I became popular after dating my ex on a variety show

【…? 】

[Is this something I can watch for free! ! !Pervert.jpgx3]

【That is to say, I want to pass the microphone to Mr. Ruan. I'm really only a little bit curious about how the earth dog's chest feels. Poor.jpg】

Although the river is not shallow, the current can play a little buffering role.

But now Ren Qinming felt the same as falling on a rock, subconsciously rubbed his underwater hand on Ruan Song's butt, and asked him, "Did the fall hurt?"

The truth is that it hurts, and it hurts to death.

"I just happened to be there." Ruan Song's eyes were dazed, and he wanted to turn his head and reach out to touch his buttocks.

In broad daylight, the sky is bright.

Ren Qinming came out of the bath halfway up, almost holding Ruan Song's buttocks and hugging him in his arms, looking up at him, Ruan Song knelt on both sides of him with his legs apart.

The barrage on the public screen has begun to frantically brush "thank you".

[On this special day today, please join me in saying loudly, thank you male Bodhisattva! ! !Put your hands together.jpg]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So It’s so good!It looks really nice to touch 5555]

[I'm directly shasha, knead!Rub my ass! ! ! 】

[The key is that the fingers of the earth dog are so round, ah no, it's because Mr. Ruan's butt is so long, ah no, in short, it just wraps it up, poor.jpg]

[Let me see who's little face is yellow and knocked out, showing eyes.jpg]

[Just... you can't tell me how the chest of the earth dog feels, you can also tell me the ass of Mr. Ruan, I don't pick, poor.jpgx3]

【So astringent, so astringent, so astringent, really astringent, wild cough cough mandarin cough cough cough bath, shy.jpg】

Jiang Qiqi wanted to stare blankly at these two people who were soaking in the water without knowing it.

The program group who controlled the aerial camera at Yamashita was also stunned. Who would have thought it would be so difficult to keep the live broadcast room!

Jiang Qiqi hurriedly put the sickle in her hand to the shore, and tried her best to walk against the water.

The weather is about to enter early summer.

Ruan Song and Ren Qinming climbed up from the bottom of the mountain with difficulty all the way. They were already sweating all over their bodies and felt unbearably hot. Now that their skin touched the cold spring, it was like throwing a soldering iron into the water. washed away.

When Jiang Qiqi passed by, Ren Qinming was still hugging the man and carefully inspecting his knees, after all, Ruan Song was in the water with his knees first on both sides just now.

Ruan Song was wearing jeans as usual, but today they were black.

Jiang Qiqi blushed, pulled Ruan Song up from Ren Qinming's body, and said in a low voice, "Change your positions at least!"

Ruan Song and Ren Qinming were startled when they heard the words, and then they realized that they lowered their heads to look at each other.

Discovering the outline of the other party's wet body, it turned out to be clearly visible under the sun, and Jiang Qiqi, who was in a rush of hormones, couldn't bear to look directly at it, and turned her head to the side.

The aerial camera consciously avoided the front and flew behind the three of them.

Ruan Song sat on the shore, stretched his legs on Ren Qinming's lap, and watched him roll up his jeans little by little, exposing his calves that had been invisible all year round.

The knees on both sides were really blue.

The color embellishment is very abrupt on the long legs that are white and glowing under the direct sunlight, but fortunately it did not break.

Ren Qinming gently stretched out his hand and pressed twice on the bruise: "Does it hurt?"

Ruan Songjing for a second: "... If I say it hurts, can I apply for not working?"

That is, it doesn't hurt!

Without further ado, Jiang Qiqi immediately stretched out her hand and pulled the person up from the ground: "Brother Song, you are too lazy!! How could there be anyone who is lazy than me!!!"

Ruan Song managed to get out of the river, and Jiang Qiqi grabbed it back, resigned to his fate and took out his sickle from the bamboo basket, confidently said, "One of the two is hardworking, if I am also hardworking, why do I need Ren Qinming?" .”

The barrage is full of tacit understanding.

【Fuck you hahahahaha】

Then collectively banned:

[The administrator of the "19 Days of Co-production" live broadcast room reminds you, please do not involve super-scale topics in the barrage content! 】

...

There is no cloud cover, and the sun is still there until five or six in the afternoon.

Ruan Song and Ren Qinming stood in the river for a while, and the shirts on their bodies dried up, only the jeans that were close to the body were still half wet.

The three of them finally changed from being most unfamiliar to skilled labor machines like Qin Sijia.

