College Principal Simulation APP

Fu Hesher: "Are you sure you want to go to this hotel?"

Went to the nearest hotel with the black-haired boy, you watched the two people on the screen clinging to each other, sticking together like Siamese twins, you can’t see clearly, you continue to move your hand lever with your head down. go forward.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Not satisfied?"

You asked this guy, but you were too lazy to care about him, thinking that he had too many things to do, and there was only one nearby hotel, so of course you could only come here, click on the [Map] on the left, except for the five hotels arranged by the family Star hotel, there is only one love hotel on this street, it is pink and tender, with a mess of pixel signs hanging on it.

It doesn't look very formal, it doesn't look like that kind of serious place... It should be very cheap to open one.

Fu Heisher: "I don't care, it's ok if you don't mind."

Hmph, that's about the same, you snorted coldly, dragged the muscles sticking to your body, the little boy (actually you were holding the other's arm), pushed open the door of the hotel indifferently, and rushed in.

[System prompt: Loading...Loading.....]

After a while of familiar loading, the picture on the screen changed to the scene inside the hotel. A female NPC in uniform stood at the front desk. She pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, and a bubble with […] floated out of her head. .

Choice 1: Want to open a room.

Choice 2: Want to buy some props.

Choice 3: Do you collect things here?

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

You're going for a quick fix, so go straight to the point and click on the first option.

I am Gojo Satoru: "I want to open the room."

? ? ? : "How many rooms are open?"

I am Gojo Satoru: "1 room."

? ? ? : "..."

After choosing the option of 1 room, the pixel villain standing on the opposite side fell silent for some reason. After poking it a few times, only an ellipsis popped up. Ah, is it stuck again?

I wondered if this game could really be improved. After a pause of more than ten seconds, the staff in front of me finally presented a serious dialog box.

? ? ? : "Tell me frankly, little girl, are you an adult... If you are threatened by that man, don't worry, we will help you."

Huh?

You are about to press the action of skipping A to stop, and you feel that it is very interesting, but you did not expect that this hotel does not look like a serious place, but the staff and the rules of the hotel are surprisingly normal.

I am Gojo Satoru: "I am an adult, and he is also an adult."

Since there is no option, there is a serious bug in the link here, so I can only call out the [Voice Input] function to reply. Fortunately, the game AI recognized it successfully, and the staff responded.

? ? ? : "... I see, then register here. You can stay until 12 noon tomorrow, 3400 yen per night."

After the words fell, the muscular man held by the pink-haired villain still didn't respond, and he obviously didn't intend to pay the money.

Damn...whether it's so expensive, you look at your total assets, and you can't help but feel a lot of pain, but you can settle it early and finish it sooner, because you are thinking about going to the tailor shop to repair your headgear in the afternoon, now you can only bear it .

Click to pay, and the several million in the upper left corner suddenly lost a fraction. He lay down in bed holding his mobile phone angrily, and covered himself with a quilt. The little boy named Fu Heisher was already leading the way. Pushing it into your arms, I consciously pressed the button of the elevator.

Although it is a small hotel, there are still elevators. The newly opened rooms are at the innermost part of the third floor, and you can only find them when you walk all the way to the end.

Manipulate the pink-haired villain to push open the door of 311, and the layout inside is also displayed. The screen is full of pink, pink sheets, pink curtains, and even the walls are hung with pink glittering sequins. The large pixel-shaped bed occupies almost half of the place, and the pillow with "Love" written on it is horizontal, and the breath of "couple" comes out.

Fu Heisher seemed to raise his eyebrows, and without saying anything, he sat directly on the big bed not far away. He was obviously a pixel villain, and his posture was more lazy than you.

Fu Heisher: "Do you want to take a bath?"

The other party popped up a sentence out of nowhere, which directly confused you, scratched your hair and sat next to him together. There is no option in the game, you can only enter it by yourself.

I am Gojo Satoru: "No."

What are you doing taking a shower when you have nothing to do? After talking with this guy, you still plan to solve the problem of the headgear... Is it possible to have a harmonious plot?Just... Even if there is, I don’t want to watch it at all. You’re so bored, and you’re not interested in the mosaiced two pixel villains with small thumbs. You’ve already proved this in the last shower, so what’s the point? good-looking.

Choice 1: Tell me about your son.

Choice 2: Talk about your purpose of coming on a blind date.

Choice 3: I regret it, let's take a bath together?

