After being dressed as a weak girl, she became a god by licking the cat [Interstellar]

If it weren't for Sisian's human form at the moment, Chu Xun would have bald his hair long ago.

He could only mutter angrily like a little chicken, you are the fool to vent his anger, and then he pretended to be nonchalant and dragged the conversation to the real thing.

"Are you busy tonight?" Chu Xun suddenly smiled brightly, looking like he was plotting something wrong, but he blinked and blinked his eyes trying to pretend to be innocent, "If you are not busy, I also have a question to ask May I ask you?"

Hearing this, a light smile flickered across the deep blue eyes, Sisian nodded slightly.

As a result, Chu Xun's next sentence shocked him a little bit.

"Do you remember that I asked you about becoming a god before?"

"?"

Sisian's pupils shrank suddenly, and his plain expression suddenly changed.

In the next second, Chu Xun laughed, and said triumphantly in the tone of a primary school chicken showing off an out-of-print toy, even the corners of his brows and eyes are full of desire to show off, "The spiritual sea of ​​S+ level potential has expanded, does it mean that Become a god? If so, I seem to have found the way!"

"But I still need professionals, such as you to help me judge."

As soon as the words fell, Chu Xun wisely did not give Sisian a chance to ask questions. Instead, he wanted to decisively grab him and take him to the meditation room. As a result, the next moment, he was touched by the warm touch of his palm across his fingertips. I was shocked on the spot.

"..."

It's a bit strange.

Chu Xun blinked.

It's not that he hasn't grabbed his hands before. When His Royal Highness was meowing, he often played with other people's little pink claws, but why does it feel so strange now?

And Sisian behind him was also silent.

Broken hair covered his blue eyes, he just lowered his eyebrows and looked at the hands they held, not knowing what he was thinking.

After a few seconds of strange stalemate, the weird atmosphere was suddenly broken by Chu Xun.

Losing grass does not lose array.

Chu Xun insisted on not letting go, but smiled as if nothing happened and said, "Come on son, let Dad take you to see what becoming a god is!"

"..."

As soon as the words fell, the strange atmosphere between the two disappeared instantly.

Immediately afterwards, the dignified and indifferent Crown Prince suddenly had a pair of milky white ears on his head, and at the same time a fluffy tail appeared behind him.

The fluffy but powerful tail gathered momentum in the air for a few seconds and then decisively swung it towards Chu Xun. Seeing that Chu Xun was about to get hit by a big tail, Chu Xun seemed to have a sense of it, and quickly pulled him into the meditation room. At the same time, the other hand struck out decisively, holding the tail precisely.

Before His Royal Highness came back to his senses, Chu Xun, whose eyes lit up instantly, held the big fluffy tail with both hands.

The background behind him is also rapidly changing into a bright starry sky in due course.

Just as the brilliant starlight was flowing in those blue eyes, Chu Xun's hand also moved.

Behind him is the magnificent starry sky, and in front of him is a noble and handsome man, but Chu Xun has done something unsightly.

It's been a long time since I touched a cat, and he couldn't bear the touch in his hand...

He rubbed his hands up and down His Royal Highness's fluffy, fluffy tail like a big ball of hair, and at the same time he rubbed his lips in admiration.

"It's so soft and easy to touch~~"

"..."

Can't believe everything that happened to me.

His ears were stiff on his head, his blue eyes were wide open, and the indifferent and noble Crown Prince's brain crashed on the spot.

A few seconds later, the noble and handsome Crown Prince instantly transformed into a cat shape, and at the same time, an angry meow made the galaxy in the meditation room tremble.

"Meow--!!"

The beard was upturned in anger, and the fierce little Pomiao angrily slapped Chu Xun with his paw.

……

Chu finally managed to coax Xiao Po Miao well, and got several big tails, so he didn't dare to act like a demon.

