I became popular after dating my ex on a variety show

[Tell me a joke, Ren Qinming is very nice]

[Thank you, King of Hades, I am awake, put my hands together. jpgx3]

【Let's say your father is still your father, Ren Qinming has not changed, but we are different from Mr. Ruan, hug fist.jpg】

【We are mostly wife fans, he belongs to wife control, doge】

[No one has any objection to saying that he is a double-standard madman (...]

[Ren Qinming?Sticky Peas?It doesn’t exist, whoever chases Mr. Ruan is the sweetest, I just like lemon.jpg]

On the other end, Ruan Song was standing on the terrace outside the living room of the wooden house to answer the phone.

Although the program is still being recorded, it is a 19-day uninterrupted live broadcast. It is impossible to not give any privacy and not allow private calls.

This time, the call to Ruan Song's cell phone was from an unfamiliar local number in City A.

It's normal to receive calls from strangers in their line of work.

From producers, directors, film and television companies, etc., to fellow screenwriters, there are always all kinds of weird people coming out of every corner.

Or an old friend who came to borrow money 1 years ago also has a probability.

So when Ruan Song picked up the phone, he couldn't remember who was on the other side just by the sound.

The person on the other side also strangely didn't declare his family name, and just came up and said, "You can ask for anything you want."

Ruan Song was completely puzzled: "What request?"

"About you..." The man stopped, his low voice turned, "Don't you know who I am?"

"???"

Ruan Song frowned on the spot, whoareyou: "How do I know who you are?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone, as if he hadn't considered Ruan Song's failure to recognize him at all: "...We just met not long ago."

Ruan Song's blood pressure is even higher.

Just as he was wondering how this was out of the ordinary, a certain candidate who seemed to have known him passed through his mind.

Through the superior radio equipment in the living room, everyone in the live broadcast room heard Ruan Song laugh out loud on the balcony outside.

"It's you again after a long time. Brother, you really don't give up. Is there a mine at home? Is there anything else you need to worry about for such a big project? Just leave me alone all day long."

The barrage that "overheard" this sentence immediately exploded, and one or two were quickly brushed.

【Wow, what exactly does Teacher Ruan do? It feels so powerful】

[Is the other party begging him? 】

[When will the program team announce their career? Wow, hurry up]

[The people who participated in this variety show before were all celebrities, this is the first time that there are amateurs that cannot be found on Baidu Encyclopedia]

[What are you talking about for such a big project, shouldn't it be the domineering president xs]

[The person my brother likes must not be simple! 】

[The other party's deadly knocking shows that Teacher Ruan's position in the project is irreplaceable!Very core competitiveness! 】

[So sassy, ​​this kind of personality is definitely not bad in professional ability(?]

[Yes!And the dress is also very casual, inexplicably there is a kind of contrast between the boss! 】

When Ruan Song casually placed an order for T-shirts and jeans in a certain treasure, he never dreamed that they could be interpreted into this artistic conception.

What's more, he didn't expect to meet the stunned young man who is rare in this circle.

"This is the first project I have worked on. I hope it will be more beautiful, so I insist on using your idea as the starting point of the story. We are willing to make concessions on how much you want to pay and authorship rights."

Gu Yuzhou boasted that his words were sincere and moving in both emotion and reason.

But in return, Ruan Song sneered even more speechlessly: "Brother, why don't you tell me how old you are this year, 25? 23? It's fine if you don't know the rules, don't you play Weibo and watch trending searches? "

These days, everyone is either running for money, or running for happiness, who cares about your "persistence" and "hope".

Ruan Song used to be able to bend and stretch, but he lacked money.

Now that the variety show is on, there is no shortage of money, and the madness returns immediately, and the temper is tougher than anyone else.

He thought that as soon as the show was broadcast, this person would stop immediately when he saw him.

After all, "Ren Qinming's object" is equivalent to planting a cash cow in his own backyard, and he should know that he is not short of this money even by moving his toes.

As a result, the other end was at a loss: "It's true that I don't play, what's wrong with Weibo hot searches?"

Ruan Song was completely too lazy to talk nonsense with him, he just thought he was still talking to a simple producer: "I don't understand how rich your family is, so this project can send you such a related person out to talk about things, but in short, don't ask Me, I'm just unhappy now, and I'm not happy about any conditions."

[Good guy, "I'm not happy with any conditions", which worker shed tears of envy]

[Teacher Ruan scolding people is the same as scolding grandchildren, it's too A.]

[I completely climbed the wall. When I heard Teacher Ruan call someone "brother", Su's goosebumps covered me, and my knees went straight to the ground]

[And I actually hit it again!In comparison, Teacher Ruan spoils my brother too much 15551]

Ren Qinming came back from choosing a makeup photo in the studio next door, just in time to meet Ruan Song hanging up the phone on the balcony.

He tried to keep his curiosity from being deliberate: "Who hit it?"