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Tell me about your son."

Before the little boy reacted, he clicked on option 1, and reluctantly turned his eyes away from the third option. You are still more interested in this guy's son. After all, buy one get one free. I hope he can come to your own school in the future. .

...Why don't you just come to school now, skipping a grade is completely fine, isn't there always news about five-year-olds doing high math problems?

Fuhesher: "My son?"

Fu Heisher: "That kid has nothing to say, as I said before, he has the talent of a conjurer, and he has inherited the ancestral spells of the Chanyuan family."

Fu Heisher: "I made a deal with the Patriarch, the Chanyuan family is willing to pay 10 billion to buy that kid, and there is another condition, that is, let me, who has long been separated from the family, come on a blind date, huh... Because my identity is the most suitable."

Fu Heisher: "And you, the famous young lady."

The black-haired pixel villain casually lifted his left leg to his right leg, and answered questions with a casual look. At the end of the talk, his expression was a little teasing, and he lifted the tail of his clothes and took off the black shirt that was tightly attached to his muscles. .

……ah?He, why did he take off his shirt.

You were startled, and just as you were about to complain about your famous thoughts, you stopped, and what was even more surprising was that options popped up in front of you.

Choice 1: Is it about to start now? I'm in a hurry.

Option 2: You haven't showered yet.

Choice 3: I don't need you to fulfill these obligations.

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

I couldn't help swallowing, and my eyes fell on the two "×" on the opponent's body that were far apart. In order not to be locked by Harmony, I could only click the third option with heartache, and extinguished the right hand that was about to move.

I am Gojo Satoru: "I don't need you to fulfill these obligations."

Fu Hesher: "?"

I am Gojo Satoru: "I bought Shi Er-kun because I want you to come to my school to be a teacher. From now on, you will be the student's physical education teacher."

I am Gojo Satoru: "Three gymnastics classes a week, each class is 2 hours, and the rest of the time is not used."

Fuhesher: "..."

Pressing A in succession, the system automatically popped up a few pre-set plot dialogues according to the options, you nodded in satisfaction, and decided to squeeze it out in your heart... Love the employees, in addition to physical education, there is also a [Housekeeping] The plan of the new course, the attributes of the little boy should be very suitable.

There is no other reason. There are new red dots in the small scroll logo in the upper left corner. Main task 0: Is the simple academic course too boring?Add a new subject to the students. (1/[-])

Fuhesher: "..."

A bunch of infinite ellipsis floated out of the black-haired boy with his upper body bare. He suddenly turned his posture, and the pink-haired little man sitting next to him was pushed down on the bed, and a part of the white sheet was recessed. After making changes, the game character facing him suddenly became the back of a muscular man.

Fu Hesher: "Are you sure?"

Choice 1: I am sure, I will come to work in the college tomorrow.

Choice 2: I regret it, let's do something you are good at.

Choice 3: Not sure, I'll think again.

……

Hiss, this seems to be the rhythm of the game's confirmation again, fearing that he will repent.

Hold on, I'm Gojo Satoru!How firm your willpower is, you don't listen to bastards chanting scriptures, you press the first option in extreme pain, struggling to manipulate your game character to push away the little boy.

The screen of the mobile phone is not big, and I can only see the back of the pink-haired villain in my field of vision.

I am Gojo Satoru: "I'm sure, come to work tomorrow."

Fu Heisher: "...It's true."

The black-haired young man seemed to be speechless, woo-woo, why not yourself? You wept aggrievedly, thinking that there were props in your backpack that you hadn’t put on, you couldn’t help but dig out the [Evil Dragon Ring] from the storage compartment, and drove the little boy to give it to you. Put it on yourself.

Fuhesher: "Huh? Are you going to use this as a bondage?"

What is bondage...

Click to view the details. It turns out that [Restraint] is a newly added system function. This thing is equivalent to making a contract to exchange for what you want through equivalent exchange. For example, if you lose 20 billion to buy Xiaobailian and his son, the two of them will You must keep your promises.

Feeling that this is not bad, you touched your chin, and an option appeared in the game at this time.

Choice 1: Set up a bondage with him.

Choice 2: No need, I would rather let him do something else.

Choice 3: Say nothing and leave.

I am Gojo Satoru: "That's right, bring it to me, Mr. Shi Er."

stand!The little boy's verbal promise is not convincing, so it's better to establish a rule. When you raise your hand to press the first option, the pink-haired villain and the black-haired youth pressing on you also made a fixed dialogue.