As early as when they were climbing the mountain, Qin Sijia had already "lost" in the ocean of tea fields wearing a hat, and the amount of ten catties was fatal for a beginner like her.

It's definitely not something she can do alone.

So Zheng Qing's phone in his pocket would vibrate almost every now and then.

But Zheng Qing is not easy either.

He thought that he was only responsible for being a supervisor, and the task should be the easiest, but it turned out that the local electrician was a foreigner, and he could only speak foreign dialects, not Mandarin.

Zheng Qing also finally understood why such an easy task as repairing electrical appliances was singled out as a task.

The two of them hesitated and guessed for a long time, followed several companies and finally found the "rhythm" of communicating with each other.

In comparison, Liang Yi was much more relaxed. He only fumbled how to install the network set-top box and how to adjust the settings according to the methods he found at the beginning, and then he had to be patient and explain from door to door.

But it seems unsafe to finish teaching after explaining, so Liang Yi simply recorded a teaching video with a complete system, and told the elderly step by step in the camera what they want to see, what button to press, and which interface to look for.

Dividing the troops into three groups is the most advantageous point.

Because the time and process of the three sides are not synchronized, and the highlights are not synchronized, they can complement each other when they are not interesting enough and repeat tasks.

Zheng Qing and Liang Yi were the first to call it a day. They went from the beginning of the village to the end of the village. After receiving the badges of praise from the representatives of the village cadres and secretaries, they joined Qin Sijia's tea-picking camp one after another.

It's not that Liang Yi doesn't want to help Jiang Qiqi, it's that he really can't.

...

In a blink of an eye, it was seven o'clock in the evening.

The sky darkened visible to the naked eye, and the few people standing in the spring on the top of the mountain no longer felt cool, but began to feel cold.

The evening wind gently brushed over Ruan Song's exposed skin and slightly damp jeans, bringing up goose bumps.

The most important thing is that they suddenly realized that they did not have a flashlight.

That is to say, if they don't finish their work before it gets completely dark, I don't know if they can catch up with the screening of "Sunrise 2".

——Grandpa could do it, but they didn't dare to do it.

When the three of them finally packed two baskets of wild vegetables according to the requirements of the program group, Qin Sijia also got off work, and after weighing the weight, he successfully got the badge of praise from the tea-picking grandma.

So the last thing Ruan Song, Ren Qinming, and Jiang Qiqi didn't want to face finally appeared.

Downhill.

Jiang Qiqi worked all afternoon, the sweat on her body had already dried up, her feet were still wet and she had no time to take care of them, so she sat on the bank putting on her shoes and socks, and asked her grandpa, "Why are we going down the mountain? return?"

In order to reduce the burden, they divided the two baskets of wild vegetables into four equally, which meant that going down the mountain was a little more burdensome than going up the mountain.

It's even worse.

In the end, Grandpa looked at them and smiled kindly: "It's not the same way, it's much easier to go down the mountain."

Three people: "?"

Three people: "..."

【Hahahahaha "Much Simpler"】

[It belongs to the level where I can't help my legs go limp when I see grandpa laughing hhh]

[It doesn't look like there is a tram here, the only easy way I can think of going down the mountain is to slide down, doge]

The last barrage is just a mouthful.

Unexpectedly, a few minutes later, the three people who were taken to the other corner of the top of the mountain were completely dumbfounded looking at the long and steep smooth hillside in front of them.

[? ? ? ? ?Really slippery? ? ? 】

Jiang Qiqi squatted down on the ground next to her and couldn't get up, she didn't dare to look down: "We don't have any protective measures, just slide down from here..."

Grandpa is already familiar with driving, and he changed the bamboo basket on his back to the front. I don’t know which pile of grass he pulled out a huge roll of thick straw mat, spread it on the spacious landslide, and then turned back with a plain face. He smiled at the three of them again: "There is protection, because there is only one straw mat, so I will take the three of you together."

Three people: "..."

【Grandpa means that the protective measures are his own? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, there is so much oil and wheat that is to say】

[But it’s really scary, shit, it’s much scarier than passing the glass plank road before, kill me]

[The key point is that the slope is steep because the forest is dense and the bottom can't be seen, so I don't want to play on the slide like this, I'm afraid.jpg]

[If I were Qiqi, I would definitely collapse now, no one would really dare to take this...]

Jiang Qiqi had already hugged her knees and stopped talking completely, her palm-sized face was gloomy, her eyelids were gray and drooping, she felt distressed by the barrage.

