Robots are idiots

Sitting in the study, Ji Shuyang was flipping through the PPT sent by his assistant Sang Xia, annotating all the places to be revised. Just about to get up to make a cup of coffee, the phone next to the computer rang. He turned around and picked up the phone. Seeing the incoming call alert on the phone, the forehead ached slightly.

"Come down and open the door, I'll bring you a baby." Xu Chenkai's voice on the phone was very chilling, mixed with strong excitement.

"Wait." Ji Shuyang replied helplessly, and went downstairs to open the door.

Ji Shuyang's eyelids twitched inexplicably, and his forehead and temples were swollen. This guy who is known as a genius inventor has said many years ago that he wants to build a perfect intelligent robot that is unparalleled in the world. Not long ago, he was experimenting I saw the robot in the room.

To be honest, he was really stunned at the time. Although he had been paying attention to Xu Chenkai's invention, he was not very enthusiastic. After all, this piece was beyond his comprehension. , if he didn't know his friend's talent, he would think that Xu Chenkai found a beautiful boy to fool him.

Outside the iron gate of the villa garden, Xu Chenkai's car had already stopped. Ji Shuyang opened the door to let him drive in the car. When he saw the "person" sitting on the passenger seat of the car, he was slightly taken aback, his face was very familiar. , I seem to have seen it somewhere?I can't remember at the moment.

Xu Chenkai jumped out of the car with an excited face, went around to the passenger seat and patted on the window, and greeted with a smile on his face: "Xiaoji, get out of the car."

Xiaoji?who?

Ji Shuyang looked at the people in the car suspiciously, and then he saw the appearance of the people in the car clearly. He was completely speechless, only to see that the person had big black curly hair, was wearing a maid outfit, and opened a pair of clear big eyes, slightly Blinking, obediently opened the door and got out of the car.

"Little Ji, come to Dad. Dad will introduce you to the master." Xu Chenkai's mood was soaring at this time, and he kept saying, "Xiao Ji is so obedient, even after getting out of the car Knowing to close the car door is truly the perfect invention of my entire life."

Ji Shuyang didn't faintly notice the violation until the girl named "Xiaoji" stood in front of him. He had an indescribable feeling. The girl was very beautiful, her facial features were so exquisite that the proportions seemed to have been actuarially calculated, and her skin was fair. Smooth, flawless, but something just doesn't feel right?

After a while, Ji Shuyang suddenly realized, no wonder Xiaoji looks so familiar, isn't this a robot made by Xu Chenkai!

Ji Shuyang looked at Xu Chenkai who was holding Xiaoji and muttering in silence, what the hell is this guy doing?At the beginning, he remembered clearly that the gender of the robot was male, why did it suddenly become a girl again?It can't be a man disguised as a woman, right?

"Come here, Xiaoji, say hello to your master, you will live here from now on, you must take good care of your master, understand?" Xu Chenkai pushed the robot in front of Ji Shuyang, laughing so hard that his mouth almost cracked to the base of his ears, Gently stroked the robot's head.

"Master." The robot called softly, and with that maid outfit, it looked weird no matter how you looked.

Ji Shuyang raised his forehead, glared at Xu Chenkai, who was laughing so hard that he was rolling all over the ground, and turned his head to smile at the robot. This was definitely Xu Chenkai's bad taste. I don't know if it was his illusion, but he was actually in the eyes of the robot. I saw a few wisps of emotion, shame, anger, helplessness, and grievance.

"Xiaoji." Ji Shuyang tried to call out, his tone very friendly.

"Yes, master." The robot replied immediately, looking up at Ji Shuyang with shining eyes, as if waiting for instructions.

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Xu Chenkai burst into laughter again, this scene is really too funny, and also very evil.

Ji Shuyang gave Xu Chenkai a warning look, and the other party immediately shut his mouth obediently, and asked in a deep voice: "Isn't Xiaoji a boy? Why did you turn into a girl again? Or did you dress him up like this on purpose?"

"Don't you think it's very attractive?" Xu Chenkai smiled wretchedly, and winked at Ji Shuyang, "This was originally intended as a gift for you. Xiaoji can not only take care of your daily life, but also relieve you of your long life. Mr. Bao is satisfied with the loneliness of the long night."

"..." Ji Shuyang felt that it was necessary to throw this person out.

"Okay, okay, just kidding, but Xiaoji does have that function. Everyone is an adult, and someone even buys an inflatable doll, not to mention my Xiaoji is so perfect." Xu Chenkai opened the trunk of the car as he spoke. , Move out all the boxes inside.