Fuhesher: "..."

Fu Heisher: "You are really troublesome, how do you wear it?"

The black-haired boy took the golden pixel ring (it looks cheap at first glance), sat up from the pink-haired villain, and the expressionless profile picture was enlarged on the far right of the dialog box.

Fu Heisher: "The thumb is not good, it's too tight, change it to something easier."

Ah this.

To be honest, you really want to wear it on your thumb, but the ring is too stretchy, and the conversation with the boy is still going on, so he can only poke the small pixel gadgets on the screen in dissatisfaction.

This thing is almost the same as the ring that you can give away when you click on the Dragon Slaying Sword, and the design is not very good.

? ? ? : "Knock knock."

? ? ? :"anyone there."

Just when you pouted speechlessly, an abrupt dialog box popped up, you stopped shaking your hand lever casually, and looked suspiciously at the small pixel wooden door not far away.

Obviously, there is still a room card in the door of 311, and I forgot to take it out just now. It stands to reason that you can open it by twisting the doorknob, but if anyone bothers you, it must be the NPC sent by the family to find here right?

In fact, the person outside the door was certainly not someone from the family.

Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie watched the blank-faced principal, and walked into the [Love Hotel] like this, looking at the gaudy signboard and unserious exterior decoration opposite, the two DKs glanced at each other , There is no reason to stand outside and wait.

She followed behind and pushed the door in. For some reason, the female staff at the front desk looked at the two big boys walking in together, her expression became very strange, but out of a good service attitude, she still respectfully said: " Hello, how can I help you?"

Gojo Satoru: "Open a room."

A certain white-haired boy raised a finger, and Xia Youjie also felt that there was nothing wrong, and even wanted to ask where the couple who walked in just now lived, and it would be best to arrange them next to them, but the female staff pushed her glasses, and her expression changed. Seriously: "Are you sure?"

"Two students, you should know that this is an adult hotel, and minors are not allowed to check in. Where are your parents?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

There was a brief silence in the air. At this moment, the mobile phone in Wujou Wujo's pocket suddenly rang. He frowned, picked up the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and looked at the caller ID on the screen. He didn't know who would pick the time like this. , It turned out to be a member of the family.

They usually only make a call to themselves in 800 years. Gojo Satoru thought he had blocked them, and after thinking about it, he still connected the phone. He didn't wait to say anything. But he said in a panic: "Master Wutiao, the Patriarch over there dismissed the blind date arranged by our family."

"Since there is no other way, I can only ask you, Patriarch."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

……

Xia Youjie turned his head and glanced at his best friend who was on the phone, turned his eyes back, thought for a while, and a gentle and deceptive smile appeared on the corner of his mouth again, raised his hand and said to the front desk staff: "We are here to find someone .”

"The parents are upstairs. The couple who opened the room here just now, the one with pink hair is our teacher. Can you take us to find her? It's actually something urgent in the school."

"If you don't believe me, we can confront her."

"This..." The female staff member hesitated, looking at the booklet that had just been registered, obviously she also had an impression of the two people who had just entered. The hotel only had one phone, which broke down not long ago, and the repairer hadn't come yet. I can only nod and stand up: "Okay, come with me."

Xia Youjie followed with one hand in his pocket, turned his head and glanced at someone who was still on the phone, Gojo Satoru waved to him, signaling the other party to go over first, he probably had something to leave.

Seeing the white-haired boy hurried out of the hotel with his long legs, the female staff member who was leading the way was surprised: "He is..."

"Maybe there is something urgent, please lead the way." Although Xia Youjie was also surprised for a moment, he couldn't stop, and automatically understood that the guy was really in a hurry, such as a sudden mission, he couldn't Bring back your best friend who ran away.

"Then come with me, their room is in 311, classmate, are you sure that the couple just now is your teacher? Lying is wrong."

"..."

I don't know why, but the word "couple" is very harsh to my ears, Xia Youjie said with a smile: "Yes, I'm sure."

Stepping into the elevator with a small space, the staff took him to the third floor and then left. The reason was that the person who repaired the phone had arrived, so only the black-haired ball-headed boy came to the corridor alone.

He squinted his slender eyes, and scanned the numbers on each school. Room 311 was at the very end, and he could find it by walking straight ahead and turning a corner.

