We got married

"Divorce! I want to divorce you!" A certain evildoer yelled angrily, the tear mole on the right eye especially stealing the spotlight.

"I'm not married at all, so I'm cohabiting illegally at best." The man was very calm, his voice was cool and pleasant, full of sharpness.

"Then break up, so as not to fall into illegal cohabitation!" The evildoer became even more angry, thinking that he must have been blind in the first place to fall in love with the poisonous man in front of him.No, no, no, it must be because he doesn't have long ears, that's why he thinks the voice of the man with a poisonous tongue is clear and pleasant.

On the second day after talking about breaking up, he took advantage of the fact that Mr. Toxic Tongue was not at home, packed his things and left home directly.A person walked around the street with a suitcase, thinking that he had already returned the previously rented house when he moved in, and felt that he was extremely pitiful, and ended up being homeless.

He stood at the corner of the street and thought for a while, then ran straight to the airport, bought a direct ticket to City B, and planned to defect to a certain scumbag.

The traffic in city B has always been congested, so I took a taxi as soon as I got off the plane, and by the time I got to the gate of someone's company, it was still time to get off work.He got out of the car with the suitcase and was about to make a phone call when he saw a familiar figure on the other side of the road. He dragged the suitcase and ran over happily, and took advantage of the opportunity to beat his fists: "Jiujiu, I'm here to join you!" You, you have to be gentle with others~~~" That's right, there is a small trill of * at the end of the sentence, absolutely monstrous.

The other party turned his head and looked at him in a particularly confused way: "You—"

Tao Yaolian looked at the person in front of him, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch the other person's face: "Hey, Jiujiu, you've grown backwards recently, the longer you grow, the more tender you are. Hurry up, tell me how you take care of it." , who is clearly in the third year, why does he still look like Seventeen or Eighteen?"

He has met someone long ago, and he always posts photos in his circle of friends, so of course he is acquainted.It's just that in the past few years, because of work, it's been a long time since we met each other, so I'm very excited when I see each other.

"Uh, you misunderstood the person." The young man struggled to free his face from the opponent's clutches, and then asked with a puzzled expression, "Are you looking for Your Highness?"

"Huh?" Escape was stunned for three seconds, and then jumped up violently: "Jiujiu, you heartless scumbag, don't pretend to be me, it's not that you haven't met before, why don't you cosplay with me?! Come on, Everyone is hungry, let's take them to find a place to eat first."

Tao Hong smiled, and then said: "I'm really not... Forget it, I'll take you to him. He didn't come to work today, and the people in the company said he asked for leave." Before waking up, it was President Lin who answered the call, saying that he was not feeling well and would ask for leave today.He was worried all day, and he was afraid that his life would be disturbed by the phone call.Now that a friend came to look for Ben Ming, he brought someone there just to take the opportunity to visit the doctor, it really kills two birds with one stone.

The two talked while walking, just as they were about to take a taxi there, a silver-gray car stopped in front of them with the windows half down: "Where are you going?"

Tao Hong hurriedly walked forward: "Mr. Lan, I just met Ives' friend. I heard that Ives is not feeling well. I'll take him there just to have a look."

"Is he sick?" Hai Lan frowned, "Then I'll take you there."

After getting into the car, the two people in the car were talking about work in a serious manner.After years of experience with Hailan, Tao Hong has become much more mature in his actions. When it comes to work, he is also orderly and professional.

Sitting on the sidelines and listening to the conversation between the two, Escape still felt a little dazed.Although it wasn't too early for him to enter the circle, he could still tell that this person called "Boss Lan" had obviously retired from the circle for many years, and when he returned, he was still Hai Lan, the great purple god.

Although he and Hai Lan are both people in the circle, but they have never acted together before, they have always only heard their voices and don't know them, so it's a bit strange to suddenly overturn the dimensional wall and jump out to say hello.He had no choice but to keep his mouth shut, and sat on the sidelines listening to the two talk about work, making various calculations in his mind.

