Foodies are reborn as cannon fodder
Chapter 1 Wedges
Qian Momo: "Second brother, you love to eat so much, why don't you join the pig's womb! This way, you can just eat every day except sleeping!"
Qian Mu (while eating the snacks at hand): "Sanmei, do you ever say that about your brother? Besides, have you seen any pig in the world that can live for more than a year? How nice to be a human being, how many can you eat?" ten years."
Qian Momo (looks at the Xiuxian novel in front of her computer): "Then you might as well just go to Xiuxian, and you can eat it for thousands of years." Besides, pigs can live for more than a year! !
Qian Mu: "Don't believe those novels, I've read them too. The ones in them are limited to ordinary cultivators, who eat very little, and want to eat those bums. What's the use of living like this for thousands of years? Or It’s more convenient to be a human being, you can eat whatever you want.”
Qian Momo (with a look of displeasure at her elder brother) "Please, that's Bigu Pill, read 'bi' not 'pi'. Besides, what you say is generally the right way, if you are a demon cultivator, you don't need to specialize Pay attention to food. And, you can calculate, you have been a human for less than 100 years, and you can eat delicious food for only ten years. There is very little time to eat delicious food at work, isn’t it! If If you are cultivating immortals, even if you reach the foundation building stage, you will have twice as much time to eat, right! Anyway, you are not really seeking longevity, and eating it will have no effect on you, will it!..."
Qian Mu: "Stop, let's talk, why did the topic suddenly come here? Anyway, we can't cultivate immortals, so why are you talking so much?"
Qian Momo: "..."
Qian Momo: "By the way, second brother, don't you think our family is a little strange?"
Qian Mu: (twisting a grape) "Well, it's a little strange. It's really strange to have a sister who likes to discuss cultivation of immortality with my brother."
Qian Momo: "No, don't you think there is something missing in our house?"
Qian Mu: "That's right."
Qian Momo: "Right! You've noticed it too!"
Qian Mu: "En."
Qian Momo: "Quickly, tell me. Let me know that I'm not alone."
Qian Mu: "There is a younger sister who doesn't want to be a human being, and... an old mother who hasn't come home yet! By the way, why hasn't our mother come back yet? I remember the last time I came back seems to be a year ago Come on!"
Qian Momo: "..." His expression was completely blinded.
Qian Mu: "What's wrong, sister?"
Qian Momo* (serious expression): "Brother, second brother, which sister am I?"
Qian Mu: "?" What does Xiami mean?
Qian Momo: "Be serious, don't tilt your head."
Qian Mu: "..."
Qian Momo: "It's too serious, answer my question quickly."
Qian Mu: "You are my fourth younger sister! What's the matter? You don't have amnesia, do you? You don't read too many novels, you will lose your memory! Then stop reading." Damn, all the novels in the world are Damn it, it's unforgivable to cause his sister to lose her memory.snort!
Qian Momo: "..." Your brain is too big, "Second brother, don't you think it's strange for me to call you?" Have you never thought of the existence of big brother?
Qian Mu: "?"
Qian Momo: "Brother, why don't you think about it, where's our eldest brother? Where's our third child?" They're all gone. Why do the second brother and dad look like they don't know at all?
Qian Mu: "Sister? You don't really get addicted to reading novels, do you? It's just you and me in our family, what big brother, and who is the third child you mentioned?" It seems that when my mother came back, I should talk to my mother, otherwise my sister would become like this... Qian Mu couldn't imagine her mother's anger when she found out.No wonder the old girl in front asked him about cultivating immortals!well!
Qian Momo: "In general, don't there be a second child only when there is an eldest child? A fourth child only when there is a third child? We only have two and four in our family. Don't you feel a little strange?"
Qian Mu: "No, I've been screaming since I was a child. It's not so strange! Old girl, you made a lot of fuss."
Qian Momo: "..." Why did it become like this?
Qian Mu: "Oh! My mother is back..."
Qian Momo: "Second brother?"
Mother Qian: "Second brother? Momo, when did you recognize a second brother? Why didn't I know?"
