Su Gongzi and Qiqiang
Chapter 119
With such an action, not to mention Annabelle, even Loli would be surprised. This is really far from the stallion male lead in his mind. This guy who is scared by women and hides under the bed is some kind of dick pretending to be rich and handsome ?
As the starting male protagonist, although Xuanyuan Che had a bad life when he was young, since the golden finger, the cruel artifact, was lit up, he immediately transformed from a lure snake into a ginseng winner. After years of hard work, he went from a ginseng winner to Evolved into a Gay Ginseng Winner That Should Be Burnt.How many years has it been since I have been so hard-pressed? Oh no, even when he was bullied back then, Xuanyuan Che kept his back straight, but he cared about his image as a hero. As the son of his father, the Great God, he must be defiant of power. Those who bully him will be cannon fodder sooner or later.but now--
You were so scared that you hid under the bed, brother Xuanyuan, don't you feel ashamed?
Xuanyuan Che: It's almost impossible to keep my innocence, who cares about being ashamed or not!If Loli found out, it wouldn't be as simple as kneeling on the keyboard or the washboard.For a better future, being able to bend and stretch is a real man!
Yes, as early as when he saw the dinner and the tonic soup that was delivered, Xuanyuan Che knew that Annabelle would do something today.In fact, as early as a few days ago, Annabelle was always wearing revealing clothes, spraying fragrant insecticide-like perfume that could kill bugs and dangling in front of him, he knew that the other party was going to stretch out his claws on him.
Winking, lip biting, breast squeezing and so on are staged in turn, girl, didn't your mother tell you to look in the mirror before doing these seductive actions to see if your appearance conforms to the aesthetics.Xuanyuan Che was not happy watching it at all. If it were Luoli, he would be very happy to appreciate it. Flowers and applause must be there. If he is so fascinated by his wife, he can't tell the difference between south, east and north.
The innocence of Nima Laozi's eyes was about to be ruined by this woman, and those eyes glowed green when looking at him, which made him terrified, so he couldn't help but put on more defensive clothes.Emma, let's not undress at night.
If Luoli knew that he was getting close to a woman, he would be violent. If this woman succeeded, those butterflies and bees would not take advantage of it!Must be strictly guarded against.
(What, you said my character is set up as an occupancy? My real body is me with a paralyzed face and an arrogant face? I don’t know if the inner activities of Mensao with a paralyzed face are more active these years. I used to appear in the same chapter as Loli, as a loving wife A good man must not steal the spotlight from his wife.)
As for Annabelle's seductive behavior, Xuanyuan Che felt that his stomach hurt so much. If he hadn't had some scruples, he would have killed her long ago and even the body would not be left behind.But the revolution has not yet succeeded, so I can only squat under the bed and pray that I will be safe tonight.
Seeing the door open with a 'creak', a figure wearing a white gauze and exuding the fragrance of roses slowly drifted in.It really floated in, because the gauze was too thick, and the feet could not be seen at all.A strong midnight bell breath blows towards the face.
Involuntarily, Xuanyuan Che remembered and told a horror story that Luo Li once told - sleeping on the bed at night, if the female ghost sees it, he will be strangled to death, so this man slept under the bed.That night, I really heard the sound of 'da...da...da', but this person was finally strangled to death by the female ghost, because the female ghost jumped to death with her head down...
Overcompensated, Xuanyuan Che seemed to feel a gust of dark wind blowing from the back of his neck.
"...Che..."
Looking at the protruding figure on the bed, Annabelle couldn't help showing a shy smile, which contained a trace of shyness and coquettishness.This man really has no sense of humor!She didn't think that Yi Che's strength would not notice her.fool!It's just that she has made up her mind tonight.Thinking of this, Annabelle floated to the bedside, her bright red lips pursed slightly.
"Idiot, why are you ignoring others~ Let's talk~ Let's talk about our thoughts tonight~"
That ecstasy vibrato made Xuanyuan Che under the bed tremble, and he immediately controlled it, fearing that such a small movement would attract Annabelle, and it would be a waste of effort.Xuanyuan Che praised his wit again.Look at the tone of voice, it's either a female ghost or a female goblin!If it was that late, he would be eaten by the banshee.I don't know how Lori will reward him for his wit.
Yes, I will give you a slap in the face for your charm. =v=
"Che...can I call you Brother Che?"
You yelled and asked me if I could, you're kidding me!I really underestimated this woman. Although this person is a battle scum, this mental attack is really not to be underestimated. The sound wave attack mixed with that skill made the bones tremble.Commonly known as - soft feet (frightened pee).
Annabelle didn't know that her sweetheart was complaining about her under the bed, but she still felt that she was still cute today, how could her sweetheart not like to pinch~
It's just that, in the long night, of course it's just to talk about things on your mind, how can you waste time here, this idiot is so dumb, it seems impossible for him to take the initiative, even if she holds back her shyness, she still wants to take the initiative!
If Xuanyuan Che knows that this girl actually knows what shyness is, he must seriously say to her: There is no luck (sexuality) by force, so please don't force it!