Standing in front of 311 with the closed door, Xia Youjie paused when he raised his hand to knock on the door.

"How to wear this thing."

"The thumb...is too tight, change it..."

"Relax, you can go in a little more."

"Knock knock."

Knocking on the door interrupted the conversation in the room, Xia Youjie kept smiling and asked politely, "Is anyone there?"

Without waiting for a response, he twisted the doorknob and tried to open the door. Unexpectedly, the door was unlocked, and it was opened with a twist. Xia Youjie silently stared at the two figures in the room.

An unfamiliar black-haired man was riding on the principal's waist, his muscular back was facing the door, and he was holding the little hand of the pink-haired girl in his hand, but the other party quickly turned over and raised his eyebrows looking at the sudden The door opened.

The neatly dressed sweet girl also sat up and blinked her eyes: "Jie?"

That's right, the person who knocked on the door turned out to be your own student. You were petrified, and you didn't know what kind of development this was.

But forget it, the game is probably reminding that the plot is coming to an end, because options appear in front of the screen.

Option 1: Farewell to Fuhesher.

Option 2: Leave with the students.

Choice 3: Choose neither, leave by yourself.

……

There is really nothing to talk about next, the ring is put on the hand, and the restraint is successfully established. Fu Heisher will come to school to work tomorrow, and his five-year-old son will sooner or later be in the pocket of the college, although other Things haven't been clarified yet, and the game always drops at critical moments.

I am Gojo Satoru: "My students have come to see me, so it's a deal."

Raise your hand and press the second option, you manipulate the pink-haired villain to jump up from the bed, bid farewell to the muscular boy with a white face without any regrets, and turn around to run towards the student's arms... Ahh!Turning his head and bouncing towards the students, he pushed this guy out.

The door is closed tightly, and you can't help but start to get angry. You decide to question this guy, hoping that the AI ​​in the game will understand and recognize the recorded words.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Why are you here?"

Xia Youjie: "...Because I saw the principal and an unknown man walking into this hotel, I was very worried."

Eh?The accident was very honest, you were surprised, poked this guy across the screen, and the conversation between the boy with the black hair and ball head continued.

Xia Youjie: "The principal is, why did you come to this kind of place?"

Choice 1: It’s okay, Mr. Shi Er is not a bad person.

Option 2: Come on, he's not that kind of guy.

Choice 3: Is it a bad guy, I will pay attention.

Choice 4: Say nothing and leave.

Looking at the bunch of options that appeared in the game, you scratched your face silently, and directly pressed option 1. After all, that guy is really not a bad guy, and he will be a teacher for the students in the future...

I am Gojo Satoru: "It's okay, Mr. Shier is not a bad person."

I am Gojo Satoru: "He won't do anything."

Xia Youjie: "..."

You have already stepped into the elevator of the hotel at this time. Manipulate the pink-haired villain to click [1] on the elevator dial. A few black dots.

In the next second, the pixel villain who is a student suddenly moved, his body covered the pink-haired villain next to him, and the expression that appeared on the dialog box was still his usual smile, but it scared you Jump.

The space in the elevator is very small, and you can clearly hear your breathing with a little amplification.

Xia Youjie had dark purple eyes hanging down, and the black earrings on the earlobe reflected a faint light under the light. He rested one hand on the pink-haired girl's ear, the other's eyes were wide open, his mouth was slightly opened, looking at They were still a little dazed when they went up, the two of them were very close, the tips of their noses were almost touching, the girl's weak and even breath hit the face lightly, causing the boy's movements to pause a little.

However, he soon raised a superficial smile, and his magnetic voice was very gentle. He raised his finger with a smile, and gently lifted a lock of her hair, and his lowered voice was a little bewitching: "Principal?"

The pink-haired girl seemed to be struggling, kicking her arms wildly, raising her hand to push his chest.

This is of course, you see your game character being blocked for no reason, and you can't help but shake your hand and struggle, with a big score in your heart, and choose not to listen to bastard chant.

However, the arms and palms seem to be held by the black-haired ball-headed student, and his handsome face is getting closer and closer. Just when you feel that you are in danger, DK stops again.

Xia Youjie kept smiling and let go of the principal's soft little hand. He stood up straight, raised his arms and spread his two wide palms: "Don't worry, I didn't want to do anything."

"Sorry, it's just that there is dust on the headmaster's hair. I took it off for you."