[Rebirth] Set sail in the entertainment industry

Heaven knows how much he wanted to punch that four-eyed frog just now, damn it! ! !

Hurriedly and aggressively, from the moment he entered the hotel gate, Liu Kun automatically turned on the "big boss and other dick" pulling mode. He is really defiant. It is best to keep strangers away from him, otherwise he will not be responsible for accidentally injuring him ! ! !

The two sword eyebrows are twisted tightly together, with a dark face, it smells like a dead mother, seven dissatisfied and eight unhappily knocked away a bunch of people who looked "human like a dog" in Liu Kun's eyes but were actually "sanctified" Guests pile into the elevator.

"Hey, what's going on with this guy, he's overweight, didn't he see it?"

"That's right, really lacking in quality."

"The hotel's service is really bad, why is everyone allowed to enter?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, the world is getting worse..."

Liu Kun was angry, and he was even more angry when he was ridiculed by a group of gossip women behind him. He was already stubborn and disobedient, how could he bear this kind of anger?

Kuangji punched down hard, and the elevator that was shot trembled three times, frightening the group of timid but poisonous women who covered their mouths and silenced, looking at Liu Kun with a look of evil, where is it? Those who come to stay at the hotel are afraid that the underworld came here to seek revenge, right?

A clever master got off the elevator, and would rather wait for the first class than crowd with such dangerous social elements. Seeing this, other timid foreign tourists also got off the elevator one after another. In the end, Liu Kun rode alone The "special elevator" is gone.

Liu Kun, who was suppressing his anger and resentment, unconsciously brainwashed himself. The agent clearly said 1608, but he said it silently in his heart, and when it was over, he recorded it as 1806. What else is there to do, find someone to abuse yourself! !

This guy came to the door of 1806, afraid that he thought there should be a fat guy inside and wouldn't open the door for him, so he knocked on the door three times patiently, biting his back molars, thinking in his heart, your grandma's , Little Rabbit obediently opens the door, look at you, open Grandpa, I won’t beat you so hard you’ll find your teeth all over the place! ! !

It was naturally Yan Zhan who opened the door for him. He had just taken a shower and was wearing a bathrobe to wipe his hair. When someone rang the doorbell, Yan Zhan naturally thought it was room service.

Liu Kun was a full head shorter than Yan Zhan, so when the door opened, he saw a honey-colored chest that was still dripping with water, damn it!Standard whore-client appearance, quite diligent, even finished taking a shower? ? ?

There was an evil fire in Liu Kun's heart, so he did the opposite, instead of looking up along that section of chest, he looked down in disgust. When he scanned the mermaid line under Yan Zhan's abdomen, Liu Kun frowned. Raise your eyebrows, this guy is not wearing any clothes, what a fucking coquettish bag, want to prostitute grandpa?dream! ! !

Raising his fist with lightning speed, Liu Kun had a ferocious face, and directly had a "body exchange" with Devil Yan.

In fact, it was too late and then too fast, it only took half a second for Liu Kun to sweep Yan Zhan with his eyes, and then he punched Yan Zhan without saying a word. He was very confident in his skills, so he pushed and pushed Yan Zhan. People blocked the house and beat them, but the result was that the sheep fell into the tiger's mouth...

"Your mother-force, made you think about Laozi's eyes, told the company that you want to cheat on me, you cheated on your mother, I-fuck-it! I use you to win the position, I rely on my own ability Famous, your mother is a big blood gourd!!!" Liu Kun was about to burst into tears, spraying feces all over his mouth, pushing Yan Zhan and squeezed in through the crack of the door, and he was "considerate" and didn't forget to close the door with his feet...

Yan Zhan was suddenly pushed by Liu Kun and was off guard, but when Liu Kun came up with his fist, he had already reacted.

His eyes were frosty, and he disdained Liu Kun's quality very much. He didn't like dirty words, but he liked this person's straightforward temperament.

