Foodies are reborn as cannon fodder

"You... are you?" The ghost doctor Zhang San saw Qian Mu's appearance, and his speech was tied up.Although he is a ghost doctor now, and he also has the ability to be a ghost doctor, but... but he is a good young man in the 21st century, how can he not be so foolish?This is a real person!Just appear in front of him like this?Besides, isn't he a ghost doctor?How could his whereabouts be discovered so easily?Why is the formation outside useless? 'System, system, what's going on bird? '

"Qian Mu, he is calling the system!"

"Calling system?" Qian Mu was a little puzzled, what was the person in front of him calling him for? "System, who is this person? Do you know him? What does he call you to do with me?"

"No! He didn't call me, Qian Mu, you know, he didn't call me the system!" The system jumped while talking, how could Qian Mu doubt him?He can only talk to Qian Mu!Of course, if the main man talks to him, he can't do it! (blush)

"System, be good!" Seeing the system blushing, Cowhide Tang immediately became jealous and said, patting the system on the head.The system has never blushed at him!

"Eh...." Why did he hear the adultery from the words of Cowhide Tang?It's his doubts! "Nougat, what did the system mean?" Forget it, he didn't want to meddle in the matter between the system and Nougat.Let’s be clear about the current situation!

"This..., host, the person in front of you is a ghost doctor, but he was replaced by a person from the water blue star, you understand. And he also has a system!" Cowhide Tang thought for a while, concluded and answered Qianmu's problem!

oh!That's right! "Ghost doctor?" Qian Mu tentatively asked Zhang San!

"Ah! It turned out to be the famous Xiaoshou Qianmu! Welcome, you don't need to call me a ghost doctor. Just call me Zhang San! It's Zhang San from Zhang San and Li Si." Zhang San heard from the system that the person who came was actually The other half of the hero Lin Xuanlan who has been repaired in this world!Moreover, the harem is directly omitted, and it is still one-on-one.It is absolutely no problem to make friends with him, and it is really good to stay in this world!If there is a friend like the heroine's wife, the world will probably be better and survive!At this time, if you don't look good at Qian Mu, what are you waiting for?

Xiaoshou Qianmu? -_-|||Qian Mu heard the ghost doctor, oh no, the black line on Zhang San's face directly covered his face. "Zhang San, can you speak better?" Wait... Xiaoshou, Xiaoshou, Xiao... this word.... "Zhang San, where are you from?"

"Ah?" Zhang San was a little worried when he saw Qian Mu was angry, and he wanted to make friends, but if the trouble was not happy, how would he make friends?But he didn't expect Qian Mu to ask him this question!Where did it come from?Does it matter where he comes from?He seems to have said... Xiao Shou!By the way, the people here may not know what Xiao Shou means, but the people in front of them do! "I'm from Aquamarine, I'm from the 21st century, what about you?" It would be great if this person is a fellow!

"I am from the earth, and I am also a person in the 21st century!" It turns out that I am not a fellow!It's just that the term Shui Lan Xing is really familiar to people!It seems that when I heard my old sister talk about rebirth, people claimed that they came out of the water blue star.

"Ah! You..." Zhang San didn't expect that Qian Mu came out of a novel. He had read some novels before, and in the novels they described that the water blue planet was called Earth!Because it is the earth, it is also a sphere!At that time, he thought the term sounded good!It's just that he didn't expect that he was really facing such a person now! "You actually came out of a novel!" The fastest Zhang San didn't care about Qian Mu's expression at all, and said the words very quickly!

-_-|||He also wanted to say that Zhang San came out of a novel!

"By the way, do you have Country M there?"

"No! But there is a country starting with M!"

"Then do you have a Japanese country?"

"No, but there may be a country similar to your Wa country!"

"Oh!"

"Why are you asking these?"

"It's nothing! We're all like this anyway! Oh! By the way, I'll see your current situation first if you want to have a baby!" Zhang San said, reaching out to catch Qian Mu's pulse!well!It really is not the same place!I thought it was just not called!If the country is different, it must not be the same.well!Frustrated!

Qian Mu stared at Zhang San with wide eyes, this move...was a bit too powerful!He just hooked up without realizing it? "Well, Zhang San, what did you do before?" This hand speed must be too fast!

"Ah?" Zhang San, who was feeling his pulse, looked at Qian Mu in confusion. Did Xiao Shou say anything just now?What is he missing?

"I said... what did you do before, that is, before you wore it?" Seeing Zhang San's appearance, Qian Mu knew that he probably didn't hear what he said, so he repeated it!

"Oh! This! I used to be a thief, no! I stole it from the second generation of a rich and handsome official, and I was killed just like that!"

