Male God, Rabbit Ji Comes to CP with You [Network Matching]

Of course there is time to stuff the chrysanthemum, but the premise is that you can stuff it in.

Liu Ye tightened his rabbit face, sat down on the phone, covered him with his small round tail, raised his two front paws, and stuck out his tongue obediently, Doudou's eyes were bright, and he wrote that I have done nothing wrong Do.

Seeing the rabbit sitting there obediently, the man felt relieved. After all, this was the first time a pet lived in since Mimi left.The man patted Liu Ye's head and told him: "Sleep well, don't run around, or you won't be found. If you can't find it, you won't have anything to eat tomorrow."

Liu Ye moved his butt. He was actually very nervous. He didn't know if the man had seen his cell phone. , took a difficult action - he stuck out his pink and tender tongue, and licked the man's palm.

Hey, you are a rabbit, not a Mosaya, don't use the wrong skills again! =+=

This trick was really useful, the man didn't look carefully, so he didn't find anything under the rabbit's buttocks, so he said good night and left.

Liu Ye let out a long sigh of relief when he saw him close the door, unlocked his phone, and sent a text message to Uncle Qing.

When he fell off the cliff yesterday, he was still on the phone with Uncle Qing. Uncle Qing also called back a few times afterwards, but Liu Ye didn't pick up any of them.If he receives it, he can't speak, let alone explain.

"Uncle Qing, I'm fine, I just fell down, just rest and rest, I'll check on the money, I'm sure you won't miss me, thank you for taking care of me for so many days."

Pressing the send button, Liu Ye buried the phone in the cat's nest, which was covered with a cushion, and Liu Ye stuffed the phone under the cushion, then lay on the bump of the phone, with his ears drooping, slowly close your eyes.

It's all like a dream.

When he woke up the next day, he lowered his head and saw his paws like big white steamed buns. Liu Ye calmly rubbed his paws up and down, pricked up his ears, and regained his vitality.

Even if you become a rabbit, you have to live strong.

Working in this state must be yellow. Instead of waiting to be notified, Liu Ye directly sent a text message to GM's HR saying that he could not go to work on time, was sick, and might not be able to work.The reply he got was naturally to terminate the labor relationship. After all, no one had reported to the company, let alone signed a labor contract. All of this was reasonable, so Liu Ye was not too sad.

He slept on his stomach last night, and he was not used to it. As soon as he woke up, he spread his belly, stretched his limbs to relax, and his ears dangled.I looked up at the time, it was nearly 9:[-], and it was time for the owner to come back to feed.In his sleep, he vaguely heard the man standing in front of him watching for a while, but he was too sleepy to open his eyelids and fell asleep again, the last thing he heard was the sound of the door closing.

Men should not forget that there is a rabbit waiting to be fed at home, right? 〒▽〒

Liu Ye licked the fur around his mouth, and tasted the bath liquid in his mouth.

The door opened in response, and Liu Ye got up with a grunt and looked at the man.The man is carrying a lot of things in his hand, the most important thing is that it smells like food, a lot of food!

He saw carrots! !

In her previous life (=+=), Liu Ye didn't like carrots very much, but now she has become a rabbit who can't help swallowing when she sees carrots, and is more excited than seeing meat.

The man puts the food in the kitchen, puts things like rabbit cages and bath liquid where they should be put, and then approaches his rabbit.

Today happened to be the last day of the weekend, so the man went to the pet store to buy some necessities for the rabbit.A three- to four-month-old rabbit like Liu Ye needs to be raised carefully, otherwise it will die easily.Rabbits have bought everything they need to eat and use, and I understand a lot of things to pay attention to. For example, rabbits are so small that they can’t take a bath. Rabbits like to be clean and generally don’t need to take a bath, so he The late behavior was reckless. Fortunately, the rabbit was not uncomfortable when I checked in the morning, otherwise I would regret it to death.

Rabbit food is really not something to eat too much. The man bought carrots and rabbit grass to improve his food. Yesterday, rabbits could still eat meat. We can also consider adding this to the recipe in the future.In short, the rabbits in his family must not be hungry, and must be raised well.

The clerk also suggested to give the rabbit a name so that he has a sense of belonging, and calling more often can also enhance the relationship. The man thinks of his rabbit's human behavior, and thinks this suggestion is even more good.It's just that he still doesn't know whether his rabbit is male or female.

