After being dressed as a weak girl, she became a god by licking the cat [Interstellar]

【Can you help me? 】The gentle female voice said so.

Chu Xun heard this voice again, and soon realized something, and suddenly said in his heart: 【The will of the world? 】

[It's me, kid. 】The female voice replied softly, with a tone full of relief and emotion, 【My child, you are an uncertain factor.You can change your own destiny, and you can also change the world.So, can I ask for your help? 】

……

When Chu Xun arrived at Central Star, the whole grass was in a trance.

When I woke up, the world changed.Leaving aside the fact that he seems to be a false god now, even the old fox Bai Nan and the lunatic Long Po were made wanted by Sisian.And Ao Chen actually stole Bai Nan's hometown, and seems to have turned his back on Sisian's side... He lived a long life, so Xiao Po Miao is so amazing! ?

Chu Xun recalled his journey as a new soldier, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt dazed.

At first, I just thought about going to the front line to exercise, right?How could things develop so smoothly, almost magical.

And his mortal calamity should have passed... just like this? ?

Although there were very dangerous moments in the middle, he felt his spiritual sea expanding in time, so he was lucky enough to merge with the god in the empress's body. Killing Longbo... To put it this way, it seems to be Sisian The time to announce the news was great, and it was stuck at a critical point in time.

Chu Xun burst into tears.

The thigh he hugged at the beginning was not wrong, he is indeed the man that the world consciousness likes, and he is indeed the little pomeow that the three scumbags teamed up to get rid of at the very beginning!

Moreover, Chu Xun once again stood in the familiar mooring pier, and found that this time the central star had some unusual changes.

It’s impossible to say it hard, until a group of people and cats looked up at the holographic projection advertising screen below, and then a beautifully crafted and vivid commercial was broadcast—a catnip plant was photographed in all directions, and With various clips of cats twisting their stomachs in front of it after smelling catnip grass, this commercial successfully made everyone watching scream.

"Can I finally buy it?"

"Awwhhhhh!! Limited snap-up? Auction format?! It doesn't matter, I will definitely rush!"

Regardless of human form or meow form, citizens have shown great enthusiasm for the news of the listing of catnip grass.

Chu Xun blinked, Cao Xin was shocked.

Although the quantity is limited, the catnip plant can be sold so quickly?And watching the commercials, those who can't buy catnip grass can participate in the auction of catnip flavored nutrient solution. It is said that this new taste is not only full, but also brings happiness... Principal Niubi!

While Chu Xun was standing watching the commercial, Long Jing, the rabbit cat, also slowly got down from the starship, and then walked leisurely to Chu Xun's side with its big tail.

"Why are you standing here so stupidly?" the rabbit patted Chu Xun with its tail, "Your Highness asked me to take you home, can you go?"

"You will start school in a few days, don't slack off! His Majesty specifically told me that if you skip class, let me boldly beat you to death."

"..." Chu Xun was expressionless, thinking, can you really beat me?

Yes, although Chu Xun has undergone earth-shaking changes, many people still keep it in their bones, just thinking that Chu Xun was lucky enough to be picked up by a large army, so he can come back safe and sound.

Although Sisian and the others have ended the general offensive, there is still a series of follow-up work to be completed, so only Chu Xun and Long Jing were injured and thrown over to escort Chu Xun home. manul.

Realizing what Chu Xun was looking at, the rabbit mantle said with interest: "I didn't expect this thing was provided by your kid. How can you have such a magical plant material? Niubi!"

The manul shook his tail, showing great interest in the catnip potion: "I haven't tried it yet, can it really make you happy like a fairy? Hey, speaking of it, how do I remember that there was a catnip in the arena?" The ability called 'Anonymous' also has the same effect... I have experienced it, and I am really impatient. Compared with him, can catnip grass be so awesome?"

At first hearing the familiar name, Chu Xun suddenly felt as if he had passed away.

When he was on the front line before, he worked tirelessly to advance to the rank, but now after a while, Chu Xun suddenly felt that he seemed to be able to reach the king rank.

It's only a short winter break.

"Let's go." Chu Xun sighed in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. Instead of responding, he called the rabbit to board the suspension car that Sisian had already arranged.

