Lord Inspector robs money and sex

things in the kitchen

I directly picked up the other shoe on the ground and chased Long Ya to hit it!

Hit to death!

I said not to mention it, but still mention it!

Long Ya ran quite fast, and there was no one left in a blink of an eye.

I stood at the gate of the detective agency, looking at the place where Long Ya disappeared, and suddenly felt uncomfortable all over my body!

Why did you give it to him?

I am a man!I am a man!

Say the important thing three times!

Let's find a girlfriend, maybe this idiot will quit automatically.

Early the next morning, before I got up, I heard the sound of cooking from the kitchen, and the aroma spread throughout the room.

I have to say, I am blown away by the scent.

He opened his eyes and ran to the kitchen, Long Ya actually cooked a table full of dishes early in the morning.

wait...

Sweet and sour mung bean sprouts?

Sweet and Sour Pork?

Sweet and sour pork ribs?

Pickled fish?

Hot and sour potato shreds?

Shredded fish-flavored chicken?

Sweet and sour cabbage?

……

Why are they all sour?

The brain instantly recalls last night before going to bed...

What Long Ya said.

[I heard from the girl that the signs before pregnancy like to eat sour food! 】

Be calm, be sure to be calm.

Looking at the time, it was already past eight o'clock.

The girl came back, and a smile appeared on my face before I knew it.

Angrily, he came to the collection shelf and knocked on the ghost bottle of beautiful tears.

"You damn girl, you have instilled some messy things into Long Ya, come out to me!"

The vase is silent...

I tapped the vase again, "Okay! You're not coming out, are you?"

"1!"

"2!"

Before counting the next three, this ghost girl came out of the vase and stood in front of me in white smoke.

I can tolerate children being naughty, and I can also tolerate it, Long Ya's IQ is not enough!

But I can't bear it, these ignorant guys are talking about pregnancy to us every day!

I am a big man, what kind of pregnancy do I have?

Does it have that function?

"Mother, I was wrong."

"Wrong? Go right now, right away, and right away to correct Long Ya's thoughts! Also, don't mention this matter again! Otherwise, I will hand you over to Hei Wu Chang and let you go to the eighteenth level of hell, throw Long Ya Be a beggar on the street and starve him to death!"

My voice is loud.

Long Ya in the kitchen heard it, and rushed over with a shovel, "Inspector, I was wrong, don't worry, I will never spend more than 1000 yuan on you in the future!"

More than 1000 yuan?

Immediately!A splitting headache.

Hey!

There are more than 2000 yuan in my pocket, and it cost me more than 1000 yuan?

Forget it, don't be angry, at least I cooked a table of meals, at least I beat He Shao and earned 1000 million for me.

But in the end how much to spend, I also have a number in my heart.

"How much did it cost?" I suppressed my anger and waited for Long Ya to say an astonishing figure. I had to think about how to punish.

If it costs one thousand and one, I will starve him for a meal. If it costs one thousand and two?I just starved him for two meals!

"One thousand nine hundred and eight..."

Jaw-dropping!Almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Pinch someone!Pinch someone!

A roast chicken is about 38 yuan, and 30 roast chickens are 1140 yuan. With the addition of these dishes cooked by Long Ya, it is not enough for [-] yuan.

"Besides the roast chicken and these dishes! What else did you buy?" I gritted my teeth and said every word, and I felt my heart was bleeding!

Long Ya turned around and turned off the fire first, and came back with a bag, it was a big bag!

That kind of sack is huge!

He smiled foolishly, and as soon as he put it in front of me, a bad premonition hit his brain.

But Long Ya's eyes were shining brightly. When he opened the pocket, I was completely fucking desperate.

hawthorn!

my day!