Of course, the girl doesn't know that her sweetheart has so many flaws in her heart.So, the girl boldly stretched out her flamboyant hands to peel off her clothes, and then, like a piggy, stretched out her hands to hug the protruding quilt.With just this hug, my sister was stunned, and threw off the quilt.There is no sweetheart in her imagination inside, it is simply empty!The sister paper became angry from embarrassment, her face was flushed, and she was about to smoke from the heat.At last, she was still concerned that she was not wearing any clothes, so she squatted down and picked up the gauze that was thrown on the ground and put it on casually, and walked around the room, but she didn't find Xuanyuan Che's figure. Finally, looking at the fluttering window screen, she walked over and went outside. Looking around, he didn't find Xuanyuan Che's figure, so he gave up.
Why can't you see anyone?Sister Annabelle couldn't help but have a big brain.Could it be that brother Che doesn't want to get close to me?Why?Doesn't he like me?Could it be that some vixen hooked his soul when I wasn't paying attention?But I obviously chose the male waiter on purpose!Oh, no, I was misled by inertial thinking, who knows if those people have the same hobbies as the prince!It's just that if you dare to play tricks under my nose, that's fine!
After Annabelle floated away for a while, Xuanyuan Che tremblingly stretched out a hand from under the bed, and crawled out from under the bed in Miss Kayako's classic crawling posture.I hid too hastily just now, and accidentally twisted my waist. ==|||
So, after tonight, from the guards to the maids, no matter men or women, everyone felt that their life was even more difficult.Which bastard messed with the lady?The young lady of their family is not a good person to get along with. After getting such a beautiful man before, the symptoms of menopause were weakened, why did the old disease relapse?Being picked on every day by people whose noses are not noses, and whose eyes are not eyes, this day is really unbearable.
……Dividing line……
Debra and Mo Feng witnessed a scene in which a hero saves a beauty and a beauty promises her body.It's a pity that a certain hero who looks weaker than the beauty has long been attached to him and is steadfast, so the certain beauty can only surround the hero like a fly.
"This is really a beloved rival-turned-lover scene."
Mo Feng heheed twice, he was very happy about this scene, he would not mind helping the prince if necessary, not only watched the play, but also helped Ah Che to kill him, he really touched the good brother of the century.
"It's bloody, it's much better than any stage play. It's said that this guy is not that weak, what kind of white lotus is he pretending to be, he is obviously a cannibal flower. Look at him now, he is much more pleasing to the eye."
Debra also enjoyed watching it with relish. This dramatic plot is very similar to the romance between her and Lori hiding under the covers. I wonder if this development is the same bloody thing?And the actors are all good looking, worth watching.What Debra doesn't know is that she really has a talent for screenwriting (crow's mouth).
Received the eyes of the unscrupulous duo watching the show, and then looked at the creature with a dog tail wagging at him that was following behind him all the time. His face turned red, he turned into a piranha in a second, and slapped a certain big dog away.However, this picture does not show how angry he is, but a shy expression. No, His Royal Highness, who suddenly crossed species recently, wags his tail.
Maude regretted saving the creature in a momentary twitch, and almost yelled madly, "What do you like about me, can I change it?!" If he had to choose again-he would still be saved.This is really a frustrating multiple choice question.
"Momo dear, please accept my love~" This is what dogs say every day.
"Go and play by yourself!"
When he heard it for the first time, Maude still had the mood to twitch and said that he liked Loli, but a certain dog just couldn't understand human words, and in the end, Maude didn't bother to talk to him anymore.Otherwise, next time he encounters an assassination, he should stay away from this guy.
Although he has never chased anyone before, and he has not even made a formal move to pursue Luo Li, but he knows that it is necessary to be thick-skinned in pursuit of his sweetheart. Turn over old accounts.Moreover, seeing the same person, they really have a tacit understanding, which proves that their aesthetic hobbies are the same, haha.As a good boy with integrity in three views, he can't do things like pry the corner of the wall, he must lead Momo into the right path!Look at my upright face.
Looking at the previously icy and noble Prince showing a stupid dog-like smile, not to mention Maude, even his subordinates couldn't hold it anymore.They thought that the previous changes of the narcissistic prince were enough to shake the world and make ghosts cry. Nima told us that this dog monster-like guy is really their prince?So the royal family has the blood of the demon clan?When did they hybridize and why didn't they know at all?
...Speaking of Loli...
The butler tried to flatter his young master, but the young master felt that he was wronged, so he became arrogant decisively because he felt that his heart was not going well.Mr. Butler felt very sad.In the past, the young master would throw himself into his arms for comfort when he suffered any grievances, but now... blah blah...
Although his face hurts, the impulse to meet a beautiful woman has the upper hand.So Master Little Sheep walked in front of Luoli with a pig's face on his face.This colorful pig-headed face, coupled with those silly eyes, made Luo Li almost laugh out loud. This kid looks really stupid, but he is so cute.So, Lori greeted first.
"Thank you, let's make friends." Such a cute little friend feels happy physically and mentally when he is with him.
The young master Little Sheep blushed upon hearing this sentence, and the big reversal in the end made him feel ashamed to death. He must definitely arrest these people and become miners and coolies!Guys who don't work well after receiving money must be arrested and sent to reform through labor.In fact, even if Master Little Sheep forgot about the group of temporary workers who committed crimes below, Mr. Steward would never forget.This group of hateful guys hurt his young master, made the young master angry with him, humane destruction would be light.So, in fact, the young master's order actually saved people.Mr. Housekeeper burst into tears again, the young master is really kind~
As for dying immediately or being tortured to death, who cares.
"This gentleman?"
Luo Li looked suspiciously at the big watery eyes of Master Little Sheep.It is true that only one pair of eyes can see Zhang Mengzheng's face at the moment.
