College Principal Simulation APP

Put on the long-lost panda doll costume and put the headgear around the neck of the pink-haired villain. You finally feel refreshed and regain the long-lost peace of mind.

Meizizi manipulates the panda villain to leave the convenience store, but what to do next is a bit difficult.

He was very hesitant about the main line and branch line in the task list, and there was still some time before class. Thinking of the huge amount of things planted yesterday, he turned his head and ran to the farmland next to the office building.

Contrary to expectations, the Beef Burger Tree grows very fast, and small green fruits have grown on the wooden pixel trunk.

You are very surprised, but the tomatoes, cucumbers and pumpkins next to you are just small seedlings or green bushes, you can’t even see the shadow of a fruit, and the corn field and sugarcane are even just a pile of small green shoots that have just emerged.

Carrying a water bottle, Fenfa Xiao rushed in excitedly... oh no, the villain Panda cheered and watered the plants, and the water bottle was so empty it couldn't be more empty.

At the same time, all the crops that have been watered have grown progress.

You just watched the cucumbers start to pop out yellow flower buds, the tomatoes also sprouted small yellow flowers, and the most conspicuous beef burger tree directly bears fruit.

Just to make sure the thing is ripe, you take your hoe out of the storage compartment and carefully hit the first tree first.

[System prompt: Obtain beef burger x 1, each can restore 500 points of HP, 100 points of physical strength, and increase a certain degree of mental state. 】

Great!

You are overjoyed and find that the fruit has not turned into a seed. You can't help but "click" and "click" to collect it happily. When people were harvesting happily, a familiar tough guy in black came over.

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

Ye Mozheng said: "...principal."

The heavy-faced flat-headed guy appears on the far right of the dialog box. You stop in fright and press the A button to continue the conversation. You can’t help but wonder why this guy came to you.

Choice 1: What's the matter, my sweetheart?

Choice 2: It won't be given to you, the right way.

Choice 3: Say nothing and leave.

You scratched your cheek, raised your hand and casually clicked on the second option.

I am Wujo Wu: "I won't give it to you, the right way."

Night Moth said rightly: "...?"

Ye Mozheng said: "What...forget it, principal, your class is about to start."

That's right, this morning was originally the math class of Noctua Moth, but the principal suddenly changed the subject arrangement, and the math class was squeezed into the second period in the morning, and the class time was also changed. This was the first time in the school.

Ye Mo was completely stunned when she learned that the pink-haired girl was going to give a lecture on ideological and political lessons in person.

But it's useless to be stunned. It seems that the young principal's lecture is already a certainty, so these rich kids...

With these thoughts, when he heard the panda doll who was the same height as him say "the right way", Ye Mo Zhengdao almost thought he had heard it wrong, and was silent for a long while.

Thinking that he didn't know when he became so familiar with the principal, his eyes touched the colorful field behind the panda doll, and Noctua instantly understood that the principal mistakenly thought that he wanted it...her cucumber.

No, he just didn't want it.

Forget it, remembering that the other party is the eldest lady sent by the superiors to experience life, Ye Mozheng resisted and said with a sense of pressure:

"Your class is about to start."

The pixelated figure with a sad face zoomed in on the right side of the dialog box, you were stunned for a few seconds, and then patted your thigh.

Almost forgot about class.

Harvested too much, got a total of 31 beef burgers (3-4 per tree), and the sweet potatoes planted a long time ago were too ripe to be re-ripe, and to be honest, the land that has been vacated for beef burger trees has not been planted yet What about new seeds?

Thinking about the importance of class, you still gave up the idea of ​​continuing to farm, took out the pig brain flower from the storage grid, "click" "click" and ate two to replenish your strength. For some reason, the first-grade head teacher standing opposite seemed to be more Speechless, a few black dots floated above his head.

……

Seeing that the other party turned around and left, you regretfully put away your hoe and followed him with a groaning belly.

The villain Lai Haji ran to the teaching building. When he was harvesting the cultivated land, the students were all sitting in the classroom as expected, including the family who had to go to treat emergency patients in the early morning.

The other party seemed to be in a bad state of mind, and his mental value remained between B- and C+, and black pixel circles appeared under the corners of his eyes.

There are two DKs sitting next to the brown-haired girl. For some reason, the two short-legged boys were silent for a few seconds when they saw you coming in. Very unhappy.

...Still angry?

A group of puberty fart kids, you curl your lips and snort coldly, you don’t care about them, they walk into the classroom with their heads held high and their panda heads up, new teaching materials are placed on the small pixel tables of the students, and the upper left corner of the screen says After reading "Mayuan Class", click [Start] to enter the course.

But before that, due to the bad face of the family, as a good principal who cares about the students, you still go over and take out the newly harvested beef burgers and pass them to the other party. You must know that this can restore physical strength and mental state A good thing, just brought to give to the students.

The manipulative panda villain took out a small pixel hamburger with a meat patty, and stretched out his hand in front of the brown-haired girl with a mole.

Home into the glass: "..."

Home into the glass: "?"

Jia Ruozi: "Is it for me... Thank you."

The avatar of the other party that has been enlarged several times appears on the dialog box, and due to the magnification, the dark circles on the face look more obvious, you directly call out the [Voice Recording] function, put the phone microphone to your mouth: "Eat. "

I am Gojo Satoru: "Eat."

