College Principal Simulation APP

After skipping the more than 1 hour needed to do the tram, Saitama, who was thinking about it, finally arrived.

Thinking that the game can only be skipped at this time... You curl your lips in boredom, sit up from the gray-toned pixel horizontal chair, move the joystick, and let the pink-haired villain leave the carriage smoothly.

Fu Heisher said at the time that the address is clear, and you can still find it after a careful search. When you open the [Map], you have to feel the hugeness of this map again. The design of a small pixel game is comparable to an RPG that occupies more than 50 GB of memory. online games.

You took the lead in investigating the restaurant where you had a blind date before, but by mistake, you found that the guy's home was near the restaurant.

No wonder we made an appointment here...

Manipulating the game characters to pass through the streets, and occasionally there are ordinary pixel cars driving past the middle of the road. I didn’t pay much attention to these. When the system fell into the familiar loading, the residence of Fuheshier finally appeared on the screen.

[System prompt: Loading...Loading...]

The small pixel house in front of me is a common building in Japan. For the specific appearance, please refer to Crayon Shin-chan. There is a door plate with "Fu Hei" written on it. He is obviously a boy, but the place he lives in is quite ordinary.

Having said that, it is naturally impossible for you to throw him a few million and let him live in a high-end apartment or a big villa. The pocket money you gave before (using Wujo Satoru’s black card) has almost emptied you... students hollowed out.

Feeling a little pained in my heart, I went over the gate and walked in. There was a doorbell next to the anti-theft door of the house, and the small red pixel button was very conspicuous.

You click the button, and a dialog box pops up immediately at the bottom of the screen. The sound effect of "jingle bell" is similar to that when you went to pick up Pangda before, and the door is opened after a short while.

? ? ? :"who is it?"

An unfamiliar profile picture appeared on the dialog box, and it was a black-haired little boy who opened the door. Since the entire back half of his body was hidden behind the door, his exact height could not be judged.

……little boy? !

You were shocked, and immediately guessed that this guy was a certain noble son, but unexpectedly, 20 billion was standing in front of you.

Feeling like an idiot in your heart, you swallowed your saliva, resisting the urge to take him away now, and poked the tender-skinned little boy a few times through the screen, and an option popped out of him.

Choice 1: I finally see you, my 20 billion!

Choice 2: Good boy, I am your mother, where is Shier?

Choice 3: Hello, I am the principal Gojo Satoru.

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

This is not a school, and he might not know it with the headmaster as an introduction...

You hesitated, staring at the first and second options, and finally raised your hand and pressed a more friendly option.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Good boy, I am your mother."

? ? ? : "?"

I am Gojo Satoru: "Where is Shier?"

The black-haired little boy might have been startled by your first sentence, his pixelated eyes widened a little, and after a few seconds he silently stepped aside, opened the door completely, and a string of black ellipses floated out above his head.

? ? ? : "He's at home..."

With the end of this sentence, the layout behind the door is also revealed. This is a very normal house. The owner of a certain topic is walking from behind, with strong muscles, short black hair, and a little boy. As if carved out of a mold, there was an invisible circle of fleshy worms wrapped around his shoulders.

... Hey, what the hell, it's disgusting.

You were immediately disgusted, and took a step back. The pixel meat worm seemed aggrieved, and spit out a bubble.

Fuhesher: "Why are you here?"

Regarding his sudden arrival, the little boy was obviously surprised. He raised his eyebrows but didn't say anything. He just went home temporarily to pick up something, as if he was about to leave now.

He is really a busy person, and he is more busy than himself, the rich man. You snorted coldly, thinking why can't you come?The address is still told by this guy, so come here.

I'm Gojo Satoru: "I don't want to wait until the weekend."

Squeeze the little white face away with your body, you want to touch the black-haired little boy's head, but you don't know if you can do it by raising your hand, but Fu Heisher chuckled lightly, with a lazy expression on his face, and said after thinking about it.

Fu Heisher: "It happens that I have something to go out, so take this kid with you."

Fuhesher: "Oh, it's up to you to take it back to my family, or sell him again."

The dialog box disappeared, and he waved away.

Fu Heisher: "I'm leaving, call me if you need anything."

Option 1: No...

Option 2: Great, I'll take him back now.

Choice 3: What matters to me?Stay and play with me.

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

Seeing that the black-haired boy is about to turn around and leave mercilessly, and there are new options in front of you, you are stunned, and you swipe the options a few times in disbelief, and finally press option 1 inadvertently.

I am Gojo Satoru: "I can't..."

The pink-haired villain pops up a dialog box according to the selection, and he correspondingly pulls the hem of the shirt that the little white face is close to his body. Since the character's back is facing the screen, only the back of the pink head and the little hand holding the corner of the opponent's clothes can be seen.

Fuhesher: "..."

Fuhesher: "I really can't do anything about you."

If you choose it, you choose it. Originally, you wanted to press A to skip it. You hoped that this little boy would leave quickly. Unexpectedly, he suddenly sighed speechlessly, turned around, took a step forward, and suddenly fell in love with Fenfa. The villains stick together, as if holding your face...

This, what is this doing! !

There is a big picture in my heart, but the little boy moves very quickly. Before you have any action, he takes a step back, turns around with no expression, and closes the door with a "click" sound with the disgusting Bala's long bug as if in a good mood.