Although Luoli was expressionless, the instinct of the little animal told him that the beauty seemed to like him quite a bit, and the little fat sheep master who believed in his instinct immediately became turbulent.Although the process of getting acquainted was a bit tortuous, but the beauty is so approachable, and the young master Little Sheep immediately gained confidence.Hastily waved his hands.
"This... this... Wo Bimu yoba da mud snake, it was mud that saved La Wo. (This... this, I didn't help you, you saved me)."
Speaking of this, Young Master Little Sheep felt a little ashamed.Obviously he had planned everything, but who knows what medicine these guys took wrongly, they actually fought him (in fact, they beat him unilaterally), and in the end, the person he wanted to know saved him.Such a small matter can't be done well, the young master of Little Sheep is heartbroken.
"No, there aren't many people as warm-hearted as you." Lori guessed and guessed, and only then did he roughly understand what the young master Little Sheep was talking about.By the way, there is a special potion in the ring, so give him a bottle so as not to pollute his eyes.
As he spoke, Lori showed admiration in his eyes, looking extremely sincere.This made the young master Little Sheep so happy that he felt a little blissful, and he didn't feel any pain anymore.
"No...don't pick a tree and pick a nest (don't praise me like that)"~(≧▽≦)/~
"You deserve it. Come on, this is my family's special potion. It is the most powerful medicine for treating these injuries."
The young master Little Sheep happily accepted it, and the completely unsuspecting child swallowed the medicine before the housekeeper stopped him.Mr. Steward can only keep Erkang in petrified hands.Young master, although I know that you are eager to make friends, but you have only known each other for a long time, and you dare to eat something of unknown origin. If he hadn't followed the young master, wouldn't his stupid and cute young master have been abducted long ago?When I think of my young master squatting in a dark house with teary eyes, looking up at the skylight pitifully, I feel a tear in my heart.
Mr. Steward's face was full of blood. What link went wrong? Why is his young master so stupid and cute?Obviously the same education method, the same teacher, and the same teaching materials since childhood, why is there such a difference between the fox and the little white rabbit?
The effect of Luoli's medicine is really good, no, one bottle will cure the life, oh no, the medicine will cure the disease.This quick effect made the eyes of the well-informed housekeeper flicker.It seems that his investigative work is not good enough, such medicine can be given out casually, it seems that the status of this young master's friends is not ordinary.His young master's animal-like intuition is very powerful, but as a housekeeper, it is also his job to help the stupid and cute young master distinguish whether the other party is a human or a ghost.
"Your medicine is really effective, my face is different!"
The body is comfortable, and the young master Little Sheep is waving his tender paws in a good mood.
"Get to know me, I'm Damon Wo Cao from Sabie City, just call me Damon."
Luo Li was stiff, he had an urge to pick out his ears, it was from the city of idiots, and it was called "Dumb" Fuck!Child, don't you realize that these nouns are full of the malice of the universe?Forget about the idiot city, the person who named this is either evil or too connotative, but your parents really have the foresight, isn't this kid just cute!As for shit, well, I can't pick a last name or anything.
Luo Li was once again thankful that he was facial paralyzed, so he shouldn't be too easy to hold back his smile.
"I'm Loli Belika, from the imperial capital of the mainland."
"Oh~ we got to know each other, Lori, we will be good friends from now on~"
Hearing Luo Li's surname, Mr. Housekeeper's eyes widened slightly, and he recovered quickly.The stupid and cute young master didn't know that he didn't know, but that was the surname of the famous murderer!Judging by this person's age, he should be that person's son.It is said that the man dotes on this son in every possible way, and even those illegitimate children did not end well because they offended him. If what this man said is true, it would be beneficial for the young master to make friends with him.
But the housekeeper and Ayi, who watched the two chatting more and more happily, and seeing each other more and more, felt different.
Mr. Butler was obviously jealous, biting his handkerchief, and glanced sadly at his young master from time to time, but unfortunately, the young master was busy connecting with new friends, intending to make new friends into good friends, and had no time to respond to Mr. Butler , so the resentment on Mr. Steward's body became stronger, and the cycle continued.
After the scene where the United States saved the hero, both Luo Li and the young master Little Sheep met the friends they wanted to make, and they were finally gratified.
Just when Luo Li and the young master were discussing going to Max City together, a big crisis came to His Royal Highness.
Seeing that His Royal Highness is getting closer and closer to Max City, the killers sent by the right minister are becoming more and more elite and denser.It seems that the right minister is planning to kill the prince before the prince is in the end.That's right, although Max City was originally from the royal palace, many loyal subordinates of the Demon King were sent over because of the Mowu Competition. If the prince meets those people, the assassination will be more difficult.
Leaving aside the elite monsters around the prince, even Debra Mofeng, who joined in, doesn't seem to be compatible with him, let alone Maud, who is an experienced killer.
But no matter how rich the experience is, he can't handle the pig teammates!The location of this assassination happened to be on the edge of a cliff. His Royal Highness was entangled. If he had known earlier, he would not have taken a shortcut. It's a bit of a stretch here.It's not as simple as being ashamed if you don't get hit by someone, but you fall yourself. If you fall, you will be turned into meat sauce. It's not scary to die, but it's ugly.
At such a tense moment, Prince Assas is still struggling with how to die better, there is really no cure.He had to be thankful that Maud didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise Maud said that he was happy to help out with a white job, and it was guaranteed to be painless and beautiful.
