We got married

When one comes home from get off work, one begins to take seriously one's sacred mission.

Remove the curtains, change the sheets, hide the photo frame, uh... forget about the walls, you can't just change the color temporarily, right?

After a lot of tossing around like this, when Lin Xi was preparing dinner, someone finally finished his task and sat in the seat opposite Lin Xi.

Lin Xi's craftsmanship has always been good, and the home-cooked meals always have a different taste in his hands.However, a certain person really couldn't eat this time, took the chopsticks, looked left and right, and his mind had already gone to the sky.

"Why, not to your liking?" Lin Xi asked.

"It suits your appetite, of course it suits your appetite." Someone hastily picked up a slightly yellowed slice and put it in his mouth.Huh?So spicy, it's not potato chips!

Lin Xi took a sip of the soup and concluded calmly: "That's ginger."

Someone frowned and complained: "Why are they cut like potato chips?"

"That's because you're distracted," Lin Xi looked at him amusedly, "If you're so absent-minded, it's because you're reluctant to leave any supervisor, right?"

"It's strange." Someone's face darkened.

The news of Director He's resignation spread throughout the company after the group meeting in the morning.When a certain person came back from having dinner with Lin Xi, Director He was already packing up his things in the office.

Someone pretended to mix with colleagues to say goodbye, but was left alone by Director He again.

"Pay attention to Lin Xi, you are not his opponent."

Someone raised an eyebrow: "Why should I be his opponent?"

When Director He left with his luggage in his arms, someone couldn't help but have a detour: this person has been emphasizing Lin Xi's matter, did he know about his relationship with Lin Xi, or did he really think that he would be eaten alive by Lin Xi? up?

Seeing that the smiles of the people in front of him faded away, it really had nothing to do with the word "opponent".What's more, once the case is over, turn around and leave, which is cooler than dew.

Right now, however, someone is most concerned about another matter.Speaking of it, there is really no suspense, just because this day is Friday.

Friday's scene has long been an unshakable routine.Someone originally planned to clear out the guest room for Lin Xi, so he could hide in the master bedroom and turn on the microphone, but now he hesitated: The scene is 8 o'clock, so why should he pretend to fall asleep at 8 o'clock and hide in the house? Open the scene?

How about pretending to be sick?A certain person started to wonder: Should he pretend to be weak and perform a 360-degree spin while actively rushing to wash the dishes, and then fall to the ground gorgeously, or is he covering his head while cleaning the table and pretending to have a headache?If you pretend too outrageously, will you be sent directly to the hospital?Or that guy is too cunning and will directly see through his acting skills?

Or... say you are sleepy and want to sleep first?It's only past 7 o'clock, isn't it too hypocritical?Talking about going to bed so early, Lin Xi wouldn't think that he was sending some kind of special invitation, right?

(>﹏<.) ~ A certain person turned around a few times, and suddenly became at a loss.

When Lin Xi cleared the table and washed the dishes, what she saw when she returned to the living room was someone sitting on the sofa, frowning in thought.

He smiled, with warmth overflowing from his lips: "Some things have just passed from the head office, I may be busy for a while at night."

Someone raised his head upon hearing the sound, first surprised, then surprised.When she wanted to hide, Lin Xi had already smiled at him and walked into the guest room that had just been tidied up for herself.

Someone looked at the hour hand on the wall which had already pointed to 9, paused for three seconds after Lin Xi closed the door, and then rushed back to his room, turned on the phone, surfed the Internet, and logged in to various communication software, especially in a smooth manner.

Well, it seems there is still some time.A certain person looked at the time reminder in the lower right corner of the screen, raised his eyebrows, went to the wine cabinet in the living room and poured himself half a glass of red wine. Just about to take a sip, he suddenly remembered the "roommate" next door, hesitated, and decided to drink He drank a cup of tea and walked over to knock on the door.

"Come in." Lin Xi's voice was as clear as water, but it was extremely pleasant to his ears.He pushed the door open and saw Lin Xi sitting at the old computer desk flipping through the documents. When he got closer, he turned his head and laughed: "What kind of combination are you doing?"