? ? ? : "○Marriage is illegal..."

After he left, the little boy who was originally acting as air seemed to mutter something.

Because the speech was so fast, the dialog box skipped inadvertently, you didn't notice it, you just felt speechless, and the picture of almost sticking to the bug just now is vivid in your memory.

After Fuheshier left, the [task list] was refreshed, and a new main task was obtained: take care of Fuheshier's son for a day. (0/1)

I'm Gojo Satoru: "Good boy, do you want to go to high school?"

? ? ? : "Sorry, I'm only 3 years old."

what?

You wanted to seduce this kid first, but you were suddenly taken aback by his age, three...three years old? !Isn't he five years old? !Although 5 years old is not too much.

Unexpectedly, Fu Heisher could even remember the age of his son wrongly. You are shocked. What is even more surprising is that the three-year-old is so precocious. In my impression, the three-year-old child is still lying on the ground chasing the age of feeding, But he was able to open the door to ask questions, and his expression was very calm...

In fact, you can come to school a few years in advance.

Choice 1: What's your name?

Choice 2: Let's go, come back to the high school with me.

Choice 3: Baby, mommy loves you.

……

Getting goosebumps all over your body from the last option, you wrinkled your face with aversion to cold, and decisively chose... the last option, eager to see how the cheap son in the game reacts.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Baby, Mommy loves you."

? ? ? : "..."

? ? ? : "..."

As expected, the little boy standing opposite was stunned, a lot of question marks floated above his head, it seemed that he understood every word you said, but he couldn't understand it together, after a while, red bars burst out on his face , took several steps back.

? ? ? : "Please... don't use such nasty words."

Huh?Whoops, I'm still angry!

It feels like he almost said "this is disgusting", and you almost died laughing on the street, thinking that the game setting is quite fun, hehe.

I fell in love with the NPC kid in the teasing game, especially his setting looks more precocious than ordinary kids, you lie on the quilt and move the handle vigorously, catch up with you persistently, and take the initiative to let the pink hair The villain went to stick the little black-haired villain, stretched out his arms to hug him, and recorded the voice softly with a soft voice.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Baby, what's your name?"

? ? ? : "...I'm not a baby."

? ? ? : "My name is Fu Heihui."

I am Gojo Satoru: "Okay, Hui, you will call me Hui from today on."

Fu Heihui: "?"

Fu Heihui: "Has that guy married again..."

Fu Heihui: "But forget it, it's been a long time since I came back, I don't care, please put me down."

You blinked your eyes and realized that there must be some gap between the father and son. Also, the boy with a pretty face was already in charge of the house. You hugged him pitifully, but you didn't expect a new action option to appear, so you clicked [Kiss].

The pink-haired figure immediately stuck to the little boy's face, and there was a loud "chirp~~~" from the phone.

Fu Heihui's eyes seemed to widen, and the little child became angry again, his face was covered with red bars, and he kicked his legs and began to struggle.

Fu Heihui: "Don't make fun of me..."

Fu Heihui: "Sister, you look like a high school student, and you look more like that guy's daughter than you call me that."

Found that the originally quiet little boy started to make trouble, he looked like he wanted to irritate people, but you didn't get to the point, so you didn't let him go down, and manipulated the pink-haired villain to hug the little boy tightly, and then "chirp~~ ~" kissed.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Good boy."

Fu Heihui: "..."

As expected, he seemed to be appointed and stopped moving.

……

There is nothing in Fu Heisher's house, and you are not interested in visiting the poor boy's house, so you simply left here with "20 billion walking" and ran to the shopping street you passed by when you arrived with nothing to do.

"Gollum, Gollum."

Suddenly three wavy lines floated out of the stomach of the little man with the head of a sea urchin. When the dialog box ended, he blushed suddenly. You can tell that the straight girl is because...

A materialized mushroom cloud of pixels appeared above his head, and he seemed to be buried on the pink-haired villain with some embarrassment. His body, which was not moving much, became even more shattered, as if he had completely given up.

Option 1: Take him to eat something.

Option 2: Pretend not to hear.

Option 3: Laugh at the kid for skipping lunch.

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

The sudden option appeared in front of him, and he thought that he was not a devil, it was already past 1 o'clock in the game, and it would be okay to take him to dinner.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Are you hungry, what do you want to eat?"

Fu Heihui: "... Whatever."

The little boy bowed his head in shame.

Then just wander around, thinking that there is a frozen bank card in the storage compartment, and take it out to check. Surprisingly, this card is simply locked, as long as you find the bank, you can unlock it, and the savings 100000 yen, you can use it as you like!

A full 10 yuan!

Your heart is cheering, you can't wait to hold Fu Heihui to find a nearby bank first, and when you unlock it, you will generously donate the money once and treat the NPC to a meal, open the [map], there happens to be a bank in this shopping street, not far away place.

However, when you approached there, you suddenly ran into a slightly familiar person at the door.

The other party was wearing a very common dark-colored kimono, with slightly tight broken bangs combed in front of his forehead, those pixelated eyes were slightly bent, and he was surprised to see the pink-haired villain, and his short legs stopped. in front of myself.

Kamo Xingsuo: "Long time no see, isn't this Miss Xia Xia?"

Kamo Xingso: "In your arms is..."