-_-|||Qian Mu listened to Zhang San indifferently, and the black line on his face came down again. ’ Just got killed. 'Just your mother... Forget it, forget it, the world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, okay!Peace of mind, peace of mind!

"The condition of the fetus is pretty good! The baby will be born in a few days!" After stopping to check his pulse, Zhang San talked about the baby's condition!

scare?Is anyone eating shrimp?Why did he feel full of shrimp?Obviously there are still two or three months to say!Why suddenly only two or three days?Although he has accepted to have a child, there is no need to give him such a thing!Too hasty!So straightforward!He's going to be a fucking daddy!Two more days!Two more days!

"Hey!" Zhang San tried to shake his palm in front of Qian Mu's eyes!The eyes are not in focus!What happened to this little boy?

"The due date is still three months away!"

"Oh! That's what it is... What? There are three months left? When did you get pregnant?" Zhang San didn't mind hearing what Qian Mu said, but... what did he hear?A child who may be born in three months, he was diagnosed in a few days before the child was born?

"Conceived seven months ago! According to pregnancy in October, it should be born in about three months!" Besides, he will have a son in two or three days, and he will be a father!I'm so excited, I really want to make a delicious meal to reward myself!um~

"Has there been any problems among you?" Otherwise, there shouldn't be any problems with this child!

"No...we've been to ghost monsters!" Originally, Qian Mu wanted to say no, but when Cowhide Tang reminded him about the inn, he also told Zhang San.

"..." Zhang San was silent!He finally understood why the child came out so fast!Feelings have taken tonic, so it grows faster!

"What's wrong? Is this bad for the child?" If that's the case...he will kick the brown sugar and the system to death!

"Why do you want to add me?" the system asked aggrievedly!

"Because you and Nougat are in the same family!"

"Don't worry, the host, that's not a problem for your child, and it's also good for your child's health to a certain extent!" Cowhide Tang hugged the system while comforting the system while talking to Qian Mu!

What is a certain degree?Qian Mu looked at the appearance of Cowhide Tang hugging the system and didn't want to bother, so he didn't want to bother about these two things.

"This child's problem is not serious! And that ghost creature is of great benefit to the child in your womb!"

"Ah?" Qian Mu didn't expect Zhang Sanhui to be so excited!What is it that makes Zhang San so excited?

Zhang San looked at Qian Mu with a puzzled look, but his excitement still didn't stop! "I said, don't you know? The male protagonist was born together by the Succubus Lord of the ghost and the maiden of the fairy snow lotus. It means that the child in your belly is a member of the ghost. The ghost energy is nourished, not only will it come out sooner, but the child's mind will be very high after birth! Moreover, you know the brother of the hero! It's the one who died after a short life! You want I know that although the Succubus Lord and the Snow Lotus Saintess are both yin attributes, but one of them is demon energy and the other is immortal energy, there will definitely be conflicts! It is rare to see a situation like the male protagonist, and most of them are like the younger brother of the male protagonist. , looks like a sick child, even if the blood of the child in your stomach is not as pure as the hero's younger brother, it won't be much better! Now it's all right, even this problem is gone, don't you think I'm excited Is it!" He was still thinking about how to get a hyacinth for the little guy like in the novel!You don't have to think about it now, it's so convenient, right?

"Um..." This Zhang San talked a lot!It's just...Qian Mu recalled the things in his head. Although he didn't say that there was any serious problem with the hero's first son, the ghost doctor probably wouldn't lie to him!

"Don't worry about that! Qian Mu, as a person selected by the system, he only thinks about the hero. As the other half of the hero, you enjoy the same treatment!"

Qian Mu found out that he really wanted to kill the system!

"Well, Qian Mu, let's go into the room first!" Seeing Qian Mu startled again, Zhang San couldn't help saying.To be honest, after talking for so long, he even forgot to call Qian Mu into the house.It's really not good to keep a pregnant woman, oh, an infertile man out of the door for so long!

"Ah! Oh!" Hearing Zhang San's words, Qian Mu also noticed that they seemed to have forgotten to enter the house, but is there any difference between entering the house and going outside?

As a heartless Qian Mu, is the stomach a burden?It's not heavy anyway, so how can it be considered a burden?Therefore, he also forgot the difference between a pregnant woman and a normal person!

"By the way, I remember my system said that you are good at cooking and eating!" Zhang San couldn't help but rubbed his hands together. As a person who lives alone, he hasn't had a good meal for a long time!