Just when the two sides were evenly matched, the prince accidentally jumped towards the cliff. Maude, who was close to the edge of the cliff, reflexively wanted to stop him, but he looked at his small body, so the two hugged like this. Together, they fell down, leaving only a banana peel on the edge of the cliff.Everyone in the audience seemed to have been pressed the pause button. At this time, the sound of "tsk tsk" eating was more obvious, and everyone's eyes were focused on the owner who made the sound.
This person was dressed as one of His Royal Highness's guards, and everyone stared at him eagerly. This person was uncomfortable being stared at, and his mouth finally stopped moving.Everyone looked back and forth between the man and the banana peel, and the little guard was stared at furiously.
"What... what's wrong?" Swallowing the banana in his mouth with difficulty, the little guard asked a little uneasy. "Okay, I know it's hard to gain weight by eating alone, but I really only have one banana, which is not enough for me. I'm hungry and have no energy." Besides, it's hard to gain weight by eating alone, so I don't even need to lose weight.
The leading guard covered his face. Where did this brat come from? It's not a matter of eating at all, okay?You can eat whatever banana you want!The prince even stepped on the banana peel and fell down. You brat is still struggling with how few bananas are enough? !
The men in black looked at each other.
"Thank you, brother!" The words were sincere enough. The two sides were at a stalemate, but they didn't expect that the other party's person was a stroke of genius, and the pig teammate didn't explain.After saying this, the other party made a gesture to indicate retreat.The prince is done, and he is still waiting for dinner!
"What should I do? Do you want to chase?" A little guard asked nervously.
"What are you chasing after? It's important to find the prince." The head guard looked at the cliff where he couldn't see the bottom, and swallowed. It was so high, let alone a prince who was safe and sound.Glancing at a glutton from the corner of the eye, the foreman couldn't help but get angry. The veins popped out. There were more and more crossroads on his forehead. Finally, he couldn't help it. With a burst of chestnuts, the head of the little guard immediately steamed fresh. A piping hot bun.
"Qaq, bro, why did you beat me up." He hugged his head with his hands, and the apple he just took out rolled and rolled to the middle, everyone's eyes were focused on the apple, and the audience was black for a while.This kid, do you know the seriousness of the matter? The prince fell down. As the culprit, he still has the appetite to eat apples at this time. Don't be too nervous.
"You were the one who beat you!" Seeing that the little guard still had the guts to protest, the foreman got angry, "I know how to eat every day. I used to see that you were the youngest and everyone let you go, which made you bold." Looks like I won’t be able to spoil you in the future! Apart from dinner, don’t even want to eat any snacks in the future!”
"Don't!" The cry was miserable, as if someone had died, and it finally had the atmosphere that the subordinates should have after the prince fell.
"If the prince has something to do, he won't even need to eat in the future!" What would you eat if you lost your life? !
"What should I do now?" Debra was in a hurry. Although she was on good terms with the prince and Maude, they were acquaintances after all. She was also worried that they would fall. After all, human life is still very fragile. No matter how good the strength of the two is, they can't use it in the air.
"It should be fine. Just now when he fell down, I threw the defensive ornament that Ache gave me. This ornament is automatic defense, so it should be fine."
"...But shouldn't defensive accessories be effective only when worn?" Debra asked hesitantly. Could it be the new idea of some awesome alchemist?
"This...should be fine..."
Hey, what's the matter with your hesitant tone?
...under the cliff...
In fact, Mo Feng was betting right.If it was the work of other alchemists, it would be useless of course, but what Xuanyuan Che sent out was the work of his cheap master.Who is Xuanyuan Che's cheap master, that is the only cultivation power in the Western Fantasy Continent!His things must be spiritual weapons to be worthy of his high status.When Xuanyuan Che gave this little thing to Mo Feng, Mo Feng dripped blood to recognize its owner. If the owner wants to save someone, the spiritual weapon is of course obedient, although there is a little accident.
"Great, we're safe, Momo... Huh?! Momo, what's wrong with you, Momo?! Don't scare me, why did you faint?!"
Seeing that his sweetheart would not wake up no matter how loudly he screamed, Prince Assas panicked.
Yes, the spiritual weapon did create a protective shield like soap bubbles, sending Prince Assas and Maud safely to the bottom of the cliff, but when Mo Feng threw something, he just hit the unsuspecting Maud Out of a big bag fainted.
Because the sweetheart didn't wake up no matter how loudly he called, Yasas didn't dare to go far, so he could only find some fruits nearby, brought them back to the cave and waited.Fortunately, Maud's breathing was very gentle, which made Assas feel a little relieved.
Just as Asas was looking at the fruit in his hand, wondering if he could eat it, Maud let out a groan.Maud who heard the sound dropped the fruit in his hand, and rushed to Maud like a big dog.
"Honey, how are you, is there anything uncomfortable?"
Looking at someone with a stupid dog expression in front of him, Maude's expression is not the usual disgust, but a little puzzled, curious, and a little uneasy.
"who are you?"
This short sentence made Yasas seem to have encountered something terrible.For him, if his sweetheart completely forgets about him, it would be like the sky falling apart!However, after the panic, the stupid dog suddenly remembered that the owner was still too arrogant to him, if he took this opportunity... Hehe.Stupid Dog almost laughed out loud, but at the critical moment he managed to control himself.Looking at Maude in amnesia with affection and pity.