So he didn't "torture" Liu Kun too much. Three tricks, just three tricks, made Liu Kun tidy up, fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

Liu Kun clutched his stomach and shrank into the corner of the wall, the pain made him dizzy, but he didn't forget to yell plausibly at his imaginary enemy, what kind of guy is he?The words that came out of his mouth were not heard at all.

That really scolded Boss Yan Zhan as bloody, useless, full of brains, lustful and weak, and finally signed him, wishing him a rotten JJ, and whether he has a child...

Any slander about a man's majesty will make people angry, and Yan Zhan is no exception. Therefore, he reluctantly showed Liu Kun his "rope skills", not only stripping Liu Kun and scaring the rough guy out of his ass, but also Tie him like a rice dumpling, and the little belt was whipped so hard that it hurt into Liu Kun's bones, and he wailed for a whole day.

This beam is settled!

Liu Kun didn't get blasted-chrysanthemum, but his ass was blown away by Yan Zhan. Liu Kun, who is narrow-minded and vengeful, gritted his teeth with hatred. He dared to love this pervert and has an "SM" complex. Most likely, he just whipped him with a belt, and he just held the egg. How many times? ? ?

Puffing and puffing, the whole tube of KY was squeezed into his buttocks by that beastly pervert, bah bah bah!Damn bad luck.

Hitting the mattress with a fist, Liu Kun despised himself, why hasn't he hit the bear yesterday? ? ?

He was tied to this bed for a whole night, and when he opened his eyes today, there was no one left, and he was left alone. He hated Liu Kun so much that he had no choice but to disappear. Don't let him run into him again, and see if he has skinned him! ! !

I was thinking in my heart not to run into each other, but I ran into Yan Zhan in the blink of an eye. The master who had a crush on Liu Kun happened to have something to leave that day. To put it bluntly, he let Liu Kun dove. People expressed their apologies, and specifically asked Liu Kun to go to this charity dinner.

As everyone knows, Liu Kun is a dumb man who suffers from eating Coptis chinensis, and he still doesn’t know that he has admitted to the wrong person. The agent on the other side is more kind to him, buys clothes and has a nanny car, and really puts him in a high-end atmosphere. Taste packed.But he was contemptuous in his heart, that real estate tycoon must be blind, otherwise how could he have fallen in love with Liu Kun?

Unexpectedly, Liu Kun cooperated especially this time, wishing to jump high and take the initiative to meet others, the manager felt even more contemptuous of Liu Kun, a person who wanted to be a bitch and also wanted to set up an archway. Like a woman, now I have tasted the sweetness of a complete 180-degree change, or else, nothing is absolute, it just depends on whether the temptation for you is big enough!

In the final analysis, it was the two of them who had a big oolong. Liu Kun thought that the guy who wanted to steal him was Yan Zhan, and the other side thought that Liu Kun had changed his sex, and secretly promised Boss Wang...

The charity dinner was held at the mansion of a high-ranking government official. Although it was raising donations under the slogan of the government, everyone knew what was going on.

There is an open-air swimming pool outside the small foreign building with a single family. When Liu Kun found Yan Zhan, the man was standing in front of the swimming pool, holding a goblet and talking with a government official beside him.

Liu Kun immediately stamped Yan Zhan with the four characters of "sanctified", and he had a very simple thought in his heart. He walked over and kicked Yan Zhan into the swimming pool without warning, in order to avenge his ass pumping after being tied up that night!

There are still five steps away, and Liu Kun is suddenly trapped by a middle-aged man with a fat brain. That man is trying to rule him out. How would Liu Kun know? In the past, kick Yan Zhan's ass!

When he was walking towards Yan Zhan in a hurry, Yan Zhan saw it from the reflection of the goblet in his hand, and he didn't move, waiting for the prey to trap himself.

Liu Kun, who had been pushing and shoving with Boss Wang for a long time, got away, and rushed towards Yan Zhan who was standing in front of the swimming pool, but it was not Yan Zhan who gnawed shit into the pool but himself, not to mention the embarrassment at that time.He became famous the next day, and the headlines on the front pages of major entertainment portals were full of "violent photos" of Liu Kun gnawing shit and planting himself in the swimming pool...

