College Principal Simulation APP

The headmaster fell asleep on the table.

To be honest, when they saw that the panda doll didn't pay attention to its image, and jumped to the podium, everyone thought that the principal was going to teach them mathematics instead of Teacher Ye Moth.

In fact, the other party just put two boxes of chalk, and wrote a question that can be answered in the first grade of middle school.

……

Gojo Satoru quietly turned his head and looked at the principal sitting casually in the back row of them, who lost his soul as soon as his butt touched the bench, and the other party was sitting on the chair, accompanied by this strange "biu ji" sound effects.

He said he was going to attend class, but he fell asleep in front of the students.

Teacher Noctua was still talking about math problems on the podium, and he glanced over here from time to time, with a very heavy and heartbroken expression on his face, and he was working harder in the lecture... In 2 minutes, he would cough hard, and the blackboard I wrote a lot of function formulas and plane Cartesian coordinate system.

However, a certain panda doll didn't notice at all, lying on the table without even stretching its legs.

So, who is their new headmaster?

Gojo Satoru's six eyes told him very clearly that the principal was a genuine human being, but he couldn't guess other information at all. The hood seemed to be a special barrier, covering the principal's height, shape, age and gender.

He couldn't help touching his chin. He was so curious about the new principal teacher. Seeing that Teacher Ye Mo kept a choked expression and turned his back to write math examples, he turned around quickly and stretched out his long arms to touch it. Touch the headmaster's ears.

……Um?Fluffy, as if real.

Following the soft touch, Gojo Satoru leaned on the table with one arm bored, and stretched the other arm to reach the principal's round black short hand, which was similar to the ear's touch, soft wool Just like the real thing, he can wrap it with one palm, and there is a sound effect of "biu jitter" when you pinch it.

"Enlightenment."

At this moment, Xia Youjie who was sitting beside him touched his arm.

"Why?" Gojo Satoru retracted his gaze, lowered his voice and raised his eyebrows to look at his close friend, but his right hand was still resting on the principal's hairy little hand. What's going on, why is it so soft!It's so much fun to pinch!

Seeing that Gojo Wutiao was addicted and wanted to pinch, Xia Youjie rubbed his temple with his thumb, and also lowered his voice, with a bit of hesitation in his tone: "Don't touch it, the principal seems to be..."

He remembered the feeling he had accidentally touched yesterday, and after a moment of silence, he said uncertainly, "The principal should be a girl. It's very disrespectful for you to touch her like this."

"what?"

Gojo Satoru paused as he wanted to sneak up on the other Madoka's hand, and he couldn't help but raise his voice a little bit, attracting Noctua Makoto's angry glaring, he quickly coughed his throat, and turned to condemn the nonsense bosom friend.

"How do you know she's a woman? My six eyes can't tell." A certain white-haired boy expressed his disbelief. In his room there is still the [tight underwear] given by the principal, and Jie Mingming also received it. , Who would a normal girl do such a thing, his magazine cough cough cough hasn't arrived yet.

Thinking of this in his heart, Gojo Satoru let the sunglasses get stuck halfway on the bridge of his tall nose, but his right hand was withdrawn obediently and strangely.

He took out a lollipop and put it in his mouth, his eyes touched the blue eyes of a ball-headed boy, Gojo Satoru pushed the small sunglasses, remembering that the other party was in the same state this morning, he couldn't help but put his right arm on the table, She asked with concern: "Jie, didn't you sleep well last night?"

I don't have many tasks recently, so it doesn't make sense to have dark circles under my eyes.

As soon as Xia Youjie heard this, his mind immediately recalled the content of the dream, and the protagonist in the dream was sitting behind them at this moment, lying on the table unscrupulously and fell to the ground, with that unspeakable look on his face. The weird facial features.

"It's nothing." He put on a fake smile on his face: "Maybe it's coming to bitter winter."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the unconscious panda doll behind him standing up suddenly. The desks and chairs rubbed against the ground and made a slight harsh sound. The principal walked around the room with a strange expression on his face, and finally...

His eyes suddenly fell on Xia Youjie.

You wake up suddenly at 11 or 12 o'clock in the middle of the night.

