We got married

Breakfast for the two of them was settled in a time-honored steamed stuffed bun shop in the city center. It was from this steamed stuffed bun shop that someone went out with Lin Xi for the first time. Looking back now, in a trance, in less than two months, everything Everything has changed.

Walking around the city center after dinner, someone has a very high standard of clothing and appearance, so two people wandered from one floor to another, and someone is still empty-handed, and has nothing to match.

Instead, Lin Xi bought a pair of portable travel mugs, one blue and one pink, with various pastries and candies clearly painted on them in a girly style.

Someone glanced at it, and said very rudely: "It's really ugly, don't use it for me then."

Lin Xi nodded with a smile: "I remember that Xiao Zhou seems to be thinking about buying a cup recently, so I'll give it to him when I go back."

"No!" Someone snatched one of the travel mugs, took a look at the color, pushed it back and grabbed another one.

"No, I want the blue one!"

"Don't you want it? Come to grab me again?"

"No matter, I want it again, give me the blue one! Give me the pink one for the towels and toothbrush at home, motherfucker!"

The two scrambled for cups in the street for a while, and no longer went to eat some foreign-style French food like last time. They bought sushi directly on the side of the road.

A certain person took a peek at the people around him, his manner was still elegant, his brows were light, as if it would turn into phantom-like bubbles in the next second, but he was warm and kind, so real that people knew that he could always rely on one place.

A certain person was planning to take Lin Xi to the movies, but suddenly remembered that he was going to appear on the set that night. If he had a romantic dinner after watching the movie, the entire crew would probably fire him.Therefore, the movie theater was temporarily changed to a bookstore in Gaoda, which was simply the best choice for a high school student.

Although a certain person is an out-and-out scumbag, he is actually a true academic master in essence.With a good memory and quick response, you can pass any exam with only one month of preparation time.

Entering the bookstore, a scumbag who turned into a top student swam like a fish in water to his heart's content in the ocean of books, um, well, in fact, he just walked from one bookshelf to another, looking and looking, turning and turning, all kinds of wandering.

It wasn't until the search was almost over that someone remembered to look for Lin Xi.Going around the rows of books, at the end of the aisle, a figure stopped in front of the window. He was tall, but not thin. The book in his hand was turned a third, and his expression was very focused, as if time had stood still.

Someone suddenly feels that this is the real way to read a book, without any impetuousness, very pure.He stood aside, hesitating whether to interrupt the scene in front of him, but Lin Xi had already raised his head to look at him: "Are you finished?"

Someone nodded. For some reason, he felt like a puppy being dragged out for a walk by his owner, waiting for him to finish his fun, and the owner who was waiting aside would take him home.In fact, this kind of association is very exciting, and someone suddenly feels a little pitiful.

Lin Xi closed the book casually, and someone glanced at it: "The World as Will and Appearance"?Isn't this a legendary work that only exists in the list of philosophical books?

Someone who was wearing a school bully just now suddenly felt that he was weak =口=

Back home, the two of them were busy with their own business.Someone was thinking about the scene and the voiceover, so while Lin Xi wasn't paying attention, he hid in the room and flipped through the script, intending to get more familiar with the plot.

After simply flipping through the script, someone suddenly remembered Xishan's dry voice lying on the computer.Well, it's still early, why don't you listen to the dry sound of your own cp first?

A certain person thought so, and planned to turn over the dry voice, just clicked the mouse a few times, and Lin Xi knocked on the door outside.

Guiltyly hid the freshly planted wheat, someone hurried over to open the door, Lin Xi held a plate of fruit outside the door: "Eat some fruit to help digestion." On the delicate plate, all kinds of fruits were carefully cut into pieces. There is a small piece that is easy to eat, and a pair of cute little forks are stuck on it.

Look~ What kind of horse is a wife?This is exemplary.Someone silently clicked 32 likes, stretched out his arms and hugged Lin Xi and smiled: "It's nice to have fruit."

Lin Xi hit him with the hand that was not holding the fruit: "So do you want to eat fruit or people?"