【Mom's little princess is emo... Puppy Hugging Legs.jpg】

[Just, to be honest, I feel that the program group really went too far this time (.)]

[Qiqi is going up the mountain again today, and actively going down the mountain to cut wild vegetables and has worked very hard. How can the program team not slip on such a scary steep slope, smile.jpg]

[Whispering, in fact, my family also went down the mountain like this for convenience]

[Just ask if someone is responsible for the accident?Does the program group pay for medical expenses?Can the mental damage be compensated? 】

【I just want to ask if I get scratched by something and lose my face, is this going to smash my job directly, question mark.jpg】

Spit stars quickly flooded the live broadcast room.

However, the aerial camera of the program group hung beside several people and never gave any pause order.

Ruan Song grabbed Ren Qinming, used him as a fulcrum, stretched his neck on tiptoes and looked down. In fact, he could vaguely see that the landslide was only steep at the upper part, and the turning point at the bottom was probably smoother.

And according to the smoothness of this slope, it is estimated that the people in the village here did not simply go down like this twice, as long as they stayed on the straw mat and did not move around, they would basically not deviate from the track.

But even so, Ruan Song felt guilty, and rubbed Ren Qinming's arm with his hands.

On the contrary, Ren Qinming was not so afraid this time.

He often hangs on to Wia in filming, and rarely uses a stand-in in fighting and chasing scenes. As long as it's not like the glass path last time, he can't see through the cliff full of clouds and mist.

Picking up Ruan Song's cold palms and covering his face, he asked, "The pants are wet, are you a little cold?"

Ruan Song's face was quite pessimistic: "I was cold just now, but now my heart is cold."

Jiang Qiqi had been squatting on the ground for a long time without speaking.

Ruan Song was afraid that Ren Qinming would be holding her, and she was afraid that she could only hold herself alone.

"It will be down in a few minutes." Grandpa encouraged them.

Sometimes in the peak season, the wild vegetables they cut on the top are bundled up and thrown down. The width is more than enough for four of them.

It was rare for Ren Qinming to take the initiative to comfort someone, saying to Jiang Qiqi, "We will hold you."

Grandpa saw that the three of them didn't rush, knowing that it would take a while to prepare mentally.

Ruan Song and Ren Qinming originally thought that persuading Jiang Qiqi would take a lot of effort, and they even started to talk in their hearts.

As a result, Jiang Qiqi trembled and muttered before she could speak.

The two put their arms around each other's waists, lowered their heads and approached her at the same time: "I didn't hear clearly."

Jiang Qiqi had no choice but to repeat it louder: "I said that my legs are weak and I can't stand up, please give me a pull..."

Ruan Song and Ren Qinming both reached out to Jiang Qiqi, but Jiang Qiqi refused.

When the two were wondering, she heard her almost collapsed and said in a crying voice: "My arms are also weak, my whole body is weak, and I can't lift it up..."

The bullet screen was heartbroken in an instant, and everyone could see that Jiang Qiqi was really frightened.

But they were not the only ones who were heartbroken. Liang Yi, Qin Sijia, and Zheng Qing were also watching from the foot of the mountain.

The director team who planned this link with one hand was on the sidelines and dared not show it. No one had seen Liang Yi look so serious before. He came out of the camera and asked Yan Songhang to the side.

"Does it have to be like this?"

Yan Songhang was a little scratchy: "The main purpose is to show the daily life of the tea village..."

The risk of returning to the mountain on the same road is much higher than sliding down directly, and it is still dark now.

It is rare for Liang Yi to lose control of his emotions. He frowned so much that he wanted to kill flies. In order to prevent his voice from being included in the live broadcast, he walked several steps away: "Then can't you change the link? You must let them go to the mountain." ?”

Yan Songhang could fully understand Liang Yi's current mood, and tried his best to comfort him: "Han Zong's way of torturing guests is much more exaggerated than mine, and this slope, we, especially my dear..."

Before he finished speaking, Qin Sijia and Zheng Qing exclaimed as they watched the live broadcast.

The two quickly retreated back.

The result was beyond Liang Yi's expectation, Jiang Qiqi actually agreed to the plan of going down the mountain.

Qin Sijia and Zheng Qing yelled just now because she was so soft that she almost sprained when she was pulled up from the ground.

Fortunately, Ruan Song and Ren Qinming had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and they pulled her firmly to stand together.

A few days ago, Yan was guiding the best barrage in the universe, but now he has completely changed his mind, and they are all using question marks on the public screen, asking where Yan Gou is.