→_→What's the situation?Hailan and Jiujiu?No wonder Hailan filled the pits of both of them in one round a few years ago.

When they arrived at the place, the two stood at the entrance of the community and waited for Hailan to find a place to park. Seeing that the car had gone far away, Tao Yaoxie reached out and grabbed the people around him and shook them vigorously: "Jiujiu! You actually demolished my CP! You and Hailan God ?Um?"

"I..." Tao Hong was taken aback, and he was shaken for a long time before he could think of an excuse: "No, you really misidentified the person, I am not Your Highness!"

"Huh? If you want to pretend to be someone else, go for plastic surgery first. At least be professional, and then change your voice casually. With this face on your face and speaking in a scumbag voice, do you have the guts to pretend to be someone else?" The enchanting lord dismissed this excuse Gu, I find it particularly unconvincing.

Tao Hong thought for a while, and felt that no matter how he defended himself, he was not very credible, so he could only say, "You will come in with me later to have a look and you will understand." The very familiar pink CV recognizes His Highness, Tao Hong still has a little bit of sweetness in his heart.

When Hailan came back, the two of them were already standing on the side of the road, and there was no trace of arguing about the dismantling of CP.Both Hailan and Tao Hong have been to someone's house, and Tao Hong is a frequent visitor, so they simply registered with Escape, and went directly to the gate of the community, all the way unimpeded.

A certain evildoer looked at the exquisite villas in front of him and yelled, and suddenly felt that his highness was not only a scumbag, but also a rich scumbag.

However, when the people in the villa came out and opened the door, the evildoer was completely dumbfounded: there was a scumbag inside the door, and a scumbag outside the door. What kind of rhythm is this...?A ninja's sex technique?

"Yo, why are you here, monster?" Although the slag Gong in the door was taken aback, he still asked with a smile.

Although Escaping was a little confused, but when putting two people together, he still has the ability to distinguish who is the real scumbag.He rushed forward in an instant: "Jiujiu, I finally saw you! What's going on, a person who looks so similar suddenly appeared, I thought it was you just now. Could it be your illegitimate child?"

"What are you talking about?!" A certain scumbag casually gave PIA to the evildoer, then turned to greet Hai Lan and Tao Hong.Tao Hong smiled, and stretched out his hand to Yi Zhiyao who was bewildered and asked for an answer: "Hi, I'm an excerpt."

Escape widened his eyes and suddenly realized.

Hailan originally sent someone here, but seeing that someone is in good condition and there are visitors, she didn't stay any longer and left directly.A certain person planned to stay with Tao Hong for dinner, but the assistant to the president had an appointment with a beautiful woman in the evening, and fearing that it would be late, he hurriedly followed Hai Lan and slipped away.

Someone dragged him into the house, and before he could find his slippers, the uninvited guest ran back and forth in the living room with bare feet, before throwing himself on the large and comfortable sofa. Shouting: "Jiujiu, you hide it too deeply. I have known you for so many years, and I just found out that you are a local tyrant!"

A certain person walked over with slippers in his hands, with a proud expression on his face: "It's done, don't make noise, the local tyrants will provide you with food and shelter tonight."

The evildoer cheered and rolled towards the local tyrant: "Your Highness, what shall we eat tonight? Fried rice cakes with diamonds or boiled swallow's wings with rubies?"

A certain person dodged to avoid the monster's attack, and said with a smile, "You have to ask my wife about this."

"Huh?" The evildoer opened his mouth wide, thinking that he could swallow pigeon eggs now.

However, when the dishes and rice were served, the evildoer stared at the person in the pink floral apron in front of him, and realized that his previous surprise was all just floating clouds.

Jiujiu and Xishan?Jiujiu and Xishan!Although he had never met Xishan himself, the photo of the face-to-face meeting a few years ago had been circulated in the group, and the voice was not deceiving.These two people actually hid it so deeply, it was in vain that the girls on Little Pink cried and cried every day that their waist-length hair was real, why Ximei hadn't come true yet!