Someone insisted: "Eat two together."

Having said that, a certain scumbag still remembered that he was about to open the scene.So I got tired of it for a while, and returned to the computer with a mouthful of fruit in my mouth, it was so sweet that the juice was about to flow out.

The opening music played, and the neon embraced the guests on both sides. [Xiaoyao Tower] Here is a certain His Royal Highness taking the lead, followed by the demon Rococo and Escape.Of course, there is also his own princess.

On the other hand, only Han Qi was alone at the bottom of Mai Xu, it was the rhythm of being overwhelmed by the crowd.A certain person remembered the last handover between himself and [Rain at the Night], so he couldn't help but gloated and lit a candle for the poisonous tongue.

Of course, the next link is to never fill the hole if it can be pitted, and never turn on the lamp if it can be dark.The requests made by several people were trickier and more difficult than the last.Some let Han Qi attack and suffer from alphabet tricks, some make Han Qi think of tongue twisters, and some make Han Qi say telemarketing phrases like house price sale in an affectionate tone, it couldn't be more tortured. .

Although Han Qi had a poisonous tongue, he was no match for the siege of a group of people, and was soon defeated, even his voice was not as sharp as usual.

A certain person laughed and listened to the scene where the poisonous tongue was being tortured, and turned off the microphone to poke the planning girl.

Why did you choose to be at the scene?That is of course to clear the relationship, and firmly show that I am really not a trumpet~

Dongpo Rou: Is Sister Guoguo there?I'm here to give a dry voice~

Hong Guoguo: Oh, Xiaozheng is so good, come here, give the little sister a kiss~

Hong Guoguo: But why are you swollen at this time to hand in the dry voice?

Dongpo Rou: Isn’t this the right time?

Hong Guoguo: Of course it’s not right, it’s the live time between the Great God and His Highness, although today’s protagonists are not the two of them, but everyone is listening, don’t you?

Dongpo Meat: To your finger, I’m Su Xishan sama’s brain fan, I’m not happy to hear that he’s showing affection with others...

Hongguoguo: low oil, tiger touch~

Hong Guoguo: Xiaozheng, please be careful. Although His Highness is a scumbag, he usually takes special care of those around him. Be careful that he will pia you if he finds out.

Dongpo pork: qaq

Hong Guoguo: Speaking of Xiaozhengtai, did you listen to the Ganyin I gave you yesterday?

Dongporou: I’ve heard it~ Great God Zun is great, every sentence is so wonderful~

Hong Guoguo: Er... I actually want to say that the dry voice was wrong yesterday, and what I gave you yesterday was the dry voice of sesame paste sama...

Dongpo pork: qaq

A certain person almost wanted to run away, but after thinking about it, he was afraid of losing his vest, so he desperately held on to the half-lost vest and crawled back.

Dongpo Rou: Aww, I was wrong...

Hong Guoguo: →_→ What is the matter with the swelling, let me tell you the truth!

Dongpo Meat: qaq actually...

Red fruit: →_→

Dongpo Rou: qaq is actually a fan of His Royal Highness Su...

Hong Guoguo:! ! !

Dongpo Meat: qaq...

(Someone's inner monologue: tat must expose others, otherwise we won't be able to play happily together, ouch——)

Hong Guoguo: Emma, ​​I finally met a bosom friend!I have loved His Highness for many years, I grew up listening to his plays!

Dongpo Meat: Me too!I’ve heard all of Your Highness’s dramas, they’re great, brilliant, and loving~~~

(Someone's inner monologue: Σ(っ°Д°;) っWhat is the situation?)

Hong Guoguo: Ever since I joined the club, I haven’t dared to mention that I’m starchy. Now I can finally talk about being rude!I am plain starch, starch starch starch!

Dongpo Meat: I am a vegetarian, I am a vegetarian, I am also a vegetarian~~~

(Someone's internal monologue: Hey, starch, fans have nicknames when God is horse? Why don't I know?)