Ruan Song, who didn't know that the sound insulation effect here is extremely poor, threw out four words lightly: "Trash calls."

The barrage started to "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" again.

[How can someone be so crazy by nature! ! ! 】

【Ah... I love brother drag, brother drag is number one in the world】

[Teacher Ruan, the well-deserved ceiling of the beauty of the fishing department A, applause.jpgx3]

【I beg you, let’s go straight to the debut, blah, blah, blah, blah blah】

On the other side, the filming of Qin Sijia and Zheng Qing went smoothly.

After the three sets of makeup photos were finalized, the studio staff left one after another. The director called everyone to the living room, took out an envelope and put it on the coffee table.

The barrage, which is familiar with the program flow, has already typed out the contents of the envelope on the public screen.

[Guess how much living expenses the program group intends to give to the six guests in this episode]

[The first phase is 2000, the second, third, and fourth are 1800, and the fifth phase is 1500. I feel that there may only be 1200 left in this phase, doge]

[If it is 1200, the average of 19 days is 63 per day, and the average of six people can only eat ten yuan a day, cover your face.jpg]

[Then this is what it means to stop being lazy and order takeout at all, every meal has to be done by yourself, 呵牙.jpg]

Regarding the cost of living, the worst result in the minds of the guests is 1200.

Living in this secluded halfway up the mountain, even if they want to order takeaway, there is probably no takeaway for them to order.

As a result, the director opened the envelope and took out the red Grandpa Mao one by one.

The barrage was dumbfounded, and the guests were also dumbfounded.

Satisfied with everyone's response, the director announced: "Our living expenses for the sixth issue of "19 Days of Co-production" is a huge sum of 500 yuan! Hope you all have a good holiday!"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[6 for 500 people? ?Is the program group finally crazy?]

[Hahahahahahahaha, 19 in 500 days, doesn’t that mean six people can only spend 26 yuan a day?This is not enough even if Dun Dun buys vegetables and cooks by himself]

【"huge sum of money"】

[Don't just stop paying living expenses in the next issue, doge]

Jiang Qiqi, as the daughter of the family, has never seen such a battle before. She was the first to look at the director with rounded eyes: "Are you going to let us go up the mountain to dig tree roots to survive? Just order a few dishes for 500 yuan and you will be gone!"

【Laughing, Qiqi was shocked.jpg】

[Although 500 is not enough to order just a few dishes, it is true that there are not enough ingredients for six people, doge]

The director team also didn't answer the questions directly, only saying that 500 can live.

He also said that they don't need to go out to buy food by themselves like the guests in the previous episodes, and there will be a buyer to count the items and dishes that everyone needs soon.

All transactions are carried out at market prices.

Then early the next morning, the buyers will send the listed items to the foot of the mountain, and they will assign personnel to pick them up.

At the same time as picking up, you have to discuss in advance to prepare for the immediate needs of the next day.

Because in the next 19 days, the buyers will not go up the mountain again, and the only time to contact them is when they hand over things in the morning.

"Will the prices of the items be known at that time?" Liang Yi raised the more critical question at present.

If the price can only be known by face-to-face, it is basically tantamount to being slaughtered by others, which will make their 500 thin money even worse.

Fortunately, the director team took out a half-covered QR code from their pockets: "This one can be asked for the price online. When the time comes, you can discuss who will be responsible for asking the price, just avoid the camera and add this person's WeChat."

After explaining the basic rules, the director team quickly withdrew.

Since childhood, Jiang Qiqi has always stretched out her clothes and opened her hands to eat. When has she ever suffered such grievances, she has already fallen on Liang Yi's back and muttered: "I can't live alone with this 500 yuan..."

Liang Yi smiled and pushed down the elegant glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looked very good-tempered. He touched her head with his backhand and actively led the discussion: "Then let's roughly divide the work now?"

Qin Sijia has the most extroverted personality, and she responded immediately: "Anyway, I run in the morning to exercise every morning, and I can be responsible for going down the mountain in the morning to find the buyer to get things!"

Zheng Qing: "You may not be able to finish it all by yourself, I will accompany you, and I can also take care of hygiene."

Liang Yi's logic is quite organized: "The program team has divided the rooms for us. Six people can be responsible for the sanitation of the public area together, and the cleaning is done once every 7 days. Qiqi can be responsible for asking prices and contacting, and I can be responsible for collecting and washing dishes, but The big question now is can any of us cook?"

The barrage clapped their hands, and finally got to the point.

They have been wondering who among these few people can cook since just now!

【I'll bet [-] cents, I don't know any of them, doge】

[Won't Zheng Qing know it too?He looks like a family man]

【Zheng Qingcai doesn't live at home, he just stays at home. He and Scarlett both mentioned on Weibo before that they are fast food lovers】

[Maybe Mr. Ruan will know it. In this case, the program team will usually gather one person who can enter the kitchen. It is impossible that all six people will not know it.]