The author has something to say: the article is coming to an end soon, and of course there are extra episodes, Axue is already planning a new article, I hope you will continue to support it~
As the starting male protagonist, although Xuanyuan Che had a bad life when he was young, since the golden finger, the cruel artifact, was lit up, he immediately transformed from a lure snake into a ginseng winner. After years of hard work, he went from a ginseng winner to Evolved into a Gay Ginseng Winner That Should Be Burnt.How many years has it been since I have been so hard-pressed? Oh no, even when he was bullied back then, Xuanyuan Che kept his back straight, but he cared about his image as a hero. As the son of his father, the Great God, he must be defiant of power. Those who bully him will be cannon fodder sooner or later.but now--
You were so scared that you hid under the bed, brother Xuanyuan, don't you feel ashamed?
Xuanyuan Che: It's almost impossible to keep my innocence, who cares about being ashamed or not!If Loli found out, it wouldn't be as simple as kneeling on the keyboard or the washboard.For a better future, being able to bend and stretch is a real man!
Yes, as early as when he saw the dinner and the tonic soup that was delivered, Xuanyuan Che knew that Annabelle would do something today.In fact, as early as a few days ago, Annabelle was always wearing revealing clothes, spraying fragrant insecticide-like perfume that could kill bugs and dangling in front of him, he knew that the other party was going to stretch out his claws on him.
Winking, lip biting, breast squeezing and so on are staged in turn, girl, didn't your mother tell you to look in the mirror before doing these seductive actions to see if your appearance conforms to the aesthetics.Xuanyuan Che was not happy watching it at all. If it were Luoli, he would be very happy to appreciate it. Flowers and applause must be there. If he is so fascinated by his wife, he can't tell the difference between south, east and north.
The innocence of Nima Laozi's eyes was about to be ruined by this woman, and those eyes glowed green when looking at him, which made him terrified, so he couldn't help but put on more defensive clothes.Emma, let's not undress at night.
If Luoli knew that he was getting close to a woman, he would be violent. If this woman succeeded, those butterflies and bees would not take advantage of it!Must be strictly guarded against.
(What, you said my character is set up as an occupancy? My real body is me with a paralyzed face and an arrogant face? I don’t know if the inner activities of Mensao with a paralyzed face are more active these years. I used to appear in the same chapter as Loli, as a loving wife A good man must not steal the spotlight from his wife.)
As for Annabelle's seductive behavior, Xuanyuan Che felt that his stomach hurt so much. If he hadn't had some scruples, he would have killed her long ago and even the body would not be left behind.But the revolution has not yet succeeded, so I can only squat under the bed and pray that I will be safe tonight.
Seeing the door open with a 'creak', a figure wearing a white gauze and exuding the fragrance of roses slowly drifted in.It really floated in, because the gauze was too thick, and the feet could not be seen at all.A strong midnight bell breath blows towards the face.
Involuntarily, Xuanyuan Che remembered and told a horror story that Luo Li once told - sleeping on the bed at night, if the female ghost sees it, he will be strangled to death, so this man slept under the bed.That night, I really heard the sound of 'da...da...da', but this person was finally strangled to death by the female ghost, because the female ghost jumped to death with her head down...
Overcompensated, Xuanyuan Che seemed to feel a gust of dark wind blowing from the back of his neck.
"...Che..."
Looking at the protruding figure on the bed, Annabelle couldn't help showing a shy smile, which contained a trace of shyness and coquettishness.This man really has no sense of humor!She didn't think that Yi Che's strength would not notice her.fool!It's just that she has made up her mind tonight.Thinking of this, Annabelle floated to the bedside, her bright red lips pursed slightly.
"Idiot, why are you ignoring others~ Let's talk~ Let's talk about our thoughts tonight~"
That ecstasy vibrato made Xuanyuan Che under the bed tremble, and he immediately controlled it, fearing that such a small movement would attract Annabelle, and it would be a waste of effort.Xuanyuan Che praised his wit again.Look at the tone of voice, it's either a female ghost or a female goblin!If it was that late, he would be eaten by the banshee.I don't know how Lori will reward him for his wit.
Yes, I will give you a slap in the face for your charm. =v=
"Che...can I call you Brother Che?"
You yelled and asked me if I could, you're kidding me!I really underestimated this woman. Although this person is a battle scum, this mental attack is really not to be underestimated. The sound wave attack mixed with that skill made the bones tremble.Commonly known as - soft feet (frightened pee).
Annabelle didn't know that her sweetheart was complaining about her under the bed, but she still felt that she was still cute today, how could her sweetheart not like to pinch~
It's just that, in the long night, of course it's just to talk about things on your mind, how can you waste time here, this idiot is so dumb, it seems impossible for him to take the initiative, even if she holds back her shyness, she still wants to take the initiative!
If Xuanyuan Che knows that this girl actually knows what shyness is, he must seriously say to her: There is no luck (sexuality) by force, so please don't force it!
Of course, the girl doesn't know that her sweetheart has so many flaws in her heart.So, the girl boldly stretched out her flamboyant hands to peel off her clothes, and then, like a piggy, stretched out her hands to hug the protruding quilt.With just this hug, my sister was stunned, and threw off the quilt.There is no sweetheart in her imagination inside, it is simply empty!The sister paper became angry from embarrassment, her face was flushed, and she was about to smoke from the heat.At last, she was still concerned that she was not wearing any clothes, so she squatted down and picked up the gauze that was thrown on the ground and put it on casually, and walked around the room, but she didn't find Xuanyuan Che's figure. Finally, looking at the fluttering window screen, she walked over and went outside. Looking around, he didn't find Xuanyuan Che's figure, so he gave up.
