Robots are idiots

During the holidays at home, Lin Chuyi was lazy every day. In the morning, he and Ji Shuyang slept until he woke up naturally. During the day, Ji Shuyang was dealing with business, and he was lying on the side doing his homework. He just stayed at home for two days. Originally, this time should be vacationing by the sea.

Lin Chuyi yawned, pushed the homework book to the middle of the table, and lied weakly on the table, turning her pen in a daze. There were three days before the end of the National Day holiday, and Dr. Cheng Zhe's examination report hadn't come out yet. Can only sit and wait for the result.

This kind of thing can't be rushed, Lin Chuyi is also very patient, he is not worried about his physical condition, it has been two days, he still needs to eat and drink, the wound on his foot healed quickly, the whole time Tian Bounce is extremely healthy.

"Did you finish your homework?" Ji Shuyang noticed the movement of the robot, and seeing his dull look, asked with a smile.

"I've been working at home for two days, and the rest of the day can be done. Master, don't you plan to go out to play again? We were supposed to be lying on the beach, sunbathing, eating barbecue by the sea, but it turned out to be a house .” Lin Chuyi resented, it was all his responsibility.

Ji Shuyang chuckled and shook his head, and glanced at the group chat on the computer desktop. The robot was probably busy doing homework, and it was too late to watch the group. His vacation was ruined. He was also very sorry, and he always wanted to go out again, as a compensation robot I just can't figure out where to go.

It happened that someone in the group proposed to live in Zhuli Xiaozhu for a few days. Ji Shuyang remembered that the robot mentioned going to Zhuli Xiaozhu not long ago. Zhuli Xiaozhu is in S City, and it is very convenient to go there anytime, so this time Everyone chooses to go to a farther beach for vacation.

"Jing Xinghe said with a smile that he would go to Zhuli Xiaozhu, and Xiaoxia and Changxi would also go, how about it?" As soon as Ji Shuyang's voice came, the robot's eyes lit up, and it was immediately amused, "Do more homework at night , and set off for Zhuli Xiaozhu tomorrow morning."

"Obey, master!" Lin Chuyi saluted seriously, the smile on the corner of his mouth was cracked to the ear.

In golden autumn and October, this time is just right to go to Zhuli Xiaozhu. Apart from bamboos everywhere, Zhuli Xiaozhu is most famous for its orchards, all of which are pure natural fruit bases. Now even Han Muze’s 1987 Kingdom is supplied by Zhuli Xiaozhu. , I can finally go to Zhuli Xiaozhu for vacation, and my wish came true.

"Aren't the others going?" Lin Chuyi asked curiously, thinking that everyone was going, so it would be lively.

"Mu Xiao and the others have been there before, and they plan to take advantage of these few days to rest at home."

Lin Chuyi nodded. Many people are usually busy with work, and they finally come to vacation. They really like to stay at home with their families, and they can rest comfortably. When they go out during the holidays and encounter peak travel seasons, sometimes they don’t have enough fun. have fun.

Tomorrow morning, Lin Chuyi has to hurry up and finish the rest of the homework. Fortunately, he has a robot head, the memory bank is unparalleled, and he can do homework very quickly. It may take a long time for others to complete a big problem. That's it.

After tidying up the table, Lin Chuyi took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom to wash her body. She habitually approached the mirror to take a picture, and stretched out her hand to touch the joints. In just a few days, the patchwork gaps that were originally very faint on her body were completely invisible. up.

Lin Chuyi happily turned around in front of the mirror, looked carefully, and felt that she no longer had to worry about showing gaps and frightening a lot of people. Apart from the program and memory bank in her head, the organs of her body were almost the same. It has evolved, even has a pulse and a heartbeat.

But he still didn't dare to take it lightly. Although he really wanted to jump into the swimming pool, he finally held back and didn't even dare to take a shower under the shower. He wanted to try it, but Ji Shuyang stopped him and taught him a lesson. Let him bear it for a few days and wait until the report comes out before taking a shower.

Lin Chuyi looked in the direction of the shower, curled his lips childishly, soaked a towel and wiped his body, thinking while wiping, he still doesn't have an excretory system, and he doesn't seem to be sweating profusely. What, except for the strong sense, it seems to be nothing.

Cough cough, Lin Chuyi stared at the red face in the mirror, once the two of them broke through the bottom line, they would go with the flow, stay at home with Ji Shuyang for two days, and they would stick together when they were deeply in love Kissing and hugging, I accidentally rolled onto the bed.