This matter was not over yet, the manager came over and scolded Liu Kun, and the latter finally figured out that the guy who dared to whip him with a belt that night was not the one who wanted to rule him out? ? ? ?

Nima!Who the fuck is that bear? ? ? ?

Liu Kun was so annoyed that he couldn't tell what he had suffered, and he had a fight with his agent. The company gave him one last chance to make up for his mistakes, but he didn't want it, so he called Boss Wang himself to scold him. , thoroughly annoyed Tan Qiang, and directly hid him in the snow.

The following period of time was boring, as if everything was just a flash in the pan, as if yesterday between him and Liu Gan...

Life is really boring, if you don't do it, Liu Kun will wonder if he is still alive...

He started his day-and-night life like before, drinking, making troubles, flying leaves, swindling, looking for inspiration, creating, and nostalgic for the past...

Until one day, he picked up a "little beggar" who was being chased and intercepted by three or two hooligans in the alley where he used to play with Liu Qian when he was a child, and he was injected with a fresh life into his already black and white world. Color changed the rest of his life from then on...

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77. 【Fanwai】Black Beans

Qi Hang has recently become obsessed with writing about not getting angry. At that time, he was blind and said, when he gets better, he will write about not being angry for Yan Lie. He is not writing for the original promise, and he is really angry. You can only adjust yourself here.

Putting down the pen in his hand, Qi Hang thought about where to pick up Yan Ge's little girl to play tomorrow. He was the only one free, so the heavy responsibility of watching the child for a day fell to Qi Hang.

Start writing in an orderly manner, and work slowly and meticulously.

After hanging the Mo Qiqi table written by himself in Yan Lie's study, Qi Hang made a decision to take Yan Ge to the flower, bird and fish market tomorrow.

He wants to buy some female snakes for that vicious snake of Heidou! ! ! !

The next evening.

"You bought it?" Yan Lie looked at the cage in Qi Hang's hand with a little surprise.

"Hmm." His face was expressionless.

"Learn to raise 'hand pets' with me?" His eyebrows were raised high, triumphant.

"Can you have some vision, Comrade Film King!" He raised his eyelids and shot Yan Lie's big face directly.

"How do you say that?" Touching his chin, Yan Lie leaned over to stick to Qi Hang, spraying his hormones unscrupulously.

"You thank me for being merciful and not buying a big boa constrictor for Black Dou!!!"

"You——stop! How dare you openly seduce—my black beans!!!"

"I've finished speaking, it's not my seduction," he lifted the cage in his hand, still expressionless, "it's the red beans in the cage."

"Hey, that's obviously a green one!"

"Then call him Mung Bean!"

"..."

Thus, Mr. Heidou's interesting and colorful life begins...

"Country bun!" The man with his nostrils turned upside down and pulled [-] million is none other than Mr. Black Bean, the international actor's awesome pet!

"You, who are you calling a bumpkin!" Miss Hongdou stared angrily at her pair of little snake eyes, already tearing up with anger.

"I'm scolding you, what's the matter? If you're green, you're going to be a snake, and you're so embarrassed to lick your face and call Hongdou, why are you so red???"

"If you're a fan, it's still called black beans, don't worry about me!!!"

"Are you looking for a draw? Are you looking for a draw? I asked you if you were looking for a draw?" Black Dou felt a sense of crisis, and he faintly felt that the girl in front of him was going to occupy the magpie's nest...

"A good man doesn't fight with women, a gentleman speaks but doesn't fight, you're a rascal!"

"I'm cheating on you? How are you worthy of my cheating?" Hei Dou is arrogant and arrogant, always talking to Miss Hongdou with his nostrils upturned, "I tell you, open your dog eyes and see, in this house, my master is the boss, My second child!"

"I'm a snake!" Miss Hongdou argued hard, so it could only open its snake eyes, pouted its small mouth, and muttered softly, "What's so awesome, you look like a JB too."