"Speaking of which, boy, what is your relationship with His Majesty?" The rabbit mantle wagged its tail and followed beside him patteringly. Looking from behind, it looked like a peaceful time, "I was arrested in advance. I said hello and was asked to open the back door for you, otherwise you can participate in this general attack?"

"Why are you gossiping like this? Even if you are my instructor, it is taboo to inquire about His Majesty's privacy, right? I will not be lenient when I report to Sisian."

"Hey boy! Are you going too far?"

……

The day of school is coming soon.

When Chu Xun was returning to school, he happened to run into Pan Li, and the two looked at each other silently, with a particularly complicated expression on their faces.

"You boy, you are really amazing." Pan Li patted Chu Xun's shoulder, "After the promotion, the shackles of the integration of man and machine should be released, right? Isn't it a lot stronger in an instant?"

Chu Xun recalled the achievements in the training room in the past few nights, and did not deny it, but said modestly: "It's okay, there is still a lot of room for improvement."

Who would have thought that Pan Li would not accept this trick, suddenly brought Chu Xun over, rubbed his head, and asked treacherously: "Tell the instructor honestly, are you using the name 'Anonymous'? "

"...!" Chu Xun looked at him in astonishment, and subconsciously began to deny Sanlian, "How is it possible, the account of Anonymous was very good from the beginning, I was outrageous at the beginning, not me."

否认完褚寻还有些心有余悸，要知道匿名者这号可没少在星网上揍猫，可谓是一群猫对他又爱又恨。Could it be that Pan Li, the Siamese cat, was beaten by him before, so now he has to settle the score in reality?

Pan Li had a half-smile, and subconsciously increased the strength of his hands rubbing his head: "What are you pretending to be?"

"Okay, your ability is so unique, you can't hide it from me. The instructor will not talk to you now, but make a formal request with you, do you want to join the school team and participate in the military school competition?"

"Hey?" At first hearing this familiar yet unfamiliar term, Chu Xun was stunned for a moment, feeling as if it was the next day.

He remembered that before he was so excited to participate in the military academy competition, it was because he wanted to stand out in the nationally watched competition, so as to promote himself to improve.It's just that the sudden incident during the winter vacation made him suddenly increase his combat power. Looking back now, he has a subtle illusion that a full-level boss is going to abuse vegetables in the novice field.

"This military academy competition is held on the star network. As a student of the first military academy, shouldn't you contribute your own strength?" Pan Li smiled cunningly, "Or use the account of Anonymous Join the school team to compete and show off the prestige of the No. [-] Military Academy!"

"..."

While Chu Xun was hesitating, the gentle voice of the will of the world suddenly sounded in his mind: [Promise him, my son, this military academy competition will be an opportunity for you to completely change your trajectory and get rid of the shackles. 】

"..." Chu Xun froze in place.

He seemed to recall the first day when he first transmigrated to Garbage Star, the memory of the original body and the plot in the book were constantly merging... That kid, didn't have the chance to participate in the military academy competition, right?

——He died in the coup during the winter vacation.

After becoming a pseudo-god, Chu Xun seemed to understand what had been binding him all the time.The system has not completely disappeared, and the plot shackles of the original book still exist.

He let out a breath suddenly, his expression firm and soothing.

"Mentor, I will participate."

As soon as he finished speaking, a smile of "the plan succeeded" appeared on Pan Li's face.

……

Although he was going to participate in the military academy competition, the date was still half a month away, so Chu Xun didn't take it too seriously, and instead ran to class leisurely.

Due to Chu Xun's strength, the principal asked him if he wanted to skip to the fourth grade or even graduate directly, but Chu Xun firmly refused.He still wants to fish in the beautiful school life for a few years. If he has the opportunity to fish, he doesn't cherish it and wants to graduate instead. Isn't that what a fool does?

"But you have to be prepared, you are a celebrity now." The principal looked at him at the time, hesitant to speak.

At that time Chu Xun didn't understand what this meant, but when he and Pan Li officially entered the school respectively, he finally understood.

"Chu Xun!!!!"

