han Qi's love poem was read too coldly, without emotion, especially like reading a memorial speech.

A certain evildoer was so happy in an instant, it wished to raise its tail to the sky, and then slammed it into the face of Mr. Poison Tongue.

Unexpectedly, Han Qi immediately gave him and the whole channel people a literature class with a popular science nature, and the lecture was the famous "Book of Songs Beifeng Drumming".

From the cruel reality of war, he talked about the relationship between the prosperity of the country and the lives of the people. He was simple and lofty, and then raised to the height of human nature, talking about life, talking about individuals, talking about humanism, and expressed his point of view: Later generations think that sentence Holding hands and not holding hands is a love poem, which is obviously a fallacy!Not deep!Inhuman!Ignorant and naive!

These words are literally in the middle of the tongue, every word and every word, so that everyone in the channel looks at him with admiration... No, no, no, they are actually raised eyebrows.

But... who can jump out and say he's wrong?How many people have not always thought that this itself is a love poem?

So everyone applauded one after another, slapping and slapping, and then urged the program group to quickly proceed with the following procedures (it's all for the fun, don't let the vicious tongue continue to torture everyone with the small literature lecture + _+).

The subsequent process is generally to play the masterpieces and recordings of both parties, and introduce various aspects by the way.

Han Qi's masterpiece is the "Three Gus" CP of cooking wine with green plums, with a cold and poisonous voice, sometimes mean but not bitter.

It’s not the first time I’ve heard this "Three Guesses", but the feeling I have now is completely different from when I heard it a few years ago: No matter how arrogant and venomous he is in front of Jiujiu, he can be pushed down easily, Why is it that I am the one who is going to be eaten in front of me?unfair! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Fleeing while listening to his recordings, he flipped through Du Niang, looked around carefully, and found that although his future "husband-in-law" was full of obvious cynical characteristics in the literature lecture just now, he was actually citing classics. I didn't make a single mistake, and it's even better than a textbook, a Xinhua dictionary better than a Xinhua dictionary, and an encyclopedia better than an encyclopedia!

In the final analysis, Poison Tongue Hanqi is actually a very talented person. In the words of the ancients, he is a person who knows astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, literature, classics and martial arts, and is a rapeseed person who stands by himself.

It's a pity that the viciousness of his tongue is directly proportional to his talent and voice, which also explains why his number of fans has always maintained a delicate balance after being in the circle for so many years: on the one hand, he gained fans because of drama and talent, and on the other hand, because of his poisonous tongue Dropping fans is really an exquisite and rigorous mathematical template.

At the end of the show, the two were pulled into the crew at the same time, and the scholar-bureaucrats all booed and asked the monstrous sama to call him Mr.

Escaping also knew that he was not offensive enough, looked at Han Qi's slogan, typed two words with his mouth flattened, only to find out that he was not typing "Xianggong" but "Xianggong" after sending it out.

(￣▽￣”) This really expresses the good wishes of a certain evildoer.

Unexpectedly, Han Qi didn't have a harsh tongue, but replied: Very good, this title is novel and interesting.

A certain evildoer felt that he had been ridiculed, and clenched his fists very unhappy: "We must find a way to drag it out, and see how he can avenge himself at that time!"Get rid of the poisonous tongue!

A few weeks later, when he had forgotten all the unhappiness and happily talked about "comparison attack", he actually didn't remember what vow he had made.

So much so that when Lanyin excitedly ran to tell him that he had decided to use His Royal Highness Jiujiu as the main character for the second phase, he also expressed in surprise that Jiujiu was still out of town and could not be contacted, so it was impossible to sign up by himself. .

Lan Yin gritted his teeth at him, and recalled a dark and stormy night in a tone of wanting to help him rise every minute. He volunteered to sign up for His Highness Ninth Prince to be the main character of the second phase of [My Knot]. Patting his chest, he promised that His Highness the Ninth Prince would definitely agree to attend and would push the show to a new level.

Fragments of memory were being pieced together, a certain evildoer was startled, and said blankly that he would find a way to achieve it.Turning around, he ran to tell Han Qi everything.

Run away: qaq is attacking each other... I was wrong, I told Xiao Shanfeng a while ago that I would call Jiujiu to participate in the second phase...

Han Qi: Well, what's wrong?

Run away: qaq I didn't get in touch with Jiujiu, and then...he disappeared, I don't know when he will come back...

Han Qi: The second phase will take some time to prepare, and he should be able to come back by then.

Run away: qaq But I signed up for him without reporting to him...

Han Qi: Don't be afraid, it's okay to kill first and then play.

run away: qaq

Han Qi: He doesn't think too much about it, he just forgets about it.It's okay to wait until he comes back.

Hence the opening of this article, where someone finds himself on the show as soon as he gets home.With His Highness Nine, Consort Nine, many stories unfolded.

o(*////▽////*)q In a word, thank you evildoer sama!

No one knew that Han Qi was actually a very gentle person, because of his gentleness, no matter how sharp his tongue was, he actually treated people very well.

A certain evildoer is not like the heartless slag Gong Your Highness, if you taste it carefully, you will know the difference between people, and you will know that behind those sharp teeth is actually the softest tongue.

The author has something to say: I promised that the second episode will be released~~~~~(≧▽≦)/~