The man took a carrot, and the clerk reminded that some rabbits are more noisy. Although the rabbits were very good in the bath last night, today it depends on his private place. I don’t know if such a clever rabbit will resist. So grabbing a carrot should smooth things out a bit.

"Want to eat?" The man squatted down in front of the cat's litter, smiling and shaking the little carrot in his hand.

"Chichi!" I want to eat!Liu Ye lowered his head and stroked the hair on his face, his face was messed up just after waking up, maybe there was eye mucus on his face!

"Then you have to be good." The man put the carrot next to the rabbit's paw.

Liu Ye looked at him with cute little eyes, he must be very obedient, then consciously held the carrot with his paws, and gnawed it little by little, with the little round tail trembling behind him.

The man stood him up, Liu Ye didn't feel anything wrong, then hugged the carrot and gnawed it with rabbit teeth until his two little hind legs were separated by the man.

……

=Dish=What do you want to do? !

Liu Ye immediately threw the half-gnawed carrot on the man's face, because the man was lying in front of him at this moment with his head down to check... Damn it!Sure enough, he can't be tempted by food, what does he want to do!They are all public, you might as well look at yourself if you look at me!I am not as big as you!

It is simply impossible to get sick again!

Still watching?

Liu Ye was walking with short legs, but he just couldn't break free from his hand. He succeeded just now by letting down his vigilance, and the struggle now is extremely difficult.Liu Ye hit, scratched and scratched, vowing to defend her little penis to the death!Isn't this the rhythm of birth control?Suppressed, he still wants to give birth to a little bunny! !

"It's male." The man was scratched several times by him, and finally saw Liu Ye's pink and tender dick under the fluff.

Liu Ye was furious.

After the man achieved his goal, he let go of his hand, so after Liu Ye was freed, he jumped on the man and began to slap him, scratching and using his teeth, biting a shirt from the shoulder of the man, which shows the extent of his anger .

Hero, can you pick up your integrity, do your parents know that you are such a rascal outside?

I can't stand it!Liu Ye jumped off him, and landed on the man's crotch in a very vigorous posture, then stretched out his paws and rubbed vigorously.

Now it's clear.

Liu Ye arrogantly raised the rabbit's head, twisted Yuanyuan's buttocks, Xiaoyuan's tail trembled, turned around and picked up the carrot that fell in the nest, and started to chew, completely ignoring the existence of the man.

The man looked helplessly at his rabbit and his crotch, not knowing what expression to make.

This rabbit... is really not the slightest bit smart.

The man smiled and pinched the rabbit's tail before turning around and leaving, while Liu Ye was still gnawing on carrots with his head down.

He's been hit (Jiji was seen) and needs food for relief, hero, another dozen carrots! !

The man looked at the back of the rabbit, stroked his chin, and thought about the name for a long time. However, as a bad name, he really couldn't find a suitable one. Calling Tuanzi or Maoqiu is too common, but calling other names such as Forrest Gump and Avatar The ones were too different, so he couldn't do it. The man picked up his phone and walked to the cat's nest.

Liu Ye felt that he was shrouded in a shadow again. Having learned the lesson just now, he turned around decisively this time, swallowed a mouthful of carrot, and looked at him with cold eyes, what else do you want to do! =dish=

The man adjusted the camera mode, stretched out his hand and touched the rabbit's chin, "Come on, be happy, take a picture of you, eggplant."

Photograph?

Slow down, short oil hero, wait for me to pose!

Liu Ye hesitated for a while whether to stretch out his claws to compare with the scissor hands or to put his claws on his chin to pretend to be deep, the man clicked, and he was done...

Liu Ye was still waving his paws and got stuck in the middle of the road, with a demented look on his face.

_(:?」∠)_

Sword Finger Merry V: I met a lively little rabbit when I was in a hot spring, please help me to think of a name for it XD

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The man clicked OK and sent it.Brainstorm and you should be able to come up with a good name.

Liu Ye finished gnawing on the carrots, saw that the man was not in the living room, secretly took out her phone and opened the Weibo that she hadn't opened for a long time.

……

Then he slammed (inwardly) hard.

"jijijiji!!"

It turns out that the man is Merry Swordsman, his favorite CV! ! ! ! ! ! ! !