Facts have proved that don’t go to bed early at a time other than the biological clock. At 10 o’clock, you are too sleepy to lie down in bed. You thought you would sleep until dawn, but in fact you only slept for less than two hours.

I always feel that my hands hurt in my sleep, and I have an indescribable discomfort... It must have been pressed by my head for a long time, you shook your palm, sat up silently and glanced at the phone screen, there was no change in the date certificate It's not the second day at all.

Damn it, don't go to bed early again, you are very energetic now, it's really boring after going to the toilet, so I have to pick up the phone and open the game I played before.

Skip the initial interface, the game progress is still stuck in the class time period, my own game character is sitting in the back row, the white-haired pixel villain and the black-haired ball-headed villain seem to be whispering, the brown-haired pixel girl sitting by the window On the other hand, with a look of disgust, Ye Mozheng stood on the podium and lectured hard.

Click on the two short-legged students who were whispering, and the game popped up a prompt similar to a question.

【Your students are whispering in class, do you want to eavesdrop on their conversation and stop it? 】

Choice 1: Yes.

Choice 2: No.

"..." That's right!

I thought it would be a bit of a dog to stop after eavesdropping... You think it's very good, and you raise your hand to choose the first one, but you accidentally press the wrong button on the game controller, and directly manipulate the panda villain to stand up from the seat, The choices in front of him also disappeared.

Ah this.You quickly turned the lever, and silently manipulated the little panda to walk around the classroom a few times. You noticed Xia Youjie who was talking, and accelerated to rush over. In the end, you ran over and stepped on the opponent's desk.

Jumping off the table, you try to get close to them to trigger the selection again. You circle around a few people and find that the little panda can get in between the students, so you simply squeeze between Xia Youjie and the table. After trying for a long time, you still can’t see it. Until the option reappears, huh?

Wait, why does Xia Youjie have strange black marks on his body.

I noticed that the black-haired ball-headed villain seems to have been cursed by some buff, the status bar is a bit bad, and the mental state has been hovering at C-, which is a very depressed value... How did it suddenly become like this?This is not allowed!

You are shocked, afraid that the student will drop out of school and run away, so you quickly feed the props in your storage grid to the other party.

Since I don’t know if the game has such an action setting, I can only press randomly on the handle... Pressing the B button seems to be able to sit down, and you sit on the black-haired ball-headed villain with one buttock, and the screen of the mobile phone follows. Die.

All the villains in the classroom seem to be surprised for a few seconds. It should be an illusion. You feel that you are thinking too much, and you move the handle to stand up, and the feeding of props is fruitless. It rang.

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

Noctua said rightly: "...Then get out of class is over, students. That's all for this math class. Don't forget the gymnastics class in the afternoon. Let's eat more at noon."

Gojo Satoru: "Goodbye, Teacher~!"

The white-haired student was the first to stand up and cheer, and his eyes fell on the last sentence the head teacher said. You seem to have been awakened by something. If you can't find the switch for the feeding props, then make them some supplementary props to eat!

It just so happens that there is a task of using the kitchen in the [task list], you decisively pull up all the students present, including the little girl yawning by the window, and push them towards the cafeteria like a box.

Jia Ruozi: "What are we going to do...?"

The brown-haired female student asked a question. You poked for a long time and didn't see the option appear. You noticed that there was a bug in the game again, and you suddenly became a little anxious. You had to manipulate the game character to jump towards the cafeteria, and took out the hammer to point your heart. direction.

Gojo Satoru: "Canteen? Isn't it locked there?"

Fortunately, the students understood what you meant. It may be a fixed plot, click on the bubble on the white-haired pixel villain, and the damn option finally popped up.

Choice 1: No lock, take you to see the world.

Choice 2: It has been unlocked, let you have a taste of my craft!

Choice 3: Love will come or not, and it will not come and fail.

……

You press the second option, and a magnified panda avatar appears in the lower right corner of the screen.

I am Gojo Satoru: "It has been unlocked, let you have a taste of my craft."

Jia Ruozi: "Huh?"

Xia Youjie: "...?"

Gojo Satoru: "Seriously?"

