Blasphemy in Ancient Greek Mythology

Pluto's actions restored Lin Fei's sanity and pulled him out of his illusory despair.

This neurotic human being only discovered his current embarrassment, and his thick skin couldn't hide his embarrassment, and he almost had sex with Pluto again.

Do you want to have such a heavy taste!

He didn't find his word, "again"?

Lin Fei hurriedly put on his clothes, and got out of bed in a hurry, "I...we...is it okay?" No matter how you hear this tone, you feel guilty.

The smile on the corner of Pluto's mouth faded away, but Lin Fei didn't notice it, his head was full of violent thoughts, he regretted it to death, he shouldn't sleep in broad daylight, well, he crossed over! !

This is how he sleeps wrong!

Pluto sat down, his temperament was calm, but the aura couldn't be ignored. Lin Fei felt that the air was hot and dry, and he wished he could hide away, but he didn't dare.

Pluto said, "It's all right now, Aphrodite apologizes to you instead of Cupid, are you going to rest here for a few days or go back to Mount Ada?"

"Then what about you?" Lin Fei wiped the dog blood from his neck, feeling extremely uncomfortable all over, he wanted to take a shower quickly, the smell on his body would kill him.There were more important things to divert his attention, so Lin Fei was not so embarrassed.

live here?Of course he will agree, it is not a gentleman to take revenge, Cupid, just wait, he will definitely roast his wings!Let him understand a truth, God gave you a pair of wings, you should be roasted and eaten! !

I will definitely plant you in a flower pot and let you know what a vegetable is! !

Pluto raised his eyes, his eyes were deep, "Oh?" He patted the seat beside him, signaling Lin Fei to sit down.

Lin Fei walked over slowly, and Pluto tidied up his clothes. Lin Fei was very awkward, but he didn't know why, so he had to force himself to ignore it.

Pluto didn't answer, but just looked at Lin Fei. Lin Fei's scalp was numb, he had nothing to say, and asked, "Then when can I go to Hades?"

Pluto's face softened because of his words, and seeing Lin Fei scratching his ears, cheeks, heart and lungs, he knew that he was going to be uncomfortable, and said: "On the bottom floor of the Elysee Palace, there is the Saintess Spring, where you can wash away the dirt and fatigue on your body. , Sheila will show you the way later." After speaking, she got up and walked out.

"Your Majesty Pluto, in fact, you can call me Lin Fei." Lin Fei stopped him. Since he had decided to beg for food under Pluto, Lin Fei would always find a way to get some benefits for himself.

"Lin Fei?" Pluto shook his head, "Paris still sounds better."

"No. My name is Lin Fei!" Lin Fei suddenly became excited. This name is the only thing he owns, and it is also the only symbol that connects him with his past. How could he change it.

It is enough to dress up as Paris, the unlucky ghost, do you still need to use this unlucky name?

Lin Fei shook his head firmly, "I'm not Paris, my name is Lin Fei." After speaking, he opened his eyes wide and fixedly looked at Pluto, as if he was about to charge up if he didn't nod.

Pluto's face was very pale, "It's up to you."

After finishing speaking, he left. Lin Fei raised his hand and opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, and put it down in a slump.

"Hehehe..." Hearing this iconic laughter, Lin Fei knew that he was in trouble again.

Two little birds are begging and begging to fly around, a sense of sight as if I, Hu Hansan, are back again, come and worship!

These two birds are named Sheila?

"Come on, little soil turtle, come with us, let you enjoy the top holy spring."

"Sheila?" Lin Fei said, "Do you know where Cupid lives?"

The two birds shook their heads at the same time, "We can't tell you!" One of them flew onto Lin Fei's head, "Little soil turtle, are you going to thank the little Cupid for sending you into His Majesty's arms?"

Lin Fei curled his lips, and his knuckles clicked.