"Look!! It's Chu Xun!!"

……

The gazes cast from all directions, the screams of excitement, and even the crowd pushing towards him... The students welcomed him as if they were seeing a rare giant panda, with unprecedented enthusiasm.

"..." Chu Xun looked at the crowd surrounding him in a daze. At that moment, it seemed that he was wearing the wrong book. The heartthrob hero.

"Your Majesty is coming!!"

During the commotion, a loud shout attracted the attention of many people, and the exclamation was repeated again. Then, a hand stretched out from the crowd suddenly pulled Chu Xun over: "Stupid you! Run!!"

……

Running wildly all the way, when returning to the dormitory, Ni Bai let go, and then gasped for breath while leaning on his knees, and at the same time complained to the little fat man and the little Aoyun puppet: "You don't know, he really stood up like that In the same place, so stupid that I can't see!"

"...It's not that I didn't expect such a situation to happen." Chu Xun argued silently.

The other two roommates also looked at Chu Xun curiously, and at the same time, the Persian cat pointed to a potted plant placed on the windowsill, meowing and asking: "Chu Xun, Chu Xun, you really discovered the catnip grass." ?"

Chu Xun was a little stunned when he heard this at first, and looked along, and found that there was a green plant on the windowsill of the dormitory (although there was a cover on the plant, it seemed that he was afraid that the smell would leak and let the just The kittens who are not used to being exposed to catnip grass can’t control it), at that moment, he felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart.

Probably, 'ah, catnip has really entered the life of the kitten', something like this.

Chu Xun smiled, "I guess I discovered it, but more credit is actually the scientists who cultivated it."

……

Soon it will be half a month before the military academy contest.

There are many demigods who participated in the big events of the winter vacation among the co-organizers. When they learned that Pan Li had shamelessly pulled Chu Xun over for the competition, they all fell into the trap of "this doesn't seem to have violated the rules of the competition." But letting Chu Xun go Going in is to be in the debate of "masochism".

Later, Chu Xun learned through Pan Li's aggrieved face that he seemed to only be able to play once, as a restraint on his too strong strength.

Chu Xun didn't feel anything, and it didn't matter whether he played or not, it was just that the will of the world told her that he could change the trajectory before he agreed.

"Those old guys, didn't they join forces to protest because their school was too rubbish and didn't even have a god-level student! Shameless." Pan Li cursed, but after cursing for a while, he suddenly looked at Chu Xun curiously , "Speaking of which, kid, have you really come to that step now?"

Chu Xun was stunned for a moment, but quickly shook his head with a smile, "Not yet."

He always felt that he was lacking something, and the strength he obtained was also in vain, unlike the catnip herbal essence who had cultivated a lot in his previous life, he was full of confidence.

"That's it." Pan Li murmured, looking a little disappointed and a little disappointed, "The key to becoming a god is not the integration of man and machine, so what exactly is it?"

In fact, Chu Xun was also curious about the answer, so that when he met Sisian and...Long Po later, he became more and more curious about the answer to this question.

It was an ordinary afternoon.

When Chu Xun entered the palace to meet Sisian, he unexpectedly saw the lunatic in red and dangerous who had been being hunted down for a long time.

Chu Xun's footsteps instantly stood in place.

With his strength behind him, the palpitations of the lunatic have disappeared, and he has enough confidence to look at the lunatic head-on.

Moreover, to Chu Xun's surprise, he was calm enough, and his heart was as calm as water, as if the anger of the past was slowly buried, allowing him to calmly think about how to give this opponent a fatal blow.

It's just that the only thing he didn't understand was how he could appear here.

Noticing that Chu Xun was wrong, Sisian stepped over.

The blond hair shone brighter and brighter under the sunlight, and the blue eyes reflected Chu Xun's figure slightly. Sisian walked in front of him, and the brows and eyes that had been indifferent in front of everyone were soft and watery at this moment, "Dragon You come here because you want to make a deal with us."

"Deal?" Chu Xun raised his eyebrows, "What about Bai Nan?"

"He's dead." Sisian said in a gentle tone that shocked Chu Xun, "Long Po killed him. It is said that this is his sincerity in seeking cooperation."