Finding that the students hold a suspicious attitude towards you, you roll up your non-existent sleeves, thinking that you must show them your skills, speed up and sprint to the pixel cafeteria building not far away, and step into the kitchen first.

The interior of the kitchen is still in a pixel style, with light brown plates and knives placed on the counter composed of color blocks. You investigate here and dig out flour × 3, durian × 3, and honey × 1 can from the cabinet.

It turned out not bad.

There are two pieces of paper next to the cutting board, pick it up silently, the system prompts to get the method of making dumplings x 1, and the method of making mixed fruit juice x 1.

Hey, let's make dumplings first... You don't care what you make. You just got 3 bags of flour and took out a bag to start processing. The other three students have entered the room one after another and sat on the outside of the kitchen. In the lobby.

To make food, you need to use the crops you grow yourself. Looking through the storage grid, there are almost all white radishes in it.

Dumplings filled with pure radish are probably not tasty. You continue to rummage through your inventory, pick out a leek, chop it up and throw it into a small pixel basin. There are also store-bought items such as "Leek Stir-Fried Garlic" in the storage compartment. Inventory, HP and MP can each restore 1000 points, it is a good thing worth [-] yen, you are a bit reluctant to use it...

Forget it, try again.

Put the white radish, leek, fried garlic, and 1 durian just obtained into the small pixel basin, click the [Stir] option, and the panda villain will immediately get busy.

Kneading the dough requires constant shaking of the hand lever. You use all your strength to rotate the lever. After a few minutes, the pixel dough is done, and one by one is made into dumplings. They are quickly thrown out of the pot and formed.

At the end of the cooking, a pattern similar to a car dial appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, with yellow on the far left and red on the right, which seemed to be used to control the heat.

You are a little interested. I remember that the recipe said that the heat of the dumplings should be controlled at medium, so when the accelerator bar rushed to the middle position, I quickly pressed the B button on the handle, and the delicious dumplings were freshly baked!

[System prompt: You have completed the task of using the school kitchen to cook a meal once!Obtain coins × 50,000 yen, banana seeds × 3, pineapple seeds × 2, burnt pan × 1. 】

There are 3 large plates of dumplings in total. Because of the extra rewards, the total amount in the upper right corner becomes 106 million yen. You are very satisfied. Manipulate the panda villain to walk out of the kitchen with three plates, and happily come to wait In front of the long-time students.

The pixel dumplings look full of color and fragrance, and the milk coffee-colored dots emit white smoke balls. When they are served on the dining table with the same pixel style, everyone undoubtedly shows doubts.

Finding that the brown-haired girl hesitated to speak, you poked her body.

Home into the glass: "Shouldn't dumplings be eaten with rice?"

……What?What kind of underworld eating method is this, why don't you know!

Gojo Satoru: "This is the first time I see boiled dumplings."

Gojo Satoru: "Is it the Chinese way of eating?"

Seeing that the white-haired pixel guy excitedly picked one up and put it into a bowl, and ate the perfectly shaped and colored dumpling in one bite, the next second, the other party stood still for a long while, and the two black chopsticks in his hand "cracked" Ji" fell to the ground.

The white-haired student suddenly foamed at the mouth, his face turned into a sauce-purple color, his body swayed back and forth, and then he clutched his stomach and fell to the ground, his two extremely saturated blue eyes turned into two "××" ".

[System prompt: Your student's mental state has declined. 】

Eh? !Your eyes widened in surprise, and you couldn’t believe how this guy fainted. You quickly opened Wujou’s status bar to check it. All the attributes of the opponent had increased, and the mana power had even returned to 100%, but you fell into a panic mentally. Buff, next to Buff is a skull pattern that resembles food poisoning.

Thinking that this guy is too hypocritical, you curled your lips, and the black-haired ball-haired boy sitting opposite had an exclamation mark on his head, click to see his dialog box.

Xia Youjie: "Enlightened?! What happened to him..."

Choice 1: Nothing, maybe I choked on eating too fast.

Option 2: He may not like the taste...

Choice 3: Jie, an angel also came to Wu's belly.

……

Familiar options appear in front of you, you ponder for a few seconds, then decisively raise your hand and press the third box.

I am Gojo Satoru: "Jie, an angel once came to Satoru's belly."