Qian Momo: "Ah? I'm sorry, mom." The second brother also disappeared, just like the elder brother and third brother before.Not even in human memory.
Mother Qian: "Momo, it really makes mom sad! Mom finally came back, but what she received was Momo's face. Boom~"
Qian Momo: "..."
Qian's mother: "Okay, don't tease my Momo anymore. You know, sometimes, you can't talk nonsense. Mom is leaving, bye."
Qian Momo: "Thank you..." Qian Momo seriously doubted that the brothers in front of her were all made to disappear because of this mother. Will she also be made to disappear at that time?That...she...Let's read more novels!Maybe you won't be able to see it in the future.
Father Qian: "Oh! Momo, why are you reading novels again? You will graduate from college in a year. What should you do if you continue like this?"
Qian Momo: "..." Suddenly, I miss the second brother who is almost 28 and still gluttonous. At least when the second brother is here, my father must first talk about the second brother.Woohoo, second brother!
Father Qian: "Momo, why don't you talk!"
Qian Momo: "Dad, did you think of your second brother?" Although I know that my father will not remember having a second brother, but I still ask, maybe there will be a miracle!
Father Qian (rubbing Qian Momo's head): "Silly boy, Dad knows that you want an older brother, but there's nothing wrong with you being the only daughter in the family."
Qian Momo: "..." Sooner or later you will be like the big brother and the second brother, hum!Always pat her head, she is already in her twenties.
Father Qian: "Momo! It's better to read less novels! It seems that you have fantasized about having a second brother. If you continue to read like this, do you fantasize about having several older brothers? This is wrong."
Qian Momo: "..." She already had several older brothers, although she asked people around, no one knew them.I used to have a second brother, but now I guess I don't have anything.
Father Qian: "Oh! Wife."
Qian Momo: "..." Why is mom back?Obviously, she doesn't have a brother anymore, this time...he didn't want her, could he!Woohoo, she doesn't want it!She still has novels that she hasn't finished reading yet!Woohoo! ~~~
Mother Qian: "What's wrong with Xiao Momo, you look sad?"
Qian Momo: "No, just now dad..." Where's dad?It can't be what she thinks!
Mother Qian: "Dad? What is that?" Mother Qian pretended not to know who Father Qian was. "Hehe, Momo, it's just you and me now, that's great."
Qian Momo: "No, I suddenly read a novel and imagined that I have a father."
Mother Qian (patting Qian Momo's head and looking at her softly): "Momo, it's hard work for you to stay at home alone. From now on, Mom will always be with you."
Qian Momo: "No, it's not hard at all. I just think about it. I don't really want a father." In order not to disappear, there should be no problem!
Mother Qian: "Momo,..."
Qian Momo: "..." Woohoo, as long as it doesn't disappear, you can continue to chase after it. Brother, Dad, you have worked hard.
Qianmu's system: Why do you want Qianmu and the others to suspect that you like your own daughter?
Mother Qian: Do you have a better way?You don't know the plot here!As a heroine whose family has died one by one since she was a child, she cannot have a father and brother.
System: Then why did you let Qian Momo think that you like her?This is not the same as the plot!
Mother Qian: How do you think a vicious stepmother should be played?And this is a loving mother of more than ten years, no matter how the heroine will think that I am a vicious person!Rather than let her define me in the story as a mother who is completely out of tune with the novel.I believe that loving her deeply will make the heroine bias towards my definition of being vicious!
System: Your thinking is really...
Mother Qian: (Ni glances at the system) What?
System: No, but if you are like this, then what if the heroine is really a lily?
Mother Qian: Don't worry, our heroine will obediently BG with the plot master around!
System: The plot can only be maintained if it is not destroyed. You have destroyed the plot...
Mother Qian (covering her face and crying!): Then what do you say?Do you let a kind person like me treat such a cute child with vicious actions?How can you be so vicious?beep beep...
system:……
Mother Qian (quietly shedding tears): Alright, the prologue is over, it's time for the hero to appear!
