Yan Gou failed miserably

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Everyone: Smelly shameless mouth so fast!

He Ci quickly listed all the possibilities, so that the students who were about to move had no right to speak.

The head teacher couldn't help shaking his head, and laughed loudly: "Look at what he said, he guessed all these things about me, and the next class leader will announce these things."

The tool man Yang Yalong stood up resignedly, and took out the contents of the black plastic bag one by one, including notebooks, fountain pens, straw paper, snacks, and some cute little things.

Students: The guess is really good and accurate.

He Weidong felt much better when he heard that there was a reward for students who were more energetic than the other, and he was happy to spend the 500 yuan!

"Next, let He Ci be the first to choose." He Weidong honored the reward he had just agreed.

"Okay——" He Ci didn't sit down at all, but happily stood on his seat and looked at the prizes on the podium.

He lowered his head and whispered to his deskmate quietly: "Si Xian, what do you want, I'll get it for you—"

Boyfriend is overwhelmed!

Si Xian's eyes were sharp, and he glanced at the small rabbit ceramics on the podium, it was so white and tender that it was really cute.

"Xiao Ci, that rabbit is very pretty."

"okay--"

Unexpectedly, Si Xian would like cute little rabbits in his heart, and He Ci's heart would melt into a puddle of water. Such a contrasting and cute boyfriend is cuter than rabbits.

When he came to the podium, he didn't go to get the little rabbit right away, but pretended to hesitate for a while, choosing the onset of difficulty, and then said to reach out to the rabbit.

"I want this!"

For a moment, the eyes of the whole class were focused on the little rabbit with long ears, white skin and red eyes.

Students: I didn't expect you to be so perverted in your heart.

However, there are more female students with shining eyes, and boys who are handsome and soft-hearted are simply not too good!

Li Xiangge, who had been paying attention to him, also smiled a little, always thinking that this rabbit was too good for him.

He Weidong's cute little ceramics were originally prepared for some girls in the back, but He Ci was the first to choose the most expensive rabbit ceramics, but he didn't say anything, and then asked the next person to come up: "Next One is Si Xian."

In the middle of the road, when Si Xian and his deskmate passed by, he coughed twice.

He Ci instantly understood: "That kitten—"

"it is good……"

As expected, Si Xian acted resolutely and went straight to the target without looking at anything else, just took a ceramic kitten on the left.

"Thank you, teacher."

The bottom of the kitten is milky white, the top is gray black, and the whole body is covered with delicate lines. It is squatting on the ground and looking up at the sky with two royal blue eyes.

It's as cute as that little bunny.

This time the students were blown away, they didn't expect this pair of deskmates to be hypocritical one by one.

The image of He Ci and the image of the little rabbit are quite compatible, both of which are white and tender.But the image of Si Xian is a bit far from that of a kitten.

Si Xiansheng is tall and tall, with extremely sharp and three-dimensional facial features. He has the feeling of a Greek sculpture. There is always an aura of not being close to strangers all over his body. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't match such a cute kitten. ah!

He Weidong also joked: "You two are worthy of being at the same table, you have the same vision."

Everyone laughed, and the boys booed: They are a couple, can they be inconsistent!

As soon as this remark came out, there was a lot of enthusiasm.

Si Xian loves to hear what he said.

Back in position without even talking.The two of them exchanged each other's ceramics in a very tacit understanding, and the big cloth behind them was dumbfounded.

Buyanfei was speechless: "Aren't you two free, it's unnecessary!"

He Ci glanced at Dabu quietly, his eyes were full of sympathy, speechless and other complex emotions, he didn't even want to say anything, for fear of shocking him.

Dabu:! ! ∑(°π°丿)丿!

He suddenly got the meaning of this look, this, this, this is laughing at the 18 years of his mother's solo life.

In front, the two were still talking nonsense to each other.

He Ci held the kitten in his hand and couldn't put it down: "Look, this kitten looks like yours. It looks like it's all black on the outside, but it's actually white inside. Look at these two big eyes, they look like—"

Si Xian nodded in agreement, admiring the pure white bunny in front of him, they were exactly the same, white from the inside to the outside, look at these two red eyes, they were so similar.

In the classroom, the class teacher first asked the top ten students to choose gifts, and then asked the top five students who made the most progress to choose gifts. Inspired by the image of a pair at the same table, the students in the back also extended their sinful little hands to the cute ones. above the ceramic ornaments.

There are not many decorations, there are only ten in total, and almost all of them are covered by the top ten.

Only Li Jianghao was more serious, he chose a very thick notebook, and the head teacher also gave a pen as a friendly gift.

Dabu is holding a ceramic puppy and laughing foolishly, just like the silly son of Landlord He's family.

After distributing all the hardware, the squad leader distributed snacks to the whole class, and said, "I can't eat in class. Director Ren will patrol from time to time. Our class is the key observation object."