[Kiss Yangou, are you there?Do you know if it is really scary to let ordinary people do this, question mark.jpg]

[Here I suggest that you don’t torture the guests anymore. If you want the guests to skate, you can skate ten times by yourself first, okay?]

[Yan Gou, you are so courageous, Tugou and Teacher Ruan are fine, the daughter of the Jiang family dares to do this, are you afraid that the show will not be broadcast in the future?]

[Underrush can be said directly, question mark.jpgx3]

Ren Qinming and Ruan Song patted Jiang Qiqi's back together, and comforted him for a while, finally the three of them sat down on the straw mat according to Grandpa's instructions.

In order to fix the wild vegetables, several protruding loops were made on the straw mat to catch them.

Before Liang Yi could ask Yan Songhang for further theory, the four of them had already slid downhill quickly.

The fast aerial photography drone can't keep up at all, so it can only keep raising the viewing angle and slow down its own movement speed by taking a panoramic view from above.

Grandpa and Ren Qinming are on the two sides of the straw mat, while Ruan Song and Jiang Qiqi are in the middle.At first, everyone could still hear Jiang Qiqi's scream, but it soon stopped.

Liang Yi's heart was clenched, and he almost stopped breathing.

Fortunately, the trend of that slope is indeed similar to what Ruan Song saw when standing on tiptoe. Only at the top of the mountain is the steepest part, and the subsequent slope and speed gradually ease.

The barrage saw the dot where the four people in the picture turned into straw mats, and they ran towards the foot of the mountain in a straight line at an incredible speed.

That grandpa didn't lie to anyone either.

It took them an hour and a half to climb the mountain, but it ended in a few minutes and a few seconds.

But even these minutes and seconds seemed like a lifetime to the four of them.

The violent weightlessness made Jiang Qiqi's lips turn white. Fortunately, Liang Yi and the others were waiting at the foot of the mountain.

As soon as the straw mat appeared in sight, Liang Yi immediately set off and took the prepared thin blanket, wrapping Jiang Qiqi in his arms.

Jiang Qiqi didn't have any strength in her body, and she seemed to lose consciousness. She was hugged tightly by Liang Yi, but she didn't dare to open her eyes. She asked with a trembling voice, "...are you here?"

Liang Yi didn't realize until now that he had forgotten to breathe just now, and stretched out his hand back and forth to comfort Jiang Qiqi's head: "It's here, it's here."

Like him, there was also a barrage that held his breath the whole time.

Seeing Jiang Qiqi's tragic state, they scolded her mother on the public screen one after another, which made Ruan Songqiu, the exclusive administrator of the famous mountain, stunned, a little unsure of what to do.

He was only told by his superiors to crack down on pornography, and he didn't say swear words as his category.

In the camera, Grandpa got up from the straw mat as if nothing happened, his expression and posture were the same as when he went up the mountain during the day, and he didn't even see that he was tired.

At this point, only Ruan Song and Ren Qinming were left lying side by side on the spacious straw mat.

They faced up, slowly let go of the hands that were tightly held in the rings, and stretched their bodies, with their eyes closed for a long time without any movement.

Qin Sijia and Zheng Qing came forward to ask questions with thin blankets, and lowered their voices involuntarily: "...are you all right?"

The two remained silent at the same time.

Ruan Song An put his hands on his lower abdomen, closed his eyes and said to the camera: "Please beep my voice for ten seconds, please, the radio teacher."

Everyone and barrage: "?"

Ruan Song still did not open his eyes: "Don't blame me for not reminding you."

No one knew what Ruan Song wanted to do, but when his deep tone came out, everyone's scalps tightened.

The radio teacher subconsciously took out the instrument according to his words, and Ruan Song spoke before he was ready.

The professional conditioned reflex honed over the years made him quickly press the interference device with his fingers to block the "beep--" sound just after hearing the word "fuck him".

So the next barrage in the live broadcast room was all dumbfounded by Ruan Song's highly intensive "beep".

"Fuck him xxxx, Yan Songhang, is your xx xxxxxxxxx, is xxx really xxxxxx, I'm xxxxx."

Someone even pinched the stopwatch, Ruan Song said "beep" for 10 seconds, and it really stopped at the 10th second.

Then he sighed, opened his eyes and looked at all the people who were stunned by his swearing, cleared his throat and said, "... Is there any cigarette, I'm going to smoke a cigarette."

The radio teacher next to him almost got nervous and "beeped" this sentence for him. He has been in this business for so many years and has never seen anyone so reckless under the camera!

