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The illusion of neatness, cleanliness, love of learning, and concentration half an hour ago has been replaced by the sound of "doublekill".

"Where did all the textbooks on your desk go after such a short time?" Lou Hui asked.

The students were dumbfounded and answered irrelevant questions:

"No...not...Why are you back, teacher?"

"Our dormitory has just been inspected, teacher!"

"The school asks for a surprise inspection because it wants to understand everyone's daily life, not to watch a show." Lou Hui glanced at the person who spoke, "Hurry up and put out the mosquito coils under your desk. You are not allowed to light mosquito coils in the dormitory. Mosquito nets and quilts are flammable and combustible. We must eliminate all possible dangers and start from the details. No matter whether it is mosquito coils or cigarettes on your table, you cannot light them, is it clear?"

"Good teacher."

Because the two came here aboveboard this time, many students thought that they were not patrolling but greetings, and they didn't have much defense. The two of them walked all the way like a strong wind passing through the border, and quickly collected a few small electric cookers.Arriving at the last dormitory, Lou Hui knocked on the door:

"classmate?"

"Don't knock, don't knock, come here!"

The door creaked open, and the students were taken aback when they saw Liang Fanghuai and Lou Hui, and then quickly closed the door. Lou Hui quickly pushed the door against it, saying:

"The teacher has come to your door, and you still have the heart to close the door?"

After a moment of stalemate, the door was pushed open by Lou Hui. There was a strange sweet smell in the dormitory. Before Liang Fanghuai could figure out what it was, he heard a strange cry from the student inside:

"The monster is coming! Master, run!"

"Come on! Escort!"

"Where's my bodyguard? Where did he go?"

Liang Fanghuai: ...

Lou Hui had a sullen face: "Our academy doesn't have an acting major, what are you guys doing?"

A few students pushed each other, and the last unlucky guy was pushed to the front. He turned his head and looked at the roommates behind him who had shared weal and woe, and said decisively: "Teacher, they use electric cotton candy machines in the dormitory. I have persuaded them many times, but they refused to mend their ways. I am so disappointed. Now I can only report to the teacher. I hope they will correct their mistakes and turn around..."

Liang Fanghuai: This kid is brave!

Didn't you see all the roommates behind him with their eyes staring like copper bells gearing up!

Lou Hui suppressed a smile and asked, "Then whose cotton candy machine is it? We need to remember the student number and name."

"Teacher, it's him!"

"Teacher, it's not mine. I'm just curious. I learned how to do it a few times, but I don't own the cotton candy machine... The real owner is someone else..."

"This is obviously yours! I placed the order on your mobile phone!"

"So what, I can't buy it for you! You paid for it too! The money you earn will be shared with you according to the contract!"

Liang Fanghuai and Lou Hui glanced at each other, grasping the point of what they said.

Lou Hui: "Ahem... He's quite business-minded, and he's still opening a store in the dormitory? Do you have a business license? Do you have a food business license?"

"Since it is shared by your dormitory, I will record your dormitory number on the label. Our school stipulates that the use of illegal electrical appliances is not allowed in the dormitory. Such high-power electrical appliances are likely to cause short circuits and cause fires. We are now a collective, We must try our best to reduce all kinds of dangers and protect the safety of ourselves and others. Do you understand?"

The two worked together to move the cotton candy machine to the logistics office. When registering, several teachers lined up next to them came up to take a closer look. Liang Fanghuai stood by and looked through the registration book.It has densely registered the situation of the student dormitories of various colleges and majors. This year's students' mobility is still amazing. There is a toilet installed in the bathroom of the male dormitory, and a KTV karaoke machine is installed in the female dormitory...

After registration, Liang Fanghuai still wanted to go to the East Second District and East Third District to see the students in his class, but the male teacher had to be accompanied by a female teacher to enter the girls' dormitory for inspection, so the two gave up the idea of ​​going to the girls' dormitory and went straight to the East There are boys in the second district.

Familiar yelling was heard from far away, and the two stopped by the window.

Guo Chaoping's arm was still hanging around his neck, because his head was also injured, so he half-lyed on the bed to rest, and by the way cameo referee and timekeeper;

Lin Yuan and five other boys were divided into two teams and threw paper balls at each other, and the other boys were the coaches and assistants of the two teams;

There are also two photographers holding their mobile phones to shoot in different positions;

There are two commentators sitting on the upper bunk with thermos cups and looking at the whole situation, muttering words——

Commentator Qin Xulong: "Well, now we see that the score is [-] to [-], Lin Yuan, the ace player of our Little Red Riding Hood team, really made an extraordinary move, and immediately gave a heavy blow to Zuo Shengyang of the Cinderella team. "

Commentator Luo Shaoming: "But the Cinderella team is not a vegetarian... Wow, Yu Neng of the Cinderella team used classic tricks to perform miracles, and a paper ball hit Lin Yuan... Poor Lin Yuan seems to have become a target. ... Oh, Shen Hang of the Little Red Riding Hood team couldn't dodge in time, and was hit by the rebounding ball of paper... Let us give warm applause to Yu Neng of the Cinderella team, this is the first double kill on the field! Is there anyone else next? Can the warrior break through this achievement?"

Commentator Qin Xulong: "The Cinderella team is in full swing, and the morale is boosted! Zuo Shengyang and Guo Suili cooperated well, and Lin Yuan of the Little Red Riding Hood team was hit again... Seriously injured, Lin Yuan gritted his teeth and persisted, ready to go...Lin Yuan In the hectic situation, he found the right time to deal a heavy blow to Yu Neng of the Cinderella team! Our general Yu Neng seems unbelievable... However, he recovered quickly... The situation on the field is changing rapidly. , Let us wait and see who will win in the end!"

"Cough cough! Cough cough!"

Lou Hui, who was standing at the door, almost coughed himself into an asthmatic, but a group of students were so immersed in the game that they couldn't help themselves, laughing and laughing, and didn't even hear the movement at the door.Lou Hui knocked on the door again "duk duk", "duk duk", but was still ignored.The two could only helplessly stand at the door and watch. A few boys from the dormitory next door happened to come to watch the game with snacks. Seeing that the teacher was there, they immediately turned around 180 degrees and ran back to their dormitory.

"This group of children is having fun. There are not only students in your class, but also students from other classes. Some of them I don't know may be from other majors."

Lou Hui pointed at some unfamiliar faces to Liang Fanghuai, just as Guo Chaoping whistled to stop, the two walked in while they were taking a break:

"Everyone is exercising? Are you planning to contribute your own strength in the next school sports meeting?"

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