A certain person has half a glass of red wine in his left hand and a glass of green tea in his right, with a calm expression on his face: "Didn't you make tea specially because you thought you were going to work?"

Lin Xi took a sip of the tea, and commented: "The tea is good, and the room is well cleaned."

"Why don't you say that people are good?" A certain person squinted his eyes. If it wasn't for the on-site relationship, if he really wanted to push the person in front of him down, he would lose no matter what job he had.

For the content of the evening scene, Lanyin had already sent it to someone's mailbox, good night story, with a concise and relaxed theme.

[cv] ​​Run away: Yo, good night story, good theme~~~

[Propaganda] A small speaker: evildoer sama, I really can't bear to say...the theme this time really doesn't have any R-rated scenes at all, it's so pure that it's a mess!That's a "pure love" good night story!

[cv] ​​Run away: →_→ so virtuous?Unscientific!

[Propaganda] A small speaker: I heard that because of the crackdown, the rumors are tight, haven't you read the recent post names in YS that are all very funny...

[cv] ​​Run away: ╮(￣▽￣”)╭ I haven’t watched ys for many years.

[Planning] Lanyin: “In the topic of little pink, you have always been an evil thing.

[cv] ​​Run away: I am very, very, very, very satisfied with this point~

[Propaganda] A small loudspeaker: I, I, and I, looking at the two words above, I feel strange... It's over, I'm illiterate!

[cv] ​​Run away: →_→ so weak, visual force value is 5.

[Planning] Lanyin: “You are wrong, she has always been a scum with an attack value of 1000 and a defense value of 5.

[Propaganda] A small horn: turn your head.

[Planning] Lanyin: “Look~ it’s broken with one poke, how dare you compete with me for the direction of cp?My Daqingshan Party must v587!

[cv] ​​Plum Boiled Wine: Give v587 a thumbs up for Xiaoshanfeng~

[cv] ​​Xishan: ^_^

[cv] ​​Plum Boiled Wine: Yo~Princess~

[Director] Neon: Husband and wife files enter and exit at the same time~

[Propaganda] A small horn: It's so obvious to show affection!

[Planning] Lanyin: By the way, am I the only one who gets a cold shoulder when Xishan sama appears?

[Propaganda] A small trumpet: “Don’t do anything wrong, don’t be afraid——

[Planning] Lanyin: “You dare to say that Xishan sama is a ghost, it really can’t be darker.

[Propaganda] A small trumpet: ““I didn’t even say it, you’re admitting that you’ve done something wrong.

[Director] Neon: You two temporarily cease fire, remember, we are the crew of "Pure Love"!

[Director] Neon: The scene time is coming!Today's on-duty host is on the mic to warm up the show.

[Planning] Lanyin: You are the host on duty today!

[Propaganda] A small speaker: You are the host on duty today!

[Director] Neon:? !

Several people quickly moved to YY. Fortunately, Nihong has rich experience. Although he did not prepare in advance, he was able to calmly follow the crew's plan to warm up the stage smoothly, introduce briefly, and then hand over the rest of the work to tonight's protagonist.

For the smooth progress of the scene, the crew has selected some elegant and temperamental good night stories in advance, from the whispers between lovers to the perception of life, the writing style is soft, and it is warm to watch, especially in line with the small freshness of pure love style.

Xishan chose "A King's Love Story", accompanied by soft music, and read it slowly, the voice was as clear as the purest crystal, reflecting the thrilling love affair decades ago.

It is a love legend of a king. The young king who stepped on the throne always thinks of "getting one-hearted people and getting married".However, the reality is that the person he loves has been abandoned by the people of the time, and the church refuses to accept the marriage of a divorced woman.Fighting was useless, the king abandoned the crown and chose to leave with his sweetheart.No matter how important the world is, nothing is more important than love.The movie-like plot actually happened at a certain moment in history.

Xishan's voice was slightly lowered, talking about acquaintance, talking about mutual acquaintance, talking about the obstruction of external forces, talking about the struggle of two people, and then talking about choices, separation, staying together, and separation...

The simple story was no longer simple when it came to his mouth, and the tone was obviously plain, but it was clearly brewing indescribable emotions.