"..." Unexpected development.

Chu Xun blinked, and finally couldn't hide the astonishment on his face.

He looked behind Sisian at the handsome man standing not far away.

The laziness of the past is no longer there, Long Bo is still dressed in red, with a delicate face and deep eye sockets, but the whole person seems sharp enough to sting people's eyes.

Chu Xun finally became curious.

"Marshal Long Bo, what do you want to cooperate with?" Chu Xun said with a half-smile, "You may have forgotten that I have always wanted your life."

Even though Long Bo didn't do anything to torture him like in the original book, it was the result of Chu Xun's desperate efforts to change.Just because Longbo wanted his own blood to heal his wounds during the winter vacation, we can see this person's dangerous intentions for himself.

——If Long Bo had the chance, he would definitely do even more insane things.

"I know." The man in red smiled casually, "But I want to know more, is it my intention to hurt you, or the reason for the role setting."

"...you know?" Chu Xun squinted his eyes, and his brows suddenly frowned at this sentence, "But this is not an excuse."

Leaving aside how weird the sudden character awakening of Long Po is, with Long Po's personality, a human life is just an insignificant matter to him. Taking people's lives on a whim—that's the nature of the madman.

Based on what Chu Xun currently knows, the number of innocent lives in Long Bo's hands is shocking.

He is not innocent.

"Child, I didn't come here today to ask for your forgiveness." Long Bo smiled lightly, his eyes were as red and eerie as the setting sun, but they were so deep and dangerous that it made one's heart palpitate, "You want to get rid of control, but I want to find out who controls me...and kill him with a single blow."

"I hate the people who control me the most in my life." Long Bo smiled so that his brows and eyes were stained with spring, but his eyes were cold and menacing, "even intentionally destroying what I was looking for."

……

Later, Chu Xun learned from Sisian's mouth what Long Bo was like before, and what he experienced when he became a god a few years ago.

Chu Xun was silent for a long time, then sighed and shook his head for a while, "But this can't erase what he wants to do to me. If he is alive, if he wants to go further, he needs my blood to heal his wounds. the perpetrator."

Sisian rubbed his head lightly, just like Chu Xun rubbing Xiaoying's short head, with a soothing meaning, "So, the cooperation between him and us is the best for us." Good ending."

Chu Xun sighed, feeling an inexplicable feeling in his heart.

After a while, he seemed to be no longer entangled. Instead, he looked at Sisian with bright eyes, and said with some enthusiasm: "...Although I don't know if it will be successful or not."

"If you really become a god, if you are really powerful after becoming a god, I want you to see what the world I was in before was like."

"I met a little Ying short who looks very similar to you before, and it's too arrogant, but very, very cute!" Chu Xun's eyebrows curved, "I really want you to see it!"

"Oh?" Hearing this, Sisian's blue eyes flickered slightly, and he responded inexplicably.

Military Academy Competition.

start date.

As a tradition, all military academies have to report the information of the contestants.

As seed players, the contestants from the five major military academies are also particularly eye-catching.

Although the power holders of Chengnan Federation and Longteng Federation had accidents, the strength of the two military academies in their jurisdictions is still not to be underestimated due to their years of accumulation. military school level.

And Chu Xun also saw many acquaintances in the list submitted this time, such as the scar-faced boy who was particularly flamboyant in the second year of the last training competition, but from the photo, it seems that he is much calmer than when he first met At least, it is said that the object of his admiration is Long Po... Could it be that he has grown up because of idols?

Chu Xun continued to read the information, and soon saw the list reported by the First Military Academy.

Pan Li, who has a bad stomach, doesn't seem to want to let others know that Chu Xun is an anonymous person. He just reported Chu Xun's real name and deliberately lowered his strength by a few levels. It seems that he wants to let Chu Xun in a certain game. Be the secret to winning by surprise.

It's just that Chu Xun is very suspicious. There are also demigods in other military academies. Don't they know what Chu Xun is capable of?Don't they remind their own students?

But Chu Xun didn't say anything, anyway, if he really did it then, the impact of announcing his identity should be... pretty big, right?That's all he needs.

