Yan Gou failed miserably

iceberg

Some people's spirits have even collapsed, and they have begun to give up on themselves, preparing to fight again in the coming year.

However, none of the students in class [-] has this situation. After all, those who can enter the rocket class are more or less arrogant, and their mental toughness is extremely strong.

In layman's terms, it is endurance.

The mathematics teachers also discovered the advantages of the students in Class [-]. They wanted to increase their horsepower and assign more homework, but they finally softened their hearts under the wailing of the students.

"That's it, let's not do these three papers."

Before everyone was happy, the teacher smiled slightly.

This smile made the atmosphere of the whole class choke.

Teacher Xue was puzzled: "Don't look at me, there is really no homework. Today everyone found out all the previous papers, and the classic wrong questions were all pasted into the wrong question book. There is no need to copy word by word. There is no time. "

Students: (°ー°〃) Teacher, why are you laughing at nothing?

The wrong question book is everyone's old friend. The teacher of each subject will definitely emphasize the importance of the wrong question book, and will check and accept it from time to time to see if everyone is perfunctory.

Teacher Xue walked up to He Ci and opened his thick error book. The teacher was actually curious why a student who did not make mistakes in mathematics had such a thick error book.

Good guy, there are all kinds of answers to classic questions, such as the solution of derivatives, the operation of ellipses, the sum of series, the statistics of probability and so on.

It's just that the font doesn't look like it.

He Ci's font is notoriously elegant in the whole class. It doesn't mean that it is scribbled, but it is really very beautiful.Because of this, the blackboard newspaper in the class often asked him to write the headline, and find another person for the text.

The fonts on the wrong question book are horizontal and vertical, neat and neat, which is pleasing to the eye, and it is different from the aesthetic feeling of continuous strokes.In other words, it is the font that every teacher likes to see.

He Ci minimized his sense of existence.

Seeing the teacher's doubts, Si Xian explained: "Teacher, I took the notes for Xiaoci. He has a good foundation, but sometimes he is careless, so I copied all the basic question types."

He Ci nodded frantically: "Hey, teacher, you also know that I make fewer mistakes, and I don't know where to start with the wrong questions. Si Xian is more serious than me, and I don't know how to sort out these types of questions."

Teacher Xue never expected that he would be able to eat other people's dog food when he was already old and his children were grown up.

"Come on, I don't know you yet, I must be too lazy to tidy up and let Si Xian help you." The math teacher has a pair of eyes that see through everything.

He Ci laughed and said nothing.

Hiss, as expected of a teacher, my guess is really accurate.

The math teacher then turned back, his expression becoming more and more subtle.There are other wrong questions in the back, not limited to mathematics, covering all subjects, but the words below some questions are particularly uncomfortable.

"Xiaoci, this question type (biology design for the college entrance examination) was just released last year. It's actually not difficult. The key is how to extract the knowledge points and put them on. For example, this is meiosis, the freedom of non-homologous chromosomes. combination……"

It doesn't matter what you say, but there is another line of elegant font commented below.

"Si Xian, I want to have a child with you who has the same chromosome as us...Damn it, do you think you will create a monster with the chromosome YY?"

The following is another discussion between two people, what about childbirth without a uterus.

The two pages that were opened, except for the question, were full of conversations between the two of them, and the math teacher didn't read it.

Xue Ruixia put down the wrong book, looked deeply at the same two classmates who didn't know it, and left.

It is true that people cannot be judged by appearances, and the sea cannot be measured.I didn't expect that He Ci, who looks so good, would be like this when he was in a relationship, heck, it's unusual.

He Ci saw that the teacher had a strange expression and was puzzled, so he opened the wrong question book and took a look.

〣(oΔo)〣 Damn I forgot about this!

For a moment, his face was blushing.The sentences on the notebook are like villains with teeth and claws, beating his shame frantically.

Seeing him like this, Si Xian felt that he was really cute.

"It's okay, Xiaoci, the teacher didn't say anything."

He Ci covered his face: "Now not only my impression in the hearts of my classmates has completely collapsed, but also the impression in the hearts of teachers has completely collapsed."

Si Xian: "..."

Emmmmm Xiaoci, you may not know that your cute and sensible image in the hearts of the teachers is gone forever.

He Ci had no choice but to comfort himself, but luckily the teacher didn't see the rest of the words.Otherwise, he will die socially.

The last few pages are full of provocative words, such as "master", "brother" and "husband".To be seen by others is certain social death.

……

The head teacher wanted to hold a parent-teacher meeting, but He Weidong didn't let the parents of He Ci and Si Xian come because he was afraid that they would find out about the child.At this critical stage, we cannot afford the slightest twists and turns.

The parent-teacher meeting was held in the last two sessions of the afternoon. Seeing that there was nothing to do with them, He Cisi simply went home early.

