On the correct way for cats to attack their owners

An Qian melancholy stirred the pot of broth in front of him. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at An Xiu, who was lying on the quilt and happily playing with his tail, feeling that he couldn't be happier anymore.The tingling sensation from the tail made him want to pour the pot of hot soup in his hand onto the perverted head!

Why is this happening? Is he really going to write the word Anqian backwards!It seems that from the past until now when he meets Anxiu, his IQ will always be negative!

This time, because of the metamorphosis, he would pretend to be pitiful, so he decided to keep him because of his conscience. Nima, this is the rhythm of dancing with wolves. Bye-Bye!

An Qian secretly clenched his fists, and this time he couldn't do it again... A saber shot at An Xiu, and he cut himself into minced meat and made broth for the perverted person for dinner!

"Qianqian, aren't you alright? I'm so hungry~" Anxiu inexplicably received An Qian's seemingly sharp but actually extremely cute eyes, and the irrepressible cuteness flew up and hugged An Qian's waist, Another "baji" kissed An Qian on the cheek, "Qianqian, don't look at me with such cute eyes, I can't help but eat you up." As soon as he finished speaking, he kicked back on the bed , the tip of the nose was pointed at the nose by a spoon emitting high temperature.

"Get away from me, sir, don't yell at me thousands of times, it sounds disgusting, you are so weak!" An Qian stepped on An Xiu who had been tossing around, and dropped the soup spoon into the pot, He scooped up a spoonful of broth, tasted it, glanced at Anxiu who was pretending to be poor again, the corners of his mouth twitched, he retracted his feet, and said mercifully, "Okay, you can eat."

After finishing speaking, he didn't care what An Xiu was going to do, and walked out of the cave alone. The bamboo raft had been made, probably because An Xiu saw that he was pinching the cat and fox to summon the vines.An Qian touched his wrist, and the cat fox had been taken back into his soul power. Although he was a little surprised, why the cat fox, who was unwilling to return to his soul power no matter how much he called a few days ago, suddenly became obedient.

But it's good to go back, Anxiu is oppressed and bullied by Maohu Lao.For the cat fox, there is an inexplicable guilt. Wang Zhanzhong promised to treat the cat fox well. As a result, along the way, he seems to pay little attention to the cat fox. Now he can't even do basic protection. Even if he becomes a so-called The king can't protect the person he wants to protect, and all this is due to his not being strong enough.

Powerful... An Qian looked at the sky, it would be 9 o'clock soon, thinking, sitting cross-legged on the platform outside the cave just like noon, took out a bag of Lingshi fruit, and gnawed it.

An Xiu, who was in the middle of sweeping up the broth made by An Qian, resembled a devil entering the village without any grass, and was in the midst of being overjoyed that the cute guy had made him a pot of broth. Su Si, then squatted next to An Qian handsomely holding the pot and said, "It's going to rain, you'll catch a cold."

"Then you go in." Without stopping, An Qian stuffed another Lingshi fruit into his mouth and bit off half of it.

"No, I'm going in. What if you faint later?" Anxiu sat on the ground directly, with a tone like a child, holding the pot and drinking from a spoon, "I want to guard you."

An Qian paused for the movement of the Lingshi fruit, "Do whatever you want."

It was raining again in the sky, not like the downpour at noon, but a gentle drizzle. The silky raindrops hit the face without pain, like a gentle touch, with a touch of nostalgia.Countless drops of rain fall on the same place, gathering enough force on the ground to fall into the ground, and there is not even the slightest sound when it hits the ground. If it weren't for the raindrops in the sky that replaced the former and the cool touch on the body, this rain would As if it didn't exist.

"This rain seems to be sad." An Qian raised his hand, but there was no way to gather a puddle of clear water. The drizzle fell all over the sky, but it could only leave a trace, and then dissipated into a faint mist, which gradually thinned and rolled up. With a few gusts of cool wind, nothing was left behind.

"Qianqian, my mother once told me to be friends with ice." Anxiu looked at the rain, and seemed to feel more deeply than Anqian. He kept scooping up the broth and said vaguely, " One day, my mother threw me into a snow mountain, where there was no food, no one, there was snow in the morning, noon and evening, the snow in the morning could cover the dawn, the snow at noon could freeze the sun, and the snow in the evening blended into the night , and then I watched the snow fall and stop, stop and fall every day, Qianqian, why do you think there is so much snow to fall."

An Qian turned her head to look at An Xiu, pursed her lips and did not speak.

"I told you not to look at me like this, I will eat you up." Anxiu grinned, "Do you know where the strongest part of the ice sword is? Mother said that every time the sword stabs out, I I also thought so at first, but later I found out that I was wrong, not every time the sword stabs out, but the belief in the heart of the person who is integrated with the sword when the sword stabs out."

An Qian stared at An Xiu, and suddenly rubbed his hands on An Xiu's head, feeling a little sad, and cursed: "You idiot, you lied to me again, you have never been to any snow mountain."

"Ah, I was discovered! Qianqian is really smart." An Xiu scratched his head.

An Xiu's amnesia seems to be much more pleasing to the eye than the original An Xiu.

In fact, he and Anxiu didn't quarrel to the point of endless death, you die and me die. After that, Anxiu, a pervert, went around trying to catch some wild cats and throw them into the cage, let him fight them, just now At first, he was really angry, wishing he could rush out of the iron cage and bite this perverted human being to death with his teeth.

