Yan Gou failed miserably

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The instructor saw that the time was almost up, so he got up from the side and clapped his hands to let them gather. "Everyone is up, first stand in a military posture for 10 minutes, and then walk forward."

Everyone's happy faces collapsed in an instant, and the little fat man looked up to the sky and screamed: "I want to study, I want to fall into the arms of learning."

The little fat man's surname is Zhu Mingyang, he is a white and tender little fat man, he was specially recruited to the school because he won the first prize in the All-China Middle School Students Physics Competition, and he has never passed the college entrance examination.

What is extremely inconsistent with his brain is his physique. The last time he ran three kilometers to halfway, he couldn't do it anymore, and he took a few minutes of rest in the middle.In the past few days, I have been tortured even more, and the instructors don't know how many times they have brought the little fat man out to practice alone.

He Ci moved a little because his body was a little numb because he was squatting, and he looked at the road outside the playground as usual.

Two days ago, Si Xian's mathematics and basic science professional class always passed by here. Si Xian's tall body was particularly eye-catching and followed at the end of the line, and then the two of them would look at each other very tacitly.

This glance is often the only time they meet this day, because except for the evening, the two of them are all occupied by military training, and they can't even meet each other when they eat.

I don't know why I didn't pass by today, He Ci was a little disappointed, turned his head as if nothing had happened, and stood in a military posture with his classmates.

The Bauhinia playground has a huge area. There are more than [-] classes here for military training. People from the Department of Physics and Chemistry are all here, and half of the math is here.

Instructor Li of the theoretical physics class saw that the chemistry students were resting over there, and thought of provocation.

"Seeing that the class has been rested for a long time, it can't be justified without singing a song."

The boys booed.

"It's unreasonable, then there must be two songs!"

"Yes, yes, they have all rested for such a long time!"

"We have all stood in military posture for 10 minutes, and they are still resting! Shit!"

Instructor Li led a large force to the class in the chemistry department at the front left. That class is a chemistry major, and it can be called the best major in chemistry in China. It has never been ranked first in the national ranking of chemistry majors. It can be said that all of them are dragons and phoenixes.

The theoretical physics class sat in front of the chemistry class and sat down in rows.

Instructor Li greeted the instructor of that class: "Squad leader, everyone in our class wants to listen to the song you just practiced a few days ago."

The squad leader, Instructor Shen, is dark and looks almost 1.9 meters tall. The army green blouse highlights his vigorous figure at a glance.He smiled contemptuously, and shouted loudly: "We are asked to sing, do we agree?"

When the chemistry class saw the challenge from physics, they were naturally not to be outdone.

"No." (Very loud)

Jin Tao's eyes are shining, just waiting for your words.Holding a big trumpet in his hand, he sat cross-legged at the front of the line, turned the volume to the maximum, and shouted: "If you want to sing, you can sing. You're so cowardly. What do you look like?"

The classmate behind: "Big girl!"

"like what?"

"Big girl!"

"like what!"

"Big! Girl! Mother!"

Not to be outdone by the Department of Chemistry, the leader, a strong man who seemed to weigh two hundred catties, held a big trumpet and shouted hoarsely: "Let me sing!"

The students in the chemistry class made trumpet shapes with their hands and shouted with all their strength: "I will sing, where will I put my face!"

Jin Tao stretched his Kong Wu's powerful arm, slapped the cheerful little fat man next to him, and shouted even louder: "One, two, three, four, five!"

"We waited so hard!"

Jin Tao: "One, two, three, four, five, six, six!"

"We waited so hard!"

Jin Tao: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!"

"We waited so anxiously!"

Everyone shouted the last sentence together.

"One, two, three, four, seven, eight, nine, don't make us wait overnight!"

Instructor Li booed frantically beside him, "Come one, come one."

Instructor Shen patted Instructor Li on the arm, and threatened viciously: "I will deal with you when I go back!"

Instructor Li didn't care at all, and continued to boo with a smile: "Squad leader, hurry up your class, we can't stand it anymore."

Instructor Shen shouted: "Chemistry class, let them see our momentum. Han Tianlong, start!"

The leading fat man's head was flushed, and he shouted with all his strength: "Listen to the horn of the new journey, get ready!"

"Listen, the horn of the new journey sounds the call of a strong army and the goal is ahead. If the country is to be strong, we must bear the battle flag. The iron and blood glory is written on the banner..."

A sonorous and powerful battle song of a strong army was constantly circling over the campus, attracting many instructors to look sideways, and several classes also came here to join in the fun.After a while, the war between the two classes turned into a war between the two departments.

Physics Department vs Chemistry Department.

What unity is strength, battle songs of a strong army, return from shooting and so on.I don't know who started it, but the two departments even launched an offensive against the math department who was watching.

The Department of Mathematics was sparsely populated, and was soon overwhelmed.But soon, teams of reinforcements from the mathematics department came outside the playground. Although they couldn't compete, they could support one or two.