Only Ren Qinming didn't react at all after listening to the swearing, he just said: "I want to smoke too."

After finishing speaking, the two pulled each other to get up from the straw mat, no one responded, and went straight to the scene to find cigarettes.

【…? 】

The cameraman showed the camera to Yan Songhang who was also speechless with his mouth open.

The barrage burst into laughter in a second.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Then, taking advantage of Ren Qinming and Ruan Song's smoking and not being able to be photographed.

Yan Songhang put his hands together and apologized to the barrage, and released a clip of his whole director team being taken by this grandfather to climb a mountain to cut wild vegetables at some point, and they struggled to overcome psychological obstacles and slid down from the straw mat.

Because there were so many of them, one straw mat was not enough, so they brought another one to take up the mountain.

In the back of the director's group, there was no one who had a straw mat with grandpa, so there were only a few people who timidly asked for blessings and slid down blindly.

Facts have proved that this dirt slope has indeed been slid over too many times, and the depression is already very deep. As long as you hold on to the straw mat tightly, there is no safety problem.

It's not a big problem even if you take your hands off, anyway, people are still lying on the straw mat, which is actually a bit like an enhanced version of grass skating.

Yan Songhang explained to the camera very seriously: "In fact, all the tasks or projects that our director team decided to ask the guests to do in "19 Days of Co-production" were all experienced by us in advance. Only when we ensure safety and feasibility will the guests challenge us. This has always been the case, so you don’t have to worry about this. And we also have helicopters on standby at any time, if Qiqi really can’t do it, we will send them.”

This time, he was blocked by the barrage again, and remained silent for a long time before speaking.

【...Okay, then you are still our Director Yan】

[But you must always keep your conscience in mind!Otherwise, being like Ren Qinming every minute is like turning into a dog, understand? 】

[And the local dog is a pet name, Yan Gou, you are just waiting to be hammered and spit, understand, point and point.jpg]

[Ah, yes, it turns out that the mountain people have their own ingenious plans, relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, relying on the water to drink water, it is not something our ordinary mortal hearts can bear]

[In fact, there are still many mountainous areas like this. I hope that local governments in various places can introduce some relevant support policies. It’s really scary. Put your hands together.jpg]

[Hey, Director Yan probably also has the intention of appealing, but he can't say it directly? (whispers)

...

labour is the honour.

The follow-up program group took the guests back to the wooden house, knowing that they had all suffered today, and even Ren Qinming saved cooking. Several people washed their hair, took a bath, changed their clothes one after another, and as soon as they came out of the room, they could see a table full of delicious food.

After a full meal, Jiang Qiqi seemed to have recovered a lot.

Then came the most awaited part.

In order to prevent the barrage from figuring out their destination, they went to the entrance of the movie theater to stay in advance. This time the program team did a thorough job, not even leaving a car window for them, and they stopped and arrived directly.

I didn't even have a chance to try to deduce it with the travel time, and I was scratching my head and scratching my head anxiously for the barrage of "Sunrise 2".

And wait until the live room screen reappears.

The six people no longer know when to sit in the movie theater in order. There is not even an exterior scene. It can only be seen from the configuration of the auditorium that it is an IMAX large-screen auditorium.

Apart from them in the screening hall, there were also many passers-by who were occasionally asked by the staff in the mall if they would like to watch some screenings.

Everyone came in from the door, with excited expressions on their faces, like they had won the first prize, especially after seeing several of their guests with cameras in the screening hall.

It is known that "19 Days of Co-production" will organize a screening of "Sunrise 2" in the evening, and they are in the same screening hall as the guests.

But, this is not a scam, it's real! ! !

As fans, Jiang Qiqi and Zheng Qing were no less excited than they were. They had been muttering and discussing the plot for quite a while.

Seeing that the playing time is getting closer and closer, the auditorium is gradually being filled.

Ruan Song lowered his head and swiped his phone, but suddenly a familiar voice came from his ear, exaggeratedly saying with a low smile, "Wow, what a coincidence."

Ruan Song and Ren Qinming raised their heads in response, and it was Xie Lingen who faced them.

Barrage collective.

【! ! ! ! ! 】

In everyone's mind, since Ruan Song and Ren Qinming could ask Xie Lingxi to accept the award at the Starlight Festival, it means that the three of them have a good relationship, and they must be happy to meet at this time.

But the actual situation is that Ruan Song frowned unceremoniously in front of the camera, and asked in disgust, "What are you doing here?"

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