Home into the glass: "..."

The brown-haired girl floated out a few dots, and happily took a bite of the burger in your eyes (just in your eyes), and the next moment, the dark circles under the other's eyelids disappeared.

You are very satisfied, shake the hand lever to let the panda villain return to the podium, raise your hand decisively and click [Start] next to "Ma Yuan Class: 8:10-9:45 am".

[System prompt: Loading...Loading...]

[System prompt: Your "Basic Principles of Marxism" course has started, and the class time is 1 hour and 35 minutes. 】

According to the settings of the game, the panda villain started to talk systematically, matching his upright posture, he looked like a strict teacher.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Learn new minds and strive to be good students. I am your teacher and I am Gojo Satoru."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Home into the glass: "..."

I am Gojo Satoru: "Today I am going to tell you a brand new course. First of all, about Chapter 1 of the textbook: the diversity and unity of matter in the world. People need to have an overall view and grasp of the world in order to live in the world. This is the problem of people's worldview." Note (1)

I am Gojo Satoru: "Philosophy is a systematic and theoretical world view." Note (2)

Gojo Satoru: "...No way."

Gojo Satoru: "Philosophy?"

……

You press the A button to skip the dialog box. Since the panda on the podium is still talking systematically, you feel a little bored, so you simply call up the [Accelerate] next to the course page, and plan to skip it at n times speed. Anyway, the students It's good that our final value has increased.

The principal actually put on that weird panda suit again.

That's fine, forgive me, who would have thought that there was a sweet girl in the doll costume, and the other party walked crookedly from the podium, and came straight to the front of Jia Ruozi.

Home into the glass: "?"

She was extremely puzzled. Speaking of which, when she went back this morning, the principal was no longer there, and her bed had somehow turned into a brand new big bed, which was much more comfortable than before. It was simply a bizarre event in history.

...So it must have been the principal who changed it.

The other two boys also sneaked in this direction, and when the classroom fell into confusion, the panda man in front of him suddenly took out a big hamburger from a mysterious place, stretched out his small fluffy hand and handed it to Jia Ruzi, with a voice. Covered in a hood to make it hard to hear.

"eat."

Home into the glass: "..."

Under the coercion of the principal, someone had no choice but to take the beef burger, lowered his eyes and took a bite.

"How does it taste?" The principal had already turned around and walked towards the podium. Gojo Satoru couldn't hold back his curiosity, leaning his arms on the table, looking through the small sunglasses, and asked curiously in a low voice.

"...It's okay, it's surprisingly delicious, and I feel much better."

Jia Ruozi rubbed her chin and looked down at the things in her hands. She didn't expect that she would suddenly stop feeling sleepy after eating the hamburger. Her drowsy mind woke up, and her body felt a little stronger than before.

Good thing, she put away the beef burger with interest, and planned to take it back to study after class.

At the same time, the principal also walked to the podium and began to formally talk about the course.

……

"No, philosophy?"

Gojo Satoru raised a white eyebrow, and looked at the newly distributed teaching material on his desktop, the basic principles of Ma ×××, something he had never heard of before. Handwriting, when did the college add this course?

Xia Youjie, who was sitting next to him, listened with gusto and seemed quite interested. The principal's first sentence of "establishing a worldview" made him curious.

"Wu, I think it's quite interesting."

The principal actually talked about philosophical theories, as well as material phenomena and spiritual phenomena, and finally directly started the division of materialism and materialism, ancient simple materialism, metaphysics, materialist dialectics...

These are all theories that I have never heard of.

Xia Youjie listened with a frown, and lowered his eyes to seriously flip through the textbook. As for his good friend next to him——

Already drowsy from hearing it, leaning on the table with one arm, nodding in sleepiness.

Since the game is at N-speed, you just have to watch it off-screen.

However, when the panda villain was halfway through the talk, the students below couldn't help but started to move. Gojo Satoru actually deserted there, leaning on the table with one arm, nodding his head continuously, and capital letters floated above his head. 【Zzz...】

Outrageous!

You are very angry, don't think that he is wearing sunglasses on his face, you don't know that the eyes of this guy hidden behind the sunglasses are closed, you manipulate the panda villain to walk over, and call out the character interface decisively.

You used [Strike] on him.

……

Gojo Satoru was woken up instantly.

His arms slid back and forth, and his head almost slammed "Bang!" on the table. He smacked the sunglasses on the bridge of Gao Ting's nose very seriously, so that the lenses almost touched his face, and put his eyes together. Block it tightly.

I can't do it anymore, I'm really sleepy. Seeing that the principal in the panda costume has returned to the podium, he started a hellish explanation again. Ancient simplicity means that in ancient times, people questioned the origin of the world and believed that It is metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. Matter determines consciousness, and consciousness reacts to matter...

A certain white hair who was woken up began to feel drowsy again. He leaned his elbows on the table with difficulty to support his chin. He didn't understand why Jie listened with relish with his pensive and frowning expression.

After being stunned for a while, I couldn't hold it anymore. After a while, Gojo Satoru began to nod again, but he was afraid of being beaten by the principal, so he could only nod while echoing: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

……

Looking at the symbol floating above the head of the white-haired student, you changed the expression on the headgear to anger.