Why can't you see anyone?Sister Annabelle couldn't help but have a big brain.Could it be that brother Che doesn't want to get close to me?Why?Doesn't he like me?Could it be that some vixen hooked his soul when I wasn't paying attention?But I obviously chose the male waiter on purpose!Oh, no, I was misled by inertial thinking, who knows if those people have the same hobbies as the prince!It's just that if you dare to play tricks under my nose, that's fine!
After Annabelle floated away for a while, Xuanyuan Che tremblingly stretched out a hand from under the bed, and crawled out from under the bed in Miss Kayako's classic crawling posture.I hid too hastily just now, and accidentally twisted my waist. ==|||
So, after tonight, from the guards to the maids, no matter men or women, everyone felt that their life was even more difficult.Which bastard messed with the lady?The young lady of their family is not a good person to get along with. After getting such a beautiful man before, the symptoms of menopause were weakened, why did the old disease relapse?Being picked on every day by people whose noses are not noses, and whose eyes are not eyes, this day is really unbearable.
……Dividing line……
Debra and Mo Feng witnessed a scene in which a hero saves a beauty and a beauty promises her body.It's a pity that a certain hero who looks weaker than the beauty has long been attached to him and is steadfast, so the certain beauty can only surround the hero like a fly.
"This is really a beloved rival-turned-lover scene."
Mo Feng heheed twice, he was very happy about this scene, he would not mind helping the prince if necessary, not only watched the play, but also helped Ah Che to kill him, he really touched the good brother of the century.
"It's bloody, it's much better than any stage play. It's said that this guy is not that weak, what kind of white lotus is he pretending to be, he is obviously a cannibal flower. Look at him now, he is much more pleasing to the eye."
Debra also enjoyed watching it with relish. This dramatic plot is very similar to the romance between her and Lori hiding under the covers. I wonder if this development is the same bloody thing?And the actors are all good looking, worth watching.What Debra doesn't know is that she really has a talent for screenwriting (crow's mouth).
Received the eyes of the unscrupulous duo watching the show, and then looked at the creature with a dog tail wagging at him that was following behind him all the time. His face turned red, he turned into a piranha in a second, and slapped a certain big dog away.However, this picture does not show how angry he is, but a shy expression. No, His Royal Highness, who suddenly crossed species recently, wags his tail.
Maude regretted saving the creature in a momentary twitch, and almost yelled madly, "What do you like about me, can I change it?!" If he had to choose again-he would still be saved.This is really a frustrating multiple choice question.
"Momo dear, please accept my love~" This is what dogs say every day.
"Go and play by yourself!"
When he heard it for the first time, Maude still had the mood to twitch and said that he liked Loli, but a certain dog just couldn't understand human words, and in the end, Maude didn't bother to talk to him anymore.Otherwise, next time he encounters an assassination, he should stay away from this guy.
Although he has never chased anyone before, and he has not even made a formal move to pursue Luo Li, but he knows that it is necessary to be thick-skinned in pursuit of his sweetheart. Turn over old accounts.Moreover, seeing the same person, they really have a tacit understanding, which proves that their aesthetic hobbies are the same, haha.As a good boy with integrity in three views, he can't do things like pry the corner of the wall, he must lead Momo into the right path!Look at my upright face.
Looking at the previously icy and noble Prince showing a stupid dog-like smile, not to mention Maude, even his subordinates couldn't hold it anymore.They thought that the previous changes of the narcissistic prince were enough to shake the world and make ghosts cry. Nima told us that this dog monster-like guy is really their prince?So the royal family has the blood of the demon clan?When did they hybridize and why didn't they know at all?
...Speaking of Loli...
The butler tried to flatter his young master, but the young master felt that he was wronged, so he became arrogant decisively because he felt that his heart was not going well.Mr. Butler felt very sad.In the past, the young master would throw himself into his arms for comfort when he suffered any grievances, but now... blah blah...
Although his face hurts, the impulse to meet a beautiful woman has the upper hand.So Master Little Sheep walked in front of Luoli with a pig's face on his face.This colorful pig-headed face, coupled with those silly eyes, made Luo Li almost laugh out loud. This kid looks really stupid, but he is so cute.So, Lori greeted first.
"Thank you, let's make friends." Such a cute little friend feels happy physically and mentally when he is with him.
The young master Little Sheep blushed upon hearing this sentence, and the big reversal in the end made him feel ashamed to death. He must definitely arrest these people and become miners and coolies!Guys who don't work well after receiving money must be arrested and sent to reform through labor.In fact, even if Master Little Sheep forgot about the group of temporary workers who committed crimes below, Mr. Steward would never forget.This group of hateful guys hurt his young master, made the young master angry with him, humane destruction would be light.So, in fact, the young master's order actually saved people.Mr. Housekeeper burst into tears again, the young master is really kind~
As for dying immediately or being tortured to death, who cares.
"This gentleman?"
Luo Li looked suspiciously at the big watery eyes of Master Little Sheep.It is true that only one pair of eyes can see Zhang Mengzheng's face at the moment.