"Who are you calling JB?"

"You said yourself that you are the second child!!!"

“…………”

Mr. Heidou was choked speechless by Miss Hongdou, and slid away with a cold snort.In the evening, Yan Lie played "Invincible Hot Wheels" with Qi Hang again, making the bed full of wind.

Our pure red bean lady has never seen such a battle, squatting on the pillow and watching the head of the family take a big "stick" and poke her master for fun, she is so anxious, look at her poor master... full His head was sweating profusely, and he buried his face and "cryed" there.

"What are you doing!" Black Bean shouted.

"Your master bullied my master!"

"You know a bird."

"Birds? Are there any birds here?" Miss Hongdou loves to eat birds, licking her lips and drooling.

"The big black bird is making a hole, blind, you can't see it."

"You liar, there are no birds here!"

"Mountain Cannon!"

"You're yelling at me, try it!"

"Yo, impatient? Biting people? Ai, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Ai, I will scold you. Shan Pao Shan Pao Shan Pao Tun confused!!!!"

"Hungry lady, if Lao Zhi doesn't show his power, do you think you're a sick cat when you're hungry???"

"..." I'm going, fellow!

Facts have proved that Black Dou is a soft-legged shrimp, who was knocked down by a country girl. Since then, seeing Miss Hongdou is like a mouse meeting a cat, she is so good!

It's just that it has something to do with Miss Hongdou's obedient behavior?Qi Hang still showed his true colors in front of him—a vicious snake, hey! ! !

So, Qi Hang hesitated and led Yan Ge to the flower, bird and fish market...

"Yo, why are you still addicted?"

Qi Hang didn't want to talk to Yan Lie, and walked into the house carrying the snake cage.

"My demon is one foot tall and yours is one foot taller? Are you planning to have a 'little old man with two guns' with me?"

"Is there something wrong with you?" Yan Lie's disgusting presence was too strong, and Qi Hang couldn't automatically ignore it.

"You still refuse to admit it, I have a hand pet, but this one is not enough for you and you have another one?"

"You don't know?" Qi Hang turned his face to meet Yan Lie's gaze, "If there is a master, there must be a favor. I saw that your perverted snake didn't seem to be very interested in our little red bean, so I deliberately challenged it again. Come back with a soy bean!"

“…………”

Ahem, and thus, Mr. Heidou's promiscuous life begins here, Heidou controls his second wife!

It is said that three mothers and sons play a drama, although Heidou is a son, in fact, if he is thrown into the gay circle, he will be a tsundere girl C.

So the long-tongued Black Dou always instigates Soybean to beat up Hongdou. Among the three snakes, Soybean is the oldest, so how could he be used by a kid?Ever since, while Black Dou instigated Soybean to beat up Red Dou, it had to be the owner of the "buy one get one free" every time.

Until Mung Dou came again, the tense relationship between them did not get better. Except for Hei Dou, Hong Dou had the oldest seniority, Huang Dou was the oldest, and Mung Dou was the most favored at present. The three female snakes had their own ghosts, and they all wanted to say what they wanted, naturally. He also paid attention to Heidou, and wanted to draw Heidou to be with him, but if Mr. Heidou didn't know how to flatter him, then he would be inhumane, and the ending can be imagined, the three female snakes who were united almost didn't beat him a hemiplegic...

Poor thing, it was raped by three female snakes as a male - it was violent! ! !

Afterwards, he stabbed it softly every night. Heidou was born with a low EQ, and he seemed not interested in the emotional life of "Ho Ho Ha He" at all, so he was forced to have sex every night, which was really miserable...

However, even so, Mr. Heidou still gave full play to its lustful snake nature. When Yan Lie played with Qi Hang, he couldn't let it go every time. Then, Qi Hang took a slant and decided to Taking the risk, he cut first and played later, and once again led Xiao Yange to the flower, bird and fish market without hesitation.

This time, he bought a male snake, not to seduce Heidou, but to let his big kidney bean kill Heidou, HOHO~

Red beans, mung beans, soybeans, small black beans, and finally a big kidney bean, which is quite smooth, haha.

