Blasphemy in Ancient Greek Mythology

When Lin Fei woke up, he found himself in a magnificent hall.

The palace was supported by ornate stone pillars, studded with glittering gold and brilliant emeralds.

The eaves of the palace wall are inlaid with snow-white ivory, and there are two silver gates.

The walls are carved with beautiful patterns and portraits, recording countless wonderful and distant legends.

Surrounded by people coming and going^ flying around?It should be a person, right?

He rubbed his eyes, hoping he was right.

Although these people are grotesque, they still have one nose, two eyes and one mouth.

Although some people have a pair of wings growing on their backs, some people fly around in the air with their naked butts naked, and some people play with fireballs in their hands.Although there are still many people whose eyes and noses don't know where they are, they can still see the human form.Fuck!The giant animal model with one hundred eyes is so realistic!

Depend on!

This should be a masquerade party somewhere.Hey, buddy, is your arm sore from Wia's drop?Hey, buddy, your eyes are too much makeup, and they protrude from the eyeballs... Hey, little girl, you bought your mask on Taobao, it's too scary, you must decisively give a bad review!Hey, sister, has your hair been struck by lightning?Lin Fei complained in his heart.

He raised his arm and heard a bang, Lin Fei slowly lowered his head to check himself, only then did he realize that he was lying on a soft layer, and he didn't dare to move.I don't know why I'm here, he's clearly asleep at home!

Touching the head, it seems that there is a big swelling, wipe it, who did it!

Lin Fei was furious, and was about to find a target to divert his anger.

At this time, a woman with golden light all over came over, it was true.

She really has golden light all over her body, such long long hair spreads out on the floor, spreading out gracefully, three styles in one step, elegant and affectionate.

Lin Fei opened his mouth wide, his saliva almost flowed down, he was amazed.

The beauty said: "Paris, your jaw dropped, please hold it up."

Lin Fei was still immersed in the surprise that the beautiful woman had struck up a conversation with me, his eyes were straightened, and the center of his brain was paralyzed.

Seeing that Lin Fei hadn't moved, the beauty blocked her mouth and turned around to sit next to Lin Fei. Lin Fei smelled the fragrance from the beauty and trembled all over, "You...you..." His mouth was incoherent, and he couldn't even speak. It's hard to say.

The beauty grinned, full of flair.

It took him a long time before he realized that what this beauty spoke was neither Chinese nor English at all, and what was even more strange was that he could understand it, and she could also speak this unknown dialect!

He pinched himself, when did he have such a skill!

"Paris, don't blame the queen, women always like to hear good things..." She gave Lin Fei a look that you understand.

As the beauty spoke, she stretched out her slender and white hands to help Lin Fei connect his chin. This action finally awakened Lin Fei's spirit.

Lin Fei hurriedly sat up straight, the beauty chuckled.

"Paris, you should understand why Heavenly Father asked the envoy to bring you here?"

Lin Fei nodded stupidly.

"So have you made up your mind?"

Lin Fei's eyes were blank.

The beauty patiently repeated, "Have you decided who to give this golden apple to?" After speaking, she took out a huge apple with a bang.

Lin Fei was dumbfounded again.

What the hell!

is this an apple

This is obviously a big watermelon!It's still in size XXXL!

This big watermelon exudes multicolored light, and the nebula seems to surround it, blinding Lin Fei's dog's eyes!

Lin Fei jumped up, but the beauty moved faster, and suddenly slapped Lin Fei down.Then a flying body pressed on Lin Fei, and the angel's face suddenly became very hideous, "This apple should be mine, you know? Do you know? Do you know, do you know?"

Lin Fei was so pressed that he was about to vomit blood, and she could hear her magic voice piercing his ears again, and he couldn't help spitting out: "Here you are, I'll give you all, and give it to your sister!"

Beauty: "You can't give it to my sister, you can only give it to me!" As she spoke, she began to shake Lin Fei, what a roaring leader!

Lin Fei: ...

"Get up first, you're dead!" This beauty is covered in iron, it must be, Lin Fei is about to vomit blood!

"What did you say?" The beautiful woman's voice was dangerous, full of resentment, and then her hair stood up on end, like a pillar, and then she picked up the apple and started to throw it at Lin Fei, "Let You say I am heavy, let you say it! Let you say it!" Repeated like a repeater.

Lin Fei was going crazy.

Just when Lin Fei was about to be crushed to death by her, a voice of nature rescued him.

"Athena, have you forgotten to take your medicine again? He is a guest invited by Heavenly Father, so you..."

"I want you to take care of it!"

Lin Fei vomited blood, this woman is so narcissistic that she even named herself Athena!

"Look, Aphrodite over there is showing off her new dress again. If you don't go over there, she will steal the limelight." Apollo laughed wantonly.