Although Luoli was expressionless, the instinct of the little animal told him that the beauty seemed to like him quite a bit, and the little fat sheep master who believed in his instinct immediately became turbulent.Although the process of getting acquainted was a bit tortuous, but the beauty is so approachable, and the young master Little Sheep immediately gained confidence.Hastily waved his hands.
"This... this... Wo Bimu yoba da mud snake, it was mud that saved La Wo. (This... this, I didn't help you, you saved me)."
Speaking of this, Young Master Little Sheep felt a little ashamed.Obviously he had planned everything, but who knows what medicine these guys took wrongly, they actually fought him (in fact, they beat him unilaterally), and in the end, the person he wanted to know saved him.Such a small matter can't be done well, the young master of Little Sheep is heartbroken.
"No, there aren't many people as warm-hearted as you." Lori guessed and guessed, and only then did he roughly understand what the young master Little Sheep was talking about.By the way, there is a special potion in the ring, so give him a bottle so as not to pollute his eyes.
As he spoke, Lori showed admiration in his eyes, looking extremely sincere.This made the young master Little Sheep so happy that he felt a little blissful, and he didn't feel any pain anymore.
"No...don't pick a tree and pick a nest (don't praise me like that)"~(≧▽≦)/~
"You deserve it. Come on, this is my family's special potion. It is the most powerful medicine for treating these injuries."
The young master Little Sheep happily accepted it, and the completely unsuspecting child swallowed the medicine before the housekeeper stopped him.Mr. Steward can only keep Erkang in petrified hands.Young master, although I know that you are eager to make friends, but you have only known each other for a long time, and you dare to eat something of unknown origin. If he hadn't followed the young master, wouldn't his stupid and cute young master have been abducted long ago?When I think of my young master squatting in a dark house with teary eyes, looking up at the skylight pitifully, I feel a tear in my heart.
Mr. Steward's face was full of blood. What link went wrong? Why is his young master so stupid and cute?Obviously the same education method, the same teacher, and the same teaching materials since childhood, why is there such a difference between the fox and the little white rabbit?
The effect of Luoli's medicine is really good, no, one bottle will cure the life, oh no, the medicine will cure the disease.This quick effect made the eyes of the well-informed housekeeper flicker.It seems that his investigative work is not good enough, such medicine can be given out casually, it seems that the status of this young master's friends is not ordinary.His young master's animal-like intuition is very powerful, but as a housekeeper, it is also his job to help the stupid and cute young master distinguish whether the other party is a human or a ghost.
"Your medicine is really effective, my face is different!"
The body is comfortable, and the young master Little Sheep is waving his tender paws in a good mood.
"Get to know me, I'm Damon Wo Cao from Sabie City, just call me Damon."
Luo Li was stiff, he had an urge to pick out his ears, it was from the city of idiots, and it was called "Dumb" Fuck!Child, don't you realize that these nouns are full of the malice of the universe?Forget about the idiot city, the person who named this is either evil or too connotative, but your parents really have the foresight, isn't this kid just cute!As for shit, well, I can't pick a last name or anything.
Luo Li was once again thankful that he was facial paralyzed, so he shouldn't be too easy to hold back his smile.
"I'm Loli Belika, from the imperial capital of the mainland."
"Oh~ we got to know each other, Lori, we will be good friends from now on~"
Hearing Luo Li's surname, Mr. Housekeeper's eyes widened slightly, and he recovered quickly.The stupid and cute young master didn't know that he didn't know, but that was the surname of the famous murderer!Judging by this person's age, he should be that person's son.It is said that the man dotes on this son in every possible way, and even those illegitimate children did not end well because they offended him. If what this man said is true, it would be beneficial for the young master to make friends with him.
But the housekeeper and Ayi, who watched the two chatting more and more happily, and seeing each other more and more, felt different.
Mr. Butler was obviously jealous, biting his handkerchief, and glanced sadly at his young master from time to time, but unfortunately, the young master was busy connecting with new friends, intending to make new friends into good friends, and had no time to respond to Mr. Butler , so the resentment on Mr. Steward's body became stronger, and the cycle continued.
After the scene where the United States saved the hero, both Luo Li and the young master Little Sheep met the friends they wanted to make, and they were finally gratified.
Just when Luo Li and the young master were discussing going to Max City together, a big crisis came to His Royal Highness.
Seeing that His Royal Highness is getting closer and closer to Max City, the killers sent by the right minister are becoming more and more elite and denser.It seems that the right minister is planning to kill the prince before the prince is in the end.That's right, although Max City was originally from the royal palace, many loyal subordinates of the Demon King were sent over because of the Mowu Competition. If the prince meets those people, the assassination will be more difficult.
Leaving aside the elite monsters around the prince, even Debra Mofeng, who joined in, doesn't seem to be compatible with him, let alone Maud, who is an experienced killer.
But no matter how rich the experience is, he can't handle the pig teammates!The location of this assassination happened to be on the edge of a cliff. His Royal Highness was entangled. If he had known earlier, he would not have taken a shortcut. It's a bit of a stretch here.It's not as simple as being ashamed if you don't get hit by someone, but you fall yourself. If you fall, you will be turned into meat sauce. It's not scary to die, but it's ugly.
At such a tense moment, Prince Assas is still struggling with how to die better, there is really no cure.He had to be thankful that Maud didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise Maud said that he was happy to help out with a white job, and it was guaranteed to be painless and beautiful.