It is said that this big kidney bean is really domineering. Its arrival immediately rescued the black bean from the fire and water, and the three female snakes were so fascinated that they lost their souls.

In their opinion, the big kidney bean is the most handsome drop!

Even more handsome than Yan Lie and Qi Hang!

In fact, if you want to ask these snakes whether they think Yan Lie is handsome or Qi Hang is handsome, they really can't tell the difference. Damn it, I will grab you a handful of earthworms and let you see which one is handsome and which is beautiful. Come on duck eggs, in Nai's eyes, they are all the same! ! !

Big Kidney Dou hooked up all three of Heidou's wives, and the big green hat was quite arrogant. Not only was Mr. Heidou not angry, but he even lifted shoes for Brother Kidney Dou. This is called a gentleman who knows current affairs.

Yan Lie and Qi Hang played and sang every night, while Big Kidney Dou and Heidou's three daughters-in-law were tumbling under the covers. Lie "helped the tyrant to abuse".

Qi Hang gritted his teeth with hatred, Big Kidney Bean is so special, although he is not attracted to him!I get tired of red beans, soybeans, and mung beans all day long, and I don't even have the heart to bite black beans. Isn't it said that snakes like big kidney beans are the most aggressive and aggressive, and the same sex is against each other? ? ? ?

Qi Hang has been complaining all the time, and finally on a dark and stormy night of one month, when Yan Lie was not in the country, he forcibly stuffed the sleepy Heidou Jun into the arms of Da Kidou...

However, the subsequent development of the story took a sharp turn, and it seemed that it did not develop according to the grand blueprint outlined in Qi Hang's mind.

The big kidney bean didn't bite the black bean at all, and didn't even touch the black bean with half of his fingers. The two snakes were particularly "brothers are good", and the good Nima was like a snake, and Qi Hang collapsed!

On the day of Yan Lie's return to China, Kidney Bean Ternima prepared a "super big surprise" for the head of the family and killed red beans, soybeans, and mung beans...

Is this a fucking surprise?This is a scare, okay?

Hei Dou couldn't say anything, this was a bloody murder caused by jealousy...

Later, Qi Hang discovered that the vicious snake was not lewd-cheesy anymore, and would occasionally help Qi Hang fight against Yan Lie's big-kinky-worm, but he didn't know that Mr. Heidou was deeply hurt by it, and he had already died in countless dark nights. Experienced the "helplessness and hesitation" of Qi Hang back then...

Big kidney beans every day and night with it-Ting Huan, Tai Nima's obscenity-cheap la la la la la la la laisaday! ! ! !

"I'm very simple. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business."

Heidou bared his teeth: "Are you human?"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, my snake is very simple. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business."

Black Bean breathed fire: "Get out!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, okay!"

Heidou went mad: "If I tell you to get out, get out, don't know if you come here and hug me tighter, you'll be fine!!!"

"Aha? Daughter-in-law..."

"roll!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh."

"Come back! If I tell you to get out, get out, don't know if you come here and hug me tighter, you'll be fine!!!"

"Aha? Daughter-in-law..."

"roll!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh.

The black bean collapsed, and the tail of the snake slapped the ground (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Big Kidney Bean, I fucked your old mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother x100000 times!!!!"

Shaking S big kidney beans blushed and smiled slightly: "Honey, I must be your heart in the next life, because if I don't jump, I will die."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Get out!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh."

"Come back! If I tell you to get out, get out, don't know if you come here and hug me tighter, you'll be fine!!!"

"Aha? Daughter-in-law..."

"roll!"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh.

call……

Black beans compromised.

Shrugging and snorting coldly: "Come back, don't go."

"What are you doing?"

"say you Love Me."

"Daughter-in-law, do you love tiger oil? O(∩_∩)O~"

Your sister(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Well, the love between black beans and kidney beans is like a snake eating its tail, every minute it goes round and round and starts all over again.

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