"Yes, I am very, grateful, thanked to him!" I thank his whole family!Lin Fei gritted his teeth and said every word, his tone was full of resentment, and the stupid bird actually nodded, agreeing with what he said, "That's right, otherwise, how could you come to the Elysee? A beautiful, powerful and perfect god!"

Lin Fei's head was full of black lines, he grabbed the little bird flying around in front of him, and then pinched his mouth with a snap.

The world is finally quiet.

He finally found out that these two birds are a female and a male. The male talks a lot and has a very poisonous mouth. His weakness is the little female bird in his hand.

"Take me to the Saintess Spring, thank you!"

He decided to scout out the enemy's situation first, and then wait for the opportunity.

"Is this the Saintess Spring?" Lin Fei's voice was full of disbelief. This must be a boiling water pot! !

Doesn't this really cook people?The boiling water spray, the wafting heat, and the humidity was coming towards him. It was so hot that Lin Fei couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"Yes, this is the only spring water in the Holy Mountain of Olympus, and even the Queen of Heaven loves it very much." Sheila shook her head, with an expression that Lin Fei had never seen the world, and then screamed, Lin Fei couldn't help it He poured it into the spring water in a controlled manner.

"Help!!" Lin Fei yelled in fright!

The two birdmen flapped their wings and flew away leisurely.

Lin Fei was left splashing in the spring water alone.

Lin Fei fluttered for a long time, and found that he was still intact, his mouth was not rotten and his eyes were not slanted, so he calmed down.

Hot spring or something, enjoy it!

Lin Fei started to clean up, and then thought about what he should do in the future. Could it be possible that he would really hang out with Pluto, go to the place where the sun can't be seen, and then die and continue to serve the underworld, and be with those ghosts all day, will he be depressed? disease!

Lin Fei patted his face to stop his fantasy.

Forget it, his brain capacity is simply not suitable for such a profound and difficult problem, so don't embarrass yourself.

"Huh? Could it be that it's raining?" The Rain God is too dedicated?

Lin Fei got up and looked at the sky.

wipe! ! !

That's stone rain! !

Such a big stone, so many stones, such dense stones, smashed down——

It must be dead! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lin Fei used all his hands and feet to climb up the bank with all his might, but the rocks on the shore were extremely slippery, and Lin Fei's hands couldn't move. With effort, despair surged up, making Lin Fei's hands and feet ache even more.

At that moment, Lin Fei could only watch the big rock hit him.

There was only one thought in his mind, wondering if he could still eat the bowl of sauerkraut that he soaked before going to bed after he went back?

"Hahaha..." Stone Rain was stopped and stopped in mid-air.This scene is like a slow motion in a movie. With a wave of the magician's hand, the picture is frozen!Like a sequentially played tape, it was abruptly stuck by the owner.

Lin Fei's heart was clenched tightly, and then suddenly loosened, aching.

He collapsed in the hot spring without his head in the water.

"Are you scared, a gutless human?" A child's voice condescended.

This is the owner of the laughter just now!

Lin Fei suddenly got out of the water.

"Cupid, I'm going to kill you!!" Cupid didn't pay attention, Lin Fei rushed up and grabbed his wings. The brat kept hovering over Lin Fei's head in order to pretend to be aggressive, so that he could observe Lin Fei's embarrassment from a close distance. And fear, he really likes this feeling, playing with people in the applause, all emotions are controlled by you, this is much more interesting than manipulating those boring love of human beings.

It was him like this that made Lin Fei catch his wings unexpectedly.

Lin Fei's old and new grudges welled up in his heart. I don't care about you, the emperor, I will punish you first.

"Cupid, are you a hero?"

Lin Fei's voice suddenly dropped, and he kindly and gently combed Cupid's feathers.Scrubbing them carefully one by one is really flattering and soft.

Cupid was suddenly confused, how could this person's attitude change so quickly?