……

Bai Tao hasn't seen an anonymous person go online for a long time.

He thought that Anonymous would keep advancing until he reached the much-anticipated king rank.But Anonymous seems to be a scumbag. He seems to think that playing ranked is boring, so he ran away like this, leaving behind a group of kittens waiting to be fed. They swiped the screen on the public channel every day to ask, is Anonymous online today?

To be honest, Bai Tao was a little uncomfortable in the first days without anonymous people.

But since the catnip herb was released on the market, the more he smelled it, the more he felt that the feeling it gave him was different from the feeling when Anonymous beat him up... No, if I had to say it, it seemed that Anonymous felt more shocking.

Because it is the best pleasure sublimated in sourness.

But better than nothing, catnip grass can be regarded as a substitute.

And because of the anonymous person, Bai Tao and Mao Chong, the first brother of Xianmao TV, became good buddies. During the exchange one day, Mao Chong also expressed the same opinion as Bai Tao, believing that the sublimation of sourness is the best happiness.But catnip grass is indeed a good product.

So the two became very curious about Chu Xun who discovered this plant.

And after learning about this freshman's deeds, the two of them somehow became interested in this freshman.And one day, after hearing that the military academy competition had started and the freshman would participate, the two met to watch the competition.

It's just that I followed the schedule of the First Military Academy for several days, but I didn't see Chu Xun playing. Mao Chong was still puzzled, and complained to Bai Tao, whether the leader of the First Military Academy was stupid, Chu Xun is not so strong send it.

Although Bai Tao thought so too, he looked at the undefeated record of the First Military Academy so far, and said hesitantly: "Maybe these are small scenes, and it's not time for Chu Xun to play yet?"

Cat Chong reluctantly accepted this explanation.

It's just that the two didn't wait long, and finally waited for Chu Xun's debut.And that appearance seemed to confirm what Bai Tao said, it was time for Chu Xun to play.

……

finals.

Longteng Military Academy VS Imperial First Military Academy.

Contrary to everyone's expectations, under the leadership of the scar-faced boy Long Zhuo, the game was played particularly exciting and bloody.

Although it was on Xingwang.com, Long Zhuo's attack on the First Military Academy was cruel and bloody. It seemed that the students of the First Military Academy had a deep hatred with him, so that he would not hesitate to send his teammates to blow themselves up and kill the students of the First Military Academy. Into a 'crippled'.

And Pan Li frowned, watching Long Zhuo's desperate attack, and then looking at the seriously injured student on his side, deeply felt that if this continues, both sides may suffer.Moreover, the scene is so bloody that it may not pass the trial.

"Chu Xun, come on, go up and suppress these crazy bastards." Pan Li pressed his temple, "Let them calm down."

When Chu Xun heard the words, he realized that this was an opportunity.

He quickly sent a message to Sissian, while getting ready and waiting for the moment to play.

Immediately afterwards, not long after, everyone saw the following line displayed on the holographic screen above the head of the First Military Academy:

[The First Military Academy Chu Xun (anonymous) enters the field and replaces XXX]

At that moment, everyone in the know, after seeing the name Anonymous, was subconsciously stunned for a moment.

Until, the mecha, covered in black mist, entered the arena, just like the appearance in countless videos and arenas, mysterious, tall, and cats love and hate.

At that moment, the entire network and the entire empire fell into madness.

……

The moment when all the kittens in the audience are lying down.

Even if Chu Xun didn't look at it, he knew that the entire Internet was in an unprecedented shock and uproar because of the news that "the anonymous person is him".

Very lively.

he thinks.

It was also because of such a big noise that the thing was finally forced out.

[Chu Xun! ! ! !Damn it! ! !You add to the plot without authorization!Also changed the trajectory! ! 】

[Children, get ready. 】

The gentle words of the will of the world are intertwined with the furious system prompts.

Immediately afterwards, Chu Xun found that the scene in front of him suddenly changed.

[You are changing the trajectory, you have to break through the shackles, child. ] And the words of the will of the world sounded softly in his ears at the right time.

Break through the shackles, what will the shackles be.

Chu Xun raised his eyes.