When it came to He Ci's side, the squad leader emphasized it several times.

Classmate He Ci, who made people feel at ease, patted his chest, saying repeatedly that you can rest assured, after all, the old man is not a bad person.

After saying this, Yang Yalong was even more worried, but he also knew the consequences of not giving snacks, Xiao Ci would definitely turn the world upside down, so he had no choice but to pick out a snack with a larger package and pass it to He Ci.

He Ci took the snacks and took a look at them: "Ah, Oreo, Wulong is so interesting——"

Some guilty monitors didn't speak up and left in a hurry.

Something is wrong, the squad leader is wrong, there is a problem!

He Ci held the snacks in front of his eyes and took a closer look.

Hiss, good guy, this is Yue Liyue!I bought it at school! !

The Oreos in the school can be described as famous, and they can change their names every week, including but not limited to Yueli Yue, Oreo, Yue Leo, etc., too numerous to mention.

I wanted to ask the monitor for an explanation, but Yang Yalong ran to the other corner of the classroom in a short while.

He Ci: ...

"Si Xian, look at him, give me Yue Li Yue!" He Ci used the summoning technique and summoned the sss-level behemoth "Bu Xian Xian".

"I'll teach him a lesson when we go back to the dormitory at night! Let's not eat, let him eat at night!" Si Xian's eyes revealed a murderous look, and his words were full of threats.

"Hi, this is delicious too, I'll open it for you to taste—" As he spoke, he quickly tore open the package of Yueliyue, completely forgetting the monitor's instructions just now.

He took out a piece of Yueliyue and was about to put it in his mouth.Suddenly, there was a tremor under the bench.

Hiss, murderous!

Si Xian is also signaling him with his eyes that there is something wrong with the window.

Some noisy classrooms suddenly fell silent, as if someone had pressed the pause button.

At this time, the black Yueliyue in He Ci's hand is very prominent, but at this moment he does not show any panic, rather has the demeanor of not changing his face when Mount Tai collapses in front of him.

He Ci took a look out of the corner of his eye, and as expected, a pair of indifferent eyes were staring at him silently, just waiting for him to put the black object in his hand into his mouth.

"Humph—" He Ci smiled contemptuously, with a calm expression, put the Yueliyue in his hand on the table, wiped the notebook on the table, and blew on it with his mouth after wiping, and then put the Yueliyue into it Inside the pencil case.

His smooth movements and natural demeanor made Director Ren, who has experienced countless experiences, stunned for a moment.

Dabu in the back pressed his mouth tightly, for fear that if he laughed out loud, all previous efforts would be wasted.

Director Ren stared at it for a long time, but still found nothing unusual, so he nodded in satisfaction.

It really wasn't what I thought——

It's very hard for He Ci to hold back his laughter now, he only survived by pinching the thigh of his deskmate, and he was just a little bit close to failing.

After the director left, whispers began again in the classroom.The homeroom teacher didn't care about it. He looked at the students below in a more Buddhist way, showing a little smile from time to time.

He Ci finally couldn't hold back anymore, leaned against his tablemate and laughed softly: "Hahaha Si Xian, my wife is too clever, how can you think of such an awesome idea! "

Si Xian touched the little rabbit, and suddenly felt that it didn't look like it again. This is not a little white rabbit, it is clearly a cunning little fox.

"Xiao Ci, Especially powerful (very powerful)" Si Xian boasted sincerely.

"Wow, my adaptability is amazing. Have you seen that, that kind of aura that is so overwhelming that you don't change your face, it explodes!" The more He Ci said, the more proud he became, and the more he talked, the more he admired his reaction just now.

Si Xian smiled very softly, he took out the Yue Liyue from He Ci's pen box and put it in his desk, Director Bao Buqi shot back the carbine again.

Outside, the more Director Ren thought about it, the more something went wrong, the eraser looked like a biscuit.

Decided, go back and take a look, although it is a trivial matter, it is awkward in my heart, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't confirm it.

As soon as he said it, Director Ren fell back and killed a carbine when none of the students in the fourth class were prepared, which caught the class teacher off guard.

Director Ren walked around the classroom, pretending to be casual, walked to He Ci's side, and started talking.

"Why Ci, have you had any difficulties studying recently?"

"No, teacher, I'm fine."

He Ci's heart: Damn, it's a good thing that Si Xian took Yueliyue back just now, who would have thought that the director could kill a carbine when he was free!

Director Ren was a little embarrassed. He wanted to open the pencil case to see the same thing, but it felt awkward. There was a gap in He Ci's sharpness.

So he opened his very considerate pencil case and took out the real eraser inside to wipe the paper.

Director Ren: Hey, why did it get thicker, did I read it wrong?

Now the director has no reason to stay anymore, he encouraged the students a few words, and left with question marks all over their heads, and the students also watched the director leave with question marks all over their heads.

inexplicably.