When Athena heard this, she immediately stopped her movements, and then straightened her appearance. Lin Fei was dumbfounded. The speed of this woman's face change was unbelievable. She immediately changed from a shrew to a high-end goddess.

Athena raised the corners of her lips, showing eight teeth, with a perfect smile and charming eyes, and she said to Lin Fei affectionately: "Paris, you promised me, don't go back on your word..." The last tone continued. Trembling.

Lin Fei couldn't help tightening his chrysanthemum, subconsciously covering his buttocks.

It was only when Athena was gone that Lin Fei saw the benefactor who rescued him from the fire and water. Look!

What the hell!

This is not the work of man!

This is a miracle of God!

Who can grow up like this!

Lin Fei suddenly remembered what his elder sister often whispered in his ear: This man is simply the incarnation of Apollo, the sun god!

"Apollo?" As soon as the words came out, he froze.

The man smiled, golden light streamed down.

"Huh?" The man responded naturally, and then walked over to tidy up Lin Fei's clothes with an affectionate expression.

Lin Fei was a little uncomfortable, and sat facing the outside, and the man sat down. "I'm really sorry just now, Tianhou missed it for a while, but luckily you are fine."

Lin Fei was stunned for a while before realizing, "Are you Apollo? The sun god?"

"Paris, are you scared stupid by Athena?"

Lin Fei laughed out loud, leaning forward and backward.Pointing at the man, "You are Apollo, she is Athena," he pointed with the other hand to the beautiful woman who claimed to be Athena just now, and then pointed, "Then I am still Zeus! Hahaha...you are so funny ..."

The man's face changed, and then he stood up quickly, a majestic voice sounded like thunder in Lin Fei's ears, "Bold, Paris!"

Lin Yi was so frightened by the sound that his legs trembled, his laughter stuck in his throat, and he turned around slowly.

In front of him is a tall and strong man wearing a crown and a long sword. His forehead is broad, his facial features are carved like an axe, and his eyes seem to envelop the entire universe.

What's more, there was a gorgeous big hammer floating behind him! !

Lin Fei stammered, "I, I...I'm not..."

Apollo kicked lightly, and Lin Fei knelt down on both knees.

Apollo hurriedly said: "Father, Paris has just been tired by the Queen of Heaven and Athena, so I can't figure it out for a while, don't be surprised."

But Lin Fei still asked desperately: "Are you Zeus? This is a mental hospital, I'm sure I haven't woken up yet." He stood up slowly, "Goodbye, dears. Take your time and enjoy it, I won't disturb you." It's gone." After saying that, he wanted to run, but he ran!It's not that you can run if you want to! !

Zeus waved his hand gently, and Lin Fei was lifted into the air. His whole body seemed to be fixed by a few thin threads. He couldn't move his hands and feet. He could only roll his eyes, "Stop playing, please? Today is not April Fool's Day." Please let me go! I’m just a normal person!!!” He blustered, “I have an old mother and a baby who is waiting to be fed. I want to go to university, choose a major, get a scholarship, find a job, work hard, get promoted and raise my salary, become the general manager and become the CEO. Marry Bai Fumei and go to the pinnacle of life!" He almost couldn't catch his breath, his face flushed from holding back.

Gods: ...

Apollo frowned, stretched out his finger and stroked Lin Fei's lips, and then Lin Fei found that he couldn't make any sound.

Only then did he feel the horror, he was definitely not in the normal world.

Where the hell is this?

He wanted to wriggle, question, vent, and run, but he could only stare wide-eyed, watching the two male gods drinking, chatting, beating, bragging, and teasing their crushes.He can only be a thinker.

Apollo: "Father, look at his lovely big eyes, watery, and there is no flaw in that beautiful face. I couldn't help but want to kiss him. He should be given the golden apple." .”

Zeus was noncommittal.

your sister!Kiss your whole family.

Lin Fei could only express his anger with his eyes.

Apollo clicked his tongue and put his hand on Lin Fei's eyes, "I don't know how many goddesses are envious of such beautiful eyes, how sweet are these lips." He had an expression of enjoyment and longing.

Lin Fei was so ashamed and angry that he could only close his eyes.Come out of sight.

Zeus said: "Okay, Apollo, don't tease him, first take him to the front hall, where the wedding banquet is about to begin. This time, I hope this kid is smarter, otherwise...hehe..."

Hehe, hehe, your face is soaring!Big funny!Lin Fei thought bitterly.

As soon as Zeus finished speaking, Lin Fei realized that he was "moved"!

Lin Fei is like a marionette, being moved by an unknown force.

When he came to the front hall, Lin Fei opened his eyes, so he could only widen his eyes even more to express his surprise. This might be the grandest scene he has ever seen in his life.

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