"Sorry, I can't help it! Someone is chasing me, if I cook food, it will be smelled!" Qian Mu couldn't help secreting fluid from his mouth when he heard the food.I really want to eat delicious food, especially buns!Dumplings and pasta are fine.so hungry!

"Qian Mu, you are in the Nascent Soul stage, can you say you are hungry?"

"The system shut up!"

"What's wrong?" Seeing Qian Mu's unhappy expression, Zhang San couldn't help asking!

"Oh! I'm training my system!"

"Huh?" Can the system be trained?

"It seems that Zhang San has been well tuned by his family's system!" Cowhide Tang concluded!By the way, I despise the system that has been trained all the time!

The author has something to say: a short story

The legendary king next door!

The uncle knew that he was thirty.

The uncle also knows that he has read a lot of novels!

Uncle knows that in this oil-ridden world, uncle is prone to problems.

The uncle knows that the uncle in the novel is too simple!so it gets eaten

So the uncle will always read something on the Internet to learn, and he is determined not to go astray!

Uncle knows that there is a kind of fart called np in this world

So the uncle knew that he couldn't bring that unknown object back home in such a vague way!

Because this unknown object will eat him, that's what it says in the novel!

Uncle knew, so Uncle called!

"Hi! This is 110, what can I do?"

"Well, there is an unknown creature lying on the side of the road on such-and-such road."

"Sorry, what exactly is that unknown object you're talking about? And, how do you know if he's alive or dead?"

"This..." the uncle thought!Isn't this world uncertain?In many novels, the person who was still a second ago turned into another animal because of an injury!Maybe he will change his appearance when he brings him home. The uncle thinks he is not stupid, so he can only rely on 110 "I saw it move just now!"

"It moved? Then you still don't save him?" The policeman who answered was also a little angry when he heard it!Since this person knows there is a problem, he still doesn't save people!Even if you don't save it, call 120!

"Well, what should I do if something goes wrong after my rescue? It's more convenient to rely on your police! By the way, if you save me after you come, don't tell me my name! If you have merit, just find two or three people to trap it. ! If something goes wrong, you can just say that someone discovered it, and it’s not a big problem for you! Well, I’ll hang up first. Bye!”

……

"Hey! Tell me, did the person who called the police come out of the Third People's Hospital? How could he be so crazy?"

"Who is so angry that we are smaller?"

"Isn't it? Just now a lunatic called and said he saw an unknown object! You say! An unknown object! Isn't this funny?"

"Unidentified object?"

"Well! It's an unknown object!"

"Xiaoyu, I think you should go and have a look! Maybe there is something wrong!"

"Boss..." Isn't this a lunatic?What are you doing for nothing?

"Yu Yu, do you know who the person who called you just now is?"

"????" That person still has a background?In other words, the boss just looked at it and clicked the display. Is there... anything strange?

"Yu Yu, that person is the legendary old king!!!"

"The legendary old king next door?" Everyone immediately gathered together after hearing what the boss said.

"Don't get all together! Go to a few and get the unknown creature on the side of the road back for me first!"

"Boss, that's what 120 should do!"

"Then you call me now and ask 120 to rescue the person, and we will withdraw the money to see if there is any problem!"

"Okay! Boss!"

"Boss, you should talk about the legendary old Wang next door!" A police officer asked eagerly!

"Talk about the Old Wang from the next door! He is disgusting in the eyes of men and the favorite of women!"

"By the way, boss, what you said is so meaningful. Have you ever met the old Wang from the next door?"

"It's not...it doesn't matter! Let's continue talking about the old Wang next door! It is said that he sometimes appears in the cabinet, under the bed, and places where our men are not at home! Even when our men are around, he will Will appear!"

"Besides, the old Wang Shen's family next door likes it so much that many teachers think he is their child!"

"Boss... this sounds a bit strange!"

"Don't be surprised! The Old Wang next door is everywhere, no, I don't think it's strange that he just appeared there!"

"Boss, what kind of job is this old Wang next door!"

"speak English!"

"What does the old king next door do?"

"Did you see those little advertisements on the side of the road?"

"En! Could it be that he put up small advertisements?" This is not consistent with what I said before!

"He's a locksmith."

"Ah! Is that the little ad?" Everyone thought of a little ad, which said that he could open any lock and repair any lock.Of course, no one will believe it!

"Yes!" The boss said earnestly!

"Then boss, you still act like your wife is having an affair and your son is not yours!"

"Xiao Zhou, you stay on the night shift tonight!"

"Ah! Boss, tomorrow is Valentine's Day!"

Sorry, your boss is not in the service area......

So, the uncle's story is over!

The story of the old Wang next door ends here for the time being!Happy Valentine's Day everyone!