Qian Momo: Hey, hey, brother, dad!woo woo woo woo……
Qian Mu (while eating the snacks at hand): "Sanmei, do you ever say that about your brother? Besides, have you seen any pig in the world that can live for more than a year? How nice to be a human being, how many can you eat?" ten years."
Qian Momo (looks at the Xiuxian novel in front of her computer): "Then you might as well just go to Xiuxian, and you can eat it for thousands of years." Besides, pigs can live for more than a year! !
Qian Mu: "Don't believe those novels, I've read them too. The ones in them are limited to ordinary cultivators, who eat very little, and want to eat those bums. What's the use of living like this for thousands of years? Or It’s more convenient to be a human being, you can eat whatever you want.”
Qian Momo (with a look of displeasure at her elder brother) "Please, that's Bigu Pill, read 'bi' not 'pi'. Besides, what you say is generally the right way, if you are a demon cultivator, you don't need to specialize Pay attention to food. And, you can calculate, you have been a human for less than 100 years, and you can eat delicious food for only ten years. There is very little time to eat delicious food at work, isn’t it! If If you are cultivating immortals, even if you reach the foundation building stage, you will have twice as much time to eat, right! Anyway, you are not really seeking longevity, and eating it will have no effect on you, will it!..."
Qian Mu: "Stop, let's talk, why did the topic suddenly come here? Anyway, we can't cultivate immortals, so why are you talking so much?"
Qian Momo: "..."
Qian Momo: "By the way, second brother, don't you think our family is a little strange?"
Qian Mu: (twisting a grape) "Well, it's a little strange. It's really strange to have a sister who likes to discuss cultivation of immortality with my brother."
Qian Momo: "No, don't you think there is something missing in our house?"
Qian Mu: "That's right."
Qian Momo: "Right! You've noticed it too!"
Qian Mu: "En."
Qian Momo: "Quickly, tell me. Let me know that I'm not alone."
Qian Mu: "There is a younger sister who doesn't want to be a human being, and... an old mother who hasn't come home yet! By the way, why hasn't our mother come back yet? I remember the last time I came back seems to be a year ago Come on!"
Qian Momo: "..." His expression was completely blinded.
Qian Mu: "What's wrong, sister?"
Qian Momo* (serious expression): "Brother, second brother, which sister am I?"
Qian Mu: "?" What does Xiami mean?
Qian Momo: "Be serious, don't tilt your head."
Qian Mu: "..."
Qian Momo: "It's too serious, answer my question quickly."
Qian Mu: "You are my fourth younger sister! What's the matter? You don't have amnesia, do you? You don't read too many novels, you will lose your memory! Then stop reading." Damn, all the novels in the world are Damn it, it's unforgivable to cause his sister to lose her memory.snort!
Qian Momo: "..." Your brain is too big, "Second brother, don't you think it's strange for me to call you?" Have you never thought of the existence of big brother?
Qian Mu: "?"
Qian Momo: "Brother, why don't you think about it, where's our eldest brother? Where's our third child?" They're all gone. Why do the second brother and dad look like they don't know at all?
Qian Mu: "Sister? You don't really get addicted to reading novels, do you? It's just you and me in our family, what big brother, and who is the third child you mentioned?" It seems that when my mother came back, I should talk to my mother, otherwise my sister would become like this... Qian Mu couldn't imagine her mother's anger when she found out.No wonder the old girl in front asked him about cultivating immortals!well!
Qian Momo: "In general, don't there be a second child only when there is an eldest child? A fourth child only when there is a third child? We only have two and four in our family. Don't you feel a little strange?"
Qian Mu: "No, I've been screaming since I was a child. It's not so strange! Old girl, you made a lot of fuss."
Qian Momo: "..." Why did it become like this?
Qian Mu: "Oh! My mother is back..."
Qian Momo: "Second brother?"
Mother Qian: "Second brother? Momo, when did you recognize a second brother? Why didn't I know?"