After wiping her body, Lin Chuyi ran out of the bathroom in her nightgown. In the room, Ji Shuyang had already taken a shower and was lying on the bed watching TV. When she saw him coming out, she waved to him, and waited until Lin Chuyi obediently sat beside her. , Ji Shuyang reached out and touched his body.

"Very obedient." Ji Shuyang leaned over to give the robot a kiss in satisfaction, and was amused when he saw the dissatisfaction in the robot's eyes. Go to the pool as you please."

Only then did Lin Chuyi lie down | body satisfied, and pulled Ji Shuyang: "I have to get up early tomorrow and go to bed."

Ji Shuyang smiled and turned off the TV, turned off the lights and lay down under the quilt, and hugged the robot in his arms.

Early the next morning, Lin Chuyi and Ji Shuyang had just finished their breakfast when a car horn sounded outside the iron gate of the garden, and they hurried out with their prepared luggage. Sang Xia and Xiao Changxi waved to him with smiles on their faces.

"Robot...um..."

Just as Lin Chuyi opened the iron door, a voice that made his face covered with black lines yelled from a few meters away. Following the voice, he turned his head and saw Gu Xiaoyan holding a desperately struggling child. The child was covered with his mouth. Gu Xiaoyan shook his head helplessly at Lin Chuyi.

"If you are obedient and don't make noise, I will let you go. If you are not good, I will ask your brother to take you home immediately." Gu Xiaoyan saw the child in his arms wrinkled his whole face in dissatisfaction, pretending Threatened severely, the child immediately nodded obediently.

"Xiaoji, this is Jing Xing's younger brother Yu Jingrui, a mischievous ghost." Gu Xiaoyan put the child on the ground.

The child ran towards Lin Chuyi as soon as his feet hit the ground, hugged Lin Chuyi's legs, and opened his mouth like a big "Wow!" Yi turned around a few times, and finally waved to Lin Chuyi, motioning him to squat down.

"Are you really a robot, Xiaoji?" The child waited until Lin Chuyi squatted down, wrapped his arms around the other's neck, first kissed the other's face, and whispered to his ear, "Mr. Gu said you are a robot." , It’s amazing, exactly like a human.”

"En." Lin Chuyi picked up the child, and the child stared at him miraculously, and immediately found it very interesting. Yu Jingxing has a typical facial paralysis, how could there be such a cheerful younger brother?The rumored genetic mutation?

"But you can't tell others, otherwise I will be caught and torn down by bad guys, and then you won't be able to see me, you know? This is a secret between us." Lin Chuyi also whispered to the child Biting his ears, the child squeezed his mouth tightly and nodded vigorously, his eyes shone with excitement.

When it was time to set off, the child would depend on Lin Chuyi for life and death. No matter how Gu Xiaoyan abducted him, the child would hold on to Lin Chuyi and not let go. Lin Chuyi liked the child very much, and carried the child into Ji Shuyang's car , live in the backseat with him.

Zhuli Xiaozhu is located in the suburbs, and it takes more than an hour to drive there. The child twittered and asked a lot of questions along the way. Lin Chuyi explained to him patiently. Perhaps because of his curiosity about robots, the child was not noisy and well-behaved. to chat with him.

When they arrived at Zhuli Xiaozhu, they were first led by the service staff to park the car and put their luggage in the reserved room. They booked an independent log cabin. Each log cabin has one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom. Surrounded by bamboo, quiet and elegant.

Lin Chuyi lay on the window sill, smelling the fragrance of bamboo in the air, and took a deep breath.

The small bamboo fence is simply a paradise. This is a small wooden house resort, with bamboo everywhere, cobbled paths, ancient promenades, singing birds and flowers, flowing water in lotus ponds, swaying weeping willows, swimming fish and water, and pavilions for rest.

"You can still see the moonlight in the lotus pond at night, let me die of old age here." Lin Chuyi sighed contentedly.

Nested in a chair, lying on the window sill, admiring the whole green world outside the cabin, the whole person was too lazy to move, no wonder so many people crowded their heads to come to Zhuli Xiaozhu, the scenery is so beautiful, As if even time stood still.

Ji Shuyang put his fist to his lips and smiled, thinking whether to plant bamboos in the garden of the villa. This project is a bit big, so he could only think about it in his heart, walked behind the robot, put his hands on the robot's shoulders, lightly stroking lightly.