He did indeed do this. When he arrived at the cat that Anxiu brought every time he could quickly kill it, Anxiu wanted to lift him out of the cage with satisfaction, and he tried his best to leave a mark on Anxiu's body. A wound, if I remember correctly, should be on the abdomen.

Since then, Anxiu has never caught a cat again, but has made sure that he will not run away. He raised a few mastiffs to chase him every day. From morning till night, he felt like crazy. Anxiu tried to kill him, but every time he was about to succeed, Anxiu always escaped.

He and Anxiu are like children playing a game, in a state where you come and go, and there are many sneak attacks and plots behind the scenes, and no one kills the other in the end.But there is a miraculous phenomenon, every time someone or other animals bully him, as long as they are not brought by Anxiu, a few mastiffs will appear heroically and heroically, and then kill the enemy heroically. This phenomenon has made him sigh many times. ︶Attitude is also conscientious.

Once, he was walking alone on the street, the little master was not there, and Anxiu was out of order again, so he could only take a walk by himself, and then passed by an alley, he heard someone's voice, which was still a little familiar, and he endured it. I couldn't help but walked in to have a look, and saw that An Xiu was fighting with a group of people of the same age, and he was not very optimistic. It had already appeared that An Xiu was besieged in a corner and beaten.

Jiangshan is easy to change and nature is difficult to change. An Qian feels that this is the case for himself. Obviously he should obediently watch from the sidelines, and then laugh like "Oh ha ha" in his heart, and look at it gloatingly. It is best to pray that this person will stay People who would only harm him and other cats in the world were beaten to death quickly, probably because of being tortured by An Xiu. At that time, when he saw An Xiu being beaten, he was inexplicably angry.

It was as if one's own things had been touched by someone. Animals are extremely possessive. He froze at that moment, rushed out, scratched one person's face with a wave of his claws, and then jumped and wiped the other person's face. One person directly wiped his neck and killed them. Those people probably got scared and ran away faster and faster one by one, shouting "the cat is crazy".

He remembered that as usual, he yelled at Anxiu who was leaning against the wall with a little disgust and hatred, and laughed, meaning, you are too weak to be killed by such a poor person.

He remembered that An Xiu stood up on his back, and instead of answering him with a dark and mocking smile as usual, he leaned on the wall, limped out of the alley, and slowly walked towards home.

He followed behind all the way, looking at Anxiu's lonely and even helpless back, tilting his head, wondering what this man was thinking, didn't he just lose the fight?Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs, it's no big deal.

Scratching Anxiu's trouser legs with his paws and ignoring him until he got home, under Aunt Lin's exclamation, Anxiu shut himself in the room, no matter who asked him to open the door for three days, just in front of Aunt Lin When he was worried about asking someone to knock on the door, the door opened, and the hostility between An Xiu's brows became heavier.

At that time, he thought, maybe, Anxiu wasn't the bad person he wanted to be.

"Qianqian?" Anxiu shook Anqian worriedly, and put his hand on Anqian's forehead naturally, "Is it dizzy or not, is it painful or not, is it uncomfortable, we won't get wet in the rain, shall we go back to the cave? "

"No." An Qian shook his head and stopped thinking about what was there, and directly rejected An Xiu's proposal. The bamboo raft has been made, and he will leave here tomorrow. He must hurry up tonight and strive for Mingwu night. rain.

"Wow! What are you doing?" An Qian screamed, and was suddenly pulled up by An Xiu and hugged her waist, and then hugged by a princess, and was placed on the quilt in the cave in an instant.

"My dear Qianqian, Xiuxiu will show you how to turn snowflakes into snowflakes. The rain outside is so boring, not as good-looking as Xiuxiu's snowflakes." An Xiu was serious, pulled off a quilt, rolled An Qian into the quilt, and thought about it Want to bring him back out again.

"What Qianqian Xiuxiu, your amnesia is still the same perverted soul! Wow! What are you doing, don't tear my clothes, I'm not a cat now, even a cat can't pluck your hair, be a pervert!"

An Xiu calmly peeled off An Qian's slightly wet coat, leaving only the underwear, and solemnly stuffed the cutie who was in a state of fried hair and lost his mind into the quilt again, and said seriously: "The coat is wet, and you will catch a cold. .”

Then he pulled his own collar, untied it one by one in front of An Qian, and also took off the wet coat, and under An Qian's terrified eyes, got into the bed calmly, and rolled over with An Qian in his arms After confirming that it was impossible for An Qian to get out without his help, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Changed, why did you come in, I don't want to sleep with you, get up quickly!" An Qian struggled to no avail, staring at An Xiu and grinding her teeth.

"There is only one bed in the cave." An Xiu blinked innocently.

"There's some grass over there. Just move some quilts over there. Anyway, there are so many quilts." An Qian pouted towards the place where she made the bamboo raft before, feeling a bad premonition in her heart.

"No, I'm afraid of the cold, Qianqian is warm, and it's comfortable to hold Qianqian to sleep, but it's cold and uncomfortable to sleep in."

An Qian: "..."

"Don't turn me into a cat, or you will pull out your cat hair!"

An Qian: "!!!"