Unexpectedly, there are many new faces in the community, most of them are middle-aged men, traveling in a hurry with big bags and small bags.

He Ci casually asked the doorman to find out that many parents rented houses in the outside community, ready to provide their children with spiritual and material help at any time.

Although Chen Hong didn't go to the parents' meeting, he also received a message from He Weidong, to the effect that he should not disturb the children's study these days and let them have a good learning environment.

She thought about it and called her nephew.

"Xiaoci, Auntie, please hire a nanny for you two. She will cook for you two, wash your clothes, tidy up the house, and improve your nutrition."

He Ci refused with a full face. How could he let an outsider disturb their two lives, "Auntie, we don't need a nanny anymore. I think the two of us are fine, so what are you doing with the money?"

Chen Hong frowned, "Do you two know how to cook? Hiring a nanny can save some time and do two more questions, and our family does not lack that little money."

Uncle Su's annual salary is several million, plus share dividends and the like, it can reach tens of millions a year. Although he is not very rich, it is more than enough to hire a nanny.

He Ci was depressed, sitting on the sofa, and said: "I always feel that many people are not used to it, and we don't have any spare room. Si Xian can cook, and the food is delicious."

Under nephew's argument, Chen Hong gave up the idea, "Well, you two must supplement your nutrition, but you can't eat food from the stalls outside, those are not healthy. Buy a carton of milk and eat it as soon as possible. Don't lie on the sofa immediately after dinner, go out for a walk, and don't study all the time, combine work and rest..."

He Ci felt dizzy after listening to his aunt's long series of ramblings, "I know, aunt. Don't worry, Si Xian is with me."

Si Xian responded: "Auntie, I will read Xiao Ci."

Chen Hong: "Xianxian, I don't worry about you, but you can't let Xiaoci eat the food from the stalls outside, he has a bad stomach..."

Another order.

After more than half an hour on the phone, I finally hung up.

What follows is basically the conversation between Si Xian and Chen Hong.

He Ci was sour: "Is it your aunt or my aunt?"

Si Xian smiled: "You are all mine, why do you care about these things?"

He Ci's phone buzzed, and when he opened it, it turned out that it was Meowboy's suit that had arrived.

He was about to pretend he didn't see it, and was going to put the phone back as if nothing had happened, when he turned his face and saw two sparkling eyes.

He Ci: "..."

Well, I can't hide it now.

Si Xian tried his best to maintain his indifference on the surface, but the brilliance in his eyes betrayed him.He said seriously: "Xiao Ci, let's go get some clothes, the door will be closed in a while.

He Ci looked at the clock, um, it was just past 04:30.It is true that there are still three and a half hours before closing, the time is really tight!

The express delivery point is in the community, and the journey takes only 10 minutes.

The employees at the express delivery point knew both of them, so he tried to keep a calm expression and handed over a package with hidden information to Si Xian.

If the package hides information, it is generally a special appliance, including but not limited to sex toys.

Back home, He Ci shyly opened the package.

The orange tail and ears are really cute, and there are useless clothes that haven't been changed yet, Si Xian on the side can hardly bear it anymore.

He Ci was laid on the bed in a serious manner, and a mechanical voice sounded: "Master, Meow Boy invites you to spend a good night together, please choose "Agree" or "Very Agree". "

Si Xian patiently played the game with him, "I very much agree."

Then He Ci took the paper and pen from the table, and drew a very perfunctory stick figure of a sleeping kitten.

Si Xian: "..."

I don't know why I have the urge to hit someone.

"Master, you only need 88 for the first charge, and you can enjoy the service of a real meow boy... Recharge 188 and there will be a mysterious gift package—"

Si Xian immediately took the phone over, and it doesn't matter if you can use the money.

[Alipay arrives, 188 yuan...]

"Congratulations to the master, the recharge is successful, please choose the mysterious gift package "cute and obedient meow boy" or "high cold and ice mountain meow boy". "

Si Xian really thought about it seriously, and felt that he was in a dilemma, and finally chose the form of Gao Leng Bingshan.

"Master, recharge 288 to unlock the passionate service of the high-cold Bingshan Meow boy... the kind of service for adults—"

[Alipay arrives, 288 yuan...]

He Ci immediately changed his appearance, his face was expressionless, cold as ice, and said: "If you want me to play some kind of meow boy, you are afraid that you will lose your mind."

[Alipay arrives, 388 yuan...]

Bingshan nodded in satisfaction, a child can be taught.

"I allow you to touch, come."

Si Xian's breath became heavier and heavier, like a beast that had been watching for a long time, it slammed onto the iceberg.

He Ci is a dedicated and obedient baby, who does his best to play the role of a cold and cold mountain, and does not give up on his mouth.

"Kissing this seat is the honor of mortals like you."

"Can you be lighter?"