Hong Guoguo: ~(≧▽≦)/~I’m so happy, holding Xiao Zhengtai in circles~

Dongpo Meat: ~(≧▽≦)/~Happy together, going around with Sister Guoguo~ I’m a vegetarian boy, you have to hug Sister Guoguo~~~

Hong Guoguo: Humo Xiaozhengtai, the porridge teamed up with others to form CP, it couldn't be more cruel.

Dongpo Meat: qaq also Suguoguo sister understands, loves you, mua~~~

Red fruit: mua~

His Royal Highness was overwhelmed by his acting skills and those girlish wavy lines, wishing he could give himself 32 likes for this happy ending, no, no, no, 64 likes are enough.

I finished busy with the dry sound problem here, and switched to the yy channel, just in time for me to give Han Qi a question.A certain Highness opened the microphone and said solemnly: "Everyone has had so many problems, and it's getting late, so I won't embarrass Xiaohan anymore. How about this, you sing a song to make everyone good night."

It was a unique good night song, and everyone who watched the channel that night said that it was definitely an unforgettable melody.This song should only exist in the sky, how many times can the world hear it?

Well, well, the fact is that everyone was scared by Han Qi's singing, even someone who specially proposed a good night song was no exception.Halfway through the singing, the number of people on the channel suddenly decreased by half.Someone has no doubt that the remaining half of the people also quietly turned down their voices like themselves, or simply muted them.

Everyone in the industry knows that Han Qi, the poisonous tongue, has never sung. According to him, he can't sing. Now it seems that he has never been familiar with music.

After finally waiting for the chrysanthemum to be painted on the music on the mic, he ran away and suddenly turned on the mic and yelled: "Return the product, ah, no, it's a divorce!"

This is the first time that the little evildoer has been so stubborn since he met Poison Tongue Lord. He stood up straight with his small waist, and solemnly expressed that he must never marry a person who shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods.His Royal Highness didn't expect this to be the situation in front of him. He was just joking, so he just bullied Mr. Poison Tongue casually. As for the scene in front of him?Although it was a CP dubbed for the event, it wouldn't be so straightforward to say it face to face.

Han Qi let out a cold "hehe", and then the music on the microphone started again.The remaining half of the people on the channel also started to commotion, lower the volume?Mute?Someone just wanted to operate it, but was shocked again by the voice from the side of his ear: This voice—is it really the poisonous tongue?

It was a very long and awkward English rap. Han Qi was already articulate, and his clear voice was matched with European and American raps. The rhythm was clear and the words were clear. It couldn't be more beautiful. ?

Someone is sluggish, and everyone on the channel is also sluggish.

"Grandpa, you are amazing~" A certain evildoer came to his senses first, and rushed over to confess his love.

"Open it, return the product." Poison Tongue Jun noble and glamorously expressed his position.

"Elder-in-law, don't want to, I love you the most~" A certain evildoer rushed over again, and was not defeated by the poisonous tongue at all.

Everyone in the audience: "..."

Two people come and go, one is noble and glamorous, with a vicious tongue to the end, and the other is alluring and twists and turns, it simply pinches the hearts of the audience, and pinches them again, which is comparable to a bitter drama of dog blood.The number of people watching the channel has rapidly increased from half of the previous one, and it has risen higher and higher, almost exceeding the original peak.

Someone frowned, feeling that something was wrong.Seeing that the time was about to end, he cleared his throat and turned on the mic and said, "It's about time for you two to calm down. Is there any husband and wife homework to do later."

Escaping away, he changed his miserable image of the white lotus, and laughed loudly: "It's still ninety-nine smart. We both guessed it. If Xianggong doesn't sing at ordinary times, someone will definitely jump out and let him sing."

Han Qi snorted: "In order to sing the first song, I consumed a lot of brain cells, remember to make it up to me at night."

Audience: "=口="

The author has something to say: Have a good dream, Ann~~~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ (actually, this sentence is what I told myself) and then... I listened to English rap for a day today, and I feel that typing speed They've all been promoted~