He picked up the little pomeow and motioned it to look at the area that has been lit by the starlight, and at the same time pointed to the sky that was as dark as unmelted ink in the distance, and said, "My spiritual sea has expanded."

Little. After struggling for a long time, he finally compromised and asked Chu Xun to hold it up. Po Miao shook his tail, and said a very direct question in a cold tone: "Oh?"

It sounded a little angry.

Chu Xun knew it would happen.

He was not annoyed at all, and quickly opened the meditation room authority to Xiao Pomiao, and then personally led Xiao Pomiao through his starry sky, and finally the two spiritual forces stopped at the boundary one after the other.

"Remember this position." Chu Xun's tentacles of mental power pointed to the dark night sky below, his eyes curved, and he said with a smile, "Next, I will make a miracle for you."

"A miracle about becoming a god."

Under the boundless night, the beautiful young man was dressed in the light of the Milky Way, and his dark brown eyes were more gorgeous and charming than countless stars.

The kitten in his arms raised its head and wagged its tail, looking at the long river sparkling with stars together with him... This picture itself is equivalent to a beautiful miracle.

……

What is Chu Xun's miracle?

Little Po Meow doesn't know.

At this moment, it was squatting expressionlessly in the auditorium, its sharp claws were slightly exposed, and it seemed that it wanted to give Chu Xun another paw.

Because Chu Xun didn't give any serious answers, but hissed mysteriously, and then went to the arena wearing an anonymous vest.

As for why, Chu Xun explained his melon skin behavior in this way-as long as Xiao Pomiao watched him play in the arena and finished his rank, a miracle would happen.

What's even more outrageous is that the guy was still smiling and smoothing its fur while coaxing it softly: Miracles take time, but you need to wait for me to play sports.

That look is exactly like the man who Chu Xun wanted to play games in his previous life making trouble with his awkward girlfriend.

"..."

The most outrageous thing is that it actually believed Chu Xun's nonsense!

At this moment, Xiao Pomiao was sitting in the best position in the auditorium to watch the battle, surrounded by a huge crowd of people - all excited netizens who heard the news and came quickly, and the auditorium was directly filled.

All kinds of voices of cheering and even confession were heard, and there was even a male voice shouting to marry an anonymous person. Xiaopomiao's body got goose bumps just listening to it, and his ears were about to explode.

Miracles need to wait, but Xiaopomiao's anger doesn't need to wait.

Damn it, it really believed in Chu Xun's ghost!

The moment Anonymous's profile lighted up, the number one fan, Bai Tao, known as the "Origin of Sin and Evil", called his friends on Xingbo at a speed of light——Anonymous was online! !It's time to play the arena! !Hurry up! !

And this star blog went straight to the top ten of the hot search list at a rocket-like speed 3 minutes after it was posted, and then climbed up at a speed of one per minute, leaving the onlookers dumbfounded.

It is enough to see how many people have been talking about him during the three days since Anonymous disappeared.

This of course also includes Bai Tao.

God knows how excited Bai Tao was when he saw the online status of the anonymous person. Even Xingwang was warning him that his mental power fluctuated too much, and if he didn't pay attention, he would be forced to log off.

It's earth-shattering, really earth-shattering, the anonymous person who thought he was going to disappear for another month went online three days later! !Bai Tao almost cried at that moment.

The myth of popularity created by Anonymous three days ago has not faded away. Even though Anonymous banned the sports video, countless surfers have experienced the pain and joy in the first-person live broadcast of Xianmao TV head anchor Maochong. Wonderful experience of coexistence.That night, many people who usually suffer from insomnia had a good night's sleep.The next day, these people excitedly called Anonymous an excellent doctor, and they were so excited that they fainted. They didn't look like sailors at all. As a result, the popularity of Anonymous reached its peak again.

Naturally, many netizens who did not participate in this popular miracle expressed doubts, but others didn't care at all. They wished that more people questioned Anonymous, so that there would be more opportunities to compete with Anonymous.