Originally, there was a layer of fog covering the whole body, but soon, the hazy white fog was suddenly replaced by lines of words, and countless words appeared in the sky and on the ground, rolling rapidly.

Chu Xun sharp-eyed found his own name from these words, as well as the names of Long Bo, Bai Nan, and Ao Chen...but not Sisian.

Is it the original text?

Because Sisian has long since passed away and became the background board, so his existence is not important at all?

Such cognition inexplicably made Chu Xun feel a little uncomfortable.

However, a few seconds later, the words suddenly fell from their positions, and then turned into various terrifying attacks to attack him.

It seems that he wants to obliterate the existence of Chu Xun.

"..." Chu Xun's eyes darkened, and he quickly fought back, while sneering.

Probably the ghost of the system.

And when he fought back, not long after, a figure seemed to appear in front of Chu Xun's eyes.

A blood-red, sharp and menacing figure.

——It's Long Po.

He seemed to have noticed the words that turned into thunder and various offensives. At that moment, his whole body seemed to be burned by a raging fire.

Long Bo held the sword condensed with mental power, and blood seemed to overflow from the corner of his mouth. After brewing for a few seconds, he slashed at the group of damned words like a flame ready to burn.

[Children, remember our cooperation. 】

Long Bo used his life to split a gap in the text.

"Walk."

And Sisian held Chu Xun's hand and quickly flew towards the gap after resisting the most violent thunder calamity.

... They want to stop this weird novel from the root, and not let the novel control their original world.

……

The scene in front of him suddenly changed.

I don't know how long it took.

Chu Xun opened his eyes.

The moment he opened his eyes, he froze, and Sisian beside him also seemed to be froze in place.

Air conditioner, refrigerator, TV... Familiar modern furniture, although not the home decoration that Chu Xun is familiar with, but at least it has a strong modern atmosphere.

But this is not what surprised them the most. What surprised them was the enlarged face in front of them like a giant.

——It was a person, and it was a person wearing glasses. It seemed to be a girl.

Her large eyes seemed to be looking at them, but they didn't seem to be.At the same time, her hands seemed to be tapping the keyboard in Chu Xun's cognition, making a deafening crackling sound.

Is she writing a novel?

At that moment, Chu Xun had a strange thought in his heart.

Are they in the computer screen now?

And not long after, the girl's behavior seemed to confirm Chu Xun's conjecture.

The crackling keyboard sound stopped suddenly, and after a while, the girl leaned back in the chair, with a distressed expression on her clear face, and at the same time she spoke to herself, the voice sounded like thunder to Chu Xun and the others. Roaring, very loud, "It's strange, how can I write it wrong, the tone set at the beginning is really OK? The protagonist's suffering seems to be miserable."

Hearing this, Chu Xun had a thought, and he didn't know where the courage and idea came from, so he subconsciously said: "It's wrong to abuse for no reason, and it's not good at all to deprive the protagonist of his life and mix it into this bloody plot." , it’s better to write a cool comedy article, so that the protagonist’s image is more independent and lively, and the readership may be wider.”

Chu Xun didn't know if what he said would have any results, he just said it because he wanted to say it.

As soon as the voice fell, the girl didn't seem to hear it, and didn't respond.

Chu Xun was a little depressed, but he wasn't surprised either.

He and Sisian tried and changed many ways to persuade the "original author", but unfortunately, they didn't seem to have achieved corresponding results.

I don't know how long it took, when Chu Xun and Sisian looked at the girl's eyes on the screen and were about to weep tears, the girl suddenly made up her mind and said: "I really don't want to part with my good son, I'd better cut him off." Drop this subject."

"..." My heart skipped a beat.

It was also after the girl finished saying this that Chu Xun suddenly realized that the shackles that had bound him all this time seemed to be broken.

The system's annoyed voice seemed to be receding...it disappeared.

He suddenly turned his head to look at Sisian, and in the next second, he fell into a pair of blue, deep, gentle eyes that seemed to wrap him in them.

Immediately afterwards, he seemed to hear the girl make a phone call, and the girl said on the phone: "Editor, can you delay the delivery for a few days? I want to change the outline."