"Xiaoji, let's go out for a stroll." Just as the atmosphere was harmonious and warm, a child's voice broke in.

Sang Xia and Xiao Changxi were still chasing after her, and Sang Xia jokingly said, "Be careful of disturbing others, Xiao Rui."

The child turned his head to express his bewilderment, looked at Lin Chuyi innocently, ran over and pulled Lin Chuyi up: "Little Ji, let's go for a walk in the bamboo forest, of course we have to go out to play when we are on vacation, we can't always Stay in the house, we will go to the water wooden house for dinner later."

Lin Chuyi shook her head with a smile, was dragged by the child and ran out of the cabin, almost ran into Yu Jingxing and Gu Xiaoyan head-on.

"Xiaorui really likes Xiaoji." Gu Xiaoyan rubbed his nose and said to Yu Jingxing who was beside him with a cold face, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, "The child is just curious, don't worry about him, it seems that Xiaoji is also I am happy to play with Xiaorui."

Yu Jingxing gave a soft "hmm" and pulled Gu Xiaoyan to follow behind Lin Chuyi and Yu Jingrui. Behind him, Sang Xia, Xiao Changxi and Ji Shuyang also talked and laughed, and a group of people walked forward along the corridor As he stood, he silently lamented the tranquility and beauty of the small bamboo fence.

Bypassing the promenade, the vision in front of the eyes is wider. The small wooden houses on the water seem to be floating on the endless lake. The winding small wooden bridges connect the wooden houses. The lake is full of lotus flowers. This is the bamboo fence small building. Another major feature - the floating restaurant.

"Xiaoji, let's go there for dinner later." Yu Jingrui took Lin Chuyi's hand and pointed to the floating restaurant.

"Well, has Xiao Rui been here before?" Lin Chuyi breathed the fragrance in the air, feeling refreshed.

"I've been here. I have to come here many times a year. The food here is delicious, and the seafood is even better. Xiaoji, can you eat? I'm going to eat hairy crabs later. I heard that the hairy crabs here are bamboo fences. Xiaozhu raised it himself, and it's very fat."

"You know so much, it's amazing."

"That's..." The little kid immediately raised his tail, with a smug expression on his face, successfully amused everyone.

It’s still early for lunch, and everyone continued to walk along the lake to the other side. The scenery is beautiful, and just walking can make people feel good. They chatted while walking. Two girls, Sangxia and Xiao Changxi, took Yu Jingrui to take pictures. Go back and shoot them.

"He Mingle!" As soon as he walked to a wooden resting pavilion, Yu Jingxing who was beside him suddenly shook off Lin Chuyi's hand, kicked and ran up, standing on the steps of the pavilion with his hands on his hips, facing the people in the pavilion He shouted, "He Mingle, why are you here?"

"Xiao Rui, why are you here?"

Dare to meet an acquaintance, Lin Chuyi quickly followed. Three children surrounded the wooden table in the pavilion, and two young men sat on the lounge chair on the other side. Different, one mild, one cool.

Before Lin Chuyi had time to hold Yu Jingrui, Yu Jingrui had already been pulled over by one of the children named "He Mingle". The four children were chattering and playing poker. They glanced roughly, as if they were playing 14 o'clock , commonly known as "fishing", to exercise computing power.

The two people on the lounge chair also noticed this side, and stood up at the same time. When they saw Lin Chuyi, a trace of surprise flashed in their eyes at the same time. When they saw Yu Jingxing and Gu Xiaoyan following behind, they were more The cold man smiled.

"Ms. Gu, I was a little surprised when I saw Xiaorui just now. It turns out that Mr. Gu is here."

"You are... Lele's two uncles." Gu Xiaoyan was also surprised, and then smiled politely, "What a coincidence."

It seemed that they were all acquaintances, and they couldn't leave for a while, so everyone simply sat down and talked, and let a few children play while Lin Chuyi listened to everyone chatting, while sitting next to Yu Jingrui, watching them play "Fishing", several children played very hard.

Gu Xiaoyan is still a third-year student, and usually teaches violin in his sister's kindergarten. Yu Jingxing and He Mingle are the children in his class, and one of the children who looks a little older is He Mingle's brother He Mingle Xiao.

The remaining one has a strong background, Xue Qiyang, the son of Xue Yushen, the owner of Zhuli Xiaozhu.

The two young men were the uncles of He Mingle and He Mingxiao, Sheng Xuyu and Xue Xun. Although they had met Gu Xiaoyan once, they were not familiar with each other. They only knew each other's name today. We can talk together when we come down.

