Yan Gou failed miserably

College entrance examination

He Ci was naturally cold and white, standing in the middle, it seemed that everyone around him was darker by more than an order of magnitude.

The calf is even more white, with its own filter and skin smoothing, the leg hair is almost invisible.

It's just that there are vague and unclear strangulation marks, from the neck to the waist, there should be a continuation of the bottom, if you don't look carefully, you really can't see it.

The chief culprit was a certain person with a calm face. He clearly saw those traces, and even thought that the last time the medical examination was done hastily, this time he will go home with full firepower.

At the end of the first two days, the little black rope finally played its role.Although He Ci strongly refused, but his own strength was too far behind, he was still crushed ruthlessly.

He Ci found out that the strangle marks hadn't disappeared, and was annoyed: "Si Xian, you can kneel on the washboard when you get home."

Si Xian raised his eyebrows: "I haven't tried the washboard yet, I'll buy one at home and have a look."

"Item madman, there are some real swords and guns, what kind of hero is he who only uses weapons."

Si Xian: "..."

As an adult male who is very normal in all aspects, even some aspects are very normal.He admitted that this sentence successfully insulted him.

"Wait another three months."

Three months later, the college entrance examination ended.

A male doctor in his fifties started the examination, went around twice, and even boasted to Si Xian: "Hey, the young man is in good shape, is there a date?"

Everyone held back their laughter, Si Xian said calmly, "There is..."

The doctor said earnestly: "Now we still focus on learning."

Others didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence, but He Ci heard the culprit.

The doctor discovered the scratch marks on the boyfriend's back. Although they were also not obvious, in front of experienced doctors, such marks were simply self-destructive.It's not necessary to think about what this kind of scratch means, but the two of them are indeed, indeed, innocent.

The two little yellow flowers of the motherland can be clearly seen in front of the doctor at this moment.

Arriving at He Ci's side, the doctor's expression instantly became extremely complicated, and he wanted to speak several times but didn't know what to say.Are the young people nowadays playing so much?

Then I asked a few more shameful questions, such as whether there are two balls, and naturally no one objected.

The physical examination lasted for a full morning. Many students took advantage of the early finish, sharpened their knives and rushed to the mall, and there were pancakes, cold noodles and meat buns.

They are all boarding students, and they are suffocating in school, and they are hungry.

The school food is good, but after eating for a long time, anyone will get a little bored, and the various street stalls are simply glamorously seducing everyone.

Seeing everyone's grandeur, He Ci was seduced by his gluttons, so he grabbed Si Xian and was about to go to the barbecue shop.

Si Xian: "Eat less, the last time you ate and came home with a stomachache all night."

Said it was the last time, but it was actually last year.One afternoon after school, He Ci took advantage of her boyfriend to visit the teacher and ordered a dozen extra spicy skewers.

The result was a stomach ache from seven o'clock until early in the morning, making Si Xian busy taking medicine and making porridge before slowly recovering.

What's more serious is that the two haven't had much intimacy for a week.

He Ci thought about what happened that time, and felt a little embarrassed: "I know I was wrong, I will order the spicy one this time, just a little bit."

He didn't like spicy food before, but one day he suddenly discovered the beauty of chili peppers. Since then, he has never liked spicy food, but when he was with Si Xian, he seldom ate it. Everyone knows why.

Si Xian: "Slightly spicy..."

He Ci covered his chest, his eyes were full of accusations against the person in front of him: "You, you let me eat spicy food, are you still human?"

Si Xian caressed the cheek in front of him, and refused: "Slightly spicy, the doctor said, your stomach is not suitable for eating pungent food."

Meow meow meow?

"Which doctor, hello, why don't I know."

"Doctor Si..."

Yes, the two little yellow flowers of the motherland have performed shameful role-playing many times.

"Emmm, it's okay, slightly spicy, let's be slightly spicy, alas." The voice is full of regret and regret, as well as the longing and yearning for extra spicy, but some people don't like this at all, just buy it first as a respect.

"Boss, slightly spicy, ten skewers."

He Ci was a little surprised by this amount, Si Xian patted his head, "I'll cook some porridge for you when I go home, it's okay to eat a little more."

Crit +99999!

He Ci stammered: "You, why are you so kind to me?"

Si Xian patted his head: "Who made me your boyfriend?"

The whole process of showing their affection was witnessed by a couple next to them. The girl pinched the boy next to him who was eating skewers heartlessly: "Look at other people, and then look at you, and you will know how to eat."

The boy put down the skewers, wiped his palms and mouth with a paper towel, and stroked his girlfriend's hair. He said softly, "I'll make some instant noodles for you when I get home. Eat less, I'm not full yet."

girl:"……"

Regardless of her boyfriend's resistance, she snatched all the skewers in front of her into her own hands: "You hold back your food, look how fat you have become."

The boy touched his still healthy six-pack abs, and said quietly: "Our weight seems to be about the same."

emmm you are done.

The girl pinched her boyfriend's ear and roared angrily, "We're twenty catties apart, okay! I've lost weight a long time ago, so you can kneel on the washboard tonight."

The boy begged for mercy: "I know I was wrong, I will kneel on the washboard as soon as I get home!"

How can there be such a big gap between people.

The nearby stalls have been completely occupied by classmates who have undergone medical examinations. Many people are feasting, and there are also a few underground couples holding hands and secretly making out.Several teachers looked around at the main intersection, for fear that any accidents would happen to their classmates.

Li Jianghao and the squad leader took a pack of snacks and walked towards them with complicated expressions.

He Ci took a look, oh, ginger slices.

"It's okay with you guys."

Li Jianghao took out a large slice from the bag. The sugar granules on the ginger slices were clear and bright, and the fluff was standing up. At first glance, he had no appetite.

"We were going to buy banana chips."

He Ci suddenly remembered the physical examination reports of the two of them, "emmm, both of you seem to be color weak."

The squad leader put the ginger slices in his mouth, and the complex taste raged in his mouth. The unique spicyness of the ginger slices and the sweetness of the sugar grains were mixed together, which was really unflattering.

Banana slices are light in color and have no fluff, while ginger slices are dark in color and have fluff.

But if you can see these two wrong, it's definitely not just a problem with the eyes, but also with the brain to some extent.

The squad leader covered his face, took out a large piece from the bag, and stuffed it into Jiang Hao's mouth without any explanation, "Who knows what happened at that time, Jiang Hao did the same, he couldn't see the fluff on it."

With a bitter face, Li Jianghao obediently swallowed the ginger slices into his stomach, without chewing a few times, but after all, food should not be wasted, right?

"I didn't wear glasses today, so I couldn't see. Yalong hadn't seen ginger slices before, so he took it wrong."

He Ci clicked his tongue twice, no wonder the IQ of these two people can play together.

While the few people were talking, the ten skewers all arrived in He Ci's stomach unknowingly, and the sticks were neatly held in his hands, and the tops were clean.

He poked Si Xian, blinked his big eyes, and gestured for the stick in his hand.

Si Xian took out a tissue, wiped off the oil stains on her boyfriend's mouth little by little, took the stick and threw it into the trash can next to her, touched her belly: "Don't eat it, it will be uncomfortable after a while .”

He Baobao was aggrieved and nodded, "Okay, I want to drink lean meat porridge when I get home."

The full name of Lean Meat Porridge is Green Vegetable Lean Meat Porridge. Si Xian learned the super simple version after studying at Mingyun Private Kitchen and the chef for a full week. Every time He Ci feels uncomfortable, he makes a bowl of porridge, and instantly recovers blood +999 .

Si Xian: "I'll make it for you after school at night, maybe there's not enough time at noon."

He Ci hugged her boyfriend and slapped her face, then she became happy again: "Why is my boyfriend so virtuous, what more can I ask for?"

With a smile on Si Xian's face, he didn't go down: "Let's go gather, the head teacher has informed you."

The monitor next to him and Li Jianghao were dumbfounded when they saw the interaction between the two, and they finally understood Dabu's mood. They were at a loss for eating this unusually natural dog food.

There was a lot of noise outside, and the teachers were afraid of accidents, so they asked everyone to gather in front of the hospital and wait for the announcement later.

All the boys in the class ate the bag of sliced ​​ginger.

The last slice of He Ci was finished, although he didn't want to eat it, but her boyfriend forcibly entered with his mouth, and the two experienced an extremely spicy kiss in the carport.

After the physical examination, it was already past one o'clock in the afternoon, and every student had a big bag and a small bag, happily.

No. [-] Middle School and Senior No. [-] went back to school in batches. The class monitor reminded everyone: "Everyone hides everything you buy and eat. The class teacher didn't stop us, but some leaders may say our class teacher when they see it."

Some of the leading squad leaders didn't say it clearly, but everyone knew very well that it was the new Director Feng.Squatting in the monitoring room all day, catching other people's pigtails.

Then all the students looked at the schoolbag on the monitor's back.

Yang Yalong: "..."

Come on, let's make a contribution to the collective.

The squad leader was carrying a thick schoolbag, and the zipper was pulled up with great difficulty. He resisted the suspicious eyes of the guard and walked in with a natural expression.

There was no need for He Ci to go home at this time, so he had to go back to the classroom to study with the rest of the team.

Well, fell asleep again.

From six o'clock in the morning to one o'clock in the afternoon, he was consuming energy all the time. He Ci was sleepy at noon and became aggressive, with his eyelids drooping and trying to force himself to do homework.

Si Xian: "Xiaoci, go to sleep, your study efficiency is too low now."

He Ci: "Alright..."

After all, he lay on the table and fell asleep soundly.

He originally wanted to set up a hard-working person who is hardworking but still studies hard. Since his boyfriend tried to dissuade him in every possible way, what he said made some sense, so why not do it.

This physical examination is successfully completed.

Si Xian looked at her boyfriend's unrestrained sleeping posture, his hands almost reached the back of the front table, and couldn't hold back to take a photo.

Today, it's a photo craze.