The author has something to say:

It ends here!The extra episode will continue to be updated, so it’s not yet time to say goodbye hehehe

Shamelessly push his advance payment:

"Beauty Heavenly Master, Online Transcendence [Live]"

When the phenomenon-level variety show "Tianshi Live" was auditioned in the low-level blue star plane, a contestant with stunning beauty attracted everyone's attention.

Beauty is beauty, but it is a well-known scheming vase, and the number of black fans can be called the No. [-] in all Blue Stars.

[Get so hot that you can't die? ] The audience in the live broadcast room frowned slightly, and instantly scolded him on the trending searches.

Later, in the middle of the haunted night, the beauty in red calmly lit a cigarette, the fireworks flickered at her fingertips, her eyebrows and eyes were alluring, and her demeanor swayed. Under the boundless night, he was a dangerous beauty.

The audience hesitated: [Good Gu...Although the timing is a bit wrong now...wife!!!]

The last day of the audition.

The swaying beauty randomly extinguished the fireworks at her fingertips. Under the stunned gaze of the live broadcast room, she slapped the evil spirit, trembling, and boss's face with a smile: "Which one do you choose?"

The audience looking at the gate of hell that appeared out of nowhere: "..." Mom!Come and see! !Someone really can open the door of hell! ! ! !

The beauty in the vase is actually the strongest celestial master!

The beauty instantly became popular, and with her own strength, the popularity of the variety show flew to the peak!

***

Later, the audience all remembered the scene that was enough to be recorded in the annals of history——

The beauty in red lazily stepped on the head of the evil god, with fireworks flickering at her fingertips, and his eyebrows and eyes looked extraordinarily enchanting:

"You disgusting bugs, should you go back to your hometown?"

At that moment, the raving stopped, and the evil god cut off his tentacles in fear.

The gods come again.

**

After the show became popular, the hottest beauty Tianshi took over the business logically, covering all aspects.

When someone questioned his ability because of his low-level background, the door of hell was opened that night, and thousands of ghosts visited his house.

And in the deepest part of the ghost gate, the handsome man sitting on the throne looked at him expressionlessly, as if looking at a dead person: "Whoever disrespects my wife will go to hell?"

Hades Gong X Great Beauty Celestial Master Shou

Pure Love Dog X Hooked Fox

Half-baked Cthulhu + metaphysics, I stream variety shows

"I, the male mother, surrender myself to the country"

Tang Xun, an abandoned son of a wealthy family, suddenly found himself awakening a strange skill - becoming a father in his dream every night.

In the dream, he had to bathe, change diapers, and spank the puppies when they misbehaved.At the same time, he has to work hard to farm and move mountains...

Tang Xun: It seems that I am playing a mother simulator, and the culprit is myself.

Tang Mengzhongxi became a father. Xun later discovered that his sons were all legendary bosses in this world!

Little kitty, a fierce beast on the top of Kunlun Mountain.

Cartoon Q cute snake, a white snake waking up under the West Lake.

A crying little kid, the owner of Mount Everest who has returned with a sword after sleeping for thousands of years.

Tang Xun:? ? ?

Watching the rebellious sons who grew up wantonly have fun in this world, almost destroying his home.Tang Ruoji Xun decisively seeks help from above: Hello, I am their father, I know the weaknesses of rebels, can you send someone to train your son with me?

Taotie wakes up after sleeping for thousands of years, and finds that the times have completely changed, and his beloved and terrifying father has disappeared! ?

Tao·Incarnation of Kitty·Tie: There are such good things! ? ?

It ran wild happily, enjoying the respect and fear of modern people, but the good times did not last long.

One day, a group of uninvited guests came to the door and imprisoned it without saying a word. At the same time, the person in the lead raised his hands and beat it so that its butt blossomed and meowed!

……

"Father!! I was wrong!! I dare not mess around again!"

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After the world changed drastically, the modern order was about to be destroyed, and a mysterious strong man was born out of nowhere.

All the big bosses in this world are as good as cats under him, and the peace of the world is maintained because of him.

He is honored as the ancestor of all things.

#Son disobedient spanking on the line#