...Yes, that's right, the dream of countless netizens is to compete with anonymous people, even if it's just to get beaten.Therefore, on that night, several people in the arena deliberately lost their ranks or were stimulated to rush through the ranks, and the ranks of these people finally stopped at the Mengmeow three-star rank.

And today, even though it was a working day, when the anonymous figure appeared in the arena again, everyone was excited! !

……

Standing beside Bai Tao is his old friend Mao Chong, but miraculously, Mao Chong did not start the live broadcast this time, but brought a man in a suit and leather shoes to watch the battle.

Bai Tao glanced at the man several times, and asked Maochong in a low voice curiously, "Brother Mao, who is this?"

Maochong replied with a smile, "My big boss wants to sign a contract with Anonymous, so let me bring him over to catch Anonymous."

big boss?Isn't that the big boss of Xianmao TV! ?

You must know that Xianmao TV is the industry leader on the Star Network, and their big boss is even richer... Signing the anonymous person personally, how high is the salary! ?million?Ten million?[-] million! ?

Bai Tao was still in shock, but he didn't notice that the big boss froze in place after casually glanced at the auditorium.

His eyes passed through the noisy crowd and met a pair of eyes of the sky. The dark blue color reminded him of his familiar boss for a moment, and he almost wanted to salute.

But those eyes quickly moved away, as if they didn't want to talk to him at all.

This instantly relieved his psychological pressure a lot.

Since the big boss is here, he doesn't need to go find the anonymous person. I believe the big boss will be able to take down the anonymous person!

The man in the suit wiped off the non-existent cold sweat, thinking.

……

Just as Chu Xun was teleported into the competition room, he realized that within three seconds, the auditorium was full!

Various sounds irritated the eardrums one after another, Chu Xun remained expressionless, and silently blocked the auditorium.

If his speculation is true, he does need the fanaticism of netizens, but sometimes, he doesn't need to shout to give him kittens.

He stood where he was, and in front of him was a young man with dyed green hair and dark green clothes, and even changed his ID to [Anonymous, I am your own son]... It was Chu Xun's fanaticism at first glance. pink.

However, unlike other celebrity fan groups, this fan swiped the screen excitedly on the public channel: "Dad, Dad, please don't take pity on me, please beat me up hard!! Please, Anonymous Dad !!"

The boy was so excited that his voice was trembling, and his words were instantly rushed by Cha Lemon's audience.

"Bah, I'm the son of Anonymous, Dad, please beat me up!!"

"Honey, please, beat me up!!"

"%￥#"

……

Thanks to Chu Xun who shielded the auditorium, otherwise he would feel that the ears are not available.

It's just that now he is looking at the young man who is about to burst into tears without saying a word.

"Really want to beat you to death?"

The boy nodded excitedly, "Of course, of course, my good father!!"

"..." Chu Xun closed his eyes.

OK, you said it yourself.

……

3 minute later.

"Aww!!"

"Meow--!"

After the meows that broke the room one after another, the boy turned into a puddle of water on the spot, a raccoon cat with a green head. The round cat's eyes were already moist, and even the tip of his nose was dyed a bright red.

"Dad, Dad, thank you, thank you..."

After the powerless little cat uttered these words like a mosquito, the next second, it dropped the connection on the spot with a satisfied expression in front of everyone!

"..."

Chu Xun stood there with a complicated expression.

The shielded auditorium also suddenly quieted down a lot... Most of them couldn't take the stimulation and went offline, and a few were limp on their seats, tearful and unable to move at all.

Only Xiao Po Miao was able to maintain his meow shape and squat on the seat normally, and he wisely did not open the first-person perspective.

However, that little round face was completely numb.

It was the first time to encounter this kind of alternative fanaticism, and Xiao Po Miao felt that his pattern had been opened up.

What's even more outrageous is that it received a message from Chu Xun in the next second:

[A lone grass in the wind: Are the citizens of your empire so... informal? 】

God is so informal.

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