Just when the two sides were evenly matched, the prince accidentally jumped towards the cliff. Maude, who was close to the edge of the cliff, reflexively wanted to stop him, but he looked at his small body, so the two hugged like this. Together, they fell down, leaving only a banana peel on the edge of the cliff.Everyone in the audience seemed to have been pressed the pause button. At this time, the sound of "tsk tsk" eating was more obvious, and everyone's eyes were focused on the owner who made the sound.
This person was dressed as one of His Royal Highness's guards, and everyone stared at him eagerly. This person was uncomfortable being stared at, and his mouth finally stopped moving.Everyone looked back and forth between the man and the banana peel, and the little guard was stared at furiously.
"What... what's wrong?" Swallowing the banana in his mouth with difficulty, the little guard asked a little uneasy. "Okay, I know it's hard to gain weight by eating alone, but I really only have one banana, which is not enough for me. I'm hungry and have no energy." Besides, it's hard to gain weight by eating alone, so I don't even need to lose weight.
The leading guard covered his face. Where did this brat come from? It's not a matter of eating at all, okay?You can eat whatever banana you want!The prince even stepped on the banana peel and fell down. You brat is still struggling with how few bananas are enough? !
The men in black looked at each other.
"Thank you, brother!" The words were sincere enough. The two sides were at a stalemate, but they didn't expect that the other party's person was a stroke of genius, and the pig teammate didn't explain.After saying this, the other party made a gesture to indicate retreat.The prince is done, and he is still waiting for dinner!
"What should I do? Do you want to chase?" A little guard asked nervously.
"What are you chasing after? It's important to find the prince." The head guard looked at the cliff where he couldn't see the bottom, and swallowed. It was so high, let alone a prince who was safe and sound.Glancing at a glutton from the corner of the eye, the foreman couldn't help but get angry. The veins popped out. There were more and more crossroads on his forehead. Finally, he couldn't help it. With a burst of chestnuts, the head of the little guard immediately steamed fresh. A piping hot bun.
"Qaq, bro, why did you beat me up." He hugged his head with his hands, and the apple he just took out rolled and rolled to the middle, everyone's eyes were focused on the apple, and the audience was black for a while.This kid, do you know the seriousness of the matter? The prince fell down. As the culprit, he still has the appetite to eat apples at this time. Don't be too nervous.
"You were the one who beat you!" Seeing that the little guard still had the guts to protest, the foreman got angry, "I know how to eat every day. I used to see that you were the youngest and everyone let you go, which made you bold." Looks like I won’t be able to spoil you in the future! Apart from dinner, don’t even want to eat any snacks in the future!”
"Don't!" The cry was miserable, as if someone had died, and it finally had the atmosphere that the subordinates should have after the prince fell.
"If the prince has something to do, he won't even need to eat in the future!" What would you eat if you lost your life? !
"What should I do now?" Debra was in a hurry. Although she was on good terms with the prince and Maude, they were acquaintances after all. She was also worried that they would fall. After all, human life is still very fragile. No matter how good the strength of the two is, they can't use it in the air.
"It should be fine. Just now when he fell down, I threw the defensive ornament that Ache gave me. This ornament is automatic defense, so it should be fine."
"...But shouldn't defensive accessories be effective only when worn?" Debra asked hesitantly. Could it be the new idea of some awesome alchemist?
"This...should be fine..."
Hey, what's the matter with your hesitant tone?
...under the cliff...
In fact, Mo Feng was betting right.If it was the work of other alchemists, it would be useless of course, but what Xuanyuan Che sent out was the work of his cheap master.Who is Xuanyuan Che's cheap master, that is the only cultivation power in the Western Fantasy Continent!His things must be spiritual weapons to be worthy of his high status.When Xuanyuan Che gave this little thing to Mo Feng, Mo Feng dripped blood to recognize its owner. If the owner wants to save someone, the spiritual weapon is of course obedient, although there is a little accident.
"Great, we're safe, Momo... Huh?! Momo, what's wrong with you, Momo?! Don't scare me, why did you faint?!"
Seeing that his sweetheart would not wake up no matter how loudly he screamed, Prince Assas panicked.
Yes, the spiritual weapon did create a protective shield like soap bubbles, sending Prince Assas and Maud safely to the bottom of the cliff, but when Mo Feng threw something, he just hit the unsuspecting Maud Out of a big bag fainted.
Because the sweetheart didn't wake up no matter how loudly he called, Yasas didn't dare to go far, so he could only find some fruits nearby, brought them back to the cave and waited.Fortunately, Maud's breathing was very gentle, which made Assas feel a little relieved.
Just as Asas was looking at the fruit in his hand, wondering if he could eat it, Maud let out a groan.Maud who heard the sound dropped the fruit in his hand, and rushed to Maud like a big dog.
"Honey, how are you, is there anything uncomfortable?"
Looking at someone with a stupid dog expression in front of him, Maude's expression is not the usual disgust, but a little puzzled, curious, and a little uneasy.
"who are you?"
This short sentence made Yasas seem to have encountered something terrible.For him, if his sweetheart completely forgets about him, it would be like the sky falling apart!However, after the panic, the stupid dog suddenly remembered that the owner was still too arrogant to him, if he took this opportunity... Hehe.Stupid Dog almost laughed out loud, but at the critical moment he managed to control himself.Looking at Maude in amnesia with affection and pity.
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