"Xiaoji's daily necessities and changing clothes are all in there. You just need to prepare a room for him. He can change his clothes by himself. Some of your living habits are stored in his memory bank. But what other requirements do you have? You can talk to him directly and he will follow orders."

Xu Chenkai explained a lot of things in a long-winded manner, and then hugged the robot reluctantly: "Xiaoji, Dad still has a lot of follow-up matters to deal with, you first follow the master obediently, wait for Dad to go back to study and study, and strive to make you more perfect .”

Then he turned his head to Shang Ji Shuyang, sniffed and said, "I handed over my precious son to you, you take good care of him."

The corner of Ji Shuyang's mouth twitched, didn't he agree to build a robot to take care of him?Why did he ask him to take good care of the robot in a blink of an eye, but his life is very monotonous, if the robot can really handle his daily trivial things, it doesn't matter if he takes care of the robot more.

"Goodbye, Doctor!" The robot waved to Xu Chenkai obediently, with a smile on the corner of its mouth.

"Son, I want to call you Dad." Xu Chenkai curled his lips in dissatisfaction, but the robot remained silent. No matter how much he jumped to ask for a change, the robot just kept silent, and in the end, under Ji Shuyang's gloating teasing, he was sullen gone.

When Xu Chenkai drove away, Ji Shuyang looked at the suitcases for daily necessities, then turned his head to look at the robot who watched Xu Chenkai leave, and tentatively said: "Xiaoji, let's take your luggage back to the lobby first, I'll go Arrange a room for you."

"Thank you, master." The robot responded very quickly, smiled at Ji Shuyang, and walked over to pull up the suitcase.

Ji Shuyang said it was impossible not to be surprised. Although the robot's reaction was a bit dull, it was very fast, and it could accurately understand the meaning of his words and act accordingly. At this time, Xu Chenkai had to admit Xu Chenkai's genius ability. It is indeed unparalleled in the world.

He brought the robot into the guest room on the second floor of the villa. In order to facilitate the care of the robot, Ji Shuyang deliberately arranged the robot's room next to his room, and tentatively let the robot tidy up the clothes by itself, while he sat on the edge of the bed to observe the robot's every move. move.

The robot immediately opened the box, took out all the clothes, put them neatly into the cabinet, and put the towels and other items in the bathroom. The robot didn’t need to sleep, so he didn’t make the bed. next to Ji Shuyang.

"Xiaoji is very smart." Ji Shuyang praised without hesitation. Seeing the big smile on the robot, he happily said "Thank you, master". Feel good.

"Xiaoji, go and change your clothes." Just as Ji Shuyang was about to take the robot to the study, he immediately remembered the maid's outfit full of wickedness, and immediately folded it back. Regardless of gender, but he has no such perverted penchant.

"Yes, master." The robot that received the instruction immediately walked back to the room, opened the cabinet to take out the clothes, and then went into the bathroom, not forgetting to close the door.

Ji Shuyang rubbed his nose. The behavior of this robot is very humane. He knows how to hide in the bathroom after changing clothes. If you don’t tell others that Xiaoji is a robot, just seeing such a beautiful boy standing quietly, I believe no one will Doubt it's just a robot.

When the robot changed clothes and walked out of the bathroom, Ji Shuyang's eyes lit up again. The robot dressed in normal boys' clothes was more pleasing to the eye. Surprisingly, the robot knew how to match clothes. Up-and-coming beautiful boy.

Ji Shuyang still has a lot of business to deal with, so he brought the robot to the study and let him move freely, while he sat in front of the computer and continued the unfinished PPT, but his eyes drifted to the robot involuntarily. Instructions for what the robot will do.

The robot first looked around, as if looking at the study room, with curiosity in its eyes, then sat down on the sofa obediently after looking around, as if obeying instructions, and within a few minutes, there was another movement, picking up a piece of paper on the coffee table The magazine turned up.

Robot flipping magazines?

Ji Shuyang was shocked again. The robot had brought him a lot of surprises when it first appeared. He simply put down the mouse and looked at the robot with one hand on his chin. The program is very complete, and the knowledge in the memory bank is very extensive.

Xu Chenkai once proudly patted his chest and said that the robot he built has a memory bank like a schoolmaster, and the common sense of life is well-programmed. As long as he is given instructions, he can do everything well, and he can spend free time with others. Same as ordinary people.

"Xiaoji, make me a cup of coffee." Ji Shuyang observed for a while before saying.

"Okay, master, please wait a moment." The robot immediately closed the magazine in its hand, put it back to its original position, and went to the side to make coffee for Ji Shuyang. The movement was very smooth. It must have been trained by Xu Chenkai. In front of him, "Master, please drink coffee."