"Cupid, are you the bravest god on the holy mountain of Olympus? I heard of your reputation when I was at the foot of the mountain, and I really admire you. Your graceful figure and skilled swordsmanship, so powerful Mana, deeply loved by us humans... You are the model of the gods on the holy mountain of Olympus! The bright guiding light, the place of hope! The end of happiness! The peak of honor!!" Lin Fei's lips were like After dipping in honey, tall hats were put on Cupid's head one by one. In the end, he raised his arms and shouted, and tears filled his eyes.

Cupid's expression went from hesitation at the beginning, to disdain, to joy and pride at the end... He looked at Lin Fei again as if he had found a confidant, and was immersed in Lin Fei's sweet words.

"Really? Really? I'm not as good as you say, oh..."

Lin Fei changed the subject, "Great Cupid, the messenger of human love, can you promise me, a little person, a small request..."

'You said, for the sake of your piousness, I can consider it. '

Cupid hasn't noticed yet that his wings have been tied up quietly by Lin Fei. Lin Fei is using a ribbon that he picked up from Pluto. He intends to use it as a belt, so let me give it to you first.

Probably the ribbon has magic power, but Cupid didn't realize it at all, and he is now in a passive position.

"It's just... I think..." Lin Fei seemed very embarrassed, "Can you teach me how to conjure fire, the kind of fire that can roast human beings..."

"Small meaning, listen carefully." Cupid didn't notice Lin Fei's ulterior motives, and the professor Lin Fei was in high spirits.

"Conjure the fire first." Lin Fei's eyes sparkled, and his words were encouraging.

Cupid was blissfully enjoying Lin Fei's hospitality, and forgot the Pluto's rule that no fire was allowed in the Elysee, and turned into a big ball of flames.

Lin Fei took over the flame, he seemed not afraid of the fire burning himself, Cupid was also a little surprised, this man could touch it with his hand, and it was not damaged, if so, why was his hair burned by himself yesterday?

Of course Lin Fei knew his surprise, and he was also surprised. He seemed to be completely unafraid of fire. Could this be the sequelae after being burned, or the halo of the protagonist of the time traveler?

"Why..." Cupid was about to question, but he got stuck, because his wings seemed to be on fire, and he yelled in pain, "Ah! What did you do to me?"

He struggled hard as if there was no way to break free, and Cupid realized that at some point, Lin Fei had put the fire on his wings, and the fire devoured his feathers mercilessly like a devil, attacking his body Body.

what is that?

What bound him turned out to be the Magic Silk, isn't this an accessory of Hades?Why are you here?

Cupid stared at Lin Fei with big eyes, as if he wanted to swallow him alive.

Lin Fei shrugged, "Cupid, you teased me again and again, this is just a small lesson." It is well known that sky fire will not harm gods, but the pain of being burned by fire is also real.

Lin Fei didn't know why he was successful. He thought that Cupid would break free from his bondage soon, but until now Cupid was only struggling in pain, but he couldn't escape at all. The fire had long been extinguished, but the ribbon still Tightly tied Cupid.And it's getting closer and closer.He didn't know that the magic-cutting thread of Pluto would scare even the monsters in the underworld, let alone a small god like Cupid, who has only a few hundred years of practice, if it weren't for the divine power of Aphrodite on him, Cupid would I guess it won't last that long.

"Please, let me go first." Cupid knew the power of Slashing Mosi, so he begged for mercy first.

Cupid's appearance is really not right, his pain is not a disguise, the whole body is curled up, the wings are still bleeding, and the feathers are falling off, Lin Fei also panicked, he just wanted to teach this little boy a lesson. Bastard, I really didn't expect to tease him.

"Are you okay? No." Lin Fei quickly untied the ribbon, then picked up Cupid, and hurriedly ran to the main hall.

Cupid was tearful, pitiful, curled up into a ball, his toes were high and he was completely gone, like a stray puppy.

"Now, are you happy?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know this would happen..." Lin Fei kept apologizing.

He speeded up and soon reached the exit of the palace, calling Sheila's name loudly.

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