At the beginning, the public screen was cheerfully confessing to the Great God, or the cp party had nothing to do with each other, but later, it turned into a stream of tears, and everyone lined up neatly, showing crying expressions.

At the end of the reading, Nihong asked: "Why did Xishan sama choose this article?"

Xishan took a deep breath and replied: "When I was studying abroad, I went to Windsor in England, and I heard people tell their stories on the tree-lined road outside that castle. The local people don't like to talk about the Duke of Windsor. They think it is the Duke of Windsor. The disgrace of the royal family is a person who has abandoned the entire country, a coward who has no responsibility. Different angles, the story will always be different."

"I remember that both of them were buried in Windsor?" Ni Hong was also clear about the cause and effect of the story, so he asked again.

"Yes, when they were alive, they were not allowed to appear there at the same time, but they were finally buried there together after death." Xishan's voice was a little melancholy, no more, no less, just disturbing, so that it reached the following Mai Xu, a certain person hasn't recovered yet, and has been staring at the information that his mother just sent out.

"Your Highness, it's time for you to tell a story—" Neon called on the microphone.

Someone then turned on the small green light in front of the name, cleared his throat: "I'm sorry, the princess's story is so well told, I was fascinated by it."

"Your Highness, the story of the princess just now is sad and affectionate. What are you going to tell? It's also a tear gas bomb, right? The girls on the public screen are going to be sister Lin tonight." Ni Hong said half-jokingly.

"How come? I chose a fairy tale." Someone laughed.

Ni Hong hesitated and said, "I remember that the crew didn't make this preparation..."

"For this scene, I deliberately chose the story myself. Is it very sincere?" The smile on someone's face deepened.In fact, someone had been doing nothing for a week, so he did some special homework in advance.

The story chosen by a certain person really shocked the audience. It is definitely not a sweet and sour tear gas bomb, nor is it a bland lyric.

"A long, long time ago, there was a beautiful prince and princess who fell in love. They got married, had children, and had their own lives." Someone's beginning was very soothing, really like the rhythm of telling a fairy tale.

However, the girls who are familiar with their own life have discovered the mystery hidden in it.

——Hey, what a straightforward beginning.

——He was deceived by the upright beginning, and His Highness Zha Gong walked the upright route?

——A fairy tale, I have a bad feeling...

——Bad premonition +1!

——Bad premonition +2!

——Bad premonition + ID number!

Sure enough, someone's theme slowly drifted away, and the pink fairy tale enchantment gradually took on a dark gray background...

"That year, Daxue, their child was born. The child had snow-like skin, snow-like glasses, and even hair the same color as snow, so it was named Baixue."

—Snow White with the albinism? ? ?

——Sure enough, the rhythm of turning black!

"People in the country have always believed that being born with white hair is an ominous symbol. Snow White has white hair, so he is regarded as a different kind, and he was ruthlessly abandoned in the wilderness shortly after he was born."

——Emma, ​​□□!

——233333, Snow White~

The rhythm of someone's story is becoming more and more weird, and the absurd sex mode is opened. Snow White is adopted by the Snow Queen. When he grows up, he cheats the Snow Queen's magic wand for revenge, and freezes the whole country with magic. All have white hair.

Little Red Riding Hood's family conspired to murder her grandmother and seize the family property. She took a poisoned snack on the road, but because she fell in love with her reflection in the water, she drowned to death.The snacks were picked up by the wolf, and they filled their stomachs, but they also killed themselves.Grandma picked up the wolf and roasted the wolf's legs outside the door. The smell of the meat attracted Cinderella, who was always hungry.As a result, both grandma and Cinderella were poisoned to death, and the prince with the glass slipper came to find him, so he had to follow in Romeo's footsteps.

……

When the story ended, everyone on the channel froze.

Someone said with satisfaction that his story was really educational and thought-provoking.Before he finished showing off, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Someone had a big meal, turned off the microphone in a panic, shouted "wait a minute", and began to quickly remove the microphone from the table, including the stand, pop filter and sound card, and stuffed it all in. Under the covers.

Then he opened the door pretending to be calm, thinking to himself: Lin Xi won't hear the story he just told in the room, right?