Blasphemy in Ancient Greek Mythology

Lin Fei looked at death like home, "I want to give the golden apple to..." The golden apple radiated golden light and fell heavily on top of his head, hitting his eyes with stars, Lin Fei's tears and snot flew out, and the gods quickly dispersed .

"Give... Hera..." he finally said it, but before Lin Fei could catch his breath, he suddenly went down and was stuck to the ceiling, and the golden apple moved forward due to inertia, and just landed on the Right in front of Lin Fei - in Aphrodite's arms.

Gods: ...

Lin Fei: ...

Athena who stuck Lin Fei to the ceiling: ...

Hera: "Damn you, how dare you fool me!"

"Actually, I can explain it." As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Fei realized that he had turned into a stone statue. What's even more tragic was that he was still falling. Max.

Fortunately, Apollo made a move, and he gently moved Lin Fei behind him, "Heaven, since he has already made a choice, we can't make things difficult for him. This is the wedding between the human hero Paleus and the sea goddess Thetis Come on. The goddess of the sea must be unhappy."

Aphrodite also said: "Queen of Heaven, you can give him to Apollo, and he will take good care of him for you." She deliberately emphasized the syllable of the word "care".

Lin Fei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, falling into the hands of Apollo, there is still a chance of surviving.But he sincerely expressed that he could not accept this result. Is it really fate?

Destiny wants him to be a beautiful woman who will shake the world and weep ghosts and gods, quack... Lin Fei is in pain and happiness.

Hera agreed, but Lin Fei knew that there would be follow-ups.

Hera unlocked Lin Fei's spell.

Lin Fei burst into tears.

"Okay, let's go eat something first, and I'll take you back later."

Probably because he was too pitiful, Apollo showed kindness and brought him to the dining table, and then he went fooling around with the goddess again.

Lin Fei ate a few mouthfuls of cheese, and then began to look for the figure of Aphrodite among the gods. Can we talk about it, not beautiful women but riches.

But she didn't know where she went, and Lin Fei didn't dare to run around. He was unfamiliar with the place, so running around would lead to death!

Lin Fei had no choice but to focus on the delicious food after searching for it to no avail.

All of a sudden, he was like a monkey that had entered the forest, and it was a monkey that was not threatened by a tiger. He opened his belly and crazily enjoyed all kinds of delicacies.

Greece's unique Mediterranean style, delicious food pastries, whole wheat bread, Mediterranean vegetables and fruits, grilled lamb, cheese, fresh catch, lamb, cheese and other natural ingredients, together with olive oil, wine and exotic spices, enrich this The diet of the land of mythology... an indispensable seasoning.

Tomatoes, green peppers, onions, eggplants, cucumbers, celery, garlic, etc. are all good dishes. In addition, various vegetables and olives pickled in oil and vinegar, which the Greeks call Mezedes, are all kinds of small wines, delicious Enjoy! All kinds of delicacies will definitely make your tongue fall off.

Lin Fei stuffed his mouth full of cake, and then watched Aphrodite walk over slowly.

After hesitating again and again, Lin Fei still walked towards Aphrodite. Of course, he did not forget to pretend to be aggressive, and took a glass of wine in his hand.

Aphrodite was talking to a man. The god turned his back to Lin Fei. Lin Fei walked slowly. The god's back was quite tall, but he didn't know it was the great god in that temple.

"Aphrodite," Lin Fei shouted, "I..."

Aphrodite turned her head and pursed her lips into a smile.

Lin Fei raised his wine glass, went to her, and motioned, "I have something to tell you, can you give me some time."

"What's the matter?" Aphrodite was very gentle, and the man opposite her turned his head with a little surprise.

Lin Fei could clearly see the face of this god. The gods are ever-changing, but they usually don't change into other appearances.

This god has regular facial features and deep eyes.

Lin Fei breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid of seeing a monster like Apollo again, he was simply the public enemy of men all over the world.

"He is Paris, the envoy chosen by the wheel of fortune." Aphrodite said to the man.

Standing by the side, Lin Fei saw Aphrodite's attitude towards this god, so he knew that his status must not be low. So which one of the twelve main gods is he?

"Harmes." The man said.

"Oh," Lin Fei responded, and then, "Ah?!"

Pluto!Hades, in charge of life and death in the world.

"" The wine in Lin Fei's hand spilled.Seeing his startled look, Hades smiled, "Interesting little thing, are you interested in going to the underworld with me?"

Lin Fei quickly waved his hands, "No, no, thank you for your kindness."

"The water in the Styx River is clear, and the scenery in the underworld is beautiful. More importantly, the salary in the underworld is very generous. Do you really not consider it?"

Aphrodite smiled, "Pluto, let him go, Paris, what do you want to tell me?"

"It's what you promised me..."

Aphrodite interrupted Lin Fei with a smile, "Don't worry, I won't break my promise, the beauty Helen must be yours."

"No." Lin Fei was very serious, "This is not what I want, I don't want Helen."

"Why?" Hades became interested. Helen, he had also heard of her fame. Zeus had coveted her for a long time, but because Hera hadn't made a move, she was rejected by this kid.

Aphrodite was also curious, "Give me a reason."

"Because, because... I have someone I like." The reason is familiar with likes and dislikes.Lin Fei paused, "Besides, since you are the god of love and beauty, I don't think you will break up lovers, right?"

"No." Aphrodite shook her head, "I will make you and Helen lovers. And," she imitated Lin Fei's tone, "since I am the god of love and beauty, my mission is to make you and Helen lovers. There are lovers in the world who live happily together."

"But……"

Aphrodite stretched out her hand and stopped, "You have to know, your wish is not what you want, but what I can give you."

Such an overbearing clause!

Lin Fei raised his wrist suddenly, and Aphrodite flicked her hair suddenly. Her hair seemed to have magical powers. The wine glass in Lin Fei's hand fell straight down, and even swirled in the middle, and then all the wine was spilled on Pluto's clothes.

Lin Fei and Aphrodite were dumbfounded, but Pluto was very calm.

Aphrodite tried to dry Pluto's clothes with divine magic, but she was always unsuccessful.

Lin Fei didn't look sideways, as if it was none of my business, these goddesses were more difficult to serve each other, so he didn't want to get into trouble.

Pluto shook his head slightly, Aphrodite stopped moving, her eyes flicked on Lin Fei's face, her eyelashes flickered, and then her fingers moved slightly, Lin Fei knelt on the ground at once, because Pluto was standing right in front of him, Lin Fei Fei's head just hit Pluto's knee, and was bounced back heavily. He subconsciously stretched out his hands to maintain his balance, but in the end he hugged Pluto's thigh all at once, and then...his face was exactly opposite Between the legs of Pluto...

Holy shit! !

Lin Fei really wanted to hit his head to death, or blow up Mount Olympus with the dynamite pack on his back.

"Hey, don't be like this, Pluto won't blame you. You are so cultivated for such a pious apology, Paris." Aphrodite said with a smile, very touched.

"I...I..." Lin Fei got up, his face flushed with anger, he couldn't speak, he kept panting heavily.

"Paris, you see, as an apology, you should go to the underworld with me."

Pluto spread out his palms and smiled.

"Okay, I am willing." Anyway, Aphrodite, he had no hope.Staying in the underworld, you can escape to meet Helen's fate, avoid a war, and prevent him from dying.

Pluto was not surprised by his change, and raised his glass, "Then you are welcome."

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