Apparently several guests also thought so, and they all started to look at each other in blank dismay.

Jiang Qiqi was the first to express her opinion while lying on Liang Yi's back: "I really can't do anything at all, at most I can make cakes and snacks."

Then there is Liang Yi: "I can only cook clear noodles."

Then there were Qin Sijia and Zheng Qing who were sitting on his left shaking their heads: "Our kitchen is clean so far."

According to the order of seating, it was time for Ren Qinming to speak next.

But for some reason, everyone skipped over Ren Qinming and focused directly on Ruan Song.

Ruan Song has almost zero sense of presence as a spectator since the director distributed the money just now.

Right now, the excitement is going well, but suddenly so many eyes are staring at it at the same time, Ruan Song leans back on the sofa chair in disbelief: "You look at what I do? Do I look like I can cook?"

Don't be kidding, he's always taking advantage of Chen Yan when he's renting a house.

Jiang Qiqi was immediately discouraged, and leaned into Liang Yi's arms with her mouth pursed as if her last hope had been dashed: "Then none of the six of us can cook after a long time!"

Liang Yi also never imagined that he could have a day in the kitchen: "I can't just eat my boiled noodles all at once."

Qin Sijia and Zheng Qing couldn't laugh or cry: "It stands to reason that the director team will investigate in advance, there must be a meeting."

[Living expenses are only [-], are you forcing everyone to practice in the kitchen hhh]

[Maybe it was intentional because no one would know it, the variety show effect is full, doge]

[Liang Yi said that he cooked noodles, Jiang Qiqi's face turned green, it seems that the cooked noodles are not very delicious hahaha]

[Seeing that everyone skipped over Ren Qinming on the issue of cooking just now, I really laughed to death]

【Mainly Ren Qinming will not know it at first sight】

[These days there are not many amateurs, celebrities are so busy every day, and they don't have the time to delve into cooking]

[That's great, the sixth episode turned out to be a survival show in the wilderness, doge]

Several couples of guests in the wooden house had already beaten the eggplants, and they all began to shake their heads and sigh, as if they believed that they were famous in their lifetime, and they were going to starve to death in this house halfway up the mountain.

Only Ruan Song was leaning firmly on the sofa, with no hint of frustration on his face that he didn't know how to cook, and he shoved onto the back of someone who was also silent.

But this time Ren Qinming was not like him, he didn't respond to Ruan Song, sat there without turning his head, his jaw line collapsed and straightened.

Ruan Song directly shoved the second time: "Don't pretend to be dead, talk."

The five people in the hall turned their heads to look.

Ren Qinming insisted on pretending to be deaf and dumb.

Ruan Song didn't agree with him at all: "It's almost enough, and there are only six people in total who still pretend?"

What is Ren Qinming pretending to be?

Everyone was completely confused.

With a height of 187, a certain actor who has always been emotionally unrestrained pursed his lips, with reluctance already showing on his face.

"Why are you so stubborn?"

Ruan Song directly used his big move, like a bully, and unceremoniously grabbed Ren Qinming's handsome face.

In an instant, the bullet screen began to use "I rely on", saying that he would not change a thousand gold, what is the face of the pinch, it is completely a golden bean!

[In this world, Mr. Ruan is probably the one who is willing to pinch it. I can pinch it, just lemon.jpg]

But in fact, Ruan Song didn't think much about it at all, it was just a habitual action.

Ren Qinming, who used to be in high school, had a late night, and his face was still a little pouty in the first year of high school, and he looked soft, and it looked easy to pinch when he followed his buttocks.

As long as he is disobedient, Ruan Song will pinch him.

Later, after pinching those two pieces of meat, they disappeared. Ren Qinming's height also broke through 185 in his sophomore year of high school, and he became the one Ruan Song needed to look up at unknowingly.

But Ruan Song still pinches, and if he doesn't pinch, he won't succeed.

If you doze off in class, if you don't take the questions seriously, if you lose points in the same test center repeatedly.

Ren Qinming had a conditioned reflex under Ruan Song's well-trained training.

So even if there are people in the room now, and there are thousands of pairs of eyes staring at each other in the live broadcast room, he finally couldn't help being wronged.

Let everyone witness the face-changing moment of the "cold Hades" again.

Ren Qinming frowned and looked bitterly at the puppy, his face was still held by Ruan Song's hands and said in a hoarse voice: "I just don't want to cook for others."

Everyone: "?"

The barrage exploded again.

[My day, Ren Qinming can cook? ? ? 】

Then a familiar id popped up.

【@曾哥脚白良美美丽质：It’s not just cooking, guess who washed the underwear of Ruan Song who lived in high school before, eating melon.jpg]

【? ? ? ? ? 】

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Ruan Song folded his arms: washing underwear is none of my business, don't slander me