Qian Momo: "Ah? I'm sorry, mom." The second brother also disappeared, just like the elder brother and third brother before.Not even in human memory.
Mother Qian: "Momo, it really makes mom sad! Mom finally came back, but what she received was Momo's face. Boom~"
Qian Momo: "..."
Qian's mother: "Okay, don't tease my Momo anymore. You know, sometimes, you can't talk nonsense. Mom is leaving, bye."
Qian Momo: "Thank you..." Qian Momo seriously doubted that the brothers in front of her were all made to disappear because of this mother. Will she also be made to disappear at that time?That...she...Let's read more novels!Maybe you won't be able to see it in the future.
Father Qian: "Oh! Momo, why are you reading novels again? You will graduate from college in a year. What should you do if you continue like this?"
Qian Momo: "..." Suddenly, I miss the second brother who is almost 28 and still gluttonous. At least when the second brother is here, my father must first talk about the second brother.Woohoo, second brother!
Father Qian: "Momo, why don't you talk!"
Qian Momo: "Dad, did you think of your second brother?" Although I know that my father will not remember having a second brother, but I still ask, maybe there will be a miracle!
Father Qian (rubbing Qian Momo's head): "Silly boy, Dad knows that you want an older brother, but there's nothing wrong with you being the only daughter in the family."
Qian Momo: "..." Sooner or later you will be like the big brother and the second brother, hum!Always pat her head, she is already in her twenties.
Father Qian: "Momo! It's better to read less novels! It seems that you have fantasized about having a second brother. If you continue to read like this, do you fantasize about having several older brothers? This is wrong."
Qian Momo: "..." She already had several older brothers, although she asked people around, no one knew them.I used to have a second brother, but now I guess I don't have anything.
Father Qian: "Oh! Wife."
Qian Momo: "..." Why is mom back?Obviously, she doesn't have a brother anymore, this time...he didn't want her, could he!Woohoo, she doesn't want it!She still has novels that she hasn't finished reading yet!Woohoo! ~~~
Mother Qian: "What's wrong with Xiao Momo, you look sad?"
Qian Momo: "No, just now dad..." Where's dad?It can't be what she thinks!
Mother Qian: "Dad? What is that?" Mother Qian pretended not to know who Father Qian was. "Hehe, Momo, it's just you and me now, that's great."
Qian Momo: "No, I suddenly read a novel and imagined that I have a father."
Mother Qian (patting Qian Momo's head and looking at her softly): "Momo, it's hard work for you to stay at home alone. From now on, Mom will always be with you."
Qian Momo: "No, it's not hard at all. I just think about it. I don't really want a father." In order not to disappear, there should be no problem!
Mother Qian: "Momo,..."
Qian Momo: "..." Woohoo, as long as it doesn't disappear, you can continue to chase after it. Brother, Dad, you have worked hard.
Qianmu's system: Why do you want Qianmu and the others to suspect that you like your own daughter?
Mother Qian: Do you have a better way?You don't know the plot here!As a heroine whose family has died one by one since she was a child, she cannot have a father and brother.
System: Then why did you let Qian Momo think that you like her?This is not the same as the plot!
Mother Qian: How do you think a vicious stepmother should be played?And this is a loving mother of more than ten years, no matter how the heroine will think that I am a vicious person!Rather than let her define me in the story as a mother who is completely out of tune with the novel.I believe that loving her deeply will make the heroine bias towards my definition of being vicious!
System: Your thinking is really...
Mother Qian: (Ni glances at the system) What?
System: No, but if you are like this, then what if the heroine is really a lily?
Mother Qian: Don't worry, our heroine will obediently BG with the plot master around!
System: The plot can only be maintained if it is not destroyed. You have destroyed the plot...
Mother Qian (covering her face and crying!): Then what do you say?Do you let a kind person like me treat such a cute child with vicious actions?How can you be so vicious?beep beep...
system:……
Mother Qian (quietly shedding tears): Alright, the prologue is over, it's time for the hero to appear!
Qian Momo: Hey, hey, brother, dad!woo woo woo woo……
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