"Well, thank you, Xiaoji, Xiaoji is very capable." Ji Shuyang took the coffee cup, thanked him with a smile, and was surprised to find that the robot was embarrassed, said "You're welcome" in a low voice, and then sat back on the sofa. Continue to read the magazine just now.

Ji Shuyang drank his coffee in satisfaction. Maybe Xu Chenkai was full of bad intentions when he made the robot, but if he is accompanied by a robot in the future, life should not be too boring, and it will be much easier. This robot is more capable and intelligent than imagined.

Facts proved that his guess was correct. When it was time for dinner, Ji Shuyang took the robot to the kitchen downstairs. The robot immediately started the cooking process, put on the apron in a decent manner, and followed the information that Xu Chenkai implanted in his memory bank, I made a few dishes that Ji Shuyang likes to eat.

Ji Shuyang ate the food made by the robot, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the robot's cooking skills are quite good. He will be lucky in the future, and immediately praised the robot with a smile on his face, and the robot showed a very embarrassed look, awkward sit aside.

After he had finished his dinner, the robot first made tea for him, then cleared the dining table, and put the empty plates in the sink. After Ji Shuyang finished drinking a cup of tea and had enough rest, he walked into the kitchen. The robot had already cleaned up the kitchen and tableware. clean.

Ji Shuyang had to go to work tomorrow, and went to bed after a little business at night. Before going to bed, he let the robot move freely in the villa. The robot nodded obediently, but instead of returning to his guest room, he ran downstairs and sat in the lobby. Read newspapers and magazines on the sofa.

Ji Shuyang let him do it. Anyway, the robot doesn’t have a sleep system, so it doesn’t need to sleep at all. Just thinking of it as an intelligent robot will be boring, and he wants to read newspapers and magazines to pass the time, but he is looking forward to tomorrow’s event after a night. What surprises the robot will bring him.

Sure enough, the next morning, the robot ran into his room to wake him up, then took out a change of clothes from his closet for him, then walked out of the room, and ran downstairs to prepare breakfast for him. Naturally, there is no sense of disobedience.

Ji Shuyang took a change of clothes, and became more and more satisfied and fond of this robot. He was in a happy mood early in the morning. When he finished washing, sorted out the documents and went downstairs, the robot had already prepared breakfast and was standing in the dining room. waiting for him.

"Master, breakfast is ready." The robot pulled out a chair and invited Ji Shuyang to sit.

Ji Shuyang looked at the breakfast on the dining table, a bowl of porridge, a side dish, and two poached eggs. It looked very light, but it was very nourishing. He usually went out to eat at the breakfast shop. Although he lived alone for many years, the chef Art is mediocre, most of the time he eats out and then comes back.

Ji Shuyang ate his breakfast contentedly. With this robot taking care of him in the future, he no longer has to worry about eating.

In the days that followed, Ji Shuyang lived very comfortably, just as Xu Chenkai patted his chest to assure, the robot took care of his daily life in every possible way, and as long as he was responsible for filling the refrigerator with ingredients, the robot could cook in different ways .

The house is also tidy and tidy. Many times, when the daily necessities are gone, the robot can take the initiative to bring them up and clearly list them on a piece of paper, so that he can buy them according to the note. People are dumbfounded.

Every time Ji Shuyang touches his nose embarrassingly, he always feels that his common sense of life is not as good as that of a robot. After all, after having a robot, his life becomes more leisurely and comfortable, which makes Xu Chenkai who gave him the robot all kinds of envy and jealousy Hate, plus regret.

Regret it now?It's too late, the robot is his for the rest of his life!

The author has something to say: This is the end of Xiaoji. I originally prepared a few extra episodes. After thinking about it for a long time, I think that I have almost finished writing what should be explained. If I think of new extra episodes, I will continue to add them. Thank you for your company. Xiaoji for so long.

Next is the new pit [this is definitely an accident]. It is expected to open this Friday. If you like it, you can bookmark it first. The copy is already in the column.

During the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, at the request of her cousin, Su Yunhe went to "Youji Youth Hostel" as a volunteer, and started a life of volunteering.

Su Yunhe also has a "secret" that everyone knows. He is a fan of the CV master "Ling Xun".

As the boss of "You Kee", Ling Shiji inspected the property at any time. As soon as he stepped into the "You Kee Youth Hostel", he heard his cover song being played in the lobby.

[Setting 1] Ling Shiji (Ling Xun, CV Dashengong), Su Yunhe (fans)