Instructor Li hid his merits and fame deeply, and persuaded all the instructors present, sat silently at the end of the theoretical physics class, and clapped with everyone as if nothing had happened.

As long as He Ci noticed the small movements of the instructor, he couldn't help laughing. He looked up and saw the figure of the leader of the mathematics department was very familiar.

Well, my man.

Si Xian was holding an enhanced version of the artifact with a loudspeaker, and his voice was so loud that it was on par with those of the two departments for a while.

Moreover, plus Si Xian's sky-defying appearance bonus, many girls secretly defected.

And the girls in their department seem to have a voice buff, and they can keep pace with the boys' voices.

Many girls in the back clenched their fists to cheer Si Xian on.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! We are not enough in number, but our appearance crushes them!"

"Si Xian give me a rush!"

What's more frightening is that there are also girls in the Department of Physics and Coefficients who are secretly cheering.

Jin Tao: "..."

Han Tianlong: "..."

Jin Tao is not ugly, he has a particularly masculine appearance, but girls are not sensitive to the exposed muscles. They still prefer Si Xian's smooth, handsome muscles.

Besides, Chief Si Xian is also handsome, with a height of 188 standing in the middle, he looks like a model.

He Ci poked Jin Tao: "Jin Zi, let me use the speaker. I'll meet him."

Jin Tao: "Wait a minute..."

He stood up and smiled contemptuously at everyone. "Let you take a look at our class grass and tremble, mortals!"

Then he handed the trumpet to He Ci who was speechless.

He Ci covered his face, but feeling the expectant gaze behind him, he stood up straight, took off his hat, and the generous Chong Sixian looked at each other.

Si Xian also took off his hat, the corners of his mouth raised wildly.

Except for the two of them, the rest sat down, and everyone could only see their "provocative" eyes and "contemptuous" smiles.

The whole place is boiling!

The boys were okay, but the girls were almost booing, and the loudness shocked all the instructors.

Instructor Li: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's good to be handsome."

He Ci smiled, his fair skin reflecting the white light under the sun's rays.

He has eaten a lot in the past few days, and his arms have a muscular outline, which is just right.The tall and straight figure and the sky-defying appearance made many girls grow up.

The Department of Physics has returned to the army.

"Our tie grass is really stunning!"

"Gentlemen, I'm so excited!"

Girls from the mathematics department.

"Ahhh, I'm so torn, I have to choose the grass or the little brother over there."

"Don't think about it, it's impossible."

The girl refused: "That's not necessarily true, what if?"

"Emmm they are a couple, really a couple."

"Nani?!"

He Ci turned on the loudspeaker and turned it to the maximum volume: "The east wind blows, and the war drums beat!"

The students in the back worked together: "If you want to sing, whoever is afraid of whom!"

Si Xian also turned up the volume, "Unity is strength, get up!"

The three divisions began various battles, each with louder voices, each blushing and shouting loudly.

finished singing...

He Ci raised his fist provocatively, "Shall we take the lead in singing a song?"

Jin Tao booed tacitly: "Come one, one, one——"

Boys in physics have long been upset with Si Xian. He is so tall, so fucking handsome, and has such a damn good figure. Isn't it good to be a person? !

"Come one, come one, come one. It's not decent, it's not decent..."

The team on Si Xian's side used the same tactic, making He Ci on the opposite side also sing.

Instructor Li, who had been observing silently behind for a long time, his eyes lit up, he patted the non-existent soil behind, and shouted, "Why don't you two play a song together."

The true king of booing, Instructor Li.

The Detachment of Women rose instantly.

Amid the shouts of the crowd, Si Xian shook his head and chuckled, took a step forward, and walked to the middle of the three teams.

"Come on, why not! Classmate!"

"Come on, Si Xian! Classmate!"

Classmates: emmm, why do you feel a strong sour smell in the obviously tense scene!

The two sat cross-legged in the middle, and He Ci whispered a whisper very quickly.

"Honey, you look so handsome today—"

Then he quickly sang "Serving the Country with Loyalty".

Si Xian was teased by He Ci, and his mind went blank for a second. He couldn't keep up with the first half of the lyrics, but he quickly caught up with the rest.

At the end of the song, applause burst out.

Si Xian: "I didn't keep up just now. I lost. I am willing to do fifty push-ups."

Everyone: "Niubai, Niubi!"

"Slow down, you can rest for a while—"

Instructor: "You are such a clever little ghost."

Si Xian: "Student He Ci, would you like to check for me?"

"Sure, classmate Si Xian."

They are addicted to calling each other classmates, and they always feel a strong sense of intimacy when they say it from each other's mouths.

He Ci just agreed, and then the sky turned around in an instant, and Si Xian put both hands on the grass.

He Ci: Σ(°°)︴!