The whole world is forcing me to testify

"What should I do?"

Tian Dao sat in front of Zhuang Hai, with the appearance of humbly asking for advice and devoting himself to learning.

Zhuang Hai made a gesture to stroke his beard, but when he found that his beard had been shaved, he put down his hand in embarrassment, and cleared his throat: "If it comes to chasing a wife, I really have more experience. You can tell me about the situation first, and I'll be fine." Prescribe the right medicine."

Tiandao nodded, was about to speak, paused, and said rather vigilantly: "You have to keep it secret for me."

Zhuang Hai was upright and awe-inspiring: "This is natural."

Only then did Tiandao begin to tell.

The matter started when he ran to Hua Yi's door early this morning.

Hua Yi said yesterday that he would think about it again, and as the night passed, Tiandao tossed and turned, recalling the scene from the day the two met from beginning to end.

Thinking about spending one night is enough to think clearly about the past of the two of them.

Early in the morning, he went to find Hua Yi.

On the way, he bought Hua Yi's favorite breakfast. When he reached the door, he knocked and heard footsteps inside the door. He straightened his clothes to make sure that there was no wrinkle on his body, and then he held the food box and looked at the door.

It was Haw who came to open the door.

After a few days no see, Haw seems to be round again.

Thinking that Haw would be by Hua Yi's side every day, he squinted his eyes, and suddenly felt displeased with this divine beast.

Realizing that he was jealous of a divine beast for no reason, Tiandao immediately withdrew his terrifying thoughts and asked him if Hua Yi was there.

Then he heard Hua Yi's voice, saying that he was not there.

I don't know if it's really stupid or intentional, but it's cute anyway.

He pursed his lips, lowered his head and secretly smiled.

Haw didn't understand what he was talking about with One Flower, even though he had reminded himself not to argue with a divine beast, the fact that Haw didn't know anything made him feel slightly refreshed.

So he smiled more happily.

This burst of joy reached its peak when Hua Yi appeared.

Tiandao didn't know if it was his own illusion, but Hua Yi seemed extraordinarily attractive today.

The black robe was a little bigger than his figure, making his waist look extraordinarily thin, and the exposed part of his neck was white and dazzling.

Tiandao saw Huayi swallowed, and his Adam's apple couldn't help but roll along with it.

"I'm going to think again."

The joy came to an abrupt end, Hua Yi hadn't figured it out yet.

It's not ideal, but it's not bad either.

He picked a comfortable place where he could get some sunlight and sat down.

Leaning against the wall, cross-legged and looking at the scenery in the courtyard.

Where he was sitting, Hua Yi had also sat there when he was drunk.

All he could see was the scenery that Hua saw every day.

Looking at it, my mind was empty, I didn't think about anything, but I was fascinated again.

Until the sound of the wooden door being opened pulled him out.

Tiandao raised his head, his eyes were still a little confused, and he stared at Shanghua's wide-eyed phoenix eyes.

They looked at each other, both stunned.

"Why are you still here?" Hua Yi was surprised.

Tiandao had recovered, and took the time to admire Hua Yi's panicked look.

He dusted himself off and straightened up.

"I'm waiting for you, I'm worried that I won't be here after you make up your mind."

I didn't feel it when I was squatting, but as soon as Tiandao stood up, the pressure suddenly increased, and the scenery in front of me was filled by him alone.

Hua Yi took half a step back, Nuo Nuo said: "This is a lifelong event, I didn't think so fast."

Tiandao was stunned, and then ecstatically: "A lifelong event? Could it be that you are already considering whether to marry me?"

"That was not what I meant!"

But Hua Yi didn't know what he meant, and simply became angry from embarrassment.

"Anyway, I'm going out now. If you follow me, my answer must be no!"

As soon as Hua finished speaking, she left, leaving Tiandao an angry back.

Tiandao looked at the bean curd in his hand that had been warmed with spiritual power, and sighed.

Hua Yi came back at dinner time.

The sky is dim, and the way of heaven has not gone yet.

As soon as Hua entered the courtyard, she saw him immediately.

In a ball, like a big dog that has fallen out of favor, it pitifully waits at the door for the return of its master.

Hua Yi shivered in shock from her own imagination.

This is the way of heaven with the highest force value. It can be imagined as a big dog, and he also admires himself.

After spending a little time complaining about himself, the big dog has already found its master, and rushed over with its eyes shining brightly.

With Hua Yi's little temper, when he met this expectant look, he almost lost his temper.

But just as the gentle ripples in my heart formed a circle, they were muddied by Tiandao's words.

"Have you thought about it?" Tiandao asked.

"Then I was driven back." Tiandao looked frustrated.

Zhuang Hai has been Tiandao's apprentice for so long, and he is somewhat proud of being able to become a master with one move.

I wanted to take this opportunity to show off, and then ridiculed Tiandao for being so unreasonable, but after listening to Tiandao's description, even he sympathized.

Why does this sound more difficult than chasing his wife to the crematorium?

"You are annoying people." Zhuang Hai concluded.

"It's annoying..." Tiandao rubbed his chin and pondered.

"But I asked Yu Shengyan before I went, and she told me that a strong girl is afraid of pestering her husband, and that's how you begged her back at the beginning."

Cough cough--

Zhuang Hai almost choked to death with a sip of tea.

He wiped the water stains on his lips, and said with a smile: "Why did she tell you this, haha."

"However, our circumstances are very different."

Zhuang Hai looked down.

"Xiaoyan's temperament is completely different from Huayi's, so the way of chasing her is naturally different."

Tiandao nodded, feeling that it made some sense, "Then I don't know what method should be used for chasing flowers?"

Zhuang Hai thought about Hua Yi's temper, and what he wanted to say the most was that it would be better to change someone to catch up with him.

When the words came to his lips, he turned a corner and became: "First of all, get rid of the word wrapping formula. Think about it, Hua Yi can be regarded as a peerless master. Now, whoever is a genius has no little temper and yearning for freedom. What about you? You’re definitely not good enough. If you want me to say, the most important thing is four words—follow what you like.”

"Follow what he likes?" Tiandao frowned tightly, as if he had encountered some peerless problem, "But he didn't take a look at his favorite bean curd that I brought over today, why is that?"

Why, why else, of course, because he, Hua Yi, is a weirdo!

Zhuang Hai wanted to yell directly, but was abruptly pulled back by reason.

Now he admits it, he finally admits it, these two people are indeed a match made in heaven to some extent.

He couldn't find a way to make a match, but he knew a trick or two to fool him.

"That's because you didn't hit the right idea. It's like scratching an itch. You have to scratch his itches the most. You can't scratch the itch."

Tiandao looked at Zhuang Hai suspiciously, but Zhuang Hai had always been his most conscientious disciple, and he was also the most reliable in his work.

What I want to say to him is also based on experience.

"Then I'll go back and think about it again, how to match what I like."

Zhuang Hai breathed a sigh of relief, and respectfully sent Tiandao out.

As soon as Tiandao left, Zhuang Hai immediately went to find Yu Shengyan.

On the second day, Tiandao pushed open the door, and blew in the sunlight on the paper that he had written all over and the ink was not yet dry.

The list on the paper is full of Hua Yi's favorite things he summed up.

As the saying goes, true knowledge comes from practice, and he is ready to practice one by one.

After staying up all night, Tiandao didn't feel tired.

He stretched, took a deep breath, and moved his ears slightly, as if he heard the names of him and Hua Yi mentioned by two young disciples doing morning exercises in the back mountain.

Just as he was listening to what the two disciples were saying, a message came from the bamboo slips at his waist.

At night, he was busy thinking about Hua Yi's hobbies, so he threw the bamboo slips aside. When he opened it, he found that he had received many messages.

Tiandao swept across, his face became more and more serious, and finally closed the bamboo slips silently, bit his cheek, and squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Zhuang Hai..."

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Tiandao: I asked the audience outside the venue for help, but I ended up asking an unreliable question, so angry!