"Why are you so stupid? You have to use your abacus to play fishing." Yu Jingrui held 5 cards and glanced at He Mingle beside him.

"You don't know how to dial yet. Every time you dial the abacus, you are the stupidest one." He Mingle deftly moved the abacus with her small hands, counting the cards on the table and the cards in her hand, and still laughed at Yu Jingrui. Knowing to bully him every time, in fact, he is stupid to death.

Lin Chuyi on the side rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and he had almost forgotten about turning the abacus. Now children's abacus is so delicate and cute. He picked up one of them and played with it. He still remembered that he could play with the abacus in the past The game of "cat and mouse" is not very good now.

Lin Chuyi put down his abacus, moved to sit next to Ji Shuyang, looked at the talking and laughing people, leaned into Ji Shuyang's ear and whispered: "So, Xue Xun is a primary school teacher, he is Xue Yushen brother? Are he and Sheng Xuyu lovers?"

Ji Shuyang smiled and touched the robot's head. This guy is really sensitive, but the aura between Sheng Xuyu and Xue Xun is very harmonious, and the ambiguity can be seen at a glance. He nodded and whispered: "Well, I think so too. .”

Lin Chuyi seemed very happy, and sat quietly listening to everyone chatting. The group of people chatted and changed the topic, and they talked about the game "Cang Jue Ji". They are all characters in the game.

In the end, there was a feeling of seeing each other late. It was close to noon, and a group of people went to the floating restaurant for dinner with the four children having fun. During this period, Lin Chu met Xue Yushen, the owner of Zhuli Xiaozhu. Just dumbfounded.

He thought Zhuli Xiaozhu's boss was an old man, after all such a big boss, even if he wasn't the boss, he should be a middle-aged man, but he turned out to be such a young man, who looked about the same age as Mu Xiao, with delicate features and a gentle personality.

Lin Chuyi stared, it was incredible. Thinking about it carefully, Xue Qiyang is only five or six years old at most, Xue Xun is only in his twenties, and Xue Yushen is not that old no matter how old he is. Based on this calculation, he is indeed less than 30 years old look.

Accompanied by Xue Xun and Sheng Xuyu in the afternoon, they wandered around Zhuli Xiaozhu and went to the fruit base. Looking at the huge fruit base that stretches as far as the eye can see, even though Sang Xia and Xiao Changxi have been here several times, they still couldn't help sighing that they were so happy. Almost bubbly.

"The small bamboo fence is simply a paradise on earth." Sang Xia sighed sincerely.

Lin Chuyi couldn't help nodding.

The fruit base is open to tourists on vacation. You can enter after buying a ticket. When you enter the door, you will receive a basket. You can eat freely in the fruit base. You can also take the fruit picked in the basket back. You don’t need to pay separately. Of course, you can also buy it from the fruit base. Boxed fruit to take home.

Lin Chuyi ate and picked his favorite fruits. This basket of fruits was going to be eaten here. When he went back, he would buy a few boxes from the fruit base and give them to Mu Xiao and the others. Chang You and his family should be back in a few days , and send some to Chang You.

The first day was very fulfilling. In the evening, everyone had dinner together. After lunch, everyone walked along the lake and admired the lotus pond under the moonlight. .

After admiring the night view enough, everyone was a little tired from playing, so they went back to the cabins to rest.

Sang Xia and Xiao Changxi lured Yu Jingrui to their cabin with ambiguous expressions, which made Gu Xiaoyan, who had always been calm, blushed. Even Yu Jingxing was a little embarrassed, and ran away with Gu Xiaoyan.

Lin Chuyi hid to the side for fun. From the first time he saw Yu Jingxing and Gu Xiaoyan, he knew that the two were not simply alumni. The aura of the two was the same as that of Sheng Xuyu and Xue Xun who just met today. They are ambiguous with each other.

"What's the fun?" Ji Shuyang, who took a change of clothes, turned around and saw the robot lying on the window sill, rubbing his chin, throwing away the clothes in his hands, and walked over to close the windows and curtains. Hold the robot horizontally.

"What are you doing?" Lin Chuyi was startled, hugging Ji Shuyang's neck, her face flushed.

"Are you on vacation?" Ji Shuyang smiled ambiguously, kissed the robot's face, turned and walked to the bathroom.

Take a vacation, of course you have to be happy!