"You are Tao Zi?" Lin Xi smiled and looked at the evildoer, the small spatula in his hand could not affect his face at all.

The evildoer stared at the person in front of him, looked again and again, his lips trembled for a long time, and finally said: "Hello, my lord, my family Jiujiu has caused you trouble." My ninety-nine?It's obvious that it's someone else's ninety-nine, okay?

Fortunately, Lin Xi never intentionally made people uncomfortable, so he smiled very gently, then thoughtfully pulled the evildoer to sit at the table, and virtuously served the uninvited guest with dishes.

"Try this, it's specially stewed with red wine and pears, it's more flavorful."

"Let's have a bowl of soup too. The lily I bought is lighter. It's just a good time to drink it this season."

A certain evildoer enjoyed his meal, drank a glass of red wine by the way, and unavoidably started chatting: "Jiujiu, you still have a good eye for choosing people. Xishan is gentle and good at cooking. With such good craftsmanship, you can open a restaurant."

Someone winked at the evildoer, took advantage of Lin Xi to go to the kitchen to serve soup, lowered his voice and said, "Of course, this is called being able to get on the big bed and get off the kitchen. Didn't you see that he became gentle? It can turn into water."

The evildoer immediately fell in admiration for someone: "I'll just say it's Qingshan, but those people still have to talk about prunes, because I know our Highness well."

A certain person cleared his throat with a smug look on his face but he wanted to cover it up: "Low key, let's talk about these things in private. If my daughter-in-law finds out, she will have to act coquettishly and lose her temper."

The evildoer laughed, and after a while he said sullenly: "It would be great if my Hanqi could be like Xishan."

"That's right, why did you suddenly come to my side? You didn't say hello in advance. Could it be that you were arguing with that poisonous tongue?" Someone knew that although these two people had been together publicly for a long time, they had always been together. Running away is showing affection, while Han Qi is relatively low-key, even responding to it on Weibo is very rare.Many people even said that Escaping was unilaterally pestering Han Qi, but he simply dismissed Escaping.

As soon as he heard someone's words, the smiling face that fled away collapsed, and after a while he flattened his mouth and said: "He doesn't like to talk to me, he talks to me too little every day, and it's not interesting for me to stay at home." He wouldn't say that he ran away from home this time because he was abducted for a long time, coaxed and lied to, but Han Qi just didn't want to say those three words to himself.

Lin Xi filled the soup and returned to his seat, and persuaded in a harmonious voice: "The two of you have complementary personalities. Han Qi has always been desolate. He usually doesn't speak, but when he opens his mouth, he hits the nail on the head. With such a sharp mouth, even if he talks about love, it won't be too much. Soft, but my thoughts on you are not bad, otherwise we wouldn't be able to stay together for so many years."

After hearing this, I couldn't help but feel a little active in my mind.A certain person persuaded him after seeing him, and the evildoer took a few more mouthfuls of food and regained his composure.

"Let's talk ninety-nine, Zhezi joked that you were sick, I think you're fine."

Someone's body stiffened for a moment, turned to look at Lin Xi, and then smiled and said, "Isn't it because I can't get up in the morning? Our boss saw that I didn't have enough sleep, so he gave me a day off."

"Wow, your boss is so kind, you actually give such a big benefit." Fleeing away was very envious, and then began to think carefully: "Can't get up in the morning? Could it be that the two of you were too late last night, right? "

Someone choked on the lily soup and coughed for a long time before saying, "How is it possible? I am in such good health, even if I go to bed late, I won't be able to stop going to work because of this."

Lin Xi sat beside her, lifting Tang Tang gracefully, with a smile on her lips.

At night, someone dragged him away to the guest room to rest.Seeing someone dragging their luggage in front of them, I always feel that someone's walking posture is a bit strange.

A certain person entered the door, turned his head and said to the evildoer: "Otherwise, I'll sleep with you tonight, so we can chat a little longer at night. The bed in the guest room is also big, so there is no problem sleeping two people."

Lin Xi happened to come over to deliver the bed sheets, and after hearing this, she said, "Go back to sleep, Xiao Taozi was tired on the journey, so don't delay his rest. Besides, I feel cold when I sleep alone. It will rain at night, probably It's going to thunder."

A certain person had originally made up his mind to live with Escape, but after hearing this, he suddenly felt that he was extremely important. What's more, Lin Xi's words were obviously a sign of weakness, and he gave himself enough face in front of the guests.He nodded with great satisfaction, and then agreed to go back to sleep with Lin Xi in a gentle and considerate manner.

A certain evildoer stayed alone in the guest room, huddled under the quilt and thought: These two people are really in love, and they are afraid of the cold and thunder, and it turns out that Xishan is the one who suffers.We are still Jiujiu handsome and mighty, although most of the time we are scumbags.

At night, it was thundering and raining again, and I couldn't hear what happened in the next room at all.The little evildoer huddled under the quilt for a long time before taking out the mobile phone from the bag, and found that he had forgotten to turn it on after getting off the plane (no wonder there was no phone call).

He turned on his phone and was immediately bombarded by countless text messages.It was the same person who sent the letters. At the beginning, they asked calmly and briefly where they were and why they didn't call back.Later, it turned into a very restless statement, and it was obvious that the man on the other end of the phone had become anxious.

There was constant thunder and rain outside the window, and he remembered that although that person had always been sarcastic when he was at home, at this time he would silently pull him to his side.He has been afraid of thunder since he was a child. This secret has been well hidden, even his roommates in college don't know it.Only Han Qi had completely figured out everything about him within three months of meeting him.

He pursed his lips, and finally dialed the other party's number, but he heard the notification sound of shutting down the phone.That's right, it's so late, and Han Qi's life has always been regular, so he probably already fell asleep.

No matter what, I must call tomorrow morning.A certain evildoer curled up in the bed and thought silently.

However, what the evildoer did not expect was that an unexpected figure would appear on someone's dining table during breakfast the next day.

"You... why are you here?" He stared at the man who was drinking milk in front of him, completely surprised.

"You haven't turned on the phone. Fortunately, Xishan told me your whereabouts. Otherwise, I would have reported to the police." Han Qi didn't look at him, and sat on the side with a stern face, took a piece of toast, and slowly placed it on it. Spread peanut butter.

This is Chiguoguo's betrayal!What about the basic trust between people?Jiujiu, take care of your daughter-in-law!The little monster glanced at someone resentfully.Someone hastily looked away, and pretended to cut a small piece of bacon with a dining knife: "Today's fire is just right, try it while it's hot."

If the little evildoer pays close attention, he will find that someone's sitting posture is a bit strange, and the chair is covered with thick cushions.But right now, the little evildoer has no mind to care about other things at all.He sat beside Han Qi with his head drooping, feeling extremely frustrated: "I came in too hasty, and forgot to turn on my phone when I got off the plane."

"Tell me before you go out next time." Han Qi handed the freshly wiped toast to the little monster, his voice was still clear, like wine brewed from a mountain spring.

Someone on the side smiled secretly, and the sesame seeds at the corner of his mouth were gently wiped away by the people around him.

Many years later, when the little evildoer recalled that day, he would always involuntarily snicker.

That day, he went home with his poisonous tongue.Walking along someone's house all the way, the grass and trees are fresh, and the early morning sun is so bright that people can't open their eyes.

The man beside him suddenly stopped, approached him, said something he had always wanted to hear, and then strode away, in such a hurry that he almost thought that everything he heard just now was an illusion.

But the warmth between his lips won't lie, even if the sharp-tongued man never said anything similar for many years after that, he also understands that those words have always been there.