Married Iceberg is a little sweet

"Why are you so careless, is there anything uncomfortable?"

Shu Bai was even more nervous than Yue Linxue, a small hill soon swelled up on the back of her hand, red and hot.

Shi Xiaoxiao also ran over to look, wanting to care but dared not speak, lowered her head to breathe on the swollen place, Yue Linxue didn't give her a chance, a little embarrassed.

"I'll pull out the thorn first. Take it out, rinse it with alkaline water, and then apply the medicine. It should be fine."

Team Qin pulled out the poisonous thorn quickly and accurately.come out and ask her,

"Did you feel dizzy or something?"

"No, but it's a little itchy".

Itching is a precursor to systemic allergies, so she took the initiative to ask the doctor for a chlorpheniramine maleate tablet.

"If you try to be brave, you will become swollen into a pig's trotter."

Shu Bai scolded her angrily, and held her hand in front of the camera in disgust to show the staff. That paw, which was so beautiful that it could be used as a hand model, was so swollen that it was almost as big as a pig's trotter. : Hahahaha, they are definitely sisters, the identification is complete. : Although, I feel sorry for Yue Zong, who worked too hard for the show. : Don't call this show "Wildness". : This year's wish, let me have a sip of the wild honey picked by Mr. Yue himself. : The bees returning from picking flowers: Where is the nest of labor and management?What about a nest so big as labor and capital? ? ! : I just placed an order for a cup of honey citron tea, and I am the wife of Yue Zong. : I keep bees at home. If I read correctly, the honey that Mr. Yue picked just now is of very good quality.

"Let's get out of here, you still have tasks to complete."

Yue Linxue withdrew her hands, feeling lingering fears about what happened here, those bees were only "stunned" temporarily, she was a little afraid that they would "resurrect".

The whole morning passed quickly, Shu Bai didn't bother to make a fuss, just picked some wild fruits and mushrooms along the way, and Shi Xiaoxiao was afraid of anything, so she also followed Shu Bai to pick plants.

When everyone gathered together again, they held all kinds of supplies in their hands. Group Gd had a pheasant in hand. Wild chickens are much more beautiful than domestic chickens. They have blue-green feathers, like peacocks, but ... They were all knocked unconscious by Xiao Ran.

Nie Yuansheng's team was excellent as usual, and he dragged a dying wild boar back from nowhere. A long, pointed branch was inserted into the wild boar's belly, bleeding all the way, arousing the envy of everyone.Dai Xingchen caught a cute hare and put it in a cage to wait for Yue Linxue.Even Lai Yixuan was not empty-handed, and put a few croaking frogs in the net.

Some boys shot a few birds with a slingshot and dug out the bird's nest. A few girls found the stream yesterday and touched four or five fish from it. There were also many artists who, like Shu Bai, picked fish. Wild vegetables and wild fruits.

The public tent suddenly looked like a vegetable market, bustling with activity.

When Qiao Yan came over with the snake, the scene started to scream, and those who were less timid simply ran to the director to hide.

"what are you doing?"

She walked towards Zhu Minxi, but was stopped by Xiao Ran, and the three little girls behind her were afraid of snakes.

"Xixi, this snake is not poisonous and won't bite. Would you like to come and have a look?"

With the snake wrapped around her arm, Qiao Yan looked at Zhu Minxi through Xiao Ran, with a smile in her eyes, as if nothing had happened, Zhu Minxi was still her girlfriend. : Sure enough, it was for Xixi! : If you love her, scare her to tears. : But don't you think such behavior is childish? : You don't understand upstairs, this is the fun of the strong, the fun of other young lovers.

Zhu Minxi had a chill, why did she feel uncomfortable when she saw Qiao Yan now.

During the stalemate, Yue Linxue slowly appeared from behind Qiao Yan, with gauze wrapped around her left hand, Yue Zong, who wanted to save face, felt that the "pig's trotter" was too ugly, so he simply covered it with gauze.

"what happened to you?"

Seeing that she was injured, Zhu Minxi didn't think too much about it, so she wanted to run to her to see.

When walking halfway, the snake seemed to come out of nowhere and stopped in front of her, spitting bright red snake letters in the air and hissing violently.

"what!"

Being severely frightened, Zhu Minxi's face turned pale, her center of gravity was unstable when she stepped back, she fell, and fell to the ground in a mess.

"I'm sorry Xixi, I didn't mean to."

Qiao Yan immediately explained that she really didn't do it on purpose, she was just dizzy from anger, and she let go of her hand, and she was ready to grab it.

Yue Linxue and Xiao Ran went up to help Zhu Minxi, Zhu Minxi was a little scared, and wanted to hug Yue Linxue for comfort, but she was still in front of the camera, she was not too casual, hiding behind a few people.

The snake was still on the ground, looking at her from a distance, Yue Linxue was a little annoyed, without thinking, she grabbed it with her uninjured hand and threw it towards Qiao Yan, Qiao Yan stepped on the snake and grabbed it again.

"Okay, let's hand in everything, the judges are ready to score."

Team Liu came out to make a rescue and took away the snake in Qiao Yan's hand. The snake must have been frightened a lot, and it didn't move even if it was dead.

Fortunately, Zhu Minxi only scratched the skin on her palm, nothing serious.

There was almost no suspense in the result, Yue Linxue, Qiao Yan and Nie Yuansheng were still in the forefront, and their scores were almost the same.

"It's a bit unfair. Nie Yuansheng is a wild boar who fights alone. Qiao Yan and the others have Team Liu and Team Qin to help them. Why are men and women treated differently?"

There was a strange voice in the crowd, Shu Bai looked over, it was the first-line actor Lai Yixuan followed. : Objectively speaking, I think he is right. President Yue and the others do have help, and Nie Yuansheng should be given the highest score. The danger of catching wild boars is no less than that of snakes and bees. : Damn, isn’t this the popular female boxing recently? Everyone knows that the hard work of moving buckets needs to be done by men, and then a group of women are clamoring for gender equality every day. : Tsk tsk, I feel that I am great just by moving a bucket here. There are so many men who are gold medal weightlifters in our country. If you can do it, you can do it too?Or are you not a man? : The difference between a man and a man is greater than the difference between a man and a bucket!But yes, after all, they fantasize every day that their IQ ceiling is Einstein, their physical strength ceiling is Mark Henry, who makes everyone a man. : The above is wrong. How can you use the word "fantasy" to insult the dignity of their men? There is obvious evidence. Look, (1) Einstein is a man, (2) he is a man , according to equivalent substitution, he = Einstein, absolutely correct, dog head.jpg

"My job is a bodyguard. I used to be a soldier who has undergone rigorous training. Unlike Yue Zong and the others, they have never done this before. It is not easy to do this. If I were to do it, Yue Zong I'm sure I can't do such a good job."

Nie Yuansheng looked deeply at the first-line actor, then said slowly,

"If you can catch a snake back, I can accept your score as much as mine, but can you do it?": He can, give him the snake! : Haha I'm heartbroken. : The blow from the friendly army is the deadliest, why do men make things difficult for men, but I laugh so happily what's going on. : Son, Dad will teach you how to count. If [-]% of the men in this world dare to catch snakes, and only [-]% of women dare to catch snakes, they will belong to the [-]% of women. You are not that ten percent man, understand?

Feeling bored, the male star shrank back and stopped talking. He was in the same group as Nie Yuansheng. He wanted to say a few words for the other party and get some points from him, but he didn't buy it.

The farce came to an end soon. After discussing with each other, everyone went to prepare lunch after dividing the work. After all, in this devil show, you have to rely on yourself to cook.

Zhu Minxi didn't eat snakes, Qiao Yan knew it, so she ran to the group that fished just now, a few words coaxed the little girl into high spirits, and with the addition of cooking buffs, she agreed to help them grill the fish, and they were willing Give her the extra two shrimps.

Yu Sheng ran to Shu Bai's place to help her cook. Before going, Zhu Minxi asked her to order more soup for Yue Linxuesheng. Yesterday, he found that Yue Zong seemed to like wild mushroom and vegetable soup, but he didn't realize it, so Yu Sheng agreed.

The rest of Xiao Ran gathered around the fire to roast chickens. They caught several pheasants, but neither Gu Ying nor Zhu Minxi knew how to make food, and Yue Linxue helped Xiao Ran deal with chicken feathers and internal organs.

"Mr. Yue, are your hands okay, why don't you take a rest and let me fix it?"

Xiao Ran stared at her with some difficult movements, but actually admired her courage a little bit. The movement of catching the snake just now was obviously because he was not familiar with the habits of snakes. Fortunately, the snake was non-venomous and timid, otherwise...

"It's okay, I can do it".

It would take a long time for Xiao Ran to do it alone, and it would delay everyone's meal time. Yue Linxue is a person who can't sit still.

It's just that Zhu Minxi who is next to her keeps peeking at her, not knowing what it means.

"Two burnt, two roasted".

The grilled chicken is grilled directly on the fire with bamboo sticks. Although the program team is very heartless, they still gave them a little salt. Sprinkle salt and seasoning, the aroma wafts everywhere, the director couldn't stay any longer, and ran here to smell the aroma.

"Want to eat chicken legs, Director Zhang?"

Zhu Minxi took the roasted chicken and turned it around on the fire. The pheasant has no fat from domestic chickens, and the thin skin on the outside is roasted crispy. The chicken inside is bright white with distinct strands. It is coated with a layer of red, white and black three-color seasoning powder. It tastes delicious, and it's tempting him.

"What do you want to do, the program group has the rules of the program group."

After swallowing his saliva, Director Zhang stared at her defensively.

"Oh, what am I not doing, I just tell you, if you want to eat, grab it yourself."

"..."

What to do, I want to drive someone away.

Xiao Ran laughed, and wrapped the other plucked chicken in a large leaf, wrapped it tightly with soil, removed the fire, put it in the mud oven, and added some firewood to cover it.

This method is a bit like the beggar chicken in Suzhou, Zhu Minxi's eyes brightened,

"Sister Gu likes to eat this."

"Ok".

Gu Ying responded, she hasn't spoken much since she came back from there, she seems to be in a bad mood.

About half an hour later, Xiao Ran took out this lump of soil, which had become hard. After it cooled for a while, he smashed it open with a stone, and the aroma of roast chicken burst out from the small soil space like an explosion, bringing the countryside The breath of nature. : I can smell it, it smells so good! : I tried it, it's the smell of the screen. : Next time, I must buy a mobile phone that can eat pheasants.

Xiao Ran broke off two tender and plump chicken legs, sprinkled some seasoning on them, and handed one to Gu Ying, one to Zhu Minxi, left one wing for Yu Sheng, and the rest for Yue Linxue.

The pheasant is already lean, so there is basically nothing left after such a cut, but Xiao Ran doesn't pick, she also eats chicken breasts that feel bad.

"that",

Director Zhang couldn't bear it any longer, and was about to use his personal power, Zhu Minxi had quick eyesight and quick hands, snatched the remaining chicken from Xiao Ran's hand, broke off a piece of chicken butt and handed it to him.

"Director Zhang take it, no thanks."

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Zhu Minxi: Director Dog wants to bully our captain, haha

Yesterday, a reader pointed out the mistake in Chapter [-], that is, the crayfish is a freshwater product, and the lobster in the sea does not have the word "small". I gave you a wrong demonstration, sorry.The author's level is limited and he will make many mistakes. Thank you for your help.