Lord Inspector robs money and sex

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It was already night when I woke up, I didn't know if Long Ya had sent the ghost girl to school, so I washed up to keep my mind clear.

Only then did I have time to read the letter Po Meng wrote to me.

I swear, I will never read Po Meng's letter again in this life.

【Dear Jiangdandan】

Wait, what the hell is this ball?

Use a circle instead.

It would be better to say Jiang circle circle.

[Please allow me to cross, I will not cross, I will circle Meng Po...]

What the hell?

【I love you, Chacha can circle the hearts of both of us with an arrow, bleeding, love type, next time express delivery, Mengpo soup for you and...】

typo?

Circle and cross?

With Long Ya's IQ, I wonder how he understands that this is a love letter?

I am a good boy!

This is a good question.

Go out of the bedroom door to see where Long Ya is.

Good guy, Long Ya is not at home at all.

I looked around and thought about buying a mobile phone first.

I went out to the second-hand market and found nothing good, and I didn't really understand it, so I called Long Ya.

I told Long Ya the address on the phone, and he came soon.

"Inspector, why do you suddenly want to change your phone?"

"Ang, we need to keep pace with the times. We must know that in many cases, mobile payment seems to be more convenient than cash payment."

Long Ya nodded, and pointed to a beautiful looking mobile phone inside the counter. On the back of this mobile phone was a picture of a bitten apple.

This logo is very strange.

"Why is there a piece of apple missing?"

"I am what I eat."

I looked at Long Ya with a look of disgust, "Of course I know it wasn't you who bit it. I'm asking which brand is such a strange trademark?"

The mobile phone seller introduced to us, "Sir, this is a new product we just arrived. I thought that the customer suddenly didn't like it, so I wanted to change the mobile phone. It only lasted for a month. You found a great bargain. The original price was more than 6000." cell phone, now sells for 2000 yuan."

I stared at the phone for a long time and smiled coldly.

The mobile phone was clearly stolen, and the thief hadn't left the second-hand market yet.

It seems that the market is chaotic enough.

Looking left and right, the feng shui of the market looks harmonious on the surface, but in fact it is extremely dangerous.

Simply put, this is a den of thieves.

It is the common people's money that is cheated.

If this happens, karma must be paid. I don’t know what the specific result is. Maybe two years later, some disaster will happen to me. Maybe tomorrow I will be struck by lightning.

Anyway, these things are out of my control.However, if there is a cause, there must be an effect, and I will decide on blessings and virtues.

I smiled at the boss, "No need, I've always done things aboveboard, and I don't like using unclean things, so let's go, Long Ya."

Long Ya was still a little curious, "Aren't we going to buy it, Inspector?"

"Buy it, but after the Huo family's old man's matter is resolved."

"It's fine, you will have money by then, and you can buy a good one."

Long Ya's words really made me a little angry, "What a fart, you know how to eat every day, do you know how many days you can finish eating 5000 million?"

Long Ya shook his head, I took out the calculator and taught him a good lesson.

If we eat something good, a meal for Long Ya and I will cost at least 1000 yuan.

Then three meals a day is 3000 yuan a day.

There are 30 days in a month, and 9 yuan will be spent on meals a month. In case of a celebration, it will cost 10 yuan a month.

12 months a year, that is to say, 120 million will be spent on food a year.

After calculating that there is still food to use, it would cost 200 million to say the least.

After talking about these figures, Long Ya finally counted with his fingers, and smiled foolishly, "It's